text: King Timahoe: December 2006
  Reelection Fun
  Your office can put out these types of photos when you find yourself recently reelected as Governor, term limited, and Canadian - precluding you from the Oval Office despite all your cute, charismatic intelligence.
  posted by King Timahoe at 5:36 PM 1 comments links to this post
  Dear Timahoe
  Dear Timahoe,
  Who can I blame if I find out that somebody stole my identity and has been using it to work in a pork slaughterhouse in Iowa for the past seven months?
  Instinctively I want to blame the public school system for instilling self worth into the the minds of people from low social classes who should be happy to be wage slaves, but now feel entitled to safe work environments and a living wage.
  Willy in Iowa
  You've heroically stated your question given the outrage you must feel. There's really no one to blame in this case but the liberal media. Those mealy-mouthed Volvo drivers who feed you the evening news want to frame the new immigration debate through the emotional lens of Ellis Island and the hardworking folks who came through there. In actuality, those urchins working in slaughterhouses on fake social security cards are trying to do nothing but bank money and send it back to their families so they too can come to America. Just yesterday I wanted to buy bacon, do you think I want it from some slaughterhouse where the packagers have fake social security numbers? Hell no. I want justice. I want to be safe in my neighborhood. Don't you know that those workers come home from the slaughterhouse with a six pack and are looking for trouble? Take back our country Willy!!
  posted by King Timahoe at 12:46 PM 0 comments links to this post
  Hey Timahoe,
  What part of "illegal" dont illegals and their blame America first allies in congress and americas fancy coffee shops understand?
  posted by King Timahoe at 12:39 PM 0 comments links to this post
  The democratic Schiavo, Minimum Wage
  With a new session congress will once again spend valuable time on a useless endeavor, the pursuit of a higher minimum wage. Mike like the republicans, the democrats seek to help people who find themselves in a persistent vegetative state, Americas teenagers and bottom feeders who are among the tiny population of America who will be benefit by this useless legislation.