Question: Lemme hear them blond jokes people.? 

Answer: here are some of my favorites:\nTwo blondes sit on a park bench at night. One looks up and says, "What's closer, the Moon or Florida?" The other one looks over and says, "Duh, can you see Florida?" \n\nA blonde is jogging down the road and sees another blonde in a rowboat in the middle of a field.  The blonde on the road shakes her head and sighs.  "It's blondes like THAT that give us SMART blondes bad names.  If I could swim," she said, "I would go out and help her."\n\nA blonde walks into a beauty shop with a pair of headphones on. She asks for a haircut. The blonde is led to a chair and asked to sit down. The woman who is about to cut the blonde's hair asks her to take the headphones off. The blonde does, and a few minutes later she passes out. The surprised shop worker picks up the headphones and hears a little voice saying, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...". \n4,000 blondes pack the auditorium for the first annual Blondes Are Smart competition. A blonde is chosen from the audience to come on stage and answer a question to prove that blondes aren't dumb. The emcee asks "What is 2 plus 2?" The blonde thinks for a moment and answers "Seven." The emcee shakes his head and the audience begins chanting "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The emcee asks again, "What is 2 plus 2?" The blonde concentrates for five minutes and finally answers "Five." The emcee shakes his head and the audience begins chanting "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The emcee asks once again "What is 2 + 2?" The blonde screws up her face in thought, scratches her head, and finally answers "Four?" The audience begins chanting "Give her another chance..." \n\n\nTwo blondes are walking in a forest, they spot a pair of tracks. One suggests they're bear tracks, while the other says that they a fox tracks. Then they get hit by a train. \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? \nA: Tell her a joke on Friday night. \n\nQ: If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first? \nA: The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down. \n\nEnjoy!
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