There is a shoe in the air.
A self fulfilling Nike,
A fluttering Redwing, 
A Fitflop that slip dropped,
About to hit the Florshiem.
It's an Asic fact,
I'll hear an Ugg,
and lose all of my New Balance.
The Boss will call me in to Converse,
Doc Marten will Stride Rite in and Guess,
That I have Le Coq'ed it up again,
Justin time to start Ahnu.