"guy 1: "man, i can't believe when i parted the red sea i would wind up with this on my hand" guy 2: "too bad she wasn't on her cotton donkey
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""guy 1: "man, i can't believe when i parted the red sea i would wind up with this on my hand" guy 2: "too bad she wasn't on her cotton donkey" What is the definition of "cotton donkey"?