This is so funny and sad at the same time but I pretty much can't stop laughing. 

There have been some stressful things in my life recently, mostly related to this corona situation, which have affected my mental health and went to see a doctor who sent me to see a nurse who helps with difficult situations, and is at least studying psychology if I'm not wrong. I've seen her before and I quit it because something was a bit off. But holy shit, I saw her today because I wanted to give it a chance if it would help and it totally blew my mind.

You know all the live, love, laugh- type of bullshit quotes. Well, I opened up about my concern of relatives getting covid-19 and so on and the nurse deadass said me that there is also good things with this pandemic! You know, cutting the population growth in the world, even it's not the most nice way, nature likes it, and hey it's probably nature's way to change the world to better and yabbadabba. Everything happens for a reason and so on. Like. My family lives in other country, in fact, Italy. And the nurse had the fucking audacity to start preaching about population growth.

She knows that I've lived a pretty damn traumatic life, I suffer from some kind of chronic pain and these things tend to mess up regularly with my life. She gave me homework - to list things I'm thankful for (not completely bad idea tho) and even the things that haven't happened yet, which was a bit.. questionable. You know, it's pretty damn hard to trust the future with any kind of disorders.

But then we get to the best part, apparently the nurse had read a book (rhonda byrne - the secret) which seems pretty fucking pseudo-science to me. 
She sent me 6 pages/pictures of things that she wrote up, based on that book. Actually she didn't mention that book at all to me. I must admit I searched her social media and saw some hype of the book there, because the list she sent was so wild and unprofessional I almost started to think that she isn't a nurse in the first place.

The things she wrote included total, fucking, I cannot stress this enough, bullshit.
Here is some examples;

- Don't think about the things you don't like in your childhood (WOW I AM CURED. AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, END OF THE SUFFERING. LETS REJOICE!)
- Ask, believe, receive (what this is even means)
- Most of the thinking is harmful (FJLSXJMDJFK well I FUCKING SEE THAT SOME people don't think omfg)
- It doesn't matter what happens to you, it's that how you react 
- Happiness is your body's.. miracle medicament, be happy now (ALSO, I AM CURED AGAIN! HALLELUJAH!)
- If you think something negative, you attract it and lure it into your life, it's the law of attraction 
- Every negative thing has something good in it. If we can think only positively even about the negative things, they turn out to be good. 

Six. Fucking. Pages. Full of that kind of shit which totally ignores and downplays my problems and life experience.

iT doESnT MaTTER wHERE yoU enD UP IF U REMemBER to BE gRATEfUL!!!!!!!!🥰🥰🥰😍🤩



Tl;dr: Needed psychological help, saw this Karen nurse who sent me six pictures/pages of bullshit quotes from some entitled author who has written some biblical pseudo-science book.