this joke came from a dream i just woke up from a man walks in a pizza shop a celebration starts and an announcer says to him congratulations you were just accepted in a contest hosted by this pizza shop whichever contestant can guess the closest to the number of pizza boxes in this shop will win half a million dollars wow half a million the guy says that s a lot of money for a pizza shop contest the announcer replies well if you lose you get to be in a snuff film here we go sorry that sound way funnier in my dream maybe this should go to r anti jokes instead