bless my heart a white man who really had to use the bathroom but the bathrooms he found were for black people only and the men s room was closed besides he had to go so bad that he decided that he would make himself look black by rolling around in the mud he is then able to stroll into the ladies restroom undetected as he is doing his business a black lady walks in sees his backside and says bless my heart bless my soul never seen a nigger with a white asshole it s probably an old and abused joke my older coworker told me this one and made me chuckle