TL;DR: My new doctor is pretending to be 2 people? wtf? Also, please don’t suggest to just change doctors. She’s properly tapering me off of my clonazepam and it’s been hell finding a new doc. Also have a borderline personality and no one else will take me. Trust me, I’ve tried. Med wise she seems to know what she’s doing.

ANYWAYS. She’s a certified psychiatric mental health nurse practitioner. She’s a remote practitioner that I started seeing last month.

When she called me before my appointment last month, she called me claiming to be her “secretary”. It sounds EXACTLY like the doc. I was thrown off.

I just called about a question I had. There was a long pause and she claimed it was her “secretary” and that she’ll leave a message. I felt really off. 

Also, when I called her psychology today page the phone number I called the doc picked up directly. No receptionist or anything, her business is small I guess. Seems really sus to me.

Am I just being paranoid?