== I am Hurt by your accusations. == 

 I was only changing the songs to their pre-truth state. You're a mean ghost, Casper! You're not my friend anymore, you jerkface. 

  
   In other matters, why the hell were you reading the Kidz Bop page anyway? Everyone knows only child touchers listen to Kidz Bops. 

  
   BTW, I had some fun last night, and by that I mean I had sex with your mother. Ha ha ha. ONLY YOU.