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 == Comrade Stones Weclomes You == 

 I rage against the Wikipedia machine, and I am a HARDCORE G! I can do cool tricks on my fingerboard with my mad ghetto skillz. Someone challenged me once and I served that fool so bad he's gotta use an osotomy bag now. I have a PHD in selling crack cocaine to children (and an associates degree in staring down punks). 

  
              

  
 YOU ARE INVITED TO JOIN THE METROSEXUAL, ANTI-NAZI, PRO-PIRATE COMMUNIST PARTY OF CANADA (NaMLBA)! IF YOU REFUSE, WE WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL ALL YOUR SILVERWARE CAPITALISM. 

  
              

  
 © William Ayers 2008."