are your walls paper thin? afraid your roomates or your significant other with hear your compressed explosions? then use the fart-filter method
whenever you are on the can and grab a couple sheets of toilet paper and cup it over your butthole to filter the sounds of your erupting bowel movements
"are your walls paper thin? afraid your roomates or your significant other with hear your compressed explosions? then use the fart-filter method" What is the definition of "fart-filter"?