"(after a 'conversation' with a chav) "what'd he say?" "beats me, he's talking in crapper chat
"see also [toilet talk] and [spag-speak]  crapper chat is the name given to the dialect of british english spoken by the chav subculture
""(after a 'conversation' with a chav) "what'd he say?" "beats me, he's talking in crapper chat" What is the definition of "crapper chat"?