alaskan snow pipe
'ey janet, just off to drop a kid at the pool, fancy an alaskan snow pipe later?
a turd wrapped in clingfilm and then frozen, to be used as a penetrative sex toy on the ladies, alone or with company
"'ey janet, just off to drop a kid at the pool, fancy an alaskan snow pipe later?" What is the definition of "alaskan snow pipe"?