woman 1: why are all these people dancing and clapping in the street so retardedly?  utah tour guide: well mam, that's because we are in coalville
"a small town outside of the salt lake valley populated primarily of narrow-eyed white people
"woman 1: why are all these people dancing and clapping in the street so retardedly?  utah tour guide: well mam, that's because we are in coalville" What is the definition of "coalville"?