Question: Worst lyrics ever? I want to know what you think are the worst lyrics you've ever heard in a song.  And not necessarily the whole song either - could be just a little part from an otherwise good lyric/song, but that little part is just AWFUL.  Also, why do you think those lyrics suck?  Here are some of mine:\n\n"After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang out\nAfter midnight, we're gonna shake, jump and shout" - Eric Clapton\n\nUm, how long did it take you to come up with THAT couplet, Eric?\n\n"Nobody calling on the phone, \n'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome" - Joan Osborne, "One of Us"\n\nI laughed out loud when I first heard that one.  Desperate for a rhyme are we, Joan?\n\n"Our house is a very very very fine house\nWith two cats in the yard\nLife used to be so hard" - CSN&Y\n\nAre you KIDDING me?  I love Neil Young and (some) CSN, but I cringe whenever I hear this.\n\n"Freedom has a scent\nLike the top of a newborn baby's head" - U2, "Miracle Drug"\n\nUm - it does?  What the hell does that mean, Bono?

Answer: What about Jewell? "These hands are small i know, but they are not yours, they are my own" No Shit. You hands are yours and not mine.
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