text: Dirty Old Town: Dream A Little Dream
  It looks like American's Sweetheart, Corey Haim, has finally raised enough cash selling his teeth on eBay to purchase an ad in Variety. And what's he selling this time? Himself. No, not in that way. He's done with the drugs and drinking (I guess the fifteenth time is a charm, as far as rehab goes) and wants to get back to work as the Corey Who Didn't Have A Weird Relationship With Jacko.
  As a longtime fan, I want to wish him the best of luck. I hope a kind and benevolent producer sees his ad, takes pity on the poor lad and finally greenlights that Prayer of the Rollerboys sequel we've all been waiting for.