my girlfriend is so hungover, i'm gonna have to alaskan alarm-clock her just to make me breakfast
pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an alaskan alarm-clock involves a male submersing his penis in frigid water, then [cock-slapping] a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other
"my girlfriend is so hungover, i'm gonna have to alaskan alarm-clock her just to make me breakfast" What is the definition of "alaskan alarm-clock"?