I literally want to scream.

My boyfriend got a loaner car today and snapped it on Instagram. 

So I asked him “hey what are you driving” in a fun playful way because I know he loves cars.

He goes “what do you mean?”
So I asked again “like what are you driving?”
He goes “a car”

OMG 
WHAT 
THE FUCK 

So I kinda brushed it off and didn’t want to feed into what he was doing so I said “oh okay”

And then I called back to express that I was annoyed that he was being weirdly cryptic and he goes “oh my god” in an aggravated tone. So I said “I don’t feel like talking to you right now” and I hung up.

I don’t usually hang up but I got so aggravated that had I stayed on the phone I probably would have called him a dumbass.

I’ve never called him that. Or any bad word but I got really close today.

AM I THE ASSHOLE HERE? 

What the fuck. I feel like I’m dealing with a man child.

I don’t know if I’m crazy for getting annoyed. 