I’ve only had a few relationships in my entire life. And only one serious relationship that lasted close to a year. 

Here’s the kicker though, I’ve been single for 6 fuking years. That’s right 6 and I’m 33 years old.

I’ve tried online dating and it doesn’t work for me. I talk to people and they tell me this bullshit line. 

“You’ll meet someone eventually” 

It’s a mother fcking lie. If I haven’t met someone in 33 years to stay with me. It’s just not going to happen.

I’m gonna rot in my room alone, end of story.