chapping my ass
"(on the phone) "hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, i'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit
an action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed
""(on the phone) "hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, i'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit" What is the definition of "chapping my ass"?