Swimmin Lessons
Swimmin' lessons are not expensive if ya know where to go ; All ya gotta do is keep an eye open - you will know ; Vodka, vodka and gin are a good start for beginners ; Move on to the rye and scotch when you think you're ready ; I know what I'm talkin' about ; I know damn well what I'm sayin' to you ; Sky-divin' is somethin' you should try  just find your sky ; All ya gotta do is freefall into your mind ; Find yourself a dealer, preferably through a friend ; Hook yourself up with some people who have been there already ; I know what I'm talkin' about ; I know damn well what I'm sayin' to you ; Comin' down is such a drag when you're high ; Maybe you should try somethin' else ; What do you mean by that? I hope you don't mean religion? ; Oh, don't worry I've already tried that two times ; I mean, get yourself some kind of inspiration ; Through artistic, creative pleasure ; And when you open up your heart to this idea ; Maybe you will find somethin' that you never knew was there ; Ohhh, I know what I'm talkin' about ; yeah now I think I've bin there once or twice before ; I know damn well what I'm sayin' to you; 