Question: What's the best Yo Momma joke of all time? The most creative that i haven't heard before gets the 10 points.

Answer: yo momma so fat that when she cleans out her belly button she doesnt pull out lint she pulls out sweaters!\n\nyo mommas blood type is Ragu\n\nyo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence\n\nyo momma so ugly the last time she heard a whistle it was before she got hit by a train.\n\nyo momma so old she waited tables at the last supper.\n\nyo mommas glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map she can see people waving.\n\nyo momma so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it\n\nyo momma so ugly she uses a line of make-up called WHY BOTHER.\n\nyo momma so ugly they put her face on a bottle of exlax and sold it empty.\n\nyo momma so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds.
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