'what are you doing in my kitchen you pikey bastard?'  'having it away with your goodies'  'ah i see' kaboom
the pikey: not a chav/townie - a totally different type of cretin
"'what are you doing in my kitchen you pikey bastard?'  'having it away with your goodies'  'ah i see' kaboom" What is the definition of "pikey"?