Question: I love my boyfriend but he has a dog and the dog makes such a mess at my house, how do I tell him kindly? My boyfriend loves his pet and I venture to say if he had to make a choice, he would choose his dog over me and he would go on hoping to meet a woman that would accept his smelly, messy little dog. I don't mean to sound cruel and I do like animals but I pride myself in keeping a neat and clean house and when my boyfriend brings his dog over she makes a mess everywhere.  For him to leave her at home when he comes over is not an option, the dog is old and extremely attached to him.  I hate to lose my boyfriend over a dog!!

Answer: Yes, you should devise a plot to kill the dog.\n\nNo seriously, maybe the dog can wear a dog diaper and sit in a crate.
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