I got downvoted a moment ago when I posted a play-by-play, but this is my real life. My spouse has been thinking of going to a strip club for a few days (he had mentioned it several times) and I guess he decided that today was the day. He's gone with $500 and I'm here with the kids (they're still sleeping thankfully). 

I'm trying really hard to keep it together, but inside I feel like I'm about to really meltdown. This hurts so freaking much. My mind is racing, but so far I'm just sitting here trying to process it all. 