im sitting in naval hospital camp lejeune for my mri and everyone around me is staring at me because i can not stop laughing i just got told by a master chief to stop giggling like a faggot who found a bag of dicks i can picture this right down to the oversized boots its like issued frogs but im a medium regular not a large long yeah we ran out of those heres your large fucking long cinch that shit with your belt this story is going to be passed around my platoon when i get back