it took me ten minutes longer than usual in the bathroom because i had to clean up after my frack-ass
when you have the high-pressure-hydraulic-shits and you reach down to wipe when a burst of methane unexpectedly shreefs out tearing the toilet paper in your hand
"it took me ten minutes longer than usual in the bathroom because i had to clean up after my frack-ass" What is the definition of "frack-ass"?