if only i could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then i wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey
one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them
"if only i could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then i wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey" What is the definition of "buttmonkey"?