man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night?  he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house
to consume [alcohol] to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely [blacked out], to the point where you're shooting hydro pump
"man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night?  he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house" What is the definition of "blastoised"?