i went to take a shit at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i [gawked] at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me
"when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose
"i went to take a shit at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i [gawked] at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me" What is the definition of "porcelain pastry"?