I was rummaging around my kitchen looking for the right meal and finally decided to make an omelette. The garlic I had was kinda moldy though and I wanted to show my girlfriend because...idk we just kinda look at food when it molds.

She said "eh, just dont eat any moldy cloves and you'll be good" and I usually disagree with her but I checked and there was no mold on the otherside of the bulb.

I diced it up, used like half of 1 clove and fried em. Her and I ate the omelette together and then that dumb little anxious voice told me to google "what happens if you est bad garlic"

Now I'm fully convinced that we have Botulism and are going to die. As in, I'm convinced that an exceedingly rare foodbourne illness that comes from home canned garlic-in-oil (which I didnt even eat) that kills around 2-7% of the dozen or so people who get it a year is somehow gonna kill me and my girlfriend........

This shits so annoying. I just want to relax and sleep and enjoy our night but now I'm all high strung and cant stop thinking about this.