Retail has made me hate the general population. People are assholes.  

I was opening a jewelry case because a customer was picking out belly button rings and a couple was trying to look at another side of the jewelry case. the girl looking at the bellly button rings wasn't even really taking a long time but the other customers boyfriend was slightly turning the jewelry case, rushing the other customer to finish so they could look. It pissed me off so bad. Have some fucking patience you dick.