my brother, eloha, if you plank on the 13th story and lose your fight with gravity, i shall nuclear bitch slap your urn
what someone who seriously cares about you does after you've gone and done something incredibly stupid, resulting in your untimely demise
"my brother, eloha, if you plank on the 13th story and lose your fight with gravity, i shall nuclear bitch slap your urn" What is the definition of "bitch slap your urn"?