Hi, so nice to meet you -

I can’t wait till you fall for my extreme passion and opinions about whatever it is I’m interested in, in a way you find me an interesting person!

Can’t wait till we have a great moment, or night, or week together where you might find me interesting, and I might pretend to think the same thing in return - but I’ve already thought of all the reasons that you’re my ONE and the one who understands me, the one who’s going to get me and back me. 

Until what’s that? Just a week from now or two? When I don’t respond well to a text? When I seemingly overreact to YOU bailing on our plans? Oh okay right, thanks for the reminder that I’m the bad guy. 

You’re scum and you deserve the worst for how you’ve made me feel. 

And THATS - all of my relationships in a nutshell.