i went round chris' the other day and there were cooper's cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober
"when ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state
"i went round chris' the other day and there were cooper's cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober" What is the definition of "cooper's cobwebs"?