person 1: i heard epic beard man is smacking the shit out of someone guy who wouldn't spit shine his stacy adams  person 2: better call the [amber lamps]
proof that you don't fuck with a guy wearing a baby blue i am a motherfucker shirt
"person 1: i heard epic beard man is smacking the shit out of someone guy who wouldn't spit shine his stacy adams  person 2: better call the [amber lamps]" What is the definition of "epic beard man"?