So I’m staying at my sister’s. I’m house sitting for her while she’s out of town. All of a sudden a door dasher drops food off on the porch. I thought my sister must’ve ordered me some food as a surprise or even that it was a gift from the universe. No joke. Take the food inside open up a bag (there was two bags of Chinese food totaling $60) and started sampling some dumplings when all of a sudden the neighbor starts knocking and I realize I’m EATING THEIR FOOD AND THIS IS NOT A GIFT AT ALL. I already had a bite out of like all the containers in the one bag. I made the mistake of telling my sister about my porch find so she texts me multiple times to just walk the food over to the neighbor not knowing I was knuckle deep in her neighbors food already so I panicked. Threw away the food I touched and tied up the boxes I could fit into one bag (I shredded the second bag open so it was useless) and set it out on my sisters porch. I’m sure the door dash picture had too bags in it so they definitely have to know that I ate some of their food. I’m so embarrassed. I haven’t even broke it to my sister. I’m hoping this never gets brought up again. I’m mortified that I didn’t even think what I was doing. Now I have like $20 of the neighbors Chinese food sitting in my sisters garbage. I called my mom after and asked why she didn’t abort me when she had the chance. Mortified.