(intelligent) i swear, if i hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode
(noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of [derp]-worthy stimuli in the human brain
"(intelligent) i swear, if i hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode" What is the definition of "derp gland"?