You know when you have to talk to someone and the whole time you’re trying to do the mental gymnastics while solving the equations to the universe in your head to figure out the right things to say and simultaneously giving each response out of your mouth a quick review in order to know if it was good or bad and then finally the conversation is over. In that instant all your muscles relax (you didn’t even know they were tense beforehand), you let out the deepest sigh known to man, you cringe into yourself thinking about the things you could have done better and you sink into that feeling of relief knowing you don’t have to keep talking. Yeah that...

This is all x10 when you didn’t expect to have to talk to this person at that moment too. It’s a fucking surprise attack

I just want to know who can relate