between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger
the awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper
"between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger" What is the definition of "fudgefinger"?