person 1: hey wanna go hang out?  person 2: no i can't  person 1: why not?  person 2: brandeis shits
the diarrhea one experiences after eating anything from the dining halls at brandeis university, especially food from the sherman dining hall
"person 1: hey wanna go hang out?  person 2: no i can't  person 1: why not?  person 2: brandeis shits" What is the definition of "brandeis shits"?