Question: I bought a brand new vacuum cleaner yesterday, and it really sucks...Can I take it back to the store? Oh wait..... A sucky vacuum cleaner is good.

Answer: Heehee...  If your vacuum doesn't suck, then you should take it back to the store.  As long as it sucks, you are okay. :)
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