You really are a wanker. Honestly, I sit here and expose myself metaphorically speaking to a conciliation, but all you can do is ignore me. Sir, not only do you constantly assume bad faith, you abuse your powers as an admin in terms of venting your privately held sexual frustrations in dealing with other peoples work. You also advertise blatantly on your userpage, an offence I brought up before but which you remarkably labeled 'vandalism'. Several of your articles do not cite sources, therefore not establishing notability in the field they claim to represent. 

Your response to all of this will be of course to 'remove this' as vandalism. To that I say to you, you are pathetic. You are a cretin. Only by replying to me will I stop. Sir, I am a reasonable man but your constant incivility is driving me over to the edge. Already I have made legal challanges to your position here; You may consider me to be a troll, but I am a long gone editor, wanting to drag you down like the slimeball you are. You are the kind of fucking imbecile which is dragging this place down to its knees. When will you learn that it is common fucking human decency to reply to somebody when they approach you with a genuine question. 

What do you say?