I was really hoping that my winter coat would be here.  I've searched far and wide with no luck yet.  I walked into Off 5th with excited anticipation.  I was disappointed almost immediately.  The outerwear selection was truly gross.  I mean, I understand that this is discount, but the store is selling D&G dress shirts at $110.  Is it too much to ask for some modern cut men's outerwear?\n\nI gave up after 7 minutes.  And no, they weren't heaven at all.  I then walked around testing my will power.  I don't know how I ended up at the shoe section but I started looking for dress shoes that I totally didn't need.  I have 6 pairs in several colors.  There's really no point to shopping for this item.\n\nI did however, see a pair of Puma Ducati's.  They were predominantly red with a black trim along the heel.  The shoes relied on velcro straps for security.  I tried them on.  They felt perfectly snug.  I walked around, stopping at floor mirrors to look at every possible angle.  I pretty much made a firm decision to make the purchase.\n\nBut then I realized that I wasn't here for these shoes.  They weren't that great.  I'd probably only wear them a handful of times.  Reality set in and I made my way to the exit.  Still with no coat!\n\nDucati...try don't-cati...