timmy spots his teachers hairless right armpit he stands up and asks her mrs teacher why is your right armpit shaved the teacher says timmy thats not something you can point out in public you go home for the rest of the day and think about what youve said next day its a hot summer and mrs teacher only wears a spaghetti top while she is cleaning the chalkboard timmy stands up and asks mrs teacher why is your second armpit shaved the teacher obviously angered says timmy thats not something you can point out in public you go home for the rest of the week and think about what youve said monday the next week timmy back in school mrs teacher wearing a turtleneck pullover and a skirt halfway through the lesson the chalk breaks and she bends down to pick up the pieces timmy stands up waves his friends close and proclaims boys ill see you next year