"But according to the world's smartest teenager and god son of The Undertaker, Dallas Glenn, The Undertaker is indeed dating McCool. In an interview with Mr. Glenn he told us and I quote, ""I spent the night over at my god father's house and I heard some moaning coming from his room. I thought he was practicing his dead man persona, so I went up there to se what he was doing, turns out he was smashing Michelle McCool's pussy on a lamp post and from what I saw she was McLoving it."""