"during my morning [bowel movement] i make an ass serviette to ensure maximum folds for maximum space usage
the calculated or deliberate folding of [toilette paper] into a rectangular [napkin], designed to ensure maximum fold usage and minimum breach, to be used after a [bowel movement]
""during my morning [bowel movement] i make an ass serviette to ensure maximum folds for maximum space usage" What is the definition of "ass serviette"?