at a nightclub my best friend was standing line for the bathroom when a girl accused him of groping her straight up just picked on him for god knows why she screamed and got the bouncer involved my friend was fortunately not that drunk and calmly explained that he was a screaming faggot who had never looked at a woman with desire in his whole life true fortunately the bouncer saw sense and just let it go the girls face when my friend revealed he is gay was priceless