day or so had passed when i popped the clutch gave the tranny a spin and slid on into the stinky pinky gulp n guzzle big rig snoozeastop there i was browsin through the latest issue of throb when i saw bambi starin at me from the back of a milk carton well my heart just dropped so i decided to do what any good christian would you can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the oneeyed gopher when your doin seventyfive in an eighteenwheeler i never thought missing children could be so sexy