Question: 2 Golden or olden jokes - ratings pls.? A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the matter clear, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."\n"Yes," the class said.\n"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"\nA little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."\n\n********\n\nThe children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.\n"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Mary; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Tom. He's a doctor.'"\nA small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead

Answer: good joke\n11\n12\n9
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