"what happened to luke the other day?  "i don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate
when your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity
""what happened to luke the other day?  "i don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate" What is the definition of "disasturbate"?