cuntlumper
that cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight jordache's on
a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment
"that cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight jordache's on" What is the definition of "cuntlumper"?