pete went out last night and was chatting up a hot chick, but she was having none of it so he had to go home for a battle wank
"when a man goes out drinking and becomes aroused but cannot convince a woman to pleasure him, he goes home to masturbate and finds that his penis is flaccid
"pete went out last night and was chatting up a hot chick, but she was having none of it so he had to go home for a battle wank" What is the definition of "battle wank"?