Somehow I’ve done the absolute bare minimum and have been accepted into, and started, university in a different country. I’ve never had a job still, but apparently I’m not the king of person Burger King is looking for. 

Surely the minimum required to succeed will exceed the very minimal amount of motivation I have, right? I still spend about 90-95% of my waking life playing video games and watching YouTube. I am worthless still, even if people try to justify this “accomplishment” as proof that I’m not.