I don’t enjoy anything, and I’ve tried just about everything. 

I don’t like being in a relationship, I don’t like being single, I don’t like hookups, I don’t like being alone. 

I don’t like working. I don’t like not having money. 

I don’t like working out. I don’t like being fat. I don’t like traveling. I don’t like being at home. 

Life is literally just like an un-fun video game where you have to accumulate as many dollars as possible to spend on rewards you don’t really care about. 

I don’t like seeing my family. I don’t like being away from them either. 

I just don’t want to live any more. My reason for living is only so other people won’t be heartbroken, but everyone knows how depressed I am anyway so maybe they’ll just feel like I’m in a better place.