son: mom, where'd my anal virginity go?  mom: sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last night, and i was powerless to stop him
a far more fearsome version of the original boogeyman, one so fierce even the original boogeyman himself fears this one
"son: mom, where'd my anal virginity go?  mom: sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last night, and i was powerless to stop him" What is the definition of "anal-virginity boogeyman"?