"guy 1: "man have you heard garrett lately?  guy 2: "yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like captain dildo all the time
someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time
""guy 1: "man have you heard garrett lately?  guy 2: "yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like captain dildo all the time" What is the definition of "captain dildo"?