Do you want me to lie to you? Do you want me to just tell you I'm the cause of all of our problems?  Do you want me to treat you like a child with stupid temper trantrums and just tell you what you want to hear so you will shut up?  Shove a bottle in your mouth and stick you in a crib?
Because when I try to treat you like an adult, it always goes to hell.  It all goes right to shit.  
When you are dead wrong, do you want to know it? Or do you want me to just agree to keep the peace and be more like your babysitter than your husband?