my girlfriend was pissed that i had come too early, so she gave me a massive flotsam jumper
"after sex, when the man's penis is becoming flaccid, the woman leaps onto it and bends it painfully, making the penis act as a piece of soft, washed-up driftwood
"my girlfriend was pissed that i had come too early, so she gave me a massive flotsam jumper" What is the definition of "flotsam jumper"?