I like hot dogs. They're simple and come with their own edible carrying cases. Not totally self-contained like a corndog, but close!\n\nWhile waiting for a plane, I found Frankly Gourmet, a place selling only tubular goodness. Their promotional posters proclaim that they feature the best Oscar Meyer-branded meats. They do indeed have many choices on the menu, from the regular hot dog to the mighty jumbo hot dog, and various types of kielbasi.\n\nAfter some deliberation, I went for a jumbo hot dog. Of their numerous fixings, I asked for onions, jalapenos and relish. Sadly, the hot dog itself was blah-tasting, didn't really distinguish itself, and the bread bun tasted like cardboard*, which was disappointing, and kind of scary, really. Your mileage may vary, of course, so try this at your own risk.\n\n* no Chinese pork bun jokes, please