Question: Answer this!? How come wrong numbers are never busy?\nDo people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?\nDoes that screwdriver belong to Philip?\nDoes killing time damage eternity?\nWhy doesn't Tarzan have a beard?\nWhy is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?\nWhy is it that night falls but day breaks?\nWhy is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?\nWhy is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?\nWhy is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?\nAre part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?\nCan you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?\nDaylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?\nDid Noah keep his bees in archives?\nDo jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?\nDo pilots take crash-courses?\nDo stars clean themselves with meteor showers?\nIf cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

Answer: 1. how would you know it was the wrong number if it was busy?\n2.no, everywhere is 'up here'.\n3.Of course it belongs to Philip...his name is on it!\n4.No, it's like Botox.\n5.He has it waxed, that's why you hear him going AHAHAHAH...\n6. It was first called liplick because people who wear it usually lick theirlips, but it just didn't stick.\n7. because the day breaks through the barrier of your closed eyes.\n8. whoever invented it only had two fingers and couldn't count higher.\n9. with the radio turned up you make all the numbers squiggle around.\n10. who wants something natural in their food or drink? Duh!\n11. no, they have seizures so they can only conduct occassionally\n12. yes, of course, if someone turned one in there\n13.they save it for the rainbows and they keep it in the pot of gold\n14. hahaha! that's funny\n15. no they have beano for fish didn't you know that?\n16. yes, that's why we always are looking for new pilots\n17. yes, it helps them stay bright\n18. yes, haven't you ever seen the world's ugliest dog competition?\nHope that helps clear up all of your questions! =)
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