text: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die...."
  Or something like that (Must See Movies in Off-Topic---The Princess Bride)
  Some of you don't know me, some of you do, so I shall step onto the stage and introduce myself.
  HELLO, My name is beerman. (audience: Hi beerman...)
  I have also been called worse.....er, uh, no, make that OTHER names.....Mr. Isadora, Mr. TP Mum, Honey Pumpkins, Schnookems, and occassionally, Paco. (audience: Hi Paco...)
  Un-accustomed as I am to making speeches, I'll make this brief, unlike many previous posts with Mrs. Isa.
  Live in the USA, middle of nowhere to be exact. Married (once), no kids, many animals, love travel, not overly keen on hiking to get there, try to see all sides of the story before rejecting yours, speak english, spanish (mostly), french (barely), armenian (only enough to get into a fight), hhmmm, what else......Oh, yeah, I make beer for a living, about 5.5 million gallons a year.
  I can advise on travel to the USA (about twenty or so states), Mexico, Panama, Jamaica, and Antigua, life, love, and the pusuit of happiness.
  Be kind, I'm only human. (audience: Bye human...)
  Hi beerdude (beerman: hi, tway!)!
  Um, welcome...? Well, at any rate, welcome to your very own username! Good choice, by the way. Nice to read after a long day playing on T... I mean, working hard at the office.
  And woo hoo! I'll be able to tell the two of you apart! My speed-reading "skill" tends to mix up the Mr. and Mrs. at times.
  I don't recall ever calling you "Honey Pumpkins" - but memory fails me sometimes...
  Welcome to TP and hope to see you in the other forums. How's that - a good enough welcome? Or, do I now have to make some fantastic, wonderful, delightful meal for you too? Just checkin'...
  I hear you driving in so will say so long for now!!! Martini????
  Smoocheritos!
  Well,Hello! Inigo Montoya, Mr.Beerman, Mr.TPMum, Honey Pumpkins, Schnookems, Paco, human. It is very nice to make your aquaintence (insert curtsy here)
  Tis very kind of you to bestow your wealth of knowledge upon us (a very low regal bow inserted here)
  Prehaps as a good-will gesture towards greater acceptance of your new moniker..a paymen-er, a brib-err, a GIFT of large amounts of beer are in order
  Chocolate is a very acceptable substitute
  Hello Father/Dad and welcome to the asylum.
  Good to see you've kicked the missus off the pc for 5 minutes because all she keeps asking is have i washed behind my ears this morning and have i got clean underwear on and dont feed the animals in here as in turns them into weird creatures who then need culling
  Hi Beerman... Oh yeah... (insert Duffman breather here..)
  So Operation Isa is mutating into two separate entities? That's good, although I always thought of you two as one person, but I guess I have to make some mental adjustments now... [turns some of the little clogwheels in his head...] That might take a while...
  Anyway welcome to the Forum, officially...
  Daddy, you have your own user name ........ welcome ...
  Kick me off the PC???? I, dear boy, work on a MAC (from home)!!!!! Beerman, on the other hand, uses a lowly PC and posts from work (most of the time). Although it may be a lowly PC, he does have DLS (insert green with jealousy face here). Did you wash behind your ears??? Show me!!! On second thought - I don't really want to know...
  So true Sam, but it does kinda take the fun out of it now.... But, then again, maybe I'm really beerman and beerman is really me. (And we are all together - coo-coo-ca-choo!)