after single-handedly absorbing 20 white castle sliders into his gullet, elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch
a lethal dose of methane gas excreted as the sphincter puckers up and emits a warning shot from an incoming turd torpedo
"after single-handedly absorbing 20 white castle sliders into his gullet, elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch" What is the definition of "ass poison"?