i couldn't get it up, so i just put a strap-on on my head and gave her the muddy unicorn
fixing a strap-on dildo to your forehead, inserting it into a vagina and proceeding to tongue said females butt
"i couldn't get it up, so i just put a strap-on on my head and gave her the muddy unicorn" What is the definition of "muddy unicorn"?