Okay, so maybe COVID is making this worse, but I get out to get my library books.

I start feeling a bit shaky. My husband is waiting for me in the car and library entrance is only 30 yards away.

 I keep making sure I have my library card. Its in my left hand. I have my library card in my left hand. Three seconds later. Where the fuck is my library card? And I go through all of my bank cards. Oh wait its in my left hand.

In the process i realized I dropped my winter hat on the snow. I have to pick it up. And then I'm holding everything awkwardly. 

The library is only a few feet away and I need to get in. They have it locked after hours so I need my key. I swipe the wrong side of the key even after triple checking that it is the right side. (somehow my brain misreads things? All of the time? I swear its almost like my brain is intentionally trying to kill me)

Anyway. I get in get my books. Accidentally almost leave several of them behind.

Finally make it back. Realize I am not wearing my hat. Freak the fuck out, where did the snow hat go? Realize it's in my bag under my library books.

Blah

Can anyone else relate? What's up with this