" 

 The rubbish ""Nora"" piano cat there at youtube even has a Wiki page! This is a travesty. Call out the Queen's Guard. 

 The trouble is this: Wikipedia is run (""Policed"") by unpaid duffers that in real life make poor livings doing sparse freelance web-page design from their precious little internet cafe perches. 

 They dread going home to their parents at night and hearing ""Did you find work today?"" So﻿ they live in the gutter with their crack needles and liquor bottles and moistly soiled undies. 

 Fuck you up the ass with a hot poker Wikipedia. 

 You put Elise Harris' page back up here or suffer the wrath of the World Court!!!"