Of course I won't
 Orange isn't my color 
Also no Netflix. 
Yes yes I'm that basic bitchm 


But sometimes I like to fantasize 
So to make a totally useless story short...I said i was going to have a shower at my parents new place. Isaid I need to wash my hair. My dad says no you washed your hair yesterday so you don't need to wash it again. I said ( and bear with me here; this whole idiotic argument does end soon I promise) I just wet it last night. 



My dad: you're a conniving little liar I can't believe anything you say because you're a liar
Whatever (insert name here). 


Me: dude wtf. 

So let's take a second to go over that overdramatic bullshit and imagine living with that 24/7 basically every day till I was 23. 


No wonder I have bpd.