my problem with this sentence is that it splits up the idea youre trying to convey if i were an editor id reword it especially if you wanted to still use because to start it because my genitals were frozen to the side of a signpost my friends were disappointed that i wasnt able to accompany them to shrek on ice but if you really wanted to be correct youd just say my friends were disappointed that i wasnt able to accompany them to shrek on ice because my genitals were frozen to the side of a signpost and i could not get the dollar tranny prostitute to set me free regardless of the amount of hot chocolate she consumed