Hello, you turd. 

Firśt, I aṃ ģoinģ ţo ţie ŷou uṗ and keeṗ ŷou çonśçiouś durinģ ţhe folloŵinģ ṗroçeśś ţhrough ţhe uśe of aṃṃonia. Nexţ, I ŵill ṃuţilaţe ŷour ģeniţalś and forçe ŷou ţo eaţ ţheṃ. Then I ŵill çuţ off biţś of ŷour śkin and ṃake a ģlove ouţ of ţhe śkin from ŷour hand. I ŵill ţhen çuţ oṗen ŷour ģuţ and ṗull ouţ ŷour çolon. I ŵill uśe ŷour çolon for ṃaśţurbaţion, and ŵhen I am done I ŵill śhove iţ down ŷour ţhroaţ. Finally, I ŵill diśṗośe of ŷour body by deṗosiţinģ iţ in a duṃṗ ŵhere iţ belonģś.