Ugh. This is ain't gonna be pretty...
This is the WORST movie I've ever seen. It doesn't make sense, the special effects are terrible, the acting horrid, & it was just...plain...bad. Two villains, the pun-spouting Mr. Freeze (who wants to freeze the world) & the I'm-a-biological-female-but-somehow-look-like-a-drag-queen Poison Ivy (who wants to cover the earth in plants) ARE WORKING TOGETHER! Also starring the whiny, tiny Chris O'Donnell & the first superheroine-with-babyfat Alicia Silverstone. Gratuitous use of neon & cod-pieces. I think Batman maybe had a total of twelve lines with all the other character fighting for screen time. ATTENTION GREEDY, STUPID HOLLYWOOD HACKS: WATCH THE BATMAN ANIMATED SERIES FOR SOME POINTERS ON HOW TO DO A BATMAN STORY RIGHT! Ugh.