*your friend falls down a huge ass set of stairs yelling the whole time*  you: (assuming theyre ok) bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah i am dead as fuck
"saying "dead as fuck" means youre at an emotional coma
"*your friend falls down a huge ass set of stairs yelling the whole time*  you: (assuming theyre ok) bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah i am dead as fuck" What is the definition of "dead as fuck"?