last night she was guna give me a blowjob but i had to take a shit and she couldnt wait so  she she gave me blumpcus instead
to give a guy a blowjob while hes taking a shit on a toilet, ground etc
"last night she was guna give me a blowjob but i had to take a shit and she couldnt wait so  she she gave me blumpcus instead" What is the definition of "blumpcus"?