in my sleep, i felt something warm and furry on my chest, only to wake up and remember that the girl from last night had given me an alaskan beaver
allowing your lover to deficate on your chest, shape the feces into a log, and shave their pubic hair onto it to give the poo a hairy look
"in my sleep, i felt something warm and furry on my chest, only to wake up and remember that the girl from last night had given me an alaskan beaver" What is the definition of "alaskan beaver"?