mum i had sex with my school teacher today the boy s mother looked disgusted what you go and tell your father right away the boy approached his father dad i had sex with my school teacher today his mother was shaking her head in disgust the boy s dad frowned then said well done son you re a man now the boy s mother threw her arms up and stormed out to congratulate you i ll take you to buy that bicycle you ve wanted for a while right now so the father and son buy the bike and leave the shop as the pair walk with the boy pushing the bike the proud father asks why are nt you riding your new bike son the boy replies because my arse is still killing me dad