code: @Implementation
    protected static int writeEvent(int tag, Object... list) {
      if (list == null) {
        // This matches how the real android code handles nulls
        return writeEvent(tag, (String) null);
      }
      addEvent(new EventBuilder(tag, list).build());
      return Integer.BYTES + list.length * Integer.BYTES;
    }
docs: Writes an event log message, returning an approximation of the bytes written.