Me: "I'm Depressed. As in I have depression, a very real condition."

People: "Oh, that's all in your mind." *= Just get over it*

*What They Expect Me To Think:* "Oh, wow! By golly, I never thought of it like that! You cured my depression. Thank you *sooooo* much :) I'll recommend you to all my depressed friends!"

*What I Actually Think:* "If the implication is that everything in your mind is unimportant, and my perception of the universe is all in my mind, then that means that the universe in unimportant. I am unimportant as I am a portion of the universe. So, therefore, I *really* don't matter." OR "Maybe the universe doesn't exist in any meaningful way since my perception of it is all in my mind. So I am not real. And my life doesn't matter."