hog mount
guy1: hey man why don't we head on down to the swamp and do some [ketamine]? guy2: that sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen
noun: a fucked up situation that is illogical
"guy1: hey man why don't we head on down to the swamp and do some [ketamine]? guy2: that sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen" What is the definition of "hog mount"?