man, she was so ugly, i thought i'd have to do a double coyote ugly move, just to make sure i ddidn't flinch or whimper
just like coyote ugly, except that since you absolutely don't want her to wake up, you gnaw off your free arm first - for practice!
"man, she was so ugly, i thought i'd have to do a double coyote ugly move, just to make sure i ddidn't flinch or whimper" What is the definition of "double coyote ugly"?