Question: help star wars 1-3 i need 2 sound smart<>hehe? ok, so my bf's a star wars fan\nand im trying to get it so we can have some more in common\nim not trying 2 offend anybody, but after borrowing the first three, and only watching them once, i seriously dont get it\n\nexcept 4 that 3rd episod, i know that adican turned2 tha dark side\nafter they got marrried and had babies \n\nthat was sad :(\n\nsoooo please help me!!\nand try not to say ne-thing bout 4,5, and 6\n'cause i want it to be a supprise\n\nTHANK YOUUUU!

Answer: Quick lesson:\n Episode one- Qui Gon Jinn and his apprentice Obi Won Kenobi are on a peace mission gone arye when they wind up having to protect a diplomat Queen Amidal, (Padme). That does not work well so they have to hide and wind up finding Annakin who has no father but has amazing powers. They win his freedom and the group goes off to free the Queen's planet. They succeed but this makes her emissary chancellor, (Palpatine) Unfortunately , Quigon dies at the and on Darth Maul who Obi Won kills. Jar Jar binks a fool ends up becoming a hero and later an assistant to Padme.\n Episode two- Padme is no longer Queen. She is now Senator and she is being hunted down. Obiwon and his Apprentice Annakin are in charge of protecting her. Obiwon chases after the trail of the killer while Anakin Babysits the Senator. Obiwon find out that there is a clone army being built and winds up being caught by its architect Lord Duku and ex jedi knight. Meanwhile Anankin is getting intimate with Padme when he finds he feels his mother is in danger. They go to his home planet and he kills all her killers and their families too. Then they go to rescue Obi Won but get caught themselves. At the last momnet Yoda and the clone army arrive and save them but Duku escapes having cut off Annakins right hand. The clone war begins.\nEpisode 3- The war has gone on for years and Annakin and Obiwon are heroes who save the Chancellor from the Sith. Unknown to the the Chancellor is the leader of the Sith Darth Sideous. Duku, Darth Tyranus, is killed by Annakin making him evil. Anakin is dreaming that Padme will die in childbirth. The Emperor is trying to get him to become even more evil. Eventually Obiwon is sent to find the bad guys, while Annakin is seduced by the Emperor. Anakin tels the Jedis what is going on but has to save the Chancellor to save his wife. He is now evil, so he gets the name Darth Vader. He is sent out to kill the jedi children while the clones are told to kill the jedi. Only Obi Won and Yoda survive and they must fight The Chancellor and Anakin. Yoda takes on the Chancelor but can't beat him. He escapes. Obi won takes on Anakin who turns on Padme thinking she betrayed him. ObiWon wins but does not kill Anakin. Padme has her twins Luke and Leia but she dies. The girl goes Baron Organa from Alderon and the boy goes with his uncle Owen and aunt Beru on Tatooine where Annakin was found.
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