I do not have BPD but for some reason my dumbass doctor has diagnosed me with it. I'm fucking flawless, how dare he. How dare he. I want to punch his stupid smug face. 
 
 I admit I'm reckless and impulsive and I did use to self harm but that was nothing to do with anything as lame or pathetic as emotional regulation. I'm not going to take the stupid medication or go to therapy because I know more than the therapist anyway. She's rubbish. She just spends the entire time insulting me and she's not even worthy of talking to me. 
 
 I am perfect. I am in good shape, I work out a lot, I find it very easy to seduce people, I am clever and witty and talented at everything and everything I'm not good at I make myself good at. I am essentially the perfect specimen of humanity and I can't believe the doctor dares to insult me with this diagnosis because I literally do not have it. 


   What things can be mistaken for BPD? Or if it's comorbid, what things can be comorbid? 

 Thank you 
 