roast me you sad lonely fucks he says sad and alone in his parents bathroom theyre in belize again but couldnt be bothered to take him with them or even notify him that they were going as usual they left a couple of grand on the kitchen table after garnering only a token amount of attention from reddit roasters he gives in to temptation and orders some take out a payperview movie and his favorite tranny hooker after the customary minutes of coitus he orgasms while crying just another weeknight for ubrokebackfountain