my whole afternoon was [farruged] as that horrible dick hand molested my delicious beverage - that moment changed my for life forever
"corporate franchise employee(s) responsible for preparing food and drink for the general public regardless of the fact that said employee may have a phallic protrusion growing on their hand(s)
"my whole afternoon was [farruged] as that horrible dick hand molested my delicious beverage - that moment changed my for life forever" What is the definition of "dick hand"?