so i used to work with the guys skinny lanky white kid stoner one giant lb black guy both high school age one day they are working together in the kitchen and kind of blaming each other for being behind in orders standing side by side working the black guy says to the skinny white guy could you be any slower honky the skinny kid looks at this mountain of a person and says look here ya big nigger ill punch you right in the cock sucker after a second pause the black guy bursts out laughing and so does the skinny kid and they became good smoking buddies wittiest comeback i ever saw not because of the joke itself but because of how something so insane diffused actual tension