at first i got freaked out when i noticed the uniform, but i realized it was just canadian bacon so i continued robbing this bitch at gunpoint
canadian bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop   a rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the gestapo in nazi germany
"at first i got freaked out when i noticed the uniform, but i realized it was just canadian bacon so i continued robbing this bitch at gunpoint" What is the definition of "canadian bacon"?