sally was about to suck johnny's dick but she saw that he had a happy dumbledore and hasn't talked to him since
when a males pubic hairs are so long that when he has a boner it looks like dumbledore (because dumbledore has a long beard)
"sally was about to suck johnny's dick but she saw that he had a happy dumbledore and hasn't talked to him since" What is the definition of "happy dumbledore"?