carpet eating cramps
i was on the toilet and had a cramp so bad i bend down and took a bit out of the carpet, carpet eating cramps
i cramp you get while on the toilet when you bend down so far or have the need to bit a chunk out of the carpet
"i was on the toilet and had a cramp so bad i bend down and took a bit out of the carpet, carpet eating cramps" What is the definition of "carpet eating cramps"?