Beat up, Dirty Junk
The condition of this item would have warranted paying maybe $1 at a garage sale: it was dirty (would it have hurt to wipe it off?), scratched, had chewed up corners and numerous small holes, dings & dents. The "fully assembled" claim was totally false, but the previous owner was kind enough to leave the screws sticking out of the bases so that more scratches could be added to the patina (and causing one screw to arrive bent - had to be intentional). All in all, pure crap and an absolute rip off.