Hey, if you're ever feeling down or suicidal.   
Let me remind you about some stuff to look forward to if you reconsider!

1. Disappointing your family
2. Letting your friends down
3. Fucking up your relationship
4. Creep out every stranger
5. Finally dying

So, please don't take your life now!

But if you are doing it, please write your suicide note in a funny way so I can laugh at your misery.  
"I have a sad life" **Sad** life? OH, GO TO FUCKING HELL!