wife, you shouldn't post that selfie on facebook because it's a shelfie and should be placed on the shelf in back of the closet, with the lights off
a bad selfie picture that needs to be shelfed and should not be available for viewing by anyone
"wife, you shouldn't post that selfie on facebook because it's a shelfie and should be placed on the shelf in back of the closet, with the lights off" What is the definition of "shelfie"?