i thought brian was hung like a black ox, but it turns out that he is nothing more than a goddamned doe poker
a male who is so self-concious of his penis size that he opts to use a dildo to satisfy his lover and pass it off as the real thing
"i thought brian was hung like a black ox, but it turns out that he is nothing more than a goddamned doe poker" What is the definition of "doe poker"?