I simply cannot stay friends with an ex. If we break up, I split completely on you and will never see you the same again. I can’t even recognize who you are. I don’t remember our memories. I don’t care anything about you and I’ll forever want you a million miles away. I have zero feelings for you forever. 

I don’t understand when people are like “I’m crushing on my ex again” like what?! My ex is my ex for a reason ! 

Anyone else?