You can find it on YouTube pretty easily. I was going to post a link, but I saw the rules and wasn't sure if I was allowed. I hope some of you know what I'm referring to because I swear that this is EXACTLY how every conversation goes when I'm talking about my toxic FP with my friends. 

"I wanna keep him!"

"You can't keep him."

"I wanna keep him!"

"Wanna keep this other fish?"

"Uh huh!"

"So throw that one back."

"NUH UH! I wanna keep HIM."

"You can't keep him."

"Why?"

"He's going to rot."

"No he will not..."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy... and I still wanna keep him. Shit.