i was saying my wedding vows in front of 300 people when i was suddenly stricken with a horrible case of anal ants
the sudden, acute onset of an intense [itching] sensation of the [anus] in which immediate action must be taken in order to gain relief
"i was saying my wedding vows in front of 300 people when i was suddenly stricken with a horrible case of anal ants" What is the definition of "anal ants"?