I worship at the House of Off 5th. It is a designer sanctuary to be sure. \n\nWalk in and your overwhelmed by the many, many pieces of merchandise. Anything your heart desires, by any designer you can think of (save for the really big ones: Prada, Gucci, etc.). My best friend once found a pair of Jimmy Choos for $100. She's a size bigger than I am so we didn't fight over them, but had we worn the same size a super size shoe throwdown would have happened. Just sayin.\n\nWent in today and found Joe's jeans for $60/pair. Not a flaw to be seen. That's a deal if I ever landed one!\n\nTheir clothes are so delicious. You just know you're not in TJ Maxx here. The sale racks are ANOTHER 50% off. I've run races that didn't have me breathing as hard as I did when I found a 100% silk Tahari shirt (with tie at the neck and teal - TEAL!) for $30. I KNOW.\n\nYou can get lost in this store. I mean, so much to choose from! And, the employees? Asking how I am as they're headed past me to do something else? How thoughtful, I'm fine, just watching cash fly out of my bank account. No worries. \n\nI don't want to write this review, I don't want anyone else to shop there. I want it all for myself.\n\nOh god, fine. Go then.