ladies', we woall to yial tn attend every Dali, AL
fancy ourselves, though almost bacheloi (o'',
horrible J happy in the extreme
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| friend in :. the dHmps, writing from small
i'o"n in one Of the Southern States, thus OBJ
serves:


:" Why The deuce don't you come back here !!
they have written fer you--bat cannot blame
| you; !; few wish TO return here, when they can
help it. Oh! il is a horrible place, the last place
oil the face Of he earth. Verify, il is ugter than
i}crtholde, prime Minister 10 the King Of Lom-
hardy, smaller than Jeifery Hudson (t!,e famous
dwmr) dulisr than duness Itself and poorer than
Baker County, Florida, (where The hogs are so
Thin, that it is impossible for two persans TO look
at them, in one and the same .imc.) II contains
more real L2afcrs than New York and Baltimore
combined, can boast of, and il can boast Of more
debts, and less money than any other place in the
Union. Besides set of The d---st ugly girls
that can be found; but it is no use talking about
it, suffice it TO say, it the neanest place that ever
was in and hope to be out of it as soon rs pos
sbe. Here have been trying to say something
smart, ever since | began TO write, but its no use,
| am as dull as the Kenuckian's razor. tell you
what it is, am in the last stage of the cholem
morbid an, perfect case, and il do not soon
escape from this place, | shall be '' Non Compos
Mentus."


Bat what's the use Of trying,


When nl5ne.'s the wing, ......
Can prevcnt its iying,
So Jolelly let us sing. ..'.
.. Lackalay.


When think of the happy times have spent
at 50 the bonny NORTH" say to myself, (fha's
me,) 1T vas too pleasant 10 last long," as the
laughing gas said when it euaporatsd.


But enough is enough, ''as the boy said when
he DOS ripped" and SO I'll be done as soon as
possible, ''as the pig said, ven he vos roasting"


have not even patience to write a letter, and
by the b., there is more trouble on hand, as the
fish said, ven he jumped on. Of the frying pan into
the fire." 4


And | cannot say that feel much inclination
10 do it, " as the goneman's horse said when lie
vos hernessed to the cart.'


There is nothing new in ~------, /; bate TO write
about the place and do not expect to see any
thing new as lvng as stay here. So good bye,
I'm OF, :" as the Ay said ven he crawled ont Of the
mustard pot"


have been reading some of Walter Scots
novels, in pamphlet form, and the print is so devil
li>h fine, that it has made slight difference in
my handwriting, as you will, no doubt perceive !;
SO I'll bid adeu to this sheet and take myself to
more comfortable one. and am glad TO leave it,,
"as the orse said to the plough for have one
of the worst kind Of :" isms,' and feel deuced
sleepy too; so good bye, again, and my best
wishes 60 with YOU"