Ok. Last Update. Cuz I'm never going back.\n\nDear South Point,\n\nWhen a customer gets out of her car and pops a beer at the valet before walking to the registration desk, you should NOT put her on a floor with a broken ice maker. Stupid.\nWhen a customer books a King non-smoking 5 weeks before Super Bowl and you fuck up and give it to someone else, leaving her with 2 Queens, you should TELL her before she walks the Three Vegas Miles she has to walk to get to her room. While lugging her Ice Chest. That Needs Ice. That You Don't Have On Her Floor. Stupid.\nYou should remove the Queen size rocks and replace them with actual mattresses. And WHO DOESN'T TUCK IN THE BOTTOM SHEET !?!??!?! Seriously!?! Stupid.\nPlaying Lucy and Ricky for the weekend kinda worked out, though. We both tossed and turned so much all night that we probably would have fought if we had been in reach.\nYou should schedule more than 2 waitresses for the SportBook and adjoining lounge on Super Bowl Sunday. They were so dog-tired, they didn't even care that we brought in our own bottles of booze. They were happy not to deal with us. Stupid.\n\nAnd your Slots still suck ass out loud.\n\nLastly, Hubby still likes his oysters. I had the crab sandwich. You are very lucky that I wasn't very hungry and didn't take a big old He-Man Starvin'-Marvin bite outta that thing. I'd probably just be getting out of emergency surgery. Hire someone that can tell the difference between crabmeat and crabshell. I can forgive a little piece or two. But these were humongous and I stopped counting and eating at 10 pieces. And you wouldn't take it back or not charge me. Stupid.\n\nOne star for the giant piece of banana cake from the Deli that lasted me all weekend. And the delicious chicken philly cheese sammy with crispy fries.\n\nThe rest of the STUPID building can burn down for all I care.