Question: Is MojoMan sick? He has only asked 5 questions today. I am getting kinda worried. Maybe we should call the doctor and have them go check on them.

Answer: My doctor has told me I am suffering from a rare disease called Answeritis.  It's caused by asking to many questions, sitting in front of a computer for 18-20 hours a day, having a diet that consists of Martini’s, Cheetos, Mountain Dew & Twinkies, not getting much sleep, avoiding the outside world, and not working.  He did give me some good news; apparently he saved 20% on his car insurance from GEICO.
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