A mini rant followed by horrible puns. 

Rant:

I am tired of being the sad girl all the time. Why do I feel like an 89y old lady trapped in a 28y body.. Today I had suicidal thoughts again, followed by the desire to cut my self. I was like, 2006 called and it wants it's emo phase back...I don't know if I am ever going to be ok...but.one.more day of being alone.


Joke....so horrible

 Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 


 What did the rope say to me?

“hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

 A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”