text: This morning, as I was unloading the dishwasher, it occurred to me I am down to three spoons. I have no idea how this happened, or where the spoons went. Lost in the dryer with the socks? Eloped with some ne’er-do-well forks? I’m truly perplexed by how my placesettings for 12 have dwindled to three, and since there are more than three living in my household, I guess we can never eat cereal, yogurt or ice cream all at the same time. Perhaps there’s a diet plan in there…I’ll keep you posted.