It’s sooo easy and the times I’ve gotten caught were so mild compared to the thrill of the crime. Disclaimer: I’m European.
I only steal from Big companies, my fav are stealing from [makeup reseller company redacted] and food from [company redacted]. 
I know it’s bad, I’ve only got caught 3 times (I’ve stolen maybe 700€ max), the first 2 they told me to pay straight up. But the third, the security guard pined me to the wall with some martial art technique, and while I threw some money on the ground I made a run for it. 
The thrill that I got was unparalleled, life wasn’t boring anymore. 

Well I told my psychiatrist that and they doubled my tercian prescription lol. 
Contrary to some people I like the numbness tercian (cyanemazine) brings me. But sometimes my impulses and my suicidal thoughts are to strong and only drugs, alcohol and recklessness can calm me. 

I hate myself for seeking that type of thrill to make sense of me going through life. What’s the point of living if it’s boring? I’m 25 and my fp told me I have the mindset of a teenager. At first I ignored him for a day cos I took offense. But he’s right, I an immature as hell…