the black condom a man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and askshey can i get a piece from one of your fine ladies you ve got here sorry sir the owner responds but we re all full aw please i really need some poon tang and the owner awnswers well there is one girl left but when you go meet her you have to wear this black condom whatever the man answers quickly and races upstairs a few hours later the man comes down and says wow that was great she did nt even make any noise but why did i have to wear the black condom and the owner answers respect for the dead