Question: quick riddles..1.y did the chewing gum cross the road?..2. what did the duck say after buying the lipstick? 

Answer: 1:)it was stuck on the feet of the chicken who crossed the road.\n2:) Just put in on my bill\n3:)because it was a chicken (coward)..
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