q: how was the cottage? a: i was so fukn loaded that i grabbed a ditch fucker
nasty country girl (highly likely [skag whore]) who's stank you don't want in your car, so you toss her in a ditch and most likely [ass to mouth] her
"q: how was the cottage? a: i was so fukn loaded that i grabbed a ditch fucker" What is the definition of "ditch fucker"?