i just took a dump, and since i'm in a hurry, i was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread
poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards
"i just took a dump, and since i'm in a hurry, i was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread" What is the definition of "ass potatoes"?