I’m sorry, mom. I’m sorry, dad. You gave me everything. And I let you down. I’m a failure to launch. I just wish it wasn’t this. I’m a unemployed bum. The only thing that I have to my name is a mediocre CS Degree. Only one had one part time job at McDonalds a few years back. I’m no good. They don’t know it yet, but i let my friends down. I’m useless. I wish I could start over, but alas there is no time machine. And I live in reality. I’m so fking sorry.