I wanted to like this place, I really did - especially after seeing a 2' x 2' advertisement for this place in Pittsburgh magazine, upon which after seeing I was hoping to come to some sort of tropical paradise with a volcano, some fire dancers, and maybe some strong pain in the ass drinks. \n\nInstead, my friend and I narrowly side stepped a huge mess of vomit to get into Tiki Lounge. We were slightly comforted by getting lei'd immediately upon arrival, but we weren't fans of the lounge in general. It's super small, and had to squeeze our way all the way to the back of the bar/lounge - which led to an equally small dance floor which reminded me of a dark room in a smoky frathouse  (wouldn't be surprised if Molly's were being passed around). The whole scene just made my friend and i feel uncomfortable so we took the advice of some other Tiki Lounger's who declared, we're going to Diesel. And so we did, and definitely the best decision of the night.