One Liner: Chinese Mexican? Mexican Chinese?\n\nFood: (scale of 0-4) 3.5\nIt's 15 minutes before noon. We tried to get there early to beat the traffic. Of course, we had no such luck here. It might be 11:45am, and it might be 115 degrees out, the hole, the big hole in the wall place was packed, and the line was out the door. \nAnyway, they have a sampling station for newbies on the left side of the counter. I got a chance to try a few different dishes before I settle on the order. It makes the place a zoo, but I like the concept. After all, most food here are somewhat pre-cooked.\nSo what does Chinese Mexican or Mexican Chinese taste like?\nI can't really describe it. It's new to me. I know I fully enjoyed the diablo pork, emerald chicken and most important of all, the jerked fried chicken. Ok there is nothing chinese or mexican about jerked fried chicken, but it's still a creative fusion dish, a perfect one for that matter.\nWhen the girl brought the food over, I just couldn't wait to redirect the food right into my mouth. Before she reached me, she slipped!\nI managed to saved the food, both plates. Only 2 things dropped, the snicker doodle and the girl. I feel really bad that I wasn't able to keep her from falling, but I saved the food!!\n\nExtras: (Scale of 0-1)  0.8\n\nService 0.2: She probably bruised her behind delivering food to me, I've gotta leave full score here.\n \nDecor 0.1: It's old, ugly, but somewhat special. It looks like an expanded cafeteria.  \n\nSpeed 0.2: Even with the line out the door, they still make very good progress. The food gets on your table FAST. \n\nDessert 0.1: good snicker doodle \n\nPrices 0.2: It's more than reasonable. Chinese take out prices for a great fusion creation? It's cheap. \n\nMy score for this experience is 4.3 stars.\nFor a chance at the oddest and the most delicious creation on earth, it's no doubt a 5 star in my heart and my stomach.\n\nP.S. Do try the 2 different hot sauce they have there. They are not your typical hot sauce. They aren't very spicy.