First off, anyone looking to "help" can FUCK OFF. I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOUR POINTLESS RECYCLED COMMENTS, THEY ARE FALLING UPON DEAF EARS. 

I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR GENUINE ADVICE ON HOW TO ACHIEVE A VEGETATIVE DEPRESSIVE STATE AS I AM UNABLE TO FIND A SATISFACTORY METHOD OF SUICIDE.

to people offering advice on such a thing, how do you do it? I suffer from OCD as well so its hard for me to have an inactive mind. What I want is to become the traditional view of completely apathetic, listless depression. 
I am sick of trying to combat it and constantly failing so am now simply seeking to find a way to give up upon fighting.