docs: def cmd(send, msg, args):
      """Microwaves something.
  
      Syntax: {command} <level> <target>
  
      """
      nick = args['nick']
      channel = args['target'] if args['target'] != 'private' else args['config']['core']['channel']
      levels = {
          1: 'Whirr...',
          2: 'Vrrm...',
          3: 'Zzzzhhhh...',
          4: 'SHFRRRRM...',
          5: 'GEEEEZZSH...',
          6: 'PLAAAAIIID...',
          7: 'KKKRRRAAKKKAAKRAKKGGARGHGIZZZZ...',
          8: 'Nuke',
          9: 'nneeeaaaooowwwwww..... BOOOOOSH BLAM KABOOM',
          10: 'ssh root@remote.tjhsst.edu rm -rf ~%s'
      }
      if not msg:
          send('What to microwave?')
          return
      match = re.match('(-?[0-9]*) (.*)', msg)
      if not match:
          send('Power level?')
      else:
          level = int(match.group(1))
          target = match.group(2)
          if level > 10:
              send('Aborting to prevent extinction of human race.')
              return
          if level < 1:
              send('Anti-matter not yet implemented.')
              return
          if level > 7:
              if not args['is_admin'](nick):
                  send("I'm sorry. Nukes are a admin-only feature")
                  return
              elif msg == args['botnick']:
                  send("Sorry, Self-Nuking is disabled pending aquisition of a Lead-Lined Fridge.")
              else:
                  with args['handler'].data_lock:
                      if target not in args['handler'].channels[channel].users():
                          send("I'm sorry. Anonymous Nuking is not allowed")
                          return
  
          msg = levels[1]
          for i in range(2, level + 1):
              if i < 8:
                  msg += ' ' + levels[i]
          send(msg)
          if level >= 8:
              do_nuke(args['handler'].connection, nick, target, channel)
          if level >= 9:
              send(levels[9])
          if level == 10:
              send(levels[10] % target)
          send('Ding, your %s is ready.' % target)