yeh i noticed i'd left a shit-ton of bum crumbs behind; looked like someone had been eating a chocolate biscuit over the back of the [bog]
the sprinkles of fecal matter, rolled up tissue and odd arse crack pube that is often found left on the back of the toilet seat post-poo
"yeh i noticed i'd left a shit-ton of bum crumbs behind; looked like someone had been eating a chocolate biscuit over the back of the [bog]" What is the definition of "bum crumbs"?