Question: What is the Best Fart Type? I like to think that the  top spot goes to the SBDs --silent-but-deadly\n\nThe long drawn out reverbrating fart (LDORF) is good and you can really enjoy it when alone--since it is mostly benign i.e. bereft of deadly odor and makes good music.\n\nThe timid silent farts--(oh! WHAT?? It wasnt me) that sneak into the world like a sly animal--those are abominable--although they have their use in offices and meetings. \n\nCan you describe other Fart types? WHat is your favourite??

Answer: the ripper.. of course.
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