Question: Sorry 2 other nationalities - this qstn can b answered by Indians in YA b-coz of the lng- don't rprt me, ok How/Y does UPites name their kids as: - \n\nIn a fine morning a bhayya (spending 4 years of consecutive bachelor’s life in Bombay since his wife is in the village) distributed sweets among friends as his wife delivered a baby boy (Wondering how it is possible?  Samaritans (neighbour) yar good Samaritans), ok now tell me how do he/they select the sir name of the kid from the following list considering the Samaritans factor.\n\nDWIVEDI, TRIVEDI, CHATURVEDI, MISHRA, GUPTA, YAADAV, JOSHI, or DESHPANDEY.\n\nI blv. people from Bombay especially who’s mother tongue is hindi can give me good/funny rply. (Not offencing UPites - just a joke)\n\nA hint – \nDwivedi – born with help of 2 ngbrs

Answer: Trivedi - 3 neighbours.\nChaturvedi - If the mother is clever and hides the name of the father very well.\nMishra - Miscellaneous neighbours.(Mishra - Mixture)\nGupta - Secret Neighbour\nYadav - If she doesnt remember who it was\nJoshi - All tat she remembers is that they did it when she was in "josh" and lost "hosh"...\nDeshpandey - All of India contributed
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