Question: Can you advise me on a family problem I am having? My sister and I were seperated at birth when our mom died.  Our dad was an abusive guy and contributed to our mom's death.  The authorities took us and gave us way to foster parents.  My sister ended up living with wealthy influential people while I grew up with aunt and uncle on a farm.  \n\nDue to strange circumstances and problems with the government my sister and I came together not knowing each other.  I thought she was hot not knowing who she was but she was in love with some pilot.  Even after we figured out that we were related I still think she is hot.  \n\nI have to go face our evil dad now.  He is a high up officer in the military now.  \n\nShould I persue a relationship with my sister or just turn gay and be with her boyfriend pilot's buddy?  He is a big hairy guy and needs to shave but is kind of cute in his way.

Answer: The big hairy guy is actually an alien.\nStay away, you know full well the consequenses of hanging with aliens. \nDo you really need more probing of orifices not well suited for that activity?\nGo for the sister, no one knows but Y!A nut jobs, and we ain't tellin'!!!
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