i m the smartest president in the history within a few minutes an airplane was about to crash there were four passengers on board but only three parachutes the first passenger i am russel westbrook the best basketball player the oklahoma city and my millions of fans need me so i ca nt afford to die he took the first pack and jumped out of the plane the second passenger donald trump i am the newly elected us president and i am the smartest president in american history so my people do nt want me to die he took the second pack and jumped out of the plane as well the third passenger the pope said to the fourth passenger a year old schoolboy my son i am old and i do nt have very many years left you have plenty of years ahead so i will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute the little boy that s okay your holiness there s a parachute left for you america s smartest president took my schoolbag