Warning, pessimism and cynicism 

I can't hold a job
Working fourty hours a week makes me want to hurt myself

I'm drowning and I can't keep my head above water

Is there any sort of government assistance that could help me? 

Every day I wake up and remember that I may lose my apartment because I can't keep a job

My head gets so fucked up when I work all week that I find myself losing control of my anger and binge drinking to numb myself when I'm not working and now I'm finding it hard to even be sober enough to get to work

I was drunk for an interview at McDonald's last week 

I have to go back in today to see if I got the job

And I'm already dreading the job 

I've heard stories about McDonald's that make me already more willing to snap my own spine so I don't have to work all week

I guess there's always that option

