text: Millions of Americans still not weirded out by the Utah team being named "Jazz." — Camelot Magazine
  In an odd case of nobody seeming to notice how freaking weird it is that the team from Utah—Utah, of all things—is called "Jazz", millions of Americans today professed zero opinion about the fact that the Utah team, from the state of Utah, where Mitt Romney is running for senator with a good chance of winning ... that their basketball team is called the "Jazz," clearly a holdover from when they were the New Orleans Jazz: a crazy, insane thing that doesn't make any sense in this new location.
  Essentially people who say it are in some way increasing the absurdity. Everybody's talking about them like they're a real team when the main thing we should all be talking about how insane it is "Jazz." I mean, yes, they won last night, but who cares? Who cares?! Nobody should care! Does Utah even have jazz music? Do they even ... I just want to ... All you people are crazy!