"1: "why are you bald?"  2: "my mom gave me such a bad haircut, i had to go to the barber to get a hairbortion
getting a bad haircut that is so bad that you must get your hair shaved off, or cut even shorter just to make it look better
""1: "why are you bald?"  2: "my mom gave me such a bad haircut, i had to go to the barber to get a hairbortion" What is the definition of "hairbortion"?