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  The Kitten selling sugarade of
  Utopian CareTaker
  I DONT WANT TO SHOVEL POO AGAIN!
  Currency Work Credits
  The Kitten selling sugarade of Utopian CareTaker is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 1.186 billion Utopian CareTakerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
  The sizeable but underdeveloped Utopian CareTakerian economy, worth 36.6 trillion Work Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,878 Work Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
  Utopian CareTaker is ranked 219,859th in the world and 24th in Just relax for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 37,870 Standard Monetary Units.