i woke up to this god awful smell and pulled the covers back to find this giant, stinking galapagos turtle coming out of this chick's ass
a pile of shit in your bed courtesy of a pile of shit in your bed courtesy of your drunk bed partner
"i woke up to this god awful smell and pulled the covers back to find this giant, stinking galapagos turtle coming out of this chick's ass" What is the definition of "galapagos turtle"?