dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom
well obviously its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during [horizontal jogging]
"dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom" What is the definition of "laptop"?