waiter: hi i'll be you're waiter tonight, what can i get started for you? any appetizers or alcotizers?  you: i'll have an alcotizer please
1) the drink before the drink!  2) you're first drink such as a shot, jello shooter, a beer, a beer bong, a mixed drink, etc
"waiter: hi i'll be you're waiter tonight, what can i get started for you? any appetizers or alcotizers?  you: i'll have an alcotizer please" What is the definition of "alcotizer"?