Question: Ladies...I need ADVICE...MY Girlfriend...? She complains that I'm too big, you know....down THERE.  When I tell her to just shut up and take it, after I'm done with her she pouts for about a day or two.  She's really FAT so why can't she just be happy that she even has a man and do what I want?

Answer: Your question isn't worth an answer.  If you brag about what you have, you probably don't!  Once a guy told me about the same and I told him, "well if its to big the meat clever in the kitchen drawer will take care of the problem".  Never saw him afterwords.
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