mike's friend: how come you were so late to first class?  mike: oh man, had a disasterwank and it needed tending to
a wank that goes terribly wrong and usually results in a big stealthy clean up
"mike's friend: how come you were so late to first class?  mike: oh man, had a disasterwank and it needed tending to" What is the definition of "disasterwank"?