guy 1: so what happened last night? guy 2: i totally applesauced my girlfriend guy 1: dude that's awesome
when a person pisses and throws up on their partner leaving a slight resemblance of applesauce on their chest
"guy 1: so what happened last night? guy 2: i totally applesauced my girlfriend guy 1: dude that's awesome" What is the definition of "applesauced"?