bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a memphis dry rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first
a memphis dry rub is when you partner gives you a hand job without the courtesy of using a petrolium product for lube
"bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a memphis dry rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first" What is the definition of "memphis dry rub"?