I drink excessively because I never get hung over. I'll be sober enough by the next morning to get me to work, and since I work so bloody early there's no one else really around for the first two to five hours which gives me that much more time to become normal. Since I always act like I'm somewhat tipsy (I'm uncoordinated, and I act like I'm 12 especially when I'm sober) no one ever questions it. I guess I'm ashamed because my parents spent so much money raising me and trying to do their best for me, but because of my brain I'm like this. I'm just ashamed of myself. I feel so bad for my mommy and daddy. They deserve a better kid. Also if I was prettier then maybe I'd be happy?

Anywho. I expect down votes to oblivion. It's all I ever get from this sub.