my girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, i fear she may want to perform the danish grandma
a pseudo-sexual act in which the male (ideally one that is vertically endowed, with large hands) straddles the female whilst stretching the scrotal epidermis over his clog wearing partner's forehead
"my girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, i fear she may want to perform the danish grandma" What is the definition of "danish grandma"?