Here's the sum up of what I am :
Jobless
Plays League of almost all day (keeps being super bad)
Being a hater on youtube and many social medias
Thief stealing in shops, my thefts have become really "professional", that's how you see I am not a beginer in the art.
I'm not beautiful, I'm fat (happens when you steal food) and I have no diploma.
Singleton (ofc) 

Well perfect loser. I dream of a judge condemning me to death penalty for all what I have done, so I can finally rest in peace and leave this world.