Me, sees a pretty girl: “Goddamn she is beautiful. Why can’t I be with a girl like that?”

Brain: “My dude, you are so fucked in the head that she’d run the second she got to know you.”

Me: “Fuck, you’re so right, Brain.”

Brain: “Better for her that she doesn’t know you anyway. You’re doing her a favor.” 

Me: .... *digs deeper into isolation* 

Oh the joy of being forever alone.