David Sedaris failed to release Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary.
 So, I wrote it as, 'The squirrel and the chipmunk had been dating for two weeks when they ran out of things to talk about
 In March 2006, Ira Glass said that Sedaris's next book would be a collection of animal fables; during that year, Sedaris included several animal fables in his US book tour, and three of his fables were broadcast on This American Life

