seriously, the only way (insert candidate's name here) could have won that election is if it was diebolded
"an election or contest in which the least likely candidate achieves victory due to a questionable or fraudulent electronic voting system is said to have been "diebolded"
"seriously, the only way (insert candidate's name here) could have won that election is if it was diebolded" What is the definition of "diebolded"?