Maybe this is just a dumb argument, maybe I’m just an asshole, idk. I’m aware that I’m in the wrong in this story.

For context, my SO had just left his office and went out to the kitchen to get some Oreos. I was sitting in the living room but was quiet and I don’t think he knew I was there.

He saw that I had a lot of the Oreos and I heard him say somewhat under his breath, “Are you fucking kidding me?” because I ate a lot of the Oreos and he wanted more than what was left I guess.

What he said immediately made me pissed off. My anger/rage turned on and we had the following conversation.

Me:
“Is there a problem?”

Him:
“No lol.”

Me:
“Are you sure?”

Him:
“I just saw the Oreos and was like I need to eat these before they’re gone lol.”

Me:
“That’s not what you said. And did you say you’re taking them?”

Him:
“Yeah I’m in the process of eating them now.”

Me:
“That was an uncomfortable thing for me to hear and I wish you hadn’t said it. Do you think I ate those Oreos to spite you? That I had you in mind and didn’t want you to have any?”

Him:
“No. I said that cus I was surprised to see they were almost gone.”

Me:
“Yeah I guess it’s shocking how gross I am for eating all those Oreos.”

Him:
“👀”

Me:
*gif of someone binge eating with a message: “Are you fucking kidding me?”*

Him:
“I’m not participating in this conversation. This is about Oreos.”

And then basically I dragged it out, he felt worn out after, then I cried about not wanting him to leave me. Then like 20 minutes later I was laughing at tiktoks.