[Name] Smurfy Pink Plague [Source] The Smurfs [Symptoms] 
Victims of this very rare disease experience large, pink, itching rashes; if untreated, the disease causes high fever weakness, and eventually death. (While the disease presumably does exist, the outbreak was fraudulent, caused by Jokey Smurf - using pink paint on the other smurfs - in an attempt to bolster Dabbler Smurf's confidence as he tried to be a doctor.)