friend 1: hey did you hear that bob got busted last night for dui?  friend 2: oh yeah? guess he'll have to pay the stupid tax to some criminal attorney
legal fees paid to an attorney to get you acquitted or a plea deal for minor criminal conduct such as public intoxication, dui or simple possession
"friend 1: hey did you hear that bob got busted last night for dui?  friend 2: oh yeah? guess he'll have to pay the stupid tax to some criminal attorney" What is the definition of "stupid tax"?