Question: hohoho who can answer this,is a genius...? 3 person just die and when 2 heaven,but b4 they can go 2 heaven there is a gatekeeper...\nThis gatekeeper would'nt let those 3 enter heaven...\n"You have 1 chance 2 enter heaven,that is you have 1 quustion 2 ask me,and if a fail 2 answer that question,then u may enter,if not,down hell you shall go"said the gatekeeper...\nWell the 3 ppl who had just die was an teacher in maths,a pilot and a dumb ass who is so dumb that he ate his own dung...\nWell the teacher ask a very complicated question 2 the gate keeper but the gatekeeper manage 2 answer is easily,and the teacher went hell,pilot ask him the most the difficult question he could think of but the gatekeeper answer it easily and the pilot went 2 hell,now is the dumb ass turn 2 ask him a question,the dumb ass request for a chair and the gatekeeper gave him a chair,the dumb ass made 3 holes in the chair,and as k the gatekeeper,"i just farted,quess which hole did a fart in?,hole 1,2 or 3?"....\nif u can ans this q,i will give u 10 points.

Answer: he farted in his A S S hole.
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