"does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that i can borrow?   "sorry, all my socks are in singles and i need them myself
a mythical existance of such a thing, ussually trumped by the existance of a dirty sock or two dirty socks (see: cum rag)
""does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that i can borrow?   "sorry, all my socks are in singles and i need them myself" What is the definition of "clean sock"?