text: posted on September 17, 2003, 12:28 am
  Just a short thought on encoring irises and asters.
  I received the special box of twice blooming irises from Dutch Gardens last week from the local UPS delivery man who always remarks that he just doesn't know where I'll put this latest shipment. Only this time he remarked that he'd actually been worrying about me as my deliveries had slacked off so much that he had contemplated coming up on his lunch break and seeing if I was alright.....that made me smile and blush, as I never think I'm that important to people. I sometimes under estimate my friendliness and sincerity and forget that people really do like me for who I am and how I am towards people.
  Well, as he turned around in the tight driveway up here on the dead end, his grin was very obvious thru the huge front window of the large square truck, and as he got the tight turn under control and aimed out of the shared driveway, he pulled up alongside of me by the stuffed and overflowing sidewalk beds and hollered out "HOWDY GIRL!!!! Dang I was wondering if yew were alrite! I was actually pondering if I should come up here on one of my dinner breaks and see if yew were still alive an kickin' and when I was loading up m' truck, I saw yer address on this here Dutch Gardens box and said to m'self, Self? Miz Catron is alive and still shoving plants in every available space, it's time to deliver these to her and see if she's planted the gutters yet....<GBSEG>"
  We both had a good laugh at my joke I'd made seven years ago when he first came up here and met me. His next inquiry was where Rose was, since he could hear her barking, and I told him that Rose was fine and fat, but I had a new puppy that was impossible to get back inside the house by the name of Sugar Foote, Sugar for short. We chatted a bit, me asking politely how his little woman was doing and his family and then he grinned and jumped up in his truck, telling me he hated the satellite tracking devices on the truck sometimes, other times he loved it, and reached inside his front section behind the curtain and pulled out a small, square box. He tossed it up once and said to me "hmmmm, looks like yew ain't planted them gutters like yew were figuring on doing yet, and it appears you've ordered more plants...girl you amaze me. And I ain't NEVER seen anything like the mass of flowers you and yer critters grow yet. There's a woman in another part of this area that comes close, but she ain't no cigar or blue ribbon and deffinately no competition in having such a di-versity......." He came to the passenger doorway and handed me the box, and I looked at the lable and saw it was Dutch Gardens, and told him "ALRIGHT!!! It's my twice blooming irises!!! Mary Emma will be so happy!" And he looked at me and laughed and said "looks like Marilyn is happier right now than Mary Emma will be when she gets her share" and laughed a good hearty laugh.
  The visit was too soon over and he was lamenting that he didn't have time for a glass of my cold sweet iced tea, as he said I made it just strong and sweet enough to warrent coming back to on a hot day. I thanked him for his kindness and told him he'd have to come up sometime on his dinner break for a cold glass of my house wine of the south and we'd sit and have a sandwich and do some catching up while the dawgs ran around us and mooched for scraps. I got a hug off of him and he said he'd tell "mama" he'd got to see the flower lady alias the madgardener, again, and maybe he'd bring her up to visit and meet me herself sometime.
  I told him he had to bring her when the flowers were showing off and that the season was fast waning and he jerked his thumb over his shoulder and said, "looks like them asters aren't quite ready for showing off yet, I remember you called them Frank Arti's? And I had to laugh at him, and correct him gently as I told him, "Well that's awful close and pretty good memory since I gave you their name the last time you saw them in full bloom at the end of September and into October and that musta been two or three years ago......it's Frakartii asters, honey......<g>" and we shared another chuckle and I told him I needed to cut him free to deliver more happiness'.
  As we bid each other a good day, and he said he'd see me again, especially if I relented and put in a fall bulb order with somebody, he hoped I was doing alright at Lowe's and that stopped me dead in my tracks and I turned around and asked him, now how in the world did you know I worked there in Outside Lawn and Garden? He grinned that neat smile of his and told me he'd heard from a friend of his that him and his wife had had this encounter with this really neat and knowledgable little woman in Morristown who knew alot about flowers. He told me that when questioning him about his encounter, his buddy had told him she introduced herself by her name and then told them she was also known as the madgardener, and he knew immediately that it was me.
  (dragging toe in dirt, and feeling all "shucks" and such) That was amazing to me, but I told him given time, the reputation would spread about me, and that it hasn't even been a full year there yet.......could he imagine what it'd be like if it was a few years?? He told me he was happy that I was doing what I liked to do, and that he wasn't surprised by my reputation, since I was pretty smart about what I loved so much.
  Well................ That was a humbling experience, as I walked back inside the house, squeezing past Rose and Sugar and to the back of the house to my nook to open the box and look at the contents.
  Two collections of twice blooming irises. Rhizomes lovingly wrapped in tissue paper, each rhizome cut off to a short fan, tucked carefully and rolled up nice and neat and then sealed with a lable with each name of each iris on it. Mother Earth, Immortality, Well Endowed, Champagne Elegance, Autumn Circus, and the bonus one, Painted Clouds. Now I wish I had the flier they'd sent me with the pictures of each iris in bloom. Oh well, they'll be a nice surprise when they reach mature blooming proportions. I know just the spot after I pot them up to get a year's growth in first.
  As I sat there feeling each rhizome thru the paper, I reached for the phone I've mounted in the window sill of my nook and called Mary Emma and left her a message that there be irises and to call me. I gazed outside and the hummingbird feeder was busy as my hummers are supping with quite a fever and zest that is hilarious. Sometimes they share the feeder and ignore each other as they fill up on the super sweet water I've made for them (twice as sweet for the long flight when they finally leave), other times they're quite the thugs, chasing each other off, jealous and greedy and not willing to share their sugar water and space.
  I had some time to kill, so I got up and walked outside and sure enough, the UPS driver was right. My "Frank Akarti" (frakartii <g>) were starting to pop open. The morning was cool with the taste of a day that would heat up and feel good on a back in the garden, but it would be different in the nursery at work. I walked to the spot where the aster reached upwards and some curved and fell outside the bed towards the car parked behind them. As I looked at the early arrivers, I saw a glimpse of pink and there were struggling stems of pink obedient plants that I'd forgotten I'd tucked into the center of this bed in attempts to have something beside them blooming.
  The purple loosestrife has leaped out of this bed thankfully to settle happily in the clay soil and still cranks out blossoms on spent candelabra stems. I have tucked a nice little mum into the spot where the Cherokee rustic rudbeckia's finally bloomed themselves out in the cement planter. It's a nice touch with the burgandy and blood colored coleus that are now blooming with abandon. Tall spikes of flowers that the bees are so grateful for.
  When Mary Emma came to get her iris rhizomes she remarked that if I left the plants in the pots, the coleus would reseed for me next year. Guaranteed. I think I'll let them be and see how they do next year. And if they don't reseed, I can always plant something else in the pots anyway.
  I have tucked each iris into it's own individual pot with a stainless steel lable, writing on the outside of the pot and permanent ink written on the leaves of each fan. They were all knobby with new roots, healthy and ready for soil of any kind. They promise me images in a couple of years of their names. I can't wait to see Mother Earth. Nor can I wait to see Painted Clouds or Autumn Circus.
  Now I have a hankering for some colchicums to tuck under a few bushes for fall display. To find those radiata Lycoris (I prefer the redness of these spider like flowers over the pink, trumpet "Naked Ladies")
  I will write to you of an early fall day up here in Fairy Holler tomorrow. Tonight the cool breezes come thru the window's and my arms and legs are telling me it's time for jeans and a light long sleeve shirt. The evening sleep will be wonderful, going off to the happy sounds of crickets, and high piping toads and frogs singing. I watered the dry beds today so they will celebrate the unexpected moisture. Today I disturbed two toads under logs that I will place in a better spot for them to hide under during the daytime. They lept away with a sideways glance that spoke volumns to me "WELL! You made us a place and now your taking it away?????" The logs are pieces of Pawlonia that lay unattended on the close side of my deck where the debris had gathered from those fallen velvety leaves over this season. One can clean up a yard TOO much is seems.........tomorrow I will right my misdoings.
  posted on September 17, 2003, 8:39 pm
  Yes, the best screw I ever had was courtesy of a UPS driver. Definitely a much needed service in our town!
  posted on September 18, 2003, 4:54 am
  wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll hope it was a Phillip's screw instead of a straight head.............................madgardener always easy to confuse
  posted on September 19, 2003, 12:40 pm
  I'll never forget the UPS driver, whoever he was, who tossed a package containing a Chambered Nautilus up on my second floor porch. Needless to say, there was not much left of the nautilus when I opened the package. zemedelec
  ?? I don't claim to know much, but what is a Chambered Nautilus Z? madgardener
  posted on September 20, 2003, 1:19 am
  An ocean-going critter that looks like a squid stuck tail-first inside a flat snail shell. The shells are beautifully colored in a very nice blend of pastels. The fossil shells can be wildly patterened.
  On Fri, 19 Sep 2003 10:32:13 -0400, "Madgardener"
  thank you..................always willing to learn..<g>
  posted on September 21, 2003, 12:26 am
  << An ocean-going critter that looks like a squid stuck tail-first inside
  Also the subject of a now rather obscure poem that begins,
  "This is the ship of pearl, that, poets feign, Sails the uncharted main..."
  Actually, CN's do "sail"--fill some interior bladders with air and coast along in a fleet, which must be am interesting sight. If they feel endangered, they expel the air and sink. zemedelec