"dude, you know how i had to room with that mega-tool jim last night? "yeah, what about it?" "i got him good man, i gave him an alaskan blindfold
when a man ejaculates on someone's eyelids while they are sleeping, and, upon waking, the target person cannot open their eyes for fear of getting jizzum in them
""dude, you know how i had to room with that mega-tool jim last night? "yeah, what about it?" "i got him good man, i gave him an alaskan blindfold" What is the definition of "alaskan blindfold"?