instead of a carpet munching tonight how about just a carpet massage?  a carpet massage a day keeps the bitch away  if you're not ski poling you're carpet massaging
when a man uses his hand(s) to please a woman
"instead of a carpet munching tonight how about just a carpet massage?  a carpet massage a day keeps the bitch away  if you're not ski poling you're carpet massaging" What is the definition of "carpet massage"?