My mom plays off all my mental illnesses by saying “she’s a nurse” or “she knows me better then myself”
My mom will play off any of my hallucinations by saying “you are seeing ghosts!!” Which funnily enough, MAKE. THEM. WORSE. 
I just like an hour ago told her that I want to get tested for autism and adhd. She said she will but only after saying “you can’t be autistic! You smile!!” And “you can’t have adhd, you aren’t hyperactive!” (I am, funny thing, I talk to her maybe once every day, and I keep a hell of a lot of shit from her so guess what, SHE WOULDNT KNOW IF IM HYPERACTIVe????) 
When I got diagnosed with bipolar she said “I knew! I told you!!” When she told me Meer hours ago that I couldn’t possibly have bipolar because I’m happy sometimes

Ok she just came in to tell me I’m an abuser and I’m just like my dad for telling her that her staring at me made me imensly uncomfortable I’m so fucking over this shit