steve: hey man, what month is it?  delroy: i dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit  steve: hey jauquim, what month is it?  jauquim: september  steve: sweet
when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with january at the tip
"steve: hey man, what month is it?  delroy: i dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit  steve: hey jauquim, what month is it?  jauquim: september  steve: sweet" What is the definition of "calender-cock"?