I leave the blinds closed, *you scream.* I drop crumbs on the floor, *you scream.* I leave the door open at a certain angle, *you scream.* I have my room how I like it, *you scream*. I sigh to loudly, *you scream.*..

But yeah, *I'm the one* with the issues. For sure. *Absolutely.* 100%. *Yep.* That is *super logical* and *accurate*, *I'm the one* who is messed up and stupid. *Totally.* 

*What a joke.* 

But yeah, this is all in my head. *Nothing is wrong here*. I'm just suppose to *accept* this person how they are, uh-huh. Yeah that's a *totally norma*l and an *acceptable* way to live.