i think the dryer may have shrunk my dickie's, i'd better do some hipster calisthenics
that time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs
"i think the dryer may have shrunk my dickie's, i'd better do some hipster calisthenics" What is the definition of "hipster calisthenics"?