zeus: hey, why is there a huge whole in your pants? ares: i saw aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner
a bruce boner is an erection with such colossal force and magnitude that, like bruce banner when he becomes the incredible hulk, it rips straight through the owner's pants
"zeus: hey, why is there a huge whole in your pants? ares: i saw aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner" What is the definition of "bruce boner"?