when tuesday dropped the arden alarm clock on clint, clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek
the act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand
"when tuesday dropped the arden alarm clock on clint, clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek" What is the definition of "arden alarm clock"?