i find thinking or metaphor jokes dont work in a bar i have a bit about how waiting for sex is like buyin a car you never been in before and by car i mean vagina esp if its a used car and its had mutliple owners dp or previous owners like if your u shuld take it in for a routine check up oil test aids test and the punchline is inspect the parts or u might blow a tranny transmissiontranvsestite it was crickets so ya fuck drunk crowds