four nuns are receiving their holy orders a priest stands before the font of holy water the first nun comes before him and the priest asks have you ever touched a penis the nun replies yes father but only with this elbow the priest instructs her to dunk her elbow in the water he asks the second nun have you ever touched a penis she says yes father but only with this hand he instructs her to dip her hand in the water about this time he notices a squabble with the last two nuns and asks what s wrong what s wrong begins the fourth nun is that she wo nt let me cut in front so i can gargle before she sticks her ass in the water