there is a gremlin who works at the corner store, and every day for 8 hours he sings the same 2 lines of the same song its never ending tune. and the gremlin has a pet dog who is constantly telling jokes, he never shuts up, always going 24/7. and the dog tells these jokes to the goldfish, who only responds in riddles, and when the fish responds the old man who lives upstairs shouts and gets mad and will not stop until the fish stops but the fish can't stop because the dog doesn't stop he doesn't know how. and on the old man's old static TV is a game show filled with a live studio audience of 100 people and they're all talking. and they can't stop talking because the last to keep talking wins so they keep going. and the old mans refrigerator with a Neverending hum and the oven clicks every 30 seconds and the fire alarm batteries need to be replaced and the faucets drip and there's a storm coming soon.... yet amongst all this noise im still expected to wake up in the morning...