after drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning
a painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!
"after drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning" What is the definition of "dick alarm"?