The poorest attempt at filmmaking ever...anywhere.
No matter how hard I try, I would never be able to make a movie this bad. Every aspect of this movie is worth laughing out loud at. I thought I was the only person in the world who had discovered this travesty and when I showed it to my friends, they were in complete disbelief. I mean, the troll people - they give unknowing victims green food to turn them into trees and goblin food. Piss poor acting, $20 costumes, and elementary school level story line make this movie a must see for anyone who can tell the difference between a good movie and a bag of sh*t. This movie makes you feel better about yourself because you know you'd never make an abortion such as this. If anybody out there thinks this movie is actually good in any way other than how bad it is, let me know so I can make fun of you.