guy on toilet: “(splash) ahhhhhhhh”  guy’s wife: “what’s going on in there?”  guy on toilet: “fucking brown eye back fire
a brown eye back fire is when you take a dump and when the poop hits the water in the toilet it splashes up on your butthole
"guy on toilet: “(splash) ahhhhhhhh”  guy’s wife: “what’s going on in there?”  guy on toilet: “fucking brown eye back fire" What is the definition of "brown eye back fire"?