Here’s a rough transcript from memory of a call I actually had recently: Moronic scammer #1: Hello, I heard you were in a car accident that wasn’t your fault, is that right? Me: Yes, that’s right! Moronic scammer #1: Ok, please tell me what happened.
Hapa ni nakala mbaya kutokana na kumbukumbu ya wito mimi kwa kweli alikuwa hivi karibuni: moronic scammer # 1: Hello, nikasikia wewe walikuwa katika ajali ya gari kwamba halikuwa kosa yako, ni kwamba haki? Me: Ndiyo, hiyo ni haki! Moronic scammer # 1: Ok, tafadhali kuniambia nini kilichotokea.