"bret: "yo bro i had to beat the bandit last night"  mike: "what why?"  bret: "i got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson""
to beat the bandit, is too take ones penis and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood
""bret: "yo bro i had to beat the bandit last night"  mike: "what why?"  bret: "i got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson""" What is the definition of "beat the bandit"?