Guest Blogger: Mike “Caesar” Salatino

With Election Day less than two weeks away, I thought it was time to post this. For months now it has been clear that every single Democratic candidate running for office is an actor hired by George Soros to promote the liberal agenda in every state across the country…Or so we thought.

Think about it. The libs have us all convinced that their candidates are phonies. But what if, while we were all looking the other way, they made the move to plant REAL candidates into every election. It would be a rather clever way for the libruls to draw attention away from the red-blooded, American heroes known as the Republican candidates.

Also, it would explain the hyper-realism of the campaigns being run by the Democratic candidates. Perhaps the campaigns are genuine. What better way to get the Dumb-ocrats to back your cause than to make the candidates’ platforms real? Clearly, the liberals could be fooled into supporting issues as asinine as affordable health care, sensible immigration policy, and rights for marginalized communities.

I’ve also noticed that most conservatives are content to believe the “truth” that the explosive devices sent on Wednesday to various political figures, such as Obummer and Killary, were part of an elaborate scheme by the DEMONcrats to draw sympathy votes before the election. Well, consider this. What if the explosives were actually sent by a non-liberal, and had nothing to do with the upcoming elections? A conspiracy that’s not a conspiracy. The liberals’ idea of a perfect, twisted conspiracy.

Please, people. Keep your eyes open and don’t let the antics of the LEFT trick you. Vote Red!