"dude, i didn't shave yesterday or today-guy 1  "i can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-guy 2"
thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are
""dude, i didn't shave yesterday or today-guy 1  "i can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-guy 2"" What is the definition of "douche-stache"?