after breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, lenny whipped out his [junk] and cleared his windshield with a steaming bloomfield ice scraper
the process of de-icing a vehicle's windows by urinating on the vehicle
"after breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, lenny whipped out his [junk] and cleared his windshield with a steaming bloomfield ice scraper" What is the definition of "bloomfield ice scraper"?