girl: patrick and stanley wanted me to edward penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and i was stuck with patrick all night
when a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate
"girl: patrick and stanley wanted me to edward penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and i was stuck with patrick all night" What is the definition of "edward penishands"?