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 DrachenFyre Vandalism of a Woman 

 has begun a campaign to actively get rid of his virginity, and if he somehow succeeds in this million to one shot, he will vandalize a poor woman, as well as greatly disappoint her.  Whilst the issue of DrachenFyre’s ""uselessness"" has been addressed by his bedroom being full of Power Ranger toys and sticky tissues, DrachenFyre has taken it upon himself to think he has a shot, he needs to know the truth.  Please review his loserness and decide.  Thank you.  "