
1. Look at cool ass salad

2. Excitedly begin eating salad and sample a little of everything with almost every bite. 

3. Realize “duh” there’s not enough of every Ingredient to do this to the end. We must ration. 

4. Punish yourself for eating too greedily and without foresight to this obvious conclusion, eat only dry lettuce as penance. 

5. Vow to do better next time

6. Get to end of salad. Have only good stuff left. Realize you over corrected the other direction. 

7. Lament.