Not to be insensitive at all I know hallucinations aren’t funny, but I laughed at myself and this one and was curious if anyone else has funny hallucinations 

Saw a massive cow today, off side of road, random place for a cow to be. Like triple normal size with a dark brown or black butt and white down its nether regions. Swore it was real and was about to call 911 to report this but did a double take in rear view mirror and it was gone.  Freakin cow, man!!