crunchatize
"cap'n: "would you like your sandwich toasted?" me: "just a little bit, don't crunchatize that shit
when a food item is prepared way too crunchy, toasted, or in any way too jagged for your mouth to handle
""cap'n: "would you like your sandwich toasted?" me: "just a little bit, don't crunchatize that shit" What is the definition of "crunchatize"?