a guy walks into a doctor s office with a iron wrapped around his neck and black eyes what happened to you asked the doctor well it all started when my wife and i were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field when we went to investigate i saw the ball in a cow s ass i went and lifted the tail of the cow and that s when i made my mistake puzzled the doctor asks what mistake was that the guy replies i said hey this looks like yours hun