person a: what did tom get up to last night? person b: i heard that he stayed at home with his cat and performed an alabama lavan
a disturbing sex act in which a wasteman (see 'wasteman') pleasures a cat with a spoon handle, whilst masturbating furiously and finally ejaculating on the cats back
"person a: what did tom get up to last night? person b: i heard that he stayed at home with his cat and performed an alabama lavan" What is the definition of "alabama lavan"?