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Friday, August 3, 2012

Once again, Youth wants to know

According to the Herald Sun, former US swimmer Carly Geehr said nearly 100 percent of elite competitive swimmers urinate in an inappropriate location during their meets. Regularly. Some deny it, some proudly embrace it, but everyone does.

So besides smoking dope, Michael Phelps pees in the pool. Michael is always welcome to hang with us during the summer.

August 3, 1926 -I have a simple life. I mean, you just give me a drum roll, they announce my name, and I come out and sing. In my job I have a contract that says I'm a singer. So I sing.

Anthony Dominick Benedetto (86 this year), last of the great saloon singers was born on this date.

Tony Bennett still is on the road, performing over 175 gigs a year.

August 3, 1929 -
Four famous vaudevillian performers took a chance on the new medium of 'talking pictures' with the general release, of the film, The Cocoanuts, starring the Four Marx Brothers -- Chico, Groucho, Harpo and Zeppo, on this date,.

According to legend, the Marxes were so appalled by this film version of their hit Broadway show that they offered to buy the negative from Paramount so that they could burn it. Luckily, Paramount didn't take the brothers offer and the film grosses $2 million dollars during it's initial release.

August 3, 1941 -Martha Kostyra, business magnate, television host, author, magazine publisher and ex-con was born on this date.

Remember folks, please don't piss off Martha - she's a woman of a certain age, who can create a magnificent floral arrangements, hold her hard liquor and kill you with a home made prison shank.

August 3, 1963 -
Allan Sherman released Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp), in the US on this date.

Sherman was a writer on The Steve Allen Show and created the game show I've Got a Secret. He went on to record comedy albums. The song won a 1964 Grammy Award for comedy.

And somehow in the same universe, The Beach Boys’Surfer Girl was released on this date as well.

Today in History:August 3, 1492 -Christopher Columbus famously set out to cross the ocean blue in a fleet of three ships: the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula.

File this under: more lies my teacher told me.

August 3, 1943 -
Gen Patton bitch slapped shell-shocked private Charles Kuhl, in the hospital accusing him of cowardice, on this date.

The incident nearly ended Patton's career; he was ordered by Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower to apologize for this and a second, similar episode. It seemed to help Francis Ford Coppola's career.

On August 3, 1958, the U.S. nuclear submarine Nautilus accomplishes the first undersea voyage to the geographic North Pole.

The world's first nuclear submarine, the Nautilus dived at Point Barrow, Alaska, and traveled nearly 1,000 miles under the Arctic ice cap to reach the top of the world.

August 3, 1963 -
Almost a year after the world barely averted World War III during the Cuban Missile Crisis, the Hotline between the Pentagon and the Kremlin goes live.

The system consists of two teletype machines, with a full-time communications link routed through London, Copenhagen, Stockholm, and Helsinki.

August 3, 1966 -
Comedian and social critic Lenny Bruce died of a morphine overdose in his Hollywood Hills home on this date, two years after his original obituary was published in The Realist.

At the time of his death, Bruce was being maliciously harassed by police and districts attorney in various states for his groundbreaking standup performances, causing great difficulty in finding venues at which to perform. After his death, he became a cult hero, many other comics, like George Carlin and Richard Pryor, considering him a martyr to the cause of free speech.

August 3, 1996 -
August 3, 1996 -The Macarena by Los Del Rio appeared as #1 on the pop charts on this date. (For god sakes, please don't listen. Save yourself from the ensuing madness.)

This song stayed in the US Top 100 for 60 weeks, the one-time record for the longest run on the singles chart.

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About Me

1.) What is your idea of perfect happiness? - A cocktail party with my friends,
2.) What is your greatest fear? - One of the girls getting seriously injured,
3.) What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? - Impatience with others,
4.) What is the trait you most deplore in others? - Intentional lateness,
5.) Which living person do you most admire? - Jimmy Carter,
6.) What is your greatest extravagance? -
Finding the time to write,
7.) What is your current state of mind? -
Mild Elation with a hint of creeping dread,
8.) What do you consider the most overrated virtue? - Religious Piety,
9.) On what occasion do you lie? - To protect the feeling of others,
10.) What do you most dislike about your appearance? - My expanding waistline,
11.) Which living person do you most despise? - The current Majority Leader of the Senate,
12.) What is the quality you most like in a man? - Loyalty,
13) What is the quality you most like in a woman? - Ability to laugh spontaneously at my lame jokes,
14.) Which words or phrases do you most overuse? - Like,
15.) What or who is the greatest love of your life? - Besides my children, Mrs Mao (she knows who she is.)

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