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4 Rare Sabslitute.---An elderly lady. a few

 days since, entered dry goods store, laid her

 Parasal on ihe counter, and procseded to ex- amine some go0ds. Alter she had pHrchas- ed what she wanted, She tnOk the yard stick

 and holding 1t erect walked out 'of the store, much ta the astonishmeut and amusement of the clerks. Crossing the street the am began ! to scorch her shoulders. whereupOn locking 1 np she observed her error, and exclaimed '.Bless my soul I though; I had'nt my own ! paras0l--l never knew thaf io tail n rain or

 sdnshian."