code: func (e FAbsolute) Stats() []string {
  	ret := make([]string, 0, len(e.Values))
  	for _, v := range e.Values {
  		ret = append(ret, fmt.Sprintf("%s:%g|a", e.Name, v))
  	}
  	return ret
  }
docs: // Stats returns an array of StatsD events as they travel over UDP