snealthy
neil thought he could sneak up and scare jennie, but he was so snealthy he tripped on the rug and split his lip instead
to be drunk to the point that you think you're stealthy but, in actuality, falling all over the place
"neil thought he could sneak up and scare jennie, but he was so snealthy he tripped on the rug and split his lip instead" What is the definition of "snealthy"?