premature ejacoptimisation
hey, joe, your code works, stop trying to do premature ejacoptimisation
a focus, usually by poor programmers, on making code as fast, small or [1337] as possible, so that they cum hard, rather than making it work
"hey, joe, your code works, stop trying to do premature ejacoptimisation" What is the definition of "premature ejacoptimisation"?