Marcus Lopez  

 This is a very unique man. He possesses the qualities of everything that one might hate. He enjoys everything you hate, and he hates everything you love. If you met this man, you would want to exterminate yourself immediately after. He is by far, the worst human being in the world. He just sucks. He smells like cat shit in a pile of half eaten tortillas, and looks like every other fat Mexican. If you ever see or hear about this man, do one of these three options. 
 Kill yourself. 
 Run away, then kill yourself. 
 Kill him, then run away, then kill yourself. 
 I am posting this as a warning, and as a warning only. Only the lucky live life without knowing this horrible, horrible man.  
 God Bless.