adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, jeff can't stop giving him the brand new trombone
a brand new trombone is analogous to a [rusty trombone], the difference being that with a brand new trombone the receiver has a bleached anus
"adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, jeff can't stop giving him the brand new trombone" What is the definition of "brand new trombone"?