myself: sir, it is my earnest duty to report to you the fact that i have witnessed your son playing as a cock cowboy atop his [strap-on] clad sister
one who rides the cock the way a cowboy would ride a horse- by sitting on it and moving around a little
"myself: sir, it is my earnest duty to report to you the fact that i have witnessed your son playing as a cock cowboy atop his [strap-on] clad sister" What is the definition of "cock cowboy"?