My law school had an emergency situation on campus requiring complete evacuation this morning. I was pretty buzzed already and just could not be bothered to give a fuck to get out quickly. Took a pretty long way out at a nonchalant pace. If it had been a shooter, I would have been an easy target. Honestly, would not have been a bad way to go out so long as his aim was decent. And maybe I could have distracted him long enough for others to escape.