You are a piece of Shiit 

You are a pissant little creatin, who has no purpose in life. You graduated from a thirdclass college, but that's better than your prosti mom who's uneducated. You can't earn a thousandth of what Sweet Briar Alums earn. I saw your face, you are sooo ugly! You could never get into or pass at Sweet Briar with your monkey's brain!