"person 1: "did you hear sheryl got pounded out again last night?" person 2: "yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now
a vagina belonging to a woman with loose morals that has been used so often and so thoroughly by the opposite sex that penises encounter minimal friction upon entry
""person 1: "did you hear sheryl got pounded out again last night?" person 2: "yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now" What is the definition of "dick slalom"?