lance would often wake up his wife in the morning by wiping his finger with fresh morning crotchbung and holding it under her nose
the watery, pungent residue which accumulates in the area between the legs and genitals in human males
"lance would often wake up his wife in the morning by wiping his finger with fresh morning crotchbung and holding it under her nose" What is the definition of "crotchbung"?