Question: why dont the kids like me? I recently started doing magic (like david blaine) for kids parties.  I have done six so far, and no one is impressed, and tips are lousy.  \n     The first party, I stood on one foot for 3 hours, and the kids were board to death.  Then, I stayed underwater with a garden hose to breath for the whole 4 hour party.  Once again, no takers.  Why dont the kids like my magic, when I am bringing Blaine to their houses?

Answer: Ha heh...that's funny.
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