Felt an attack starting in the morning. Decided to take a couple of benzos and go upstairs. In the middle of the staircase, my legs gave out and I kneeled on the steps. My bowels then decided this is the time to go. 

Spent the next half hour cleaning myself, but at least most people will never top this.✌🏼✌🏼 

...Yes I am ok now, but fuck my life.