chaim couldn't get laid at the bar mitzvah, so he went home and gave himself a creamy yarmulke
when a man masturbates in the shower and shoots cum up over his head and it lands on his bald spot, while singing hava nagila that is a creamy yarmulke
"chaim couldn't get laid at the bar mitzvah, so he went home and gave himself a creamy yarmulke" What is the definition of "creamy yarmulke"?