kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo [stripper pole]
a splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club
"kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo [stripper pole]" What is the definition of "anal schplinter"?