Question: How can you kill yourself without pain, and still have your family get your life insurance? 

Answer: Sorry but every insurance policy has a suicid cluse so that means if you do do the deed then they will get no money.  if you do try it to and it dose not work then it is insurance frud and this is illegal.\nohh ya i forgot btw suicid is illegel and it is punishable by death. (LOL)jk it is the blue collar comidy tour joke.
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