I deal with Depression so I'll often have no energy to do fun things or just won't be interested in things anymore

I have Social Anxiety so if you make any small infraction or you do anything I don't understand I will completely, but silently, freak out

I have Aspergers so there's barely a social cue I *do* understand 

I have anger issues so when I inevitably don't fully understand something you're doing or what you're trying to say I'll get mad and either shut down or just have a pissy attitude and say something I'll regret

I've developed severe trust issues so even if you do some completely logical action, I'll question it endlessly 

And with all of that I'm extremely insecure so I'll constantly be asking for validation and wondering if I'm good enough for you at all

I could get a date but any lastability is futile, I'm not even good enough for just friends anymore! Mwuhaha! Fear me and Despair! My unlikability factor is infinite!