Question: Why am I Stupid? Why is my IQ 5?

Answer: That's nothing. See this Jack Handy quote-\n\nOnce while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said, 'Hey, how's it going?' So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said 'Now who's asking the questions?'
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