frank attempted to put his felt marker in gary's asshole, but frank said, hold on, i have a felt tip marker it is not going in
when a gentleman attempts to put it into a female's asshole and it is too flacid to penetrate
"frank attempted to put his felt marker in gary's asshole, but frank said, hold on, i have a felt tip marker it is not going in" What is the definition of "felt marker"?