Me? Oh, I'm totally fine. Ahaha. Ha. Yeah, no, I just started antidepressants that are completely useless (except for making me lose over 25 pounds). I am stuck at home with two young kids  for half the month. I have zero friends or even a support system irl. And, uh, I'm unemployed and short on money. But never too short to spend on vodka!

Please. Send. Help.