arctic gooch
after he went into the ocean in the winter, he suffered from a severe case of arctic gooch
a temporary condition usually obtained when one's genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ball sack to the ass hole) are doused in super cold, almost freezing water
"after he went into the ocean in the winter, he suffered from a severe case of arctic gooch" What is the definition of "arctic gooch"?