yeah, that needle-dicked alkemyst had to go marry himself an asian bitch because no girl that's ever seen a normal sized penis could be happy with him
a man that marries a tiny japanese woman in hopes that she might think his micro-penis is of average size or even larger
"yeah, that needle-dicked alkemyst had to go marry himself an asian bitch because no girl that's ever seen a normal sized penis could be happy with him" What is the definition of "alkemyst"?