Question: Do you believe in Ghosts? (Joke)? A professor at the University of Kentucky is giving a lecture on the \nsupernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many \npeople here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.\n\n"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, \ndo any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students \nraise their hands.\n\n"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has \nanyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.\n\n"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 \nstudents raise their hands.\n\n"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further...Have any \nof you ever made love to a ghost?" One student way in the back raises \nhis hand.\n\nThe professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step \nback, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no \none has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come \nup here and tell us about your experience."\n\nThe redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make \nhis way up to the podium. As he ambles slowly toward the podium the \nprofessor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a \nghost."\n\nThe student replies, "Ghost?!? Shiiiiiit..... From way back there I \nthought you said "goats."

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