"i've got some smeg under my foreskin  "eww, that boy had a right load of smeg on his bell""
the sticky, yellowy, substance with a similar consistancy to that of a crumbly cheese that collects behind the foreskin of a man if he is dirty and doesn't wash properly
""i've got some smeg under my foreskin  "eww, that boy had a right load of smeg on his bell""" What is the definition of "smeg"?