so these two roaches tom and oscar are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack so these two roaches tom and oscar are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack hey tom said oscar to his friend you know that restaurant down the block i went there yesterday to pick up some scraps and i could nt believe how clean it was i could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor oscar hollered tom spitting the food out of his mouth please not while i am eating