metsturbate
john: hey rick, do you want to go see a movie later? rick: i can't, mike and i are going to metsturbate together over michael cuddyer
"the intense, pleasureful and often sexually satisfying experience that all mets have during baseball's offseason
"john: hey rick, do you want to go see a movie later? rick: i can't, mike and i are going to metsturbate together over michael cuddyer" What is the definition of "metsturbate"?