We have wanted to try this place for quite sometime but its usually so busy that we dont dare try to find a parking space.  Today didnt look so bad unfortunately :-)  Wish we had tried the Daily Dose instead.  Oh well theres always next time.  These reviews are hilarious.  Made the mistake of not reading them before hand.  The service sucked.  The waitress sucked.  She really pissed me off.  My husband had to keep reminding me the girl was young and what if that was your daughter cuz I wanted to punch her in the face.  It took forever just to be acknowledged, waited a lifetime for some water.  Asked her what was good on menu this is our first visit.  Too bad we took her advice.  My husband got the bird omelet which I tasted and YUCK.  It was completely bland.  He had to pour hot sauce all over it for flavor.  They put the eggs right on top of the fresh cold fruit so that now you cant eat it or wouldnt want to eat it.  If they just read their own reviews they would stop doing that.  Talk about dumb asses.  I got the huevos rancheros with green chili.  It comes in an open chipotle tortilla that is MINUS any taste.  Its swimming in juices which is making the tasteless tortilla into glue.  Comes with two eggs on top.  The flavors together were just not that good.  Got a $4 glass of fresh squeezed orange juice that made my face scrunch up because of the bitterness.  Waitress brought bill way too early obviously trying to get rid of us but that just pisses me off even further cuz thats her ticket to not having to do shit.  I waived that bitch down anyway.  I want water bitch.  The only reason they get 2 whole stars is because the green chili was good otherwise hate this place :-)