"brian: "ha ha, i'm being so funny right now" mike: "no your not, you're like totally measuring a 1 on the doucheometer right now""
one's level of douchiness
""brian: "ha ha, i'm being so funny right now" mike: "no your not, you're like totally measuring a 1 on the doucheometer right now""" What is the definition of "doucheometer"?