girls retch when they look at me, but the joke's on them - they're freezing their nipples off, and i'm in my bachelor fleece
a very snug item of clothing worn by a (usually single) man which looks and smells horrific, but offers supreme comfort and protection against the harsh winter environment
"girls retch when they look at me, but the joke's on them - they're freezing their nipples off, and i'm in my bachelor fleece" What is the definition of "bachelor fleece"?