this make sure to get a lot of fucking pictures so when tyrone jenkins says dat aint me nigguh you can keep showing the police and the landlord more and more and more for some shenanigans find a decent wood box with a hinged lid make it look like maybe its worth something loosen the bottom and attach a lanyard style cable to it and then to something fucking solid like a heavy lawn chair but coil about feet under it screw the lid shut after youve filled it with a ton of old silverware or something noisy nigger sees box cant open it because no opposable thumbs but it has handles so its stealable nigger picks it up runs cable goes taught bottom yanks out and fucking noise and shit everywhere nigger ooks and eeks because of the noise and youtube gets that much better