grandpa had a bad case of ass garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet
a string of dingle berries left on a single strand of ass hair after wiping, much like popcorn on a string at christmas time
"grandpa had a bad case of ass garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet" What is the definition of "ass garland"?