Question: Would any ladies like to marry me and have a son called Eric? Other requirements:\n\n- to live in a cottage near Chalfont St Peters\n- to have a female dog called 'Maddy'\n- sex on mondays, wednesdays, friday nights and twice on sundays\n- a Volvo\n- wooden salad bowls\n\nIf all this is acceptable to you, drop me a line and I'll get the solicitors on it. Note that, in the event of a tie, I will be going with the one with the biggest knockers.\n\nP.S. You must have no objections to bad language or we're going to be bickering all the f*king time.

Answer: come up with a plan to help me ditch my current and we have a deal...
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