why does that guy have shit all over his head?  he just gave his girl an alaskan unicorn  that's fuckin' gross  yeah, i know
when one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it
"why does that guy have shit all over his head?  he just gave his girl an alaskan unicorn  that's fuckin' gross  yeah, i know" What is the definition of "alaskan unicorn"?