i popped church wood this morning and had to cover my [dick] with the [bible] when we stood up for prayer
an untimely and spontaneous erection of the male penis that occurs in a church, usually while sitting in the pew listening to a boring protestant christian sermon
"i popped church wood this morning and had to cover my [dick] with the [bible] when we stood up for prayer" What is the definition of "church wood"?