and four there shall be four slices per person he that eateth more than that shall be labelled a fat fuck and he that eateth less than that shall be shunned as a faggot there are only two exceptions the slice limit does not apply to the dominos deal instead of four slices the measurement is one whole medium pizza you cant shun an actual faggot as a faggot you have to be cool with your bros no matter how they swing