our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito i ate reared its ugly head and i had a defecation situation on my hands
a sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters
"our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito i ate reared its ugly head and i had a defecation situation on my hands" What is the definition of "defecation situation"?