i was tired of giving that hoe a cosby sweater, so i told her to take the left over sandwich bags, and make me a god damn bermingham butt simulator
filling two sandwich sized zip-lock baggies with warm water, dipping them in olive oil, putting them together at the seams, and promptly engaging them in intercourse
"i was tired of giving that hoe a cosby sweater, so i told her to take the left over sandwich bags, and make me a god damn bermingham butt simulator" What is the definition of "bermingham butt simulator"?