dude, are you going to the weird al concert this weekend?  no way man, it's gonna be total beard braces
something extremely lame, like, as lame as a 28 year old guy with braces on his teeth and a beard on his face
"dude, are you going to the weird al concert this weekend?  no way man, it's gonna be total beard braces" What is the definition of "beard braces"?