so a grandpa is drinking a beer when his grandson walks up and asks if he can have one the grandpa replies can your dick touch your asshole the boy says no to which the grandpa replies then you ca nt have one a few hours later the grandpa has a cigar once again the boy asks if he can have one he gets the same response can your dick touch your asshole the boy says no then you ca nt have one well the grandson is eating a cookie a few hours later the grandpa walks up and asks if he can have one the boy asks can your dick touch your asshole the grandpa said yes it can he boy looks up at him and says then go fuck yourself