I generally cannot answer a phonecall without swearing up an absolute storm beforehand. Absolute wrath, a complete cacophony of words to burn any infant's ears off, and then I answer the phone all "🌺💮✨Hello 🌺💮, how are yooouuuu? :)))"

My family find this hilarious, especially my sister. Although, they do find the horrible implosion of bad language jarring. I think it started during 2020's lockdown.

I really hate answering the phone. Especially if it's anything medical. I need that immediate vent, or else I might just seize up on the phone, or come across as a grump.
Luckily, it's often less awful in public: then I seem to sigh so hard that half my soul leaves my body. Sometimes there is some quiet swearing.


Are any of you the same? 
There's something so transcendentally horrible about answering a phone. I'm similarly awful at making outgoing phonecalls. Letter and emails only please lol.