Question: Would you do me? Answer ONLY if you are a straight, unattached female!

Answer: I'm not answering the question since I don't meet the aforementioned criteria, I'm just posting.  Don't ya just love how all of the answerers ASSUMED you were referring to "sex"?  I know what you meant.  You meant "do" as in what the Mafia does to someone they don't like.  But if you were going to be "offed" would it matter so much that they be a straight female?  I would prefer it myself, I suppose.  Maybe she would be a necrophiliac, and I'd be able to get me some even when I was dead.  Now THAT would be something to brag about to my buddies!  Well, assuming they were all dead as well.  And in the same place I go when I die, be it Heaven or Hell.  I hope I go to Heaven.  I sure do wish Taco Bell was still open.  I'm craving some Double Decker Supremes right about now.  Dam, I'm hungry!  I think I'll make a peanut butter and banana sandwich to tide me over.  But as soon as Taco Bell opens I'm gettin' some Double Decker Taco Supremes.  Well, maybe not.  They do give me the runs after all.  Maybe I'll get some pizza instead.  Have I been smoking pot?  I know I haven't.  But I sure do feel like I have been smoking pot.  Dam, they give you WAY too much space to answer these questions!  Speaking of space, I want to go to the moon one day.  Ya know, if we really went to the moon, why aren't there pictures of the flag we supposedly planted?  I mean from a telescope.  Ever thought about that?  I think I may go to Wal-Mart and buy a telescope tomorrow.  Then I will begin my new purpose in life:  To prove once and for all that we DID land on the moon!  Well screw it, I guess there is no limit on space to answer a question.  Time to spank the monkey...
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