Task: Analyze the tweet's emotional connotations and classify it as either 'neutral or no emotion' or as one or more of the specified emotions (anger, anticipation, disgust, fear, joy, love, optimism, pessimism, sadness, surprise, trust) that best portray the tweeter's mental state.
Tweet: @MarianKeyes maybe he had constipation issues..? Not that I KNOW dates relieve such an affliction! No way jose!
This tweet contains emotions: 
joy, pessimism