Question: What are your favorite smart-alec quotes? I'm looking for the kind you see on TShirts & Bumper stickers. \nKeep it clean, please.  This is for my 12 year old neice.  We are decorating T- shirts together.  \n\nI could also use some for the parents.

Answer: "I'm only wearing black until they make something darker"\n"My dog's favorite snack is my homework."\n"Keep staring. I might do a trick."\n"I'm not selfish. I just like things my way."\nIt's Hard to Soar with Eagles, When Your surrounded by turkey's"\n"Consciousness- That Annoying time between naps"\n\nFor the father - "Bank of Dad"
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