Context: When I got falsely accused of eating my roommate's ice cream last night, I was completely outraged! I don't even eat ice cream because I'm lactose intolerant, and she knows that!
Speaker 1: No matter how many times I told her that I didn't do it, my roommate insisted that I ate her ice cream last night! Unbelievable!
Speaker 2: Well, did you eat her ice cream?
Speaker 1: I certainly would have liked to, but I'm lactose intolerant! If I had eaten it, I would have been so miserable that there's no way she would've mistaken it.
Speaker 2: I wonder who actually ate it then.
Speaker 1: She probably did, during one of those nights when she stumbles into the apartment at 3am, drunk, with some random guy she brought home from the club.
Speaker 2: So are you saying it could be the guy?
Speaker 1: Either he ate it, or she did and she just doesn't remember doing it. All I know is that I didn't do it, and I'm about to hulk out!