- do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed? - i'd wear a hat on a day like that
a cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation
"- do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed? - i'd wear a hat on a day like that" What is the definition of "i'd wear a hat on a day like that"?