he mistakenly put his bloatus in my face, thinking i'd be able to get that huge stinking sack of potatoes in my mouth
an absolutely huge ball sack, round and plump to the point of nearly exploding, similar to a bloated stomach
"he mistakenly put his bloatus in my face, thinking i'd be able to get that huge stinking sack of potatoes in my mouth" What is the definition of "bloatus"?