I stopped here with a  neighbor yesterday around noon and I forgot the two rules of IHOP.  Rule #1:  Never get anything other than breakfast.  Rule #2:  Don't forget Rule #1.\n\nI almost ordered some pancakes but at the last minute I changed my mind and ordered their new turkey and bacon club sandwich.  It's not really a club and had I read the menu I would have seen that it was on a grilled roll.  Misnamed product I'd say.  The disappointing thing about the sandwich was that the turkey was sliced lunch meat, not sliced turkey.  It was an ungainly sandwich and the innards squeezed out as I ate it.  The redeeming part of lunch was the seasoned fries--seasoned mostly with salt, but then I'm a salt freak, so I thought they were great.\n\nService was OK.  After we got our lunchers, we realized the server forgot to give us napkins or silverware.  Unable to flag anyone down, we walked to another table and took theirs.\n\nI haven't been to an IHOP in a couple of years, but if I return, I'll remember Rule #1 --- or #2.