the air was so thick after ken's fart that i felt compelled to swirl my pretzel rod into the assturd that he created
after ass is cut, the definitive aroma of sweet, pungeant and spicy all at the same time, resembling a sandwich condiment
"the air was so thick after ken's fart that i felt compelled to swirl my pretzel rod into the assturd that he created" What is the definition of "assturd"?