Ka taƙaita labarin:  (CNN) Da farko Raymond Goldstein ya yi tunanin cewa ya karɓi imel ɗin banza. Saƙon da aka aika wa masanin kimiyyar lissafi na Jami'ar Cambridge ya nemi taimako wajen yin bincike a kan yadda gashi yake aiki, musamman ma yadda ake yin wutsiyar doki. Goldstein ya yi tunanin cewa ya "ci caca a Najeriya". A shirye yake ya danna sharewa, ya sake zagayawa cikin sakon sau daya kuma ya gano cewa daga kamfanin Unilever ne mai sayar da kayayyakin masarufi na duniya. Da yake yana son ya sani, sai ya haɗu da wani wakilin kamfanin, kuma abin da ya rage, kamar yadda suke faɗa, tarihi ne. Da ya tara wata ƙungiyar masana kimiyyar lissafi, Goldstein ya fara nazarin batun, ya wallafa binciken da suka yi a cikin wata mujalla da aka duba. Ya yi bayani dalla-dalla game da yadda gashi yake gudana, ya kuma yi amfani da bayanan da masana kimiyya suka yi tun daga zamanin Da Vinci. Har ma sun ƙirƙiri sabon kalma: hairodynamics. Ba da daɗewa ba masana kimiyya suka soma lura da wannan, kuma a cikin shekara guda suka sami lambar yabo ta Nobel. Kyautar Ig Nobel, wannan shi ne. Wani dan uwan satirical ga kyautar da aka fi girmamawa ta Sweden, Ig Nobel yana neman ya haskaka bincike wanda da farko ya sa ka dariya, sannan ya sa ka yi tunani. A wannan shekarar ne suka cika shekaru 25 da kafa su, don haka wane lokaci ne mafi kyau da za a yi bikin gudunmawar Ig Nobels ga al'ummar masu bincike? Kowace shekara dubbai suna fafatawa don kyaututtukan - "koyaushe ana samo su daga kayan arha" a cewar wanda ya kafa Marc Abrahams - wanda aka gudanar a Jami'ar Harvard. Bikin shine bathos a mafi kyau. Masu cin nasara suna karɓar kyaututtukan su daga ainihin masu karɓar kyautar Nobel, amma jawabai suna taƙaitawa ta hanyar yarinyar da ke kuka tana bayyana rashin jin daɗinta. Kowace shekara 'yan wasa na ƙwararrun mawaƙa da masana kimiyya suna yin ƙaramin opera. Na shekarar da ta gabata an saita shi zuwa Mozart kuma ya ƙunshi ƙungiyar mawaƙa ta ƙwayoyin cuta. Masu karɓar da suka gabata sun haɗa da wani mutum wanda ya yi ado kamar beyar polar don tsoratar da reindeer da kuma nazarin necrophilia na luwadi tsakanin mallard ducks (wanda Abrahams ya yaba da "babban ingancin adabi"). Koyaya, ba duk masu nasara bane zasu iya samun irin wannan babban yabo na kimiyya. Ig Nobels sun rataye Gwamnatin Amurka a shekara ta 2012, suna ba su lambar yabo don wallafe-wallafe "don bayar da rahoto...
Kyautar Ig Nobel za ta yi bikin cika shekaru 25 a watan Satumba na wannan shekarar. Wadanda suka lashe kyaututtukan satirical da suka gabata sun ci gaba da lashe kyautar Nobel ta gaske.