"spartan co-ed#1: "girl, would you believe i shparted again last night? i thought for sure i had to boom boom"  spartan co-ed#2: "how could you tell the difference?""
when an overweight often uneducated young lady sits on the toilet in preparation for an expected bowel movement, but instead births a spartan
""spartan co-ed#1: "girl, would you believe i shparted again last night? i thought for sure i had to boom boom"  spartan co-ed#2: "how could you tell the difference?""" What is the definition of "shparted"?