Question: where was the most embbarrasing place you farted? 

Answer: I had a '72 Ford Torino back in the day. I was out on a date with my future wife. We were sitting in the car talking, and I had to fart SO BAD. So I told her I had to go outside and get some "fresh air". I was stupid enough to sit on the hood of my car, and let 'er rip. Those old cars have solid metal hoods...well, the fart was strong enough to rattle the hood. I turned around and my wife was doubled over in the car laughing...quite embarrassing.
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