I love talking to people when I’m drunk. I’m not annoying and I’m fully aware, at least I try to be. People seem to like me and think I’m funny.

When I’m not drunk, I’m a recluse. I’d rather be alone 90% of the time, but I also crave affection. People still say I’m funny even though I semi-try to be, but I still can’t connect with people. I only get drunk after work, but I know it’s not good to drink just to make you feel better…

The second paragraph isn’t really Raj since he has Leonard, Howard, and Sheldon, but you get the point.