I think tanning topless is really awesome, unfortunately not many other patrons felt the same way. Wait, let me rephrase that. I'm sure they appreciated my tits being out and thought they were awesome and all (which they are), but not enough ladies were bringing the twins out to play. \n\nWhy the hell are you at a topless pool wearing a swim suit top?\n\nOne cool thing I did see was a body builder looking dude in the pool covered head to toe in sparkly shiny glitter stuff. Weird! And another thing that was at least interesting was when I ventured in to the pool I saw a clump of unidentifiable debris floating by. Yummy!\n\nI hope no one pays to get in here, it is pretty much free. The bouncer when we showed up goes to my dude friend, \"So how many ladies did you bring\"\nFriend, \"Uh, I guess I brought 3\"\nBouncer, \"Nice, you're in there!\"\nFriend, \"Um, thanks?\"\n\nThen my friend wasn't let in because she tried to bring a 12\" dildo in just for fun. So note to others thinking of coming here, leave you're 12\" dildos at home!