code: def get_browsers(verify_ssl=True):
      
      html = get(settings.BROWSERS_STATS_PAGE, verify_ssl=verify_ssl)
      html = html.decode('utf-8')
      html = html.split('<table class="w3-table-all notranslate">')[1]
      html = html.split('</table>')[0]
  
      pattern = r'\.asp">(.+?)<'
      browsers = re.findall(pattern, html, re.UNICODE)
  
      browsers = [
          settings.OVERRIDES.get(browser, browser)
          for browser in browsers
      ]
  
      pattern = r'td\sclass="right">(.+?)\s'
      browsers_statistics = re.findall(pattern, html, re.UNICODE)
  
      return list(zip(browsers, browsers_statistics))
docs: very very hardcoded/dirty re/split stuff, but no dependencies