"hey, wanda, why are you sitting on a hemorrohid donut? "because some gas station attentant performed the excalibur on me in the women's restroom and became a king
"the excalibur is when you plunge your phallic sword into the butt of an unsuspecting damsel
""hey, wanda, why are you sitting on a hemorrohid donut? "because some gas station attentant performed the excalibur on me in the women's restroom and became a king" What is the definition of "excalibur"?