the only way the left could win an east austin slapfight is by tying razor blades to his hands and pretending it was a cockfight to the death
a fight characterized by both combatants being underskilled in actual fisticuffs
"the only way the left could win an east austin slapfight is by tying razor blades to his hands and pretending it was a cockfight to the death" What is the definition of "east austin slapfight"?