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An Enrlishman asked an Irishman il the roads
in ireland were good, yes said the lrlshnan,
so excellent that wonder you do not import
some Of them into England. We have the road
to love strewed with roses: the road to matrmo-
ny through nettles; the road Of honor through
duel; the road to prison trough the courts OF 'awi
and the road to the undertaker's through the
apothccary's shop Have you any road to pre-
ferment' No said the lrishman. not now
that road, since the Union is removed to Eng
land, YOU pass through it to the kings palace,
ana am told that il is the dirtisst road in Great
Britain