-dude are you coming mountain biking?  -no it's raining so i'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from [eastenders] with the massive [norks]
pleasuring oneself over celebrities - usually the hollywood smoking-hot kind but any tv [munter] would qualify if that's your thing
"-dude are you coming mountain biking?  -no it's raining so i'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from [eastenders] with the massive [norks]" What is the definition of "celebrity wank"?