as soon as jimmy threw the tennis ball, dildo waggins was galloping majestically, tail wagging like a metronome at 9001 bpm
"the name given to a dog whose bobbed tail resembles an erect penis or a dildo
"as soon as jimmy threw the tennis ball, dildo waggins was galloping majestically, tail wagging like a metronome at 9001 bpm" What is the definition of "dildo waggins"?