Task: Evaluate the valence intensity of the tweeter's mental state based on the tweet, assigning it a real-valued score from 0 (most negative) to 1 (most positive).
Tweet: @NeoFundie @fitchest Ha. Right. I'm from San Jose, CA, and I was offended right there with you. Dave, go on a walk or something next time.
Intensity score: 
0.276