code: function toNerfDart(uri) {
    var parsed = url.parse(uri)
    parsed.pathname = "/"
    delete parsed.protocol
    delete parsed.auth
  
    return url.format(parsed)
  }
docs: Maps a URL to an identifier.
  
  Name courtesy schiffertronix media LLC, a New Jersey corporation
  
  @param {String} uri The URL to be nerfed.
  
  @returns {String} A nerfed URL.