Abridged:\nWhen you can't figure out how to use a car wash, there's some major issues. When your steering wheel is so greasy you have to go to the first convenience store to grab napkins to clean it before you can safely drive home, it's a no go.\n\nUnabridged:\nIn looking for a new car wash, I found one that I definitely won't be going back to. Upon driving up, I couldn't even figure out how to get my car washed. I had to have an employee walk me through it. What??? This is ridiculous people. I know. I know. I design user interfaces for a living, and I am somewhat pickier than most, but it's still wrong.\n\nHaving my car washed on the outside and the interior cleaned (no waxing, detailing or anything special) took over an hour. And I wasn't even really sure why. All I knew was there was no good place to sit and wait while watching at the same time. I was bored. And my car seemed to just sit there. \n\nBut what finally put the icing on the cake?\n\nFirst, the air freshener was put in even though I told them I didn't want one. Secondly, I couldn't even drive my car home. The steering wheel was so greasy from whatever they used to clean it, that I had to pull over and wipe it off before I could safely continue driving home. It took a few days to get all of it off my steering wheel again. Needless to say, I won't be making that mistake again.