prostitution amp politics a journalist was interviewing a prostitute for an article she was writing about the rise in prostitution in washington dc when the topic of politics reared its ugly head journalist oh wow you can tell a man s political standing just by looking at his penis lady of the night it s simple really socialists have their cocks pointing to the left and conservatives generally have it pointing to the right journalist well how do you spot liberals lady of the night i do nt have to look at their cocks they are happy as long as i use a clean strap on and plenty of lube