Question: My boss is a horsedonkey. Must retaliate AND keep my job.  Juvenile methods are more than welcome. I H8 this A 

Answer: If you can get to his car in the parking lot.\n\nGo to the auto parts store.  Get a tire valve tool, and then loosen the valves in his tires so that they leak slowly.  Start with one, then on later days start the others.\n\nGet a turkey baster and hose and squirt oil up into the exhaust pipe.
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