Dirty boy 

You are a dirty, dirty boy. Dirty boy. Come here to mommy and pull your wee-wee out. Pull it out further, stretch it out. Is that as far as it goes? Ok. Now hold it still while Mommy takes a puff off her glass pipe. Then Mommy is going to hold the pipe against the dirty boy's penis...it will hurt but its only because mommy loves her dirty little boy...hold still...