one of my hydeburns got snagged by the automatic seat belt in my car and dragged the left side of my face into a new level of hell
"a variation of sideburns which generally extend from a jew-fro and reach a minimum surface area of two square inches apiece
"one of my hydeburns got snagged by the automatic seat belt in my car and dragged the left side of my face into a new level of hell" What is the definition of "hydeburns"?