The horror! The horror....
I think watching this movie actually lowered my I.Q. I'm a fan of really bad movies. I actually own "Boxing Helena" and "Sliver," so you can see that my tastes tend towards the corny... But this movie was soooo bad that not even I could find anything of redemptive value in it. It seems to have been written by ninth-grade boys who were high at the time. The special effects also seem to have had about a comparable budget. I only made it through the first hour of this movie, mainly because I was too paralyzed by the sheer awfulness of it to get my frozen finger to press the "off" button. If I were Jude Law, I would make it my life's quest to hunt down every copy and burn it.