dirty little johnny little johnny is sitting on the front porch steps and his year old sister is sitting in the swing in a dress with no panties she notices johnny trying to get a look up her dress so she picks up her knees and spreads her legs and asked johnny what do you think about my wildcat johnny looks up stares all bug eyed and replies that s a mean motherfucker sis sis asked why do you think he s mean johnny said just look at him sis he s got blood in one eye and shit in the other