i didn't know if i was going to hurl or shart, but somehow i managed to california kayak my way out of there with my dignity intact
an advanced bathroom maneuver in which one vomits between one's legs while simultaneously defecating seated upon a toilet (aka tuck-n-chuck)
"i didn't know if i was going to hurl or shart, but somehow i managed to california kayak my way out of there with my dignity intact" What is the definition of "california kayak"?