This completed my life, my wife was fighting the divorce papers so she could leach off my pension. However I made her a wager, beat me at chess and I'd let her take it all. Little did she know I had installed really bad chess, she couldn't use her fancy openings or defenses, her world was wrecked by my excellence at chess without skill. I beat her, she signed the divorce, everyone clapped and Obama was there. Thank you really bad chess, thank you dearly.