guy:  hey, baby, want to go out tonight?  girlfriend: no, i just found out you have belmont hill syndrome
a disease, endemic to [belmont hill], that involves mysterious pain in the rectum, along with strange markings on the penis, almost similar to bite marks
"guy:  hey, baby, want to go out tonight?  girlfriend: no, i just found out you have belmont hill syndrome" What is the definition of "belmont hill syndrome"?