docs: def establish_rabbitmq_connection(rabbitmq_uri):
      """
      What it says on the tin.
  
      Input:  - rabbitmq_uri: A RabbitMQ URI.
  
      Output: - connection: A RabbitMQ connection.
      """
      userid, password, host, port, virtual_host, ssl = translate_rabbitmq_url(rabbitmq_uri)
  
      connection = Connection(userid=userid,
                              password=password,
                              host=host,
                              port=port,
                              virtual_host=virtual_host,
                              ssl=False)
  
      return connection