Question: I love a good joke, Do you think......??? Do you think you can make me laugh outloud? If so...I'll choose you for the best answer! 10 points baby!

Answer: There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke. \n\nThe three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.\n\nAbout 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up onto the shore and was declared the second place finisher. \n\nNearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.\n\nWhen the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."\n\nAnother one!\n\nA Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun.\n\nShe goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.\n\nWell, the blond is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.\n\nThe boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it."\n\nThe blond replies "Shut up, you're next."
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