


99% sure this woman in her late 30s who winks at me and told me to call her anytime wants to bang. I do too... and I’ve fantasied about her before but.... here’s a few concerns I’ll be blunt about:

1. My penis size. I feel like it’s maybe 1/2 the length of my index finger flacid...?

2. I was born with only one testicle. What if she chuckles or I get self-conscious about it?

3. I worry I’m awkward. I called her last week, she said ‘hit her up any time’, we only spoke for a few minutes but I felt like I was ‘running out of things to say’. Will she do all the coaxing and seducing probably? Considering she’d be picking me up?

4. Worry I might not last that long. Foreplay? Blowjob?

5. She has a guy roommate which seems chill but then again everyone you meet for the most part ‘seems chill’. What if it’s really awkward if I’m trying to bang her and he’s around? Uhh?

6. Were going to be smoking weed and I’m a pretty experienced pot smoker so that might help *unless* I get too high... oof.

So as you can tell I don’t even know WTF I’m doing. The most ‘flirtatious’ thing I’ve said to her is she looks cute a couple times and she has good vibes...

tl;dr - I’m a virgin and I’m 99% sure woman in her 30s wants to bang and I’m worried as hell about a host of issues