text: "Thru the wonder of advanced technology & modern medicine, baseball & dog lovers around the world can now rest easy. There is only one Hank"
  LIVE on #Periscope: BREAKING: The #Hank1 press conference is about to get underway in Milwaukee. https://t.co/RkGqeSFEDM
  And now back to your regularly scheduled programming. The #CactusCrew is ready to take on the Mariners at 2:05pm CT. pic.twitter.com/Gkn5aNSg0f