tamara: hey tom wanna go out on a date tonight and maybe get laid after?  tom: na it's ok i still have to ems 3 more times tonight
excessive masturbatory syndrome  when one masturbate's frequently often at a minimum of six times a day
"tamara: hey tom wanna go out on a date tonight and maybe get laid after?  tom: na it's ok i still have to ems 3 more times tonight" What is the definition of "ems"?