text: Is Bradley Cooper engaged? Who can say.
  Is this man engaged? Who can say.
  How many helium balloons do you need to carry a three bedroom house from Sydney to Perth? Why are children incapable of finding their school hat, when their mums spot it instantly upon entering their room? Is Bradley Cooper engaged?
  These are all questions to which we – as a society – do not have answers.
  But, according to a few tabloid outlets this week, that could be about to change.
  It appears Mr Cooper and his girlfriend, British model Suki Waterhouse, could be engaged to be wed. Maybe. Kind of.
  THEY WERE WEARING RINGS, OKAY. THEY WERE A ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED MAN AND WOMAN WEARING RINGS.
  Sources close to the pair told Look magazine Bradley gave Suki the simple yet chic jewel, which matches his, as a symbol of their commitment.
  'There's been some sort of intimate thing go down between the two of them. It's been very private and didn't involve a formal blessing,' an insider explained to the publication. Instead the magazine claims the pair are taking a more unconventional approach.
  'Brad's been married before [to Jennifer Esposito for four months in 2007] so he's not setting a huge amount of store by making it "official." Suki's so head over heels – and young – that she's totally cool with this more hippe arrangement,' the source explained to Look.
  Waterhouse and Cooper met a year and a half ago. Does that mean they can no longer get away with both wearing rings at the same time? Does that mean that any attempt to do so makes them engaged by default?