a guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in after a while they get to talking and at about pm the second guy says oh well i better get home my wife does nt like me to stay out during late night the first guy replies i ll help you out of this just do what i say go home sneak into the bedroom pull back the covers get down between her legs then lick lick and lick for about minutes and there will be no complaints in the morning the guy agrees to try that and continues drinking with him for two more hours before heading home to give it a try when he got home the house was pitch black he sneaks upstairs into the bedroom pulled back the covers and proceeded to lick for minutes the bed was like a swamp so he decided to wash his face as he walked into the bathroom his wife was sitting on the toilet seeing her he screamed what the hell are you doing in here quiet she said you ll wake your mother