Obese neurotypical:  Does this dress make me look fat? (expecting a compliment).

Aspie:  Of course it does, you're obese, how could it not?

Neurotypical:  You're an asshole! 

Aspie:  Responds with a confused look.  I thought you wanted to hear the truth... I have a disability, a disability to tell lies.

Neurotypical:  Well, you hurt my feelings.

Aspie:  You must know you are obese, why did you ask me if you didn't want to hear the truth?  I thought lying was considered a bad thing.  Why did you try to get me to tell a lie?  Perhaps you are the asshole?

Neurotypical:  Weirdo...

Aspie:  Thanks for the compliment!