Question: I think my wife is trying to kill my girlfriend? Please tell me what do do? I love them both and I told them this, I told my pregnant wife I will dump my girlfriend once she's back to looking the way she was before being pregnant, but she insists I be her only lover and cannot stand my girlfriend who is way better looking than her.

Answer: Honey - if I was your wife, I wouldn't want you back after pregnancy .... actually you could leave now.  Hope girlfriend is willing to take in a low-bellied, shallow dog.  \n\nSeems appearances are far too high on your shallow list of standards.
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