I was black out drunk the other day and went to the ER… And I have no recollection and I have no idea what the hell I wasn’t given water and allowed to rest? And furthermore why the fuck did they let a drunk man just leave and walk around outside in the city by himself?

Also apparently at some point I pissed in the lobby… But that’s kind of the hospital’s fault for allowing a blacked out drunk man to wander around the lobby. What were they thinking and why wouldn’t they just let me rest??