Question: Want to laugh see details.(I will choose good answer you will get points.)? If you laugh just say yes if not give reason. So here are some jokes which are not mine.\n---------------------------------------------------------\nThey say that when a man holds a woman's hand \nbefore marriage, it is love; \nafter marriage it is self-defense \n----------------------------------------------------------\nA man said his credit card was stolen \nbut he decided not to report it\nsince the thief was spending much less than his wife did.\n------------------------------------------------------------\nA little boy asked his father,\n "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"\nThe father replied, \n"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Answer: im laughing ha ha ha he he he lol.\nHere is another joke for you you might get a laugh out of\n\nA young couple were married and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. \n\nMorning came, and the groom went into the bathroom but found no towel when he emerged from the shower. He asked his bride to please bring one from the bedroom. \n\nWhen she got to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride in broad daylight. \n\nHer eyes went up and down. About midway down, she stopped and stared, then asked shyly, "What`s THAT?" \n\nHe, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night." \n\nAnd she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"
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