Question: a question for the ladies? Just say i am a mean ex-boyfriend who cheated on you and mistreated you. One day, a witch casts a spell on me and changes me into a pair of pantyhose. You know I am conscience of it and in great despair, but I fit perfect, make your legs look awesome, and I never will wear out or run. \n\nYou know I can hear. As you put me on, what do you say to me as I am freaking out? Please type what you would say.

Answer: Your running days are over lover!
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