tom: whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?  muhammad: oh, those are just my afghan bristles
thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged middle eastern men and women, and latino dads
"tom: whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?  muhammad: oh, those are just my afghan bristles" What is the definition of "afghan bristles"?