I know this doesn’t really fit the subreddit. My mind just decided to remind me about this, and it won’t stop until I get the memory out of my head. 

Once I told a teacher I couldn’t walk barefoot around my house because of all the needles on the ground.

She called CPS.

I got screamed at for a solid hour when my mom found out what I said and grounded for a month.

What I didn’t tell the teach was this: my mom was a costume designer for the local theater. Sewing needles.

Ahhhhhhh