I had an online conversation with a friend of mine today. We were having some banter and then he just asked a question,”how many times do you shower in a day?”. And i fucking said “3 times a day” out of impulse. I have no clue why i said 3, but I wanted to sound normal and i ended up blurting out such a stupid lie. I had to go with it for the rest of the 5 minutes we spent on the topic and he was pretty weirded out to say the least... Why am i like this???? What’s wrong with me???