Question: great one liners anyone? who knows  some great one liners like confusios say stuff (sorry about the spelling)   or traditional words of wisdom such as a man who does not recognize his mistakes is destined to repeat them stuff like that...........thanks

Answer: Confucius say man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Or he who sticks nose in punch bowl gets nosed punched. He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes with stinky fingers.
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