patty: look at my new trackies, there well shiny my mummy bought them from jd  cammy lad: your a fucking shaft
1) an insult given to a person who acts like a pure bellend and you want to be subtle about it
"patty: look at my new trackies, there well shiny my mummy bought them from jd  cammy lad: your a fucking shaft" What is the definition of "shaft"?