obi wan could hear the tie-fighters wizzing past the millenium falcon, he concluded his (until then sedate) morning-loaf with a brisk force-poo and ran to the laser-cannon
when a jedi is constipated (jedi food is notoriously rich), this special force power both lubricates the jedi anus and produces a tremendous down-thrust, thus clearing the blockage
"obi wan could hear the tie-fighters wizzing past the millenium falcon, he concluded his (until then sedate) morning-loaf with a brisk force-poo and ran to the laser-cannon" What is the definition of "force-poo"?