conjunctivitis
"aw dude, i got conjunctivitis  "that's what you get when you put a stripper's butt on your face""
pink eye, something you get from burying your face in a strippers ass
""aw dude, i got conjunctivitis  "that's what you get when you put a stripper's butt on your face""" What is the definition of "conjunctivitis"?