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 Your Lie(s) About Me 

You wrote:
""Final Warning

Saying things like ""DC101 IS HIS FUCKING EMPLOYER!!!"" and ""Don't be a douche"" is a good way to get blocked....fast. Tone the language down...and pay attention. Greaseman ain't dead. If you continue, to add continued, now, lies to Wikipedia, I will report you to AIV and to your ISP, Verizon. Stop now, this is your final warning. - NeutralHomer • Talk ""

Yes, I did use the language (on a talk page) and if it will make the booboo feel better, I apologize.  But who doesn't enjoy a nice summer's eve?

BUT, you need to STOP LYING about me.  I never said the Greaseman was dead, only that his death had been reported by sources considered reliable by Wikipedia standards.  A little attention to detail on your part would be much appreciated, Eve.  Otherwise, perhaps it is I who shall report you.  Tell you what: you admit and retract your lie and I will consider the matter closed.  Fair?

Let's look at your odd writing style: ""If you continue, to add continued, now, lies to Wikipedia,""  Just what are you going for there?

I've never put a lie on Wikipedia, contrary to your assertion.  Anyone who lies about me can go screw.

Your threat to report me to my ISP (FOR WHAT, EVE?) is beyond pathetic.  Two pops for yes!! Report away."