guy #1: you need to get back in the game mate guy #2: i shagged that geordie girl in zante guy #1: shut up, that was fucking beards ago
descriptive for an incident far gone enough that you have since grown and shaved several beards
"guy #1: you need to get back in the game mate guy #2: i shagged that geordie girl in zante guy #1: shut up, that was fucking beards ago" What is the definition of "beards ago"?