that uptight ass magellan across the street wouldn't let me borrow his lawnmower when mine broke down
an insult meaning one who explores the rectums of others, implying that the recipient of the insult - usually a male - engages in homosexual anal intercourse
"that uptight ass magellan across the street wouldn't let me borrow his lawnmower when mine broke down" What is the definition of "ass magellan"?