 Christmas as a whole makes me want to punch a hole through my screen or whatever's in front of me. Your same 6 garbage holiday music that plays every and over repeatedly in public areas would make me leave early if I didn't have my sound-cancelling headphones with me at all times.  


It's not fun. Everyone runs around with a fake smile, when all they're doing is worrying about what sara-hoe thinks about their gift or if their kids will not complain on christmas morning. The only pro to \`the holidays\` is you might get time off work depending on what you do, so you can at least get an excuse to get smashed for a few days in a row.  


To all of you people stuck with kids, have a fucking good holiday. I'd rather be at work and I'm not just saying that. Christmas really does send a surge of anger through my spine. Other than that, I'm actually pretty content with my life at this point.   


If a group of those singers come to my door, I have bucket of ice-cold water waiting for them for trespassing. I'd have something else waiting if I wouldn't get arrested for it.