1) hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?  2) scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, i fancy a flap cracker
when a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure
"1) hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?  2) scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, i fancy a flap cracker" What is the definition of "flap cracker"?