In the unlikely event the dead ever managed to get to sleep in this hotel, the toilets, flushing, would wake them.\n\nThe toilet paper would take paint off walls, which, incidentally, needs doing.\n\nIn most rooms, the sink is in an alcove separate from the toilet, which is problematic if you like to wash your hands after going. \n\nThe water temperature in the shower ranges from scalding to ice cold, with a millimeter's difference between the two.\n\nIn an 18-story hotel, the Wi-Fi doesn't work above the 9th floor.\n\nNice lobby, friendly staff.   There's a decent pool, a dodgy-looking hot tub, and a small gym.  The bar in the hotel restaurant has great prices for shots.  \n\nThere are many hotels in Montreal. Almost any of them would be better.