Question: can anybody giv me an e.g `DIRTY JOKES`???? THE DIRTIEST 1 WIL B CHOOSEN AS THE BEST ANS.

Answer: Fish Market   \n \n  One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. \nHe smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. \nThen he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies \n\n 10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty   \n \n1. Look at the size of his putter. \n2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. \n3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. \n4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. \n5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. \n6. Lift your head and spread your legs. \n7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. \n8. Just turn your back and drop it. \n9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. \n10. Damn, I missed the hole again.    \n\n \n  Jokes On You, Teacher   \n \n  One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. \nThe next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters,  the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. \n\nEvery morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters. \n\nFinally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!" \n\n\n Gross, Grosser, Grossest   \n \n  What's grosser than gross? \nTwo vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. \nWhat's grosser than that? \nFinding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar. \n\nWhat's grosser than that? \nWhen you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face. \n\nYou want to know what's grosser than that? \nWhen you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner. \n\nBut the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.
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