melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face
the wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period
"melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face" What is the definition of "blooming knicker bacon"?