Question: 10 points!!!? Ok. I need a clever slogan for rubber tapping. For everyone who doesnt know what that is; its a technique used to collect material from inside a tree to help make rubber. I need a rhyming slogan using the the words "tap" and "sap" preferably. Whoever comes up with the best slogan receives 10 points.

Answer: It's a Sappy job, but somebody has to do it!\n\nThis may sound sappy, but we tap to the beat of a different drum.\n\nLet our saps tap your trees for you!\n\nIf you want to be happy, let us tap your sappy.\n\nIf you want some rubber to bounce, We'll tap your trees for every ounce!\n\nIf you have a tree to tap, We will drain it of its sap\n\nWe can tap so you'll have sap.
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