Here I am, visiting the second most beautiful city in Canada (obviously after Vancouver) and after a five hour flight I am pretty much starving to death, (that little packet of bits and bites didn't really cut it.)\n\nThe crew decides to head out and find some pub grub, so we head towards old Montreal. We stumble upon Le Fripon, since it is one of the few places that has a couple of veggie menu items, and most pubs don't seem to have much. I order a cesar to kick off my vacation, and the pizza with artichokes, red peppers, onions, and other veggies. My cesar arrived and just by looking at it, I knew I was going to be disappointed. Cesars should have a dark red colour from not being watery and from the addition of worcestershire sauce. \n\nThen my pizza arrived. Can you tell me what kind of restaurant serves a pizza cut only in half that is stuffed with fries in the middle of it??? W.T.F? Ok. I know I am in Montreal, which wanted to be its own separate country and all, but are they really *that* different over here? Not only was it super hard to hold a giant half pizza and eat it, (because its blasphemous to eat pizza with a fork and knife), but the sauce on the damn thing was like a spaghetti marinara sauce. The sauce made the cheese slide off the pizza because it was runny, which made the pizza have cheese leprosy. \n\nI ate the fries, they were actually pretty good, and had half of the pizza packaged up for the BF to eat when he is hungover, because BF's can be like dogs and eat anything when they are drinking. Not that dogs drink, but you get the point? My bill was like $27, which was a bit pricey for such crappy food. Needless to say, I think that this place is just a tourist trap because of its location, and there is this horrible ballad singer/busker outside that pretty much ruined our dinner by singing a cover of \"Tears in Heaven.\"