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EpITApH. inscribed upon the tombstone Of Xantip-
pc Thomas, wife OF Andrew Thomas who scold
ed herself to death in the early part OF the last
century:


Here lies the wife of Neighbor Thomas,
Whom death in mercy carried from US;
For, when alive, she was so old,
So ugly, slut,ish, such scold.
That round about her for mile,
All things were in constant broil
I've known her storm at such a rate
Ths, even the chimney back would sweat;
Trammels through fear Jorge. TO hold.
And red hot coals Of fire grow cold.
Her husband never dropp'd tear
Till he had placed her body here;
And then he bubbered like lout,
For fear she'd scratch her passage out.