text: Animals with Opinions: More Pain For the Human
  This could result in concussion, which might have unusual consequences, such as you being fed cat food, or other undignified incidents. I recommend placing the human in solitary confinement in a room lined with pillows. Ensure she is fed well. All this should pass.
  We are impressed Gerald, you are getting very compassionate and protective.If she does feed you cat food, we have plenty of hay here which we will swap with you.
  if she feeds me cat food i will indeed swap you for hay and some sweedish fish. i love those fish and she won't get me any. maybe if i put her in solitary i will feed her goat feed. might straighten her out!