doug douchekins used to carry around his gallon water jug to assert his health consciousness, but then later converted into a full blown chobroni
a bro, usually being athletic, who publicly displays his consuming of chobani yogurts on a regular basis
"doug douchekins used to carry around his gallon water jug to assert his health consciousness, but then later converted into a full blown chobroni" What is the definition of "chobroni"?