he's so follicularly challenged that he couldn't get laid if <insert easy sex scenario here>  he's so follicularly challenged that his head shines bright enough to focus solar energy for power
verb phrase: the politically correct term for someone with a deficiency of hair follicles and/or sexual equity
"he's so follicularly challenged that he couldn't get laid if <insert easy sex scenario here>  he's so follicularly challenged that his head shines bright enough to focus solar energy for power" What is the definition of "follicularly challenged"?