Friend: "Hey, what are you up to?"

Me, IRL: \*in the midst of my second meltdown of the day, yelling at the wall, pulling out my hair, pacing all over the house, etc.\*

Me, texting back: "Just having a normal time! Normal, normy day. Nothing irrational going on over here. God, I love having such exquisite control over my emotions. Anyway, how are you???"