i went to pick the wedgie out of my ass, but after many failed attempts at freeing the underwear from my rectal area, i had realized i had a goocher
as opposed to the typical wedgie which gets lodged in your asshole, this specific wedgie will get lodged in your gooch area causing much discomfort and confusion
"i went to pick the wedgie out of my ass, but after many failed attempts at freeing the underwear from my rectal area, i had realized i had a goocher" What is the definition of "goocher"?