BPD: life is too hard. Nobody loves you or wants you. You should kill yourself.

OCD: oh no! Now that we've thought about suicide it means we're going to die!!! Engage the panic alarms!

Health anxiety: yeah! We probably be have an incurable, painful disease!!! Intensify the panic response! Time to manifest symptoms out of our ass!!!

Schizophrenia: now that you're stressed, we thought we'd drop in with a healthy dose of delusions with a smidgen of hallucinations.

Depression: well... Would it really be so bad if we died? We're really tired...

BPD: yeah! Life is too hard. Nobody loves you or...

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I fucking hate comorbidities. Someone lop my head off please.