tom: fred, you look so serene, man, what happened?  fred: (ecstatically) alternate universe  tom: no
having a kick ass orgasm while getting a blumpkin, eating a good sandwich, injecting heroin, watching an awesome film, receiving a nice message and being told you won the lottery
"tom: fred, you look so serene, man, what happened?  fred: (ecstatically) alternate universe  tom: no" What is the definition of "alternate universe"?