I like to say I love learning

I hate learning

I just envy those that have enough knowledge to be as condescending to me as they are.

"Dear, can you even...?"

"Do you even know how...?"

I realize that this might not be a me problem, maybe I am perfectly adequate? Maybe I just deal with a lot of narcissists.

After all, my father tried to send me to boarding school at the ripe age of five because I was not reading at a 12th grade reading level.

Maybe if I try hard enough I can one day be on the flip side of the condescension.

Maybe It is hopeless though, it doesn't matter how intelligent the bird gets.

So long as the bird is tiny and pretty it will always be looked down upon.

Maybe the bird ought to kill itself. If the bird is even smart enough to execute such a thing.

Probably not, after all it is still just a fucking bird.