Question: any good Rodney Dangerfield jokes? does anybody have a link or know of any good Rodney Dangerfield jokes? I just loved to listen to him on Carson.

Answer: I get no respect. The other day I hopped into a cab and asked the driver to take me someplace where I could have a good time - he took me to my house.\n\nMy wife likes to talk while she's having sex. The other day she called me from a motel.\n\nMy wife is such a bad cook that the flies put a hole in the screen so they could escape.
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