'these pants are rather crotchular, don't you agree?'  'do you even want children? then get out of those crotchular pants and into some cotton boxers
apparel that places emphasis on the groin region
"'these pants are rather crotchular, don't you agree?'  'do you even want children? then get out of those crotchular pants and into some cotton boxers" What is the definition of "crotchular"?