"This is fucking bullshit. This article is clearly written by a ""news producer"", or a news producer's mistress. I have never seen a more biased, and honestly, self-servi(ici)ng articles I've ever encountered using the random article tool. This must be rectified. We need a NON-news producer's confidante to write this article; some impartial third party. If this article is not improved, I declare that news producer is not a profession, and in fact, the job does not exist and is a hoax."