ah, your phone call is right on time, i've been letting out farts all morning and needed a good audiolaxative
much like pavlov's dog experiement of associating a ringing bell with food, one can train and time your bowel movements with the daily phone call from a friend
"ah, your phone call is right on time, i've been letting out farts all morning and needed a good audiolaxative" What is the definition of "audiolaxative"?