zookeeper: a hipsterpotamus and many other species of hipsterpotami tend to sport thick black-framed shades while basking in their warm shit-infested pond
a hippopotamus living in an urban zoo unsheltered from mainstream culture
"zookeeper: a hipsterpotamus and many other species of hipsterpotami tend to sport thick black-framed shades while basking in their warm shit-infested pond" What is the definition of "hipsterpotamus"?