sara: how was that new hair place?  nico: it was a total disastrophe - the guy wanted to give me an ironic perm
"a situation so [hideous] that it exceeds the definitions of both "[disaster]" and "[catastrophe]", thereby necessitating the use of a [hybrid]
"sara: how was that new hair place?  nico: it was a total disastrophe - the guy wanted to give me an ironic perm" What is the definition of "disastrophe"?