"bob: "how was the sex with your girl last night?"  jim: "it was pretty awful except for the alabama funnel
when indulging in intercourse one partner inserts a snorkeler into the others asshole the other partner then proceeds to shit down the snorkeler
""bob: "how was the sex with your girl last night?"  jim: "it was pretty awful except for the alabama funnel" What is the definition of "alabama funnel"?