"as vanessa feltz lovingly caressed her flopping bosoms, onlookers remarked oh christ, she's having a right eib
the condition whereby unpleasant facial features, such as a pointy nose or chin, are - in the eye of the beholder - a thing of great beauty
""as vanessa feltz lovingly caressed her flopping bosoms, onlookers remarked oh christ, she's having a right eib" What is the definition of "eib"?