text: Expressive Subjects: In the News
  ok-- I am working on a bit of a perverse one, but I have been inspired by Jon, the master of the perverse and irreverent....
  here is the train of thought so far... there is this convention of vegans who descend on a big city and decide to re-enact Lady Godiva's ride on the horse but with their own distinctly idiosyncratic twist....
  I'll let you know when it has come into full flower....
  APATHETIC PROCRASTINATORS TO VOTE IN UPCOMING ELECTION...WHENEVER THEY... AS SOON AS THEY...UMMMMM....OH WHO GIVES A @#%*!
  AVIARY PROPRIETOR FLEW THE COOP
  KLEPTO AMNESIAC FORGETS TAKING VICTIM'S WALLET
  JUDGE SENTENCES CHRONIC WHINER TO VOLUNTARY SERVICE AT CHEESE FACTORY
  TIGER CAUGHT BEATING AROUND THE BUSH SAYS HE'S NOT OUT OF THE WOODS, YET.
  WOMANLY WILES WOO WOEFUL WOODS
  GENUINE GENUFLECTING GIRAFFES GENERATE GELIGNITE
  WITTY WORDSMITH WONDERS WHY WE WANT WHATCHAMACALLITS
  I must say, I'm quite impressed with the constant stream of HEADLINES you've come up with. These are all great, and make me think that you're quite the witty wordsmith yourself... Keep going!
  Also, you'll have noticed that I've been neglecting this blog a little lately... sorry for this. I've been in the middle of a story that's got me captivated right now... but I hope to be here more regularly from now on.