Question: Do you wish to enter joke idol, Any one want to test out there humor out on me by telling jokes? I will give you a rating on how funny you are.

Answer: A plane crashed in the middle of Antarctica.\nThere were 3 survivors\nThey decided it was best to stay with the plane. \nBut no rescue came.\nAfter 3 weeks they ran out of food.\nSo they decided to eat the other passengers.\nThey couldn't decide how to cut up the body's.\nOne of them had an idea.\nHe said "Lets eat them in the way we support our football teams for instance, I support Hearts, so I'll have the heart"\nNext guy said "Great idea I support Liverpool so I'll have the liver"\nThe last survivor said "I support Arsenal but I'm not very hungry!"
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