"tim: "why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an [erection] jason?"  jason: "because we're about to do an albuquerque hatstand
a sexual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect penis
""tim: "why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an [erection] jason?"  jason: "because we're about to do an albuquerque hatstand" What is the definition of "albuquerque hatstand"?