look at jon, drooling on himself with his hand down his pants - completely disregarding the fact that it's noon on saturday - damn couch monster
an overweight, lazy, typically jewish friend who constantly passes out on friends, family and co-workers couches at any time
"look at jon, drooling on himself with his hand down his pants - completely disregarding the fact that it's noon on saturday - damn couch monster" What is the definition of "couch monster"?