dude, if i don't take a shit soon i'm going to be in trouble because i'm 9 hours pregnant
a state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own
"dude, if i don't take a shit soon i'm going to be in trouble because i'm 9 hours pregnant" What is the definition of "9 hours pregnant"?