i had my girlfriend in the crosshairs for a nice salty one but slipped at the last moment and, cannon pointed aloft, caught my left peeper with an auto-pirate
a variation on the pirate or creamy pirate, an auto-pirate can be either an intentionally or unintentionally administered pirate
"i had my girlfriend in the crosshairs for a nice salty one but slipped at the last moment and, cannon pointed aloft, caught my left peeper with an auto-pirate" What is the definition of "auto-pirate"?