At randomly times I get the feeling that I'm not alone, someone is in the house with me I can't see it but it's there I don't fucking now what it's intentions are and I feel it's gonna come any second now I'm not kidding please for the love of god I'm not schizophrenic I need you to help me with this paranoia 

And this thing on tv sounds like a fucking heartbeat, I'm experiencing this as I type this because I'm scared to turn off my phone  

Please for the love of god I wish I was lying I wish I was saying this as. Ajoke