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 HOW DARE YOU, HOW DARE YOU KUBIGULA, HOW  DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! 

HOW DARE YOU DELETE BRILLIANT ARTICLE ON NILLIAM ""THE PHENOMENA"" TOWNSIRIS

I CAN SENSE A PRESENCE ABOUT YOU BOY, AN EVIL PRESENCE, MAY THE FORCE FROM THE SPIRIT OF A SEAHORSE UNLEASH THE EXPECTO PATRONUM UPON YOU, YOU MUST EXPRESS KINDNESS TO NILLIAM TOWNSIRIS, FOR HE IS OUR SAVIOUR, THE ANSWER TO OUR ULLILOQUITY. IF YOU AS SO MUCH BLINK WHEN READING THE NEXT ARTICLE, THEN YOU WILL JUST MISS OUT THERE TIGER."