brian: don't you have that [app]?  rose: are you kidding? i'm such an apptard - i've never even heard of that one
a person who has almost no apps on their iphone or ipad, and knows next to nothing about the latest and coolest apps
"brian: don't you have that [app]?  rose: are you kidding? i'm such an apptard - i've never even heard of that one" What is the definition of "apptard"?