If I had sum up Club Pure in one word, the word would be dingygizzbucket. The good news is that I can use way more than one word, so here goes: \n\nWe came up on this place because one of their promoters told us we could get free entrance for our party consisting of a whole grip of hot females and a few well dressed guys with their pockets all swol with benjamins. You would think that this would get an easy in, but these \"bouncers\" thought it would be a good idea to hold a line outside of an empty club for two hours. (I put quotes around the word bouncer, because the only thing these weaklings could bounce, is their pay check at Walmart. \nAnyways, we finally make it in, and what what we witnessed next was like a tailor made personal hell. The the entry room had some seriously blown speakers pumping old chumba womba remixes. With a solitary obese woman in the middle of the room wearing a sequin moo moo and doing a bastardized version of the macarena. We were in no mood for that bull so we went to the bar for a drink. \n\nWhen I approached the bar I saw a slim woman with her back faced to the patrons. I thought to myself at least the bartenders are cute. I ordered a bucket of Zimas and when she looked up I was horrified to realize she was both cross eyed and harelipped. We fought through the shock and and finished our beverages politely. \n\nThe cherry on top of this sh@t sundae was the bathroom. First thing that I noticed was a fat turd in the urinal. It really blew my mind since the bathroom attendant was just sitting there laughing and pointing at it.(he seemed a little slow) I checked every stall but they were all clogged and spilling diarrhea onto the floor. I asked the attendant if I could pee in a drain on the floor and he said only if I paid him 10 bucks so I did(I really had to go). The bathroom sink was so nasty that I decided against washing my hands because I figured they'd be cleaner that way. \n\nWhen I got out, the girls begged me to go to another club so we went to Tryst and it was really fun. The end