"girl 1: "why are you limping and wearing an eye patch today?"  girl 2: "oh, my boyfriend just gave me the old one eyed pirate last night
the act of a female impersonating a one legged pirate by allowing her lover to kick her in the shins and cum in one of her eyes
""girl 1: "why are you limping and wearing an eye patch today?"  girl 2: "oh, my boyfriend just gave me the old one eyed pirate last night" What is the definition of "one eyed pirate"?