a trucker was going down the highway and he saw a nigger hitch hiker he put his foot down and grinned as he heard the loud thud a little while later he sees another one same thing thud a little while later he sees a priest hitch hiker being a good godfearing man he pulls over and offers the priest a ride not half an hour later he sees another nigger up ahead he begins gunning it right at the nigger then he remembers his new passenger and thinks ooh better not and swerves at the last second hes surprised to still hear a loud thud the priest smiles and says dont worry i got him with the door