one night, the little girl got sick of the ugly dude trying to feel on her, so she beat him senseless with an old, crusty loaf of french bread
an item best used to whack the living daylights out of [cynical wankers], especially when stale
"one night, the little girl got sick of the ugly dude trying to feel on her, so she beat him senseless with an old, crusty loaf of french bread" What is the definition of "french bread"?