- my bloody computer crashed again last night and i couldn't send those important emails  - yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
an object or person who is completely and utterly worthless
"- my bloody computer crashed again last night and i couldn't send those important emails  - yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars" What is the definition of "about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars"?