So, I have never actually taken the time to sit down and put pen to paper or even a single finger to keyboard for a review. Really, what I'm saying is, I'm pretty lazy, so for me to even write a review, means you should probably heed my statements... or not, it's sort of a free country (still)...\n\nMy wife and I went to \"Down Under\" a few nights ago because, a friend of ours had high recommendations. We walked in, sat where we wanted and were handed two menus, a wine list and were poured two cups of water. My wife ordered a glass of wine, which was promptly brought out and we asked for a few more minutes to review the menu. That folks, was the end of our experience... No twists, no turns, no plot line to watch unravel.\n\nWe sat there for the next 45 minutes without even a slight glance, whisper or even a muddled passing comment from our waitress, the host or any other staff. My wife's wine was $6 before tax, so I left $7 cash on the table and walked out. I felt no reason to alert the staff because, I wasn't going to support their business with anymore of money.\n\nI can't tell you whether the food was good or bad because, we never got to order. However, if an establishment can't even get simple service right, then I don't want to know what their food tastes like because, I'm sure their food preparation suffers from the same lack of attention...