Question: BIG Problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? I'm a stand-up comedian and I work for free. I'm out of new material and I need some advice on some new material. Be as honest and kind as you can. Hurry! I have a show to do at a block party and I need to entertain both kids and adults and I've never done that before! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer: I don't know how well this will go over but you could do...\n\ntoday kids are told they have A.D.D. that is what is wrong with things today. We are not frank enough. Back when my dad went to school kids were told they were dumb. You were smart or you were dumb. The mother would say "what is wrong with my child" and the teacher would say "your child is dumb". Today it has to be A.D.D. or H.A.A.D.. People say "my child has A.D.D." no lady your child is D.U.M.B.\n\nof course it is all in the delivery. \n\nthen there is the old seenus trouble\n\nI ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a long time. I ask how he was doing and he said he was fine. I ask where he had been all this time and he said "Man I was in the hospital".\n\nI said hospital, Why??\n\nHe said "man I had seenus trouble"\n\nI said man you mean sinus trouble.\nHe said "no I mean seenus trouble, I was coming out of a hotel with a woman and her husband seen us"\n\nI am not a comedian I am a singer but that one usually works when I tell it between songs.
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