Overpriced and hardly authentic, 888 Noodle Bar is a ghastly crap hole of a restaurant in the overly touristy Benihana village of the Las Vegas Hilton.  There are too many things wrong with this place but it all starts with the service.  Shocking for a place so small that they take \"reservations\" and may give customers a hard time about wanting to sit down.  \n\nWhile some Asians may frequent this place, its only because the property is too far off the strip for them to go anywhere more decent.  I was convinced to ask a \"regular\" who says he only ate there because he hated all of the other restaurants and the casino comps his meals here.  He says its hard to mess up a $10 bowl of Pho, which I think they still managed to screw up.\n\nThe nearly $20 Seafood Udon noodles I had were so bland I had to ask them to change it out twice before giving up on it entirely.  $8 for a side of Gyoza (6 pieces)?  Forget about it.  When the Hilton undergoes its big renovation that its got planned for next year, they need to eliminate this disgrace of a restaurant with it.