man, after being stuck on i-285 for 2 hours, i barely made it home before having a total assvacuation in my pants
the act of completely and totally emptying your bowels, most often done in an involuntary manner and inconvenient setting
"man, after being stuck on i-285 for 2 hours, i barely made it home before having a total assvacuation in my pants" What is the definition of "assvacuation"?