being too lazy to perform the abe lincoln and not wanting to risk being caught tea bagging steve, hayden gave him the less-intrusive, longer-lasting beechnut instead
while your friend (preferably a guy) is sleeping, aggressively swipe the warm, moist, pungent smelling area between your ball sack and your upper inner thigh with your index finger
"being too lazy to perform the abe lincoln and not wanting to risk being caught tea bagging steve, hayden gave him the less-intrusive, longer-lasting beechnut instead" What is the definition of "beechnut"?