I don't get a response on a text, I don't get the response I wanted from a joke, I don't get texted first enough, someone doesn't respond on snapchat and immediately it's "What the fuck is wrong with me, why am i so stupid. It's no wonder nobody wants to be my friend, I'm an idiot and I ruin everything. I'm stupid and I'm worthless, I'll never have real friends."

I can go from laughing almost in hysterics to feeling like utter worthless garbage and back again in 5 seconds flat. 

But then suddenly my phone buzzes 5 minutes later with the "LMAO" that I wanted from that joke and everything's beautiful again.

FUCK me.