baristocrat
you call that a double tall non-fat upside down caramel macchiato?   you're such a baristocrat
a barista (often a starbucks barista) who looks down upon or makes comments about other inferior coffees and coffee drinks
"you call that a double tall non-fat upside down caramel macchiato?   you're such a baristocrat" What is the definition of "baristocrat"?