text: Funny Xmas Quotes – Merry Christmas
  Funny Xmas Quotes Christmas is stressful. From shopping for the perfect gifts to cooking a feast for the family, it's surprising that people actually look forward to the holiday hustle and bustle.
  "There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?" -Conan O'Brien
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  "'Elf' has become this big holiday movie, and I remember running around the streets of New York in tights saying, 'This could be the last movie I ever make,' and I could never have predicted that it'd become such a popular film."
  "There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them." -P.J. O'Rourke
  "Merry Christmas, nearly everybody!" -Ogden Nash
  "Even before Christmas has said Hello, it's saying 'Buy Buy'."
  – Leslie "Les" Dawson, Jr.
  "Most of the soap operas always use the Christmas special to kill huge quantities of their characters. So they have trams coming off their rails, or cars slamming into each other or burning buildings. It's a general clean-out."
  "It may be a cliche, but it's true – the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself."