During peak psychosis I was visited by a cow and a chicken both implantated with ai in their brains. They asked about farming and in a flash the chicken scans my whole brain and can see the mass cage farming and mistreatment of its species. Obviously it's not happy, and hatches a plan to use it's ai brain to send a message to the chicken species and cause them to rapidly evolve. The cow was really friendly so it tries to stop the chicken by evolving its own species and saving the humans from super chickens. This kicks off a massive war taking place in the future. Eventually (unfortunately) the chickens won. I didn't hear from the cow after that, and the chicken  harassed me to panic attacks a few times in the following days. I really miss that cow. Probably one of the only figures I trusted at that time. Missed a few fun plotpoints but looking back on heavy delusions like this they all seem to be convoluted. In the back of my mind sometimes I still believe the chicken army is going to appear one day on whatever specific date I had bargained with them. 

TLDR : I feel guilty eating beef now