Person: Didn't you just take a shower?
Me: Yes.
Person: But your hair isn't wet.
Me: Correct.
Person: But you were in there almost an hour.
Me: Also correct.
Person: What were you even doing then?
Me: Just standing/sitting in the water. 
Person: You didn't wash your hair or body?
Me: Nope.
Person: Why?
Me: Emotions.

I hate living with other people. No one fucking gets sad showers. Sometimes my stupid brain needs me to stand under hot running water for 45 minutes before it will fuck off and stop bothering me. I know it's wasting water. But if that keeps me from McFreakin losing it, so be it.