"john: "dude, i thought i was constipated last night, but it turns out it was just a gatekeeper and i think i broke my toilet
a gatekeeper is a distinctly solid turd at the beginning of a pooing session, which immediately precludes a bout of explosive diarrhea
""john: "dude, i thought i was constipated last night, but it turns out it was just a gatekeeper and i think i broke my toilet" What is the definition of "gatekeeper"?