Question: Please tell me am I totally insane? Ok so please help me on this, I may be totally crazy. It's like this: Every time I come home, I pass by this barnhouse with a bunch of animals wandering around out front. I'm fine for a while, until I reach the area with all the cows. As soon as I see them, I get short of breath and can't concentrate on driving because they turn me on sooo much! I swear the cows are so beautiful, so attractive, I can't think of anything else. And now my wife is filing for divorce because she found I went to the barn and cheated on her with a cow! But I can't help it...the cows are just so hot...what can I do?

Answer: Cows really are nice, aren't they? Especially when their noses are all drooly and their udders are full to bursting and swaying back and forth. I have two pet hens and they are even better than cows, if you can believe that.\n\nOh, Lordy me.  I need a stiff drink. All this animal talk is getting me soooooo excited I can hardly stand it.
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