text: We’re taking a break from satire for a minute to report on a discovery we have made while aimlessly perusing the internet. As it turns out, reading the reviews of Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Resort on Yelp, TripAdvisor, and Google, is an old-fashioned good time!
  We’ll start with a softball. This person has very legitimate (and very descriptive!) concerns with the mediocre food she was given. You know it costs $200,000.00 per year to be a member at Mar A Lago?
  Can you just picture the pompous arrogance dripping from this guy? It’s not like we’re talking about a cheap motel. This is an elite golf resort with six-figure membership fees. This manager is probably going to be the next FBI Director soon.