bro: dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight? fauxhemian: yeah, i wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late
the act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known
"bro: dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight? fauxhemian: yeah, i wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late" What is the definition of "alabama crabshoot"?