bro #1: dude last night i was so schwasted i hooked up with the fugliest chick at the party  bro #2: bummer bro
being so waster that you slur the word wasted thus becoming schwasted
"bro #1: dude last night i was so schwasted i hooked up with the fugliest chick at the party  bro #2: bummer bro" What is the definition of "schwasted"?