Question: Cinderella...? Cinderella is now 95 years old.\n\nAfter a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.\n\nOne sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.\n\nCinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you Doing here after all these years"?\n\nThe fairy godmother replied,\n"Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"\n\nCinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:\n\n"The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.\nI'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.\nInstantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.\n\nCinderella said,\n"Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"\n\nThe fairy godmother replied,\n"It is the least that I can do.\nWhat do you want for your second wish?"\n\nCinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,\n"I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."\n\nAt once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.\n\nAnd then the fairy godmother spoke once more:\n"You have one more wish; what shall it be?"\n\nCinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."\nMagically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.\n\nThe fairy godmother said,\n"Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life."\n\nWith a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,\nthe fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.\n\nFor a few eerie moments,\nBob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.\nCinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.\n\nThen Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.\n\nHe leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered...\n\n"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."

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