box cow
1) oh dear jesus, i was talking to this chick i found on myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow
a female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box
"1) oh dear jesus, i was talking to this chick i found on myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow" What is the definition of "box cow"?