derek: how did your massage go dude?  brandon: shit man, i payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the chinese oven mitt
when during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity
"derek: how did your massage go dude?  brandon: shit man, i payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the chinese oven mitt" What is the definition of "chinese oven mitt"?