jeremy was being a jerk, so i gave him and his lady a bloody octopus through his sliding glass door from the porch
"the result of violently rubbing the male genitalia against a glass surface, such as a window or sliding glass door, of which the victim is on the opposite side
"jeremy was being a jerk, so i gave him and his lady a bloody octopus through his sliding glass door from the porch" What is the definition of "bloody octopus"?