some bitch was selling condoms outside of a bar to fund her friends bachelorette party i told her that i dont use condoms and theyre for chumps heh and my asian friend just politely declined she acted offended and walked away saying ching chong wonton soup i felt awful for my friend and fuck if youre trying to insult someone at least try be clever about it thats just rude and ignorant jamaican friend of mine told me a funny story from when he was a kid and had just moved to canada kid on the playground came up to him and said you know youre cool youre not a nigger because youre good at basketball those guys over there theyre the niggers so my friend belted him in the mouth i guess its funnier when he tells it