Question: any good jokes even animal or riddels deal   ? any good jokes u can get ten points so get in the draw to win them it is a bit of a challenge but a easy one  it is the best joke corner to put in jokes and to read riddels and jokes so just have a look put a comment or to in answers put in jokes read out jokes put in riddels read out riddels     so come in and have a shot of reading or sharing funny jokes scary jokes animal jokes happy jokes and them kind of riddels to put in and share and go in the draw to win ten points or read them to your friends and make them laugh

Answer: Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. Says to the bartender 'I'll bet a hundred dollars this octopus can play any instrument in the place.' \nSo the bartender points at the piano in the corner says, 'Go ahead.' \nGuy puts the octopus on the piano stool, octopus flips up the lid, plays a few scales, then lays out a little étude on the piano.\nSo guys says 'Pay up,' \nBartender says 'Wait a minute,' pulls out a guitar. \nGuy gives the octopus the guitar, octopus tightens up the E-string, closes its eyes, plays a sweet little fandango on the guitar. \nGuy says 'Pay up,' \nBartender says 'Hold on, I think I've got something else around here,' pulls a clarinet out of the back room. Octopus looks the thing over a couple of times, tightens the reed. Well, the octopus isn't good exactly, but he manages to squeak out a few bars on the clarinet. He isn't going to win any awards, but he plays the thing. \nGuy says 'Pay up,' \nThe bartender says "Just wait one minute,' goes in the back rummages around finally comes out with a bagpipes. Plops the bagpipes up on the bar. \nGuy brings the octopus over, plops the octopus up next to the bagpipes. \nOctopus looks the bagpipes over, reaches out lifts one pipe lets it drop. Lifts another lets it drop. Backs up, squints at the bagpipes. \nGuy gets nervous, comes over to the bar says to the octopus 'What's the matter? Can't you play it?' \nAnd the octopus says 'Play it? If I can figure out how to get its pajamas off, I'm gonna f**k it!'"
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