having departed kfc after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding
"attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("so you're saying there's a chance?")
"having departed kfc after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding" What is the definition of "chicken-bearding"?