code: def cmd(send, *_):
      
      a = ["primary", "secondary", "tertiary", "hydraulic", "compressed", "required", "pseudo", "intangible", "flux"]
      b = [
          "compressor", "engine", "lift", "elevator", "irc bot", "stabilizer", "computer", "fwilson", "csl", "4506", "router", "switch", "thingy",
          "capacitor"
      ]
      c = [
          "broke", "exploded", "corrupted", "melted", "froze", "died", "reset", "was seen by the godofskies", "burned", "corroded", "reversed polarity",
          "was accidentallied", "nuked"
      ]
      send("because %s %s %s" % ((choice(a), choice(b), choice(c))))
docs: Gives a reason for something.
  
      Syntax: {command}