after john had an assplosion in my ass, i did not wipe it off and i got a crusty-crack
when you either shit urself or u don't wipe ur ass and it crusts over creating a hard brown surface of shit (it usually covers ur asshair)
"after john had an assplosion in my ass, i did not wipe it off and i got a crusty-crack" What is the definition of "crusty-crack"?