Question: If women ruled the world..? Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.\nWomen with cold hands would give men prostate exams.\nPMS would be a legitimate defense in court.\nMen would get reputations for sleeping around.\nSingles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.\nA man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.\nFewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.\nShopping would be considered an aerobic activity.\n"Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.\nMen would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.\nMen would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.\nLittle girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks."\nMen would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.\nMen would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.\nMen would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry," " I love you," "You're beautiful," "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit."

Answer: WAIT WAIT WAIT - don't forget the most important one of all:\n\n\n\nThere would be a holiday weekend once a month where the men would have a lottery to see which one of them gets to try and run away from his woman when she's on her cycle, and see if he gets free - if he wins, he gets to have a week's vacation on her next monthly, but if he loses, she would get to use him like a house slave for that week - a man's nightmare made real!!\n\n(looks around to make sure the wife isn't looking......)
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