q: do these jeans make my butt look big? a: girl, no jeans in the world gonna help that flat ass
blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties  derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
"q: do these jeans make my butt look big? a: girl, no jeans in the world gonna help that flat ass" What is the definition of "flat ass"?