i m so much of a feminist i made my last girlfriend get an abortion by threatening her because i want to show my unequivocal support for a woman s right to an abortion no matter what the circumstances are especially since we conceived while she was on the pill you know ambien after enough threats she eventually agreed to the procedure all she wanted in return was that i go with her and hold her hand she said baby please i said do nt baby me the only thing i want you babying is that god damn vacuum cleaner