1. Realise that you don't actually feel comfortable with who you are.

2. Find something that makes you feel like you are the you, you believe you ought to be.

3. Haha where is your God/discomfort of your true self identify now? Abandon that shit and substitute it with anything and anyone you see fit while wearing a blindfold and holding a half loaded revolver in one hand. 

4. Scream in fear and complain about constantly feeling like you're about to be abandoned as you continue to abandon yourself and try to shoot down each challenge your fractured sense of self determines worthy enough to purse as a means of further strengthening false identify. 

5. Cry when you really can't seem to maintain consistent and accurate target success  with your half loaded revolver and blind fold. 


6. Attempt to refresh sense of self and redeem failures of substituted persona by committing a serious and critically self destructive act in the process, destroying all belief in said identify and being forced back to step 1 when the shadow of the true self is all that remains afterwards. 


(Hit the repeat button and angle the revolver closer to your brainstem with each fresh attempt until you eventually win and receive the prize of true self-actualisation and inner peace.) 




Hahaha self-actualisation, here I come!