"sam was upstairs when mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "h2o" to her iphone
someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response
""sam was upstairs when mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "h2o" to her iphone" What is the definition of "text potato"?