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front, suffering not a little from the lbations
of the previous evening. The only eye he
had was directed to the bottle, as if anxious
to be better acquainted with it's contents
when suddenly with terrific report, out
flew the cork, followed by fair portion of
the angry liquid--both pursuing their course
so directly towards the unsuspecting optic,
that they fairly closed the poor son of Cris-
pins only inlet to daylight. The cork as
smartly rebounded. and striking the nose of
a knight of the shuttle reused him whilst
gaping obviously at the pulpit. The kirk
was all in buzz-and every mothers son,
ave daughter too, with out stretched neck
to ascertain the cause. The hussey,' ex-
claimed the blowsy wife o. Dollar, she's
poisoaed my caes' Preserve us, if she has
ia stickit the minister, whispered the horse
couper's wifc.--Jenny, as soon as she discov-
cred the cause of all this confusion, made
her thumb take the place of a cork-but un-


luckily proving either too large or too small
for stopper, the enraged BARN occasional


y made its escape, producing species OF
music that kept contemptuous time with
the doleful ditty of poor Jenny, as she hur'


riedly moved off, excaiming, preserve me,
was ever woman i'll sic a predccamint.