Advice to a Son
Never trust a white man,; Never kill a Jew,; Never sign a contract,; Never rent a pew.; Don't enlist in armies ; Nor marry many wives ; Never write for magazines ; Never scratch your hives.; Always put paper on the seat,; Don't believe in wars,; Keep yourself both clean and neat,; Never marry whores.; Never pay a blackmailer,; Never go to law,; Never trust a publisher,; Or you'll sleep on straw.; All your friends will leave you; All your friends will die; So lead a clean and wholesome life; And join them in the sky.; 