It's so pleasantly satisfying how every single time I open your app it crashes within 1-2 minutes. What's even cooler is how it makes me want to grab a baseball bat to crack a high pop-fly with my phone and as it's falling out of the sky, empty the mag of my 9mm Walther PPS into it, as I curse your name and embrace the shower of the millions of tiny fragments that used to be my phone. I hope your pets are having explosive diarrhea all over your homes at this very moment. Hey, great game!