text: you and Shell in the same place today? I may just DIE of happiness...and this story..CLASSIC. Of Course a Dum Dum lollipop wrapper worked, but um, ouch, did it chafe? LOL
  thanks for having her here Shell, I swear you are two of my favorite people and her blog is the one place I go to just giggle.
  I love this story! It's proof that a woman should never clean out her purse. You never know when the junk in there will come in handy.
  I have followed Daffy forever and she always cracks me up..I especially love our emails over my comments on her blog. I can so picture you doing this.. my question is where was the wonder woman underoos dangit they would have been perfect, you could have used that lasso to grab tp from the next stall.
  Anyone that can turn using a dum dum sucker wrapper into an analogy for their approach on life is amazing. So happy to have found you Daffy.