Context: I am so excited that the kids go back to school in just one week!
Speaker 1: That's must be a relief for you.  I am assuming you have children?
Speaker 2: I do not have those
Speaker 1: So I guess that sending anyone off to school is not a big deal to you?  Do you attend school?
Speaker 2: I do not attend school
Speaker 1: Do you have something you are looking forward to?