john:dude, my jeans are wet with red stuff (says stupidly)did i have a period?  garth: no, fuckhead you have had an ass bleed (giggles)
the rare occasion of when ether your butt blubbers bleed or your actual sphincter starts bleeding (not funny)
"john:dude, my jeans are wet with red stuff (says stupidly)did i have a period?  garth: no, fuckhead you have had an ass bleed (giggles)" What is the definition of "ass bleed"?