text: KNEEL ! kneel before ZOD ! - Halo 4 Message Board for Xbox 360 - Page 4 - GameFAQs
  KNEEL ! kneel before ZOD !
  MagustheHagus 4 years ago#31
  I went 40-3 on BTB this topic is sorta mine now.
  Rasafarian 4 years ago#32
  I had a burrito for lunch, so I'm not sweating it either.
  jakethenoob 4 years ago#33
  What's so great about this? I went 34-4 a few days ago on complex with just a Light Rifle and DMR.
  Msheridan1990 4 years ago#34
  *adds tc to list of ppl on gfaqs i will betray til i get booted if theyre ever on my team in mm*
  From: esqueleto76 | #016
  From: esqueleto76 | #014
  I am a delusional player, I win under 40% of my matches and have a K/D of 1.04. Overall I am really bad
  Your attempts at humour will not save you. Maybe if you grovel in the mud, and beg for your life i might choose to be merciful. Until then, rest assured i shall continue to carve a path of superiority through the insects who stand before me.
  If we meet on the field of battle, i shall gift you with....20 seconds...for your impudence, in which to run to me, and humble yourself by kneeling at the boots of my Spartan. If you do this, i will still kill you, but i may spare the rest of your team.
  You beat me to it, I wanted to embarrass him too. We can take turns to 15-0!
  Jkickit 4 years ago#36
  Using the Scorpion doesn't count =p
  Jkickit 4 years ago#37
  Keep your gas away from me.
  solidlink247 4 years ago#38
  Wasn't Zod defeated by plastic wrap?
  esqueleto76 (Topic Creator)4 years ago#39
  INFIDELS !! i have returned ! I have had one of my worthless slaves watch this thread, and before he died foe my amusement, he reported that your faith was waning.
  You may rejoice, for i will be online this night, and you will all have the opportunity to die at my hands. If you wish to avoid the humiliation of a worthless death, then remember....30 seconds, my children. 30 seconds to huddle before my might, and kneel. Then i shall kill you swiftly.
  esqueleto76 (Topic Creator)4 years ago#40
  This topic gives me gas.
  You there......... You are obviously new to this thread, so i will allow you that insult. Let me explain the rules to you, so you may decide to join these creatures in kneeling to me.
  Rule 1: i do the funnies here.
  Rule 2: this is not a discussion, this is a celebration of my greatness at Halo.
  Rule 3: you may either choose to kneel to me.. in which case i will acknowledge your praise, and kill you swiftly. Or you can defy my will.. which will result in unpleasantness. And then death.
  Rule 4: if we meet in-game, please refer to the rules in the OP.
  Rule 5: you may now kneel.
  I impregnated your daughter, sir. Surely you wouldn't kill her baby daddy.
  You should have been telling her to get on her knees more.
  BUT NOT THIS ONE !! this ......insect will know fear before he dies.
  You will all watch, from your knees, as this creature is made to beg for forgivness from his better.