Question: Sandpaper Sally? ( warning, strong, disgusting content)? The Town Drunk only had ten bucks and wanted some action at the 'House of Madame' but only Sandpaper Sally agreed.\nOn the bed, the Drunk stopped halfway saying, 'No wonder they call you Sandpaper Sally, you're very rough inside there.\nSally brushed the comment aside and continued with their 'pleasure'.\nThe Drunk stopped and said that he could't go on, his 'thing' was getting too sore and asked Sally to please do something about this situation.\nSallly went into the bathroom and came back out after a few minutes and they resume 'business'.\nWow! said the Drunk, 'this is great, its really smooth and nice now, what did you do in there?\nDid you apply cream?  -    No.  \n\nDid you put butter? -   No.  \n\nDid you put soap? -   No.\n\nThen what did you do? -  \n\nOh I just reached in with my finger nails and pick at the scabs and just let the pus run.

Answer: ewwwwwwwwwww\nyou almost made me puke up my lunch
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