man 1: dude guess what i did to this chick last night man 2: what? man 1: i gave her the one-eyed pirate man 2: nice work dude
when a man inserts his penis into a woman with a missing eye's eye socket
"man 1: dude guess what i did to this chick last night man 2: what? man 1: i gave her the one-eyed pirate man 2: nice work dude" What is the definition of "one-eyed pirate"?