one of the first things my father said in my coming out conversation but im not like those crazy evangelists my father the compulsive gambler that prays to an image of jesus christ while marking lotto scantrons and making dog racing bets he doesnt win my father the man who called me a terrorist for not believing in his god heatedly suggesting i may as well pilot an aeroplane down into his living room and killing my family my father the racist bigoted rush limbaughglenn beck get that hippie nigger crook outta office conservative my father hes not like those crazy evangelists