aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea
nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to [quif]
"aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea" What is the definition of "cuntfish"?