guy 1: yo man, you goin' to the kegger tonight?  guy 2: ugh dude i wish, i got horrible diarrhea, just took a friggen cps-1000
-noun  a phenomenon that occurs when one has an extremely bad case of diarrhea and hasn't eaten a lot of solid food any time recently, only liquid
"guy 1: yo man, you goin' to the kegger tonight?  guy 2: ugh dude i wish, i got horrible diarrhea, just took a friggen cps-1000" What is the definition of "cps-1000"?