"a crushendo pro is best reserved for occasions such as: honeymoon, new job acceptance speech and as a generally bonding, "getting to know you better" kind of experiences
stands for [crying], [shitting], [wanking] at the same time while [throwing up]
""a crushendo pro is best reserved for occasions such as: honeymoon, new job acceptance speech and as a generally bonding, "getting to know you better" kind of experiences" What is the definition of "crushendo pro"?