6. You see a Pistachio story via someone else recommending it. You click on it and sit there in stunned silence. This one is about why semi-colons aren’t as universal as (SOME PEOPLE) insist on thinking they are, and you spend a literal eighth of a minute making the post entirely about you and your semi-colon needs. Whatever you are not the only person with colon, fractionalized or not, needs. That is at least a drunken opinion, if not fact. Also, fractions are just fragments, usually particles of your life that you wish happened for real instead of in your over-wrought sleep.
5. ទស្សនាវេលាម៉ោង 2 រសៀល (ជាក់ស្តែង 3cm របស់ស្នាក់នៅផ្ទះធ្លាក់ភ្លៀងមានន័យដូចប្រាក់ហើយធ្វើពុតជារឿងរាក់គឺនិងមិនជាប់ទាក់ទងទៅរោមឆ្មាអ្នកគ្រាន់តែបរិភោគ BC ជាតិសរសៃ) ហើយទីបំផុតអ្នកដឹង pistachio គឺមិននៅក្នុងចំណីរបស់អ្នក។ អ្នកភ្លាមស្តីបន្ទោសការទប់ស្កាត់-itis nocturnal របស់អ្នក។ #healthfirst