"neville's boss: "why are you late neville?  neville: "sorry sir, my grandmother had a bit of an accillident this morning
"<noun> a word used to denote those small silly accidents which sometimes take us by surprise, and which could have been avoided, had we only paid better attention
""neville's boss: "why are you late neville?  neville: "sorry sir, my grandmother had a bit of an accillident this morning" What is the definition of "accillident"?