john: i was bored watching eastenders last night so i got the other half to give me a chelmsford potato  chris: you are a sick fuck jonny boy
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"john: i was bored watching eastenders last night so i got the other half to give me a chelmsford potato  chris: you are a sick fuck jonny boy" What is the definition of "chelmsford potato"?