person 1: if you had to describe the entire town of alspenis in one object what would it be?  person 2: a camoflauged 30 pack of busch light
the town of [alpena], michigan is often referred to as al's penis
"person 1: if you had to describe the entire town of alspenis in one object what would it be?  person 2: a camoflauged 30 pack of busch light" What is the definition of "alspenis"?