phyllis: gurrrl, why yo eyes so messed up?  brittany: i didn't realize billy bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant
when vast amounts of semen are excreted from the head of the penis
"phyllis: gurrrl, why yo eyes so messed up?  brittany: i didn't realize billy bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant" What is the definition of "cum hydrant"?