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Your young age

I've figured out what makes you so ""interested"" in that donkey punch article.  It's your age.  You're a minor.  A child, in other words.  You're under one or both ages of majority in the United States, 18 or 21.  I suspect you are a high school student under 18.  Earlier, you claimed to be ""Steven Andrew Miller, a student living in Printer's Row, Chicago.""  Most university students advertise their university affiliations.  You didn't.  Makes me think you're a child.  So, just how young are you?  People should know whom their dealing with, so they don't get in trouble for using profanity to a child or insulting a child or saying negative things to a child or whatever is illegal with children nowadays.  It's problematic to deal with children on the internet, and you should put up a userbox indicating your age to avoid those problems.  "