docs: def load_doge(self):
          """
          Return pretty ASCII Shibe.
  
          wow
  
          """
  
          if self.ns.no_shibe:
              return ['']
  
          with open(self.doge_path) as f:
              if sys.version_info < (3, 0):
                  if locale.getpreferredencoding() == 'UTF-8':
                      doge_lines = [l.decode('utf-8') for l in f.xreadlines()]
                  else:
                      # encode to printable characters, leaving a space in place
                      # of untranslatable characters, resulting in a slightly
                      # blockier doge on non-UTF8 terminals
                      doge_lines = [
                          l.decode('utf-8')
                          .encode(locale.getpreferredencoding(), 'replace')
                          .replace('?', ' ')
                          for l in f.xreadlines()
                      ]
              else:
                  doge_lines = [l for l in f.readlines()]
              return doge_lines