My roommate is threatening to kick me out and I’m on a performance plan at my job. I’m not the type of person to make excuses for myself, but this sucks. I drank myself into a stupor last night and left my living room a mess. I cleaned it up, but my roommate says she wants to discuss my lease and she’s pissed. I’ve called out of work because I can’t muster the energy to get out of bed so many times that I’ve been placed on a Performance Plan (AKA one more mess up and you’re fired.) My parents have distanced themselves because I’m a walking dumpster fire, and it’s all my own fault.