i don't have any gum
kid: do you have any gum? you: (checks, and does actually in fact have gum) no, sorry i don't have any gum
the biggest lie in history ever
"kid: do you have any gum? you: (checks, and does actually in fact have gum) no, sorry i don't have any gum" What is the definition of "i don't have any gum"?