Question: asylum joke? Should you ever need to be institutionalized, this little test should get you started.\n\nDuring a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criteria which defines a patient to be institutionalized.\n\n“Well” said the Director “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub”.\n\nOK, here’s your test.\n\n1. Would you use the teaspoon?\n2. Would you use the teacup?\n3. Would you use the bucket?\n\nThink about this before you scroll down.\n\n“Oh, I understand” said the visitor A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or teacup”.\n\n“No” said the Director, “a normal person would pull the plug”!

Answer: You got me!\nSeems I need mental treatment.\n\n\n\n--- LeeeN
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