two syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most american in three weeks after three weeks the syrians meet again at a mcdonalds the first syrian makes his case for him being more american by saying every day i have taken my son to softball practice and my daughter to ballet i just purchased my first car and it is a chevy el camino i ve recently started listening to toby keith and lynard skynard and my favorite football team is the dallas cowboys beat that the other syrian simply replies with get out of my country you fucking towelhead