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  Corner Alley 13, volume 1: the Importance of Succeeding
  Six chapters of the Corner Alley 13 Webcomic. Noelle Manchi'des is an ambitious American elf who in her professional career has held a great many jobs, usually below her qualifications and dignity. But as Noelle's situation is turned up-side down and she finds herself suddenly at the top of the pile, she will have reason to ask herself if mopping floors would not still be preferable. At least then nobody is trying to kill you. It is an appointment for life which, alarmingly, may not be that long. It is a terrible mistake. It is the worst job ever.
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