First of all I'd like to say I'm so god damn tired of these fuckkng rules to make a post on reddit . Fuck whoever made that 

Second of all I recently left my bf of 4 years bc I hate him so I moved into my grandparents house . I told them I like to spend a lot of time in my room yet they keep fucking bothering me . Wish they would leave me alone. I'm so close to losing it.

Third of all yes I'm already in another relationship.  Whoop dee fucking doo.  I feel like I'm too boring and nuts to be in a relationship.  Surprised I haven't scared him off yet.

Fourth of all I'm trying to send out flyers for a cleaning company I'm trying to start and the instructions on usps.com are shit.  I hate the post office . They suck worse than I do.

Fifth of all I may have mentioned this but im on my period and it hurts.  I hate everyone.  Probably even u. Fight me 

Thank u for coming to my TED talk