tom: so did you give her an [alabama hot pocket]? shaun: nah, we wanted to try something new, so i gave her a brown spalding
"a deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head
"tom: so did you give her an [alabama hot pocket]? shaun: nah, we wanted to try something new, so i gave her a brown spalding" What is the definition of "brown spalding"?