you: man, i need a girl-friend  your little indian friend: why?  you: cuz i'ma ditchfligger  your little indian friend: true shit dogg
a person that spends his/her saturday afternoons in their sun room while reading southern living magazine accompanied by a warm bowl of hummus and toasty pita chips
"you: man, i need a girl-friend  your little indian friend: why?  you: cuz i'ma ditchfligger  your little indian friend: true shit dogg" What is the definition of "ditchfligger"?