it looks like kirstie alley has gained another 100 pounds from her latest diet of ben & jerry's cherry garcia; she must be on girth control
a woman's state of being so overweight that nobody would want to have sex with her, thus reducing her chances of becoming pregnant to zero
"it looks like kirstie alley has gained another 100 pounds from her latest diet of ben & jerry's cherry garcia; she must be on girth control" What is the definition of "girth control"?