Question: Alien love? A pair of newly weds win a trip to mars....\nIn the hotel bar they meet an alien couple who suggest a partner swap...\nThey decide to go for it!\nThe woman takes her alien to bed, and he when he pats his head, his willy gets longer...\nAs he rubs his tummy, his willy gets wider and harder...\nShe has the time of her life.\nIn the morning she meets up with her husband, who is extremely grumpy...\nShe asked if he had a good time (being as he was so keen)...\nHe said "NO -  the stupid thing just patted my head and rubbed my tummy all night..."

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