cigar cutter
the phone was ringing in the middle of my dump, so i pinched it off half way with my cigar cutter
an anus, called the 'cigar cutter' because it resembles the cutting action of a cigar when a turd is half way out
"the phone was ringing in the middle of my dump, so i pinched it off half way with my cigar cutter" What is the definition of "cigar cutter"?