after genevieve left him for a bookkeeper, alfred's crushing loneliness led him to crysturbate until his eyes were dry and his wiener chafed
|krīstərˌbāt| verb [ no obj
"after genevieve left him for a bookkeeper, alfred's crushing loneliness led him to crysturbate until his eyes were dry and his wiener chafed" What is the definition of "crysturbate"?