i got a box of hot pockets, a case of coke, a bag of hot cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me
the one produce item purchased alongside candy and junk food to give the cashier the impression that you're not an unhealthy slob
"i got a box of hot pockets, a case of coke, a bag of hot cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me" What is the definition of "alibi apple"?