Question: 999 or 911 they are the same to me!!!!!? "BELIEVE" it or not, these are REAL 911 Calls!\n\nDispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?\nCaller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.\nDispatcher: Do you have an address?\nCaller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?\n\nDispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?\nCaller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.\nDispatcher: Excuse me?\nCaller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.\nDispatcher: Was anything else taken?\nCaller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!\n\nDispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?\nCaller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.\nDispatcher: This is nine eleven.\nCaller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one\nDispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.\nCaller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.\n\nDispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?\nCaller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!\nDispatcher: Is this her first child?\nCaller: No, you idio t! This is her husband!\n\nAnd the winner is..........\n\nDispatcher: 9-1-1\nCaller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.....I think I'm going to pass out.\nDispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?\nCaller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.\nDispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?\nCaller: No\nDispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

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