the hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that i would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books
a romantic novel that consists of 80% sex scenes and 20% story
"the hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that i would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books" What is the definition of "crotch burner"?