The questions were written by monkeys on computers or more likely computers without monkeys
I was biking across Third Avenue on 49th street in Manhattan when I spotted Ken Jennings on the North-West corner of the street. I recognized him immistakeably and was inclined to yell "Ken!" at him as I raced by. At first he didn't turn but when I was fifteen feet past him he turned and looked and gave me a sort of sheepish look, like "yes, it's me alright." It'll go down as one of my favorite celebrity sightings even though I recently lost all respect for him when I played this new board game called "Can You Beat Ken?" not licenced by Jeopardy. It plays roughly like Trivial Persuit but the questions are so poorly written it seems like the question writers just copied a bunch of text off Wikipedia and added some question marks here and there. Luckily it came with some miniature Ken Jennings-shaped playing pieces which I promptly desecrated with a permenant marker when the game became too frustrating to play.