Girlfriend
I have a girlfriend (yeh, yeh, yeh) ; And it's the first time (yeh, yeh, yeh) ; I've fallen in love (yeh, yeh, yeh) ; And I'm 29 ; It's all I could ask for, should have been wonderful, ; wonderful to me ; Back from New York (yeh, yeh, yeh) ; Moved into her place (yeh, yeh, yeh) ; She gave me ice-cream (yeh, yeh, yeh) ; It felt really nice ; Now I'm so fat, I feel terrible about my looks ; I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend ; But I'm still lost inside ; During high school (yeh, yeh, yeh) ; I hated all the girls in my class (yeh, yeh, yeh) ; They were so nasty (yeh, yeh, yeh) ; I thought I was gay ; Things didn't change, I was miserable till the day ; she found me ; I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend ; But I'm still lost inside ; "Girlfriends are not easy to find" said my mother, "Girlfriends are not easy to find" said my father, "especially the pretty ones" my grandma laughed at me ; I had a girlfriend, I had a girlfriend; 