Worst takeaway ever.  \n\nIt is a minefield in Edinburgh getting a decent takeaway, i've discovered, but the meal we got from Chop Chop last night was totally dreadful. \n\nFirst off we ordered coke and got diet coke, which we both hate, and an irn bru. Hot can of irn bru. Even 2 hours later after being in my fridge the bru was so warm it melted ice. \u00a31.65 for hot irn bru.\n\nAll I wanted was chicken wings for my hangover; they were tiny and dry and tasted of nothing. The hot and sweet soup tasted of the kind of chinese medicine you get for a urinary infection and had an unpleasant gloopy texture. The cucmber salad was marginally better but not much. The fish balls were disgusting gelatinous balls of indiscriminate meat product swimming in a highly msg-ed 'sauce' which tasted simply of salt. The 2 kinds of dumpling we ordered tasted exactly the same as each other, and both under average and freezing cold. Everything was brown (besides the shreds of cucumber) and we regretted even tasting any of it immediately.\n\nNever again. Think we'll stick to Domino for takeaways.