"dude 1: "hey, man, how long do you think it would take for my brother to grow a beard out?"  dude 2: "i don't know, i'm not a beardologist
someone that specializes in beards
""dude 1: "hey, man, how long do you think it would take for my brother to grow a beard out?"  dude 2: "i don't know, i'm not a beardologist" What is the definition of "beardologist"?