Question: Joke with doctors? Doctor to patient:\n- I have a good and a bad news, which do you want to hear first?\n- The good one!\n- You have only 72h left to live!\n- Hoowwwww?!? And the bad news is?!\n- I'm searching you starting yesterday to tell this.

Answer: Oh Geeez...\n\nOk here's one..\n\nTwo men went to mechanics school to learn how to put a car engine back together from all the parts.\n\nThe final exam was upon them which was to actually assemble the engine. The person that made the highest score had a position waiting for them with a well respected car manufacturing plant where they would be on a team to design new systems for the future.\n\nThe first guy was into engineering before this course the second was a former gynocologist, so naturally the gyno was nervous about passing the final exam.\n\nThe engineer was able to put his car together in record time, while the former gynocologist took twice the time to put his car together.\n\nThe instructor gave the highest score to the gynocologist, and the engineer was baffled, and upset.. then he questioned the instructor on the fairness of his grades.\n\nThe instructor said "It's true you both assembled so the engine ran perfectly, I gave each of you credit of 100% for being able to accomplish that.. but I gave an additional 100 points to the other guy because he did all the assembly through the tail pipe."
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