i thought i was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass
noun: a big glob of conditioner that has secretly slid off the back of your skull to deposit itself somewhere else on your body
"i thought i was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass" What is the definition of "absconditioner"?