code: function bootstrap(item, prop, path) {
    if ( (path.split('node_modules').length > 2) || (path.slice(-4) == 'emit') || (item == require('util') && (prop=='format')) ) return;
    if (!item.hasOwnProperty(prop) || Object.getOwnPropertyDescriptor(item, prop).get) return;
    var original = item[prop];
    if (allFuncs.indexOf(original) !== -1) return;
    allFuncs.push(original);
    if (item[prop] instanceof Function) {
      infect(item, prop, path);
      if (item[prop].prototype) {
        bootstrap(item[prop], 'prototype', path+'.prototype');
      }
      for (var i in original) {
        if (!original.hasOwnProperty(i) || Object.getOwnPropertyDescriptor(original, i).get) return;
        item[prop][i] = original[i];
      }
    }
    if (item[prop] instanceof Object) {
      for (var i in item[prop]) {
        bootstrap(item[prop], i, path+'.'+i);
      }
    }
    return item;
  }
docs: Bootstrap recursively iterates through an item, infecting every Function