Question: Can someone tell me what is the whole limeric of: There was an old man from Nantucket.? Every single sitcom that has that limeric starts it off and never finishes it. Is it dirty? Is it even real? Who is this frigging old guy from Nantucket???

Answer: OOh, I know this one!\n\nIt was published anonymously in the Princeton Tiger; it goes\n\nThere was an old man of Nantucket\nWho kept all his cash in a bucket\nBut his daughter, named Nan,\nRan away with a man--\nAnd as for the bucket, Nantucket.\n\nAin't it awesome?  And what is scary: this came off the top of my head.
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