the douchitis pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing rate that the global economy is feeling the horrible effects due to douche-like activity negatively affecting workforce activities
douchitis: the illness or disease of having excessive douche like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner
"the douchitis pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing rate that the global economy is feeling the horrible effects due to douche-like activity negatively affecting workforce activities" What is the definition of "douchitis"?