I wish I could "unread"
This is the worst book I've ever read. I'm not kidding. It would pale in comparison to anything a high school student could write in a creative writing class. It KILLS me that there are TWO authors...two people put their heads together to mastermind this epic trash? Seriously? And what's with all the heinous product name dropping? And why are the chapters so freaking short? I love another reviewer's comment about the sailboat cover...maybe the part where they were on a sailboat was edited out, because that chapter only filled one page, instead of the massive FOUR PAGE chapters us readers are supposed to wrap our puny intellects around. ( phew! I need to take a break after reading ten sentences! Maybe I'll go have a pint of Ben And Jerry's Cherry Garcia Ice Cream while I write this review at my Macintosh Pro G5 With Dual Core Intel Xeon Processor!)Insert expletives. Lots of them. I hate myself for reading this book.