a believable excuse car wont start have a migraine family member was robbed last night have to visit a dying grandparent in the old country unbelievable excuses i think i have the clap met up with a prostitute that ended up being a tranny and im emotionally broke my boy derek got his shipment today i need to help him unload the vietnamese hookers a man dressed as ronald mcdonald touched me and i need to get my junk checked out i found waldo he was in bed with my spouse i need to evaluate my marriage food poisoning