Question: Any good jokes? Earn 10 points!!? best answer gets 10 points!! the more you write, the better chance of getting ten points!!

Answer: Lubed Up\n\nTom and Mike, two gay men, are on their honeymoon. After a passionate night together, Tom suddenly realises that they have run out of lube, so he says to Mike "I'm just off to the shop to get some more lube - we've run out!" He also says "and there's to be no wanking while I'm gone, okay?" \n"Yeah sure," replies Mike. \n\nTwenty minutes later, Tom returns and on opening the door sees a whole load of cum on the bed. He says to Mike "I thought I told you there was to be no wanking?" \n\nMike replies "I didn't! I just farted!"
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