a russian a cuban an englishman and a pakistani are on a train the russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says there s plenty more of that where i come from everyone is impressed the cuban takes out one of the finest havana cigars takes one puff and throws it off the train and says there s plenty more of those where i come from again everyone is rather impressed so the englishman stands up and throws the pakistani off the train