we submitted a ted talk that almost got approved basically we inserted objects of increasing size and girth into the the vagina and rectum of rhesus monkeys to see where the pleasure zone and pain zone are delineated it turns out the average rhesus female can take a inch penis in the vagina and about inch in the anus which is about the size of the average japanese penis we tried to correlate this with the suicide rates in japan due to a culture of loneliness and suggested that suicides can be reduced if rhesus monkeys can be made commercially available for sexual pleasure the reason our talk was turned down was because it was conducted by nigger and niggers cant do science properly