Stephen Miller is a white nationalist and an awful human being, but he's got some redeeming qualities, too! As to what they are, I can't say; but what I do know is that Stephen Miller has the face and demeanor of a Bond villain.

Let's get Eon Productions, the British production company that owns the rights to the James Bond movie franchise, to cast Stephen Miller as the next Bond villain! I've never actually heard his voice (have you?) but he's lasted this long in the Trump White House so he must have, at the very least, a limited --if not extremely basic-- understanding of acting.

So come on, you guys! Let's give Stephen Miller a choice between playing the next Bond villain or being tried for treason. Why not? What the heck is he going to do with his life after all of this, anyway?