boss:what is taking so long to get these cars washed?  peon:sorry sir but,you have me paired up with captian browneye
someone who has to go poop more than once in an eight hour shift of work
"boss:what is taking so long to get these cars washed?  peon:sorry sir but,you have me paired up with captian browneye" What is the definition of "captian browneye"?