alec: i'm about to launch some serious ass missles  eric: don't get water on the floor man
violent and painful poop with spherical that comes out of the anus at high rates of speed with a backsplash guaranteed to clear the anus of any remaining poop residue
"alec: i'm about to launch some serious ass missles  eric: don't get water on the floor man" What is the definition of "ass missles"?