with palms harry crumpler stammered and stomped hoping the bend the interweb only to be [re-bitch slapped]
a shitty [record salesman] new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary
"with palms harry crumpler stammered and stomped hoping the bend the interweb only to be [re-bitch slapped]" What is the definition of "harry crumpler"?