i noticed that ralph had done some [manscaping] last night, but the lazy jerk only gave himself a bed of lettuce
when a gentleman shaves only his scrotum in such a way that his testicles appear naked atop the hair of the perineum
"i noticed that ralph had done some [manscaping] last night, but the lazy jerk only gave himself a bed of lettuce" What is the definition of "bed of lettuce"?