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the table-Sworc it was fine strong spirit, and tried in vain to weaken it with water from the kettle. Got blind drunk, played the devil with the Turkey carpet, and I was obliged to send him home in coach. Slipped slyly up stairs, while my wife was gone to see all right in the kitchen, and made "apple pie" with the sheet by turn ing it up half way with the tail towards the head. Thought l should have died laughing to see her gettingin. Called me an old booby, and got out to make the bed again. Put out the candle, and got in myself, but found to my great dismay, that there were two sorts of bed-pies, for Betty had actually placed large hair pie under the clothes. into which jumped, but was very well content to find it noth- ing worse.

 .Yonrs, &c. AN OLD JOKER. 