dankwanker
hey, have you seen little dee lately? no, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a dankwanker
one who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing
"hey, have you seen little dee lately? no, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a dankwanker" What is the definition of "dankwanker"?