she hadn't been [shafted] in so long i ended up getting creme bru-laid last night
when a woman hasn't had [sex] for a while and her [vagina] has practically closed on itself and you have to crack it open with a spoon
"she hadn't been [shafted] in so long i ended up getting creme bru-laid last night" What is the definition of "creme bru-laid"?