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  A Fan's Perspective off another board
  Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by Fletch, Dec 10, 2005.
  Yes, the fate of the world is likely riding on the outcome of the Cowboys-Chiefs game...OUR world...2005-2006 COWBOYS World! If we lose, 2005-2006 Cowboys World will likely experience a rift in the very fabric of its time-space continuum. The disappointing past of the last several years could become the near future and the recently-seeming bright future could again dissolve into the depressing dissillusions of the recent past. Heck...Some portions of 2005-2006 Cowboys World could completely vanish from their cosmicly-assigned four-dimensional coordinates in The NFL Galaxy. However, If we win, 2005-2006 Cowboys World will get a reprieve...until the NEXT Inter-Stellar Armageddon, which would be immediately scheduled for...THE NEXT WEEK!
  There really is very little room for error in this upcoming War of The Worlds. The Romulans AKA The Chiefs will invade Texas Stadium with a vengeance! Albeit enigmatic in their defensive forces, they will come with a swift, powerful, skilled, & diverse array of offensive weaponry....Larry Johnson, a star in the making, quick and powerful, the kind of RB that can give even our elite defensive forces trouble. "Gonzo", no not the Muppet...the All-World TE...in reality a huge, sure-handed, perfect-route-running WR with the power and agility of an NBA Power Forward. Trent Green, the Almost-Star QB...not brilliant in style or execution, but steady and highly adept at taking full advantage of his offensive array.
  The Federation AKA The Dallas Cowboys will attempt to counter...nee...overcome these more-than-worthy invaders with one of the most stellar defensive forces in The NFL Galaxy...and...a talented, but inconsistently-performing cadre of offensive weapons that MUST play and be allowed to play at their full potential. The onus for that is squarely on the be-medaled shoulders of Admiral Bill Parcells, Captain Drew Bledsoe, Commanders Julius Jones, Terry Glenn, Keyshawn Johnson, and Jason Witten...with much support required from the Warp-Core Generators AKA The Offensive Line.
  As if this world-changing battle weren't enough, we will also have to monitor similar battles across The NFL Galaxy. Our world sits just one NFC East Sector battle-win behind the Giants, with the malevolent Klingons AKA The Redskins breathing down our necks. We're tied for a spot in the tournament that determines the LAST Armageddon, with the Falcons and the Vikings...The VIKINGS! Remember them? Those are the same Vikings that early in the season were written off by most...except for maybe winning the "LOVE BOAT" Championship. Well...THEY'RE BAAAAAAACKKKKKK!!!
  So, thus comes ARMAGEDDON! But we control our own destiny. Will 'The STARship Cowboys' battle on warp drive or on impluse engines? Will our phasers be set on STUN or on OBLITERATE? Can our shields hold against the atom-rending quantum-powered offensive onslaught of The Chiefs? In what dimension will our post-Apocalyptic 2005-2006 Cowboys World exist? We will soon find out. I don't know about you, but I like our chances. As The Terminator said...."The future is not set. We can change it!" ... That is if we CRYYYY HAVOC and LOOOOOOSE the Cowboys Dogs of War on The Chiefs!
  GO COWBOYS....PUHLEEEEEEASE!!!
  Fletch, Dec 10, 2005
  That very nearly made me vomit.
  By Ozzie...
  There is only one team that wears the emblem of the STAR fleet..........Only one team with the most ENTERPRIZING owner.............Only one team with 3 running backs capable of WARP speeds..........Only one team with a coach that can tell reporters THERE'S NO INTELLIGENT LIFE at this press confernce........Only one team that has the KEY to toe tappin touch downs.......Only one team that has BLEDSOE much for this victory..............only one team with a QB that can throw over the mountains and to the GLENN............Only one team that has the iron WILL(iams) to win this game.............Sure the Chiefs have some creatons on their team, but we have CRAYTON on ours................ALLEN all. I say we have the better offence................Only one team that has the B-Ware of D-WARE factor...............Only one team with the don' try to run outside or ELLIS factor...............Only one team that makes KLINGON tackles and please BEAM ME UP hits...........When Green shoots his arrows, we will nail him with SPEARS.............When the Chiefs shoot thier arrows we will take the point, but they will get THE SHAFT..............................REG in the future, when your doubting my Cowboys,............Dont be so PETITTIE or I'll have to take a GLOVE(r) upside
  That last part DID make me throw up in my mouth.
  dude is tripping man.
  lane, Dec 10, 2005
  A little too much Star Wars, perhaps? Or would that be Star Trek?
  Jimz31, Dec 10, 2005
  No offense, but Azriel is a doofus. That is the most dooftastic post I have ever seen. And I am a moderate Star Trek fan.
  Obviously, this person is suffering from a case of "trekitis nolifes".
  Silverstar, Dec 10, 2005
  I thought it was a great piece of creative writing myself. Obviously, according to the other respondents your creativity is wasted on this board. Great job.
  Rockytop6, Dec 10, 2005
  I wasn't paying attention to the credits and was giving you all the credit for the creative writing.