captain's log, 6:58am, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle
a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain
"captain's log, 6:58am, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle" What is the definition of "buttsicle"?