jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick
when you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick
"jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick" What is the definition of "crippled bagpipe"?