i had to listen to steve's doucheagogue for an hour about how he's fighting for hipster rights, and hipster marriage
a portmanteau of demagogue and douche, meaning a rant, speech, or any sound from a douche which resembles an ill-fated, weak systematic argument
"i had to listen to steve's doucheagogue for an hour about how he's fighting for hipster rights, and hipster marriage" What is the definition of "doucheagogue"?