i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant
while receiving a [blumpkin] you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a [blumpkant]
"i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant" What is the definition of "blumpkant"?