I am so boring, holy shit. Like I tried to think outside of myself and see how I would make a good partner to someone and all I do is sit on my chubby ass when I’m not working part time, eat chips and live vicariously through strangers online. My FP is so interesting and is actually active and does things and is responsible but I’m literally a sentient potato with depression. 
No wonder no one fucking wants me lol.
I’m horrified.