Five stars! As good as it gets! \n\nI don't want to get THAT into it but I ran over my tow truck driver's foot. \n\nWell, I guess I will get into it. \n\nSo my car craps out on me. Lots of miles, lots of memories. Sure it is just an inanimate object. But this thing is so close to have been in all fifty states. Yes, ALL fifty (including Hawai'i). \n\nI digress. \n\nSo it is on on off-ramp of the 215. Disabled. I might or might not have checked in to CR-215 right before she broke down (a BIG fuck you to all the 'checking-in to beltways and parks and landmarks is pointless' crowd). \n\nAnyway, driver shows up. Gets the nifty ramp on his truck lowered and directs me to take the emergency brake off. Well, I do as told but must say that I do not keep my shift in gear. There are people that do and people who don't. I don't. What is the point? I always use the emergency brake. Fuck off, stop judging me. \n\nSo the car rolls. Fast. We are trying to stop it. Not working. Car suddenly stops. \n\nI get inside and pull the brake again. Driver, Cameron (?), points at his leg which is caught from the above the ankle down underneath my back tire. Car stopped suddenly because he used his foot like one uses a door stop, except on a car not a door and he used flesh and not rubbermaid\u00ae. \n\nFucking aye. \n\nCameron, or whatever his westernized name was, is Iraqi-American. We talked the whole way to the mechanic shop. Hardcore, albeit very kind and thoughtful, dude. \n\n777 Towing was just who USAA called up for my roadside assistance. They showed up well before the ETA and have at least one driver who will keep you entertained as you are driven to the shop. \n\n'Cameron' probably did not even have his foot checked out. He survived a goddamn civil war after all, he can survive me (or my car, really) running over his damn foot. They should give him a raise. - E