"guy 1: "what's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"  guy 2: "they must have a case of anal lichties
"a fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs
""guy 1: "what's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"  guy 2: "they must have a case of anal lichties" What is the definition of "anal lichties"?