man: (moan) woman: honey, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes now; is everything ok? man: yeah, babe, i'm just enjoying a bit of earsturbation
the intensely pleasurable act associated with cleaning one's ear with a cotton bud or relieving an itch with your finger or similarly shaped object
"man: (moan) woman: honey, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes now; is everything ok? man: yeah, babe, i'm just enjoying a bit of earsturbation" What is the definition of "earsturbation"?