I just came back from a sociology exam that was open book. Sounds like an easy 100% right? Wrong! I got 53% on it! It dropped my grade in the class to 46%! There is no coming back from that even if I get 100% on everything else!

But seriously though, how can anybody be so stupid to fail an open-book test? I've met flat-earthers who would be smarter than that! I've let down myself, I've let down my professor, and I've let down my college! I shouldn't even be here if I lack the brain cells to get an easy 100% on an open book exam! There is no redemption in this class. I feel like this failed class will come back to haunt me for the rest of my life!

My only way out is to drop the class, but even that would make me a failure in and of itself!

Hell, It's snowing outside (it rarely snows in my state) and I'm not even excited about it even though I should be. I'm just crying about this devastating and highly preventable failure. A failure that could be prevented had I had at least 5 brain cells.