"brody: "how was your night?"  judith: "dude, i ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking
the art of pulling one's pants down and putting one's bare ass on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them
""brody: "how was your night?"  judith: "dude, i ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking" What is the definition of "ass furred"?