i took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now i think i should get some ointment
masturbating with such ferocity that your penis resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage
"i took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now i think i should get some ointment" What is the definition of "fapperoni"?