q: why are you crying bro? a: i forgot all about the jalapeno poppers i just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an albuquerque handjob
the burning sensation created on one's penis when a man goes to urinate and forgets that he was just eating and/or handling hot peppers/sauce
"q: why are you crying bro? a: i forgot all about the jalapeno poppers i just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an albuquerque handjob" What is the definition of "albuquerque handjob"?