Ka taƙaita labarin:  Wani mai cin mutane yana yawo a kan titin Downing! A kan dubawa mafi kyau ya zama mai gabatar da ITV Susanna Reid yana ganawa (ko kuma cinyewa) Firayim Minista don karin kumallo. Flap flap. (Abubuwa masu kyau) Gashin ido na Reid ya yi ta fure kamar fuka-fukan malam buɗe ido da aka kama a tagar taga. Ta yi ihu har sai da leɓunanta suka yi zafi fiye da na Louis Armstrong bayan dare a kan toots. Sai ta ciji alkalami <unk> grrrrr! Shades na Liz Hurley a daya daga cikin ta leotarded Jungle-vamp matsayin. Ya Allahna, ganawar siyasa ta yi nisa tun lokacin Sir Robin Day da bowtie dinsa. Watsa shirye-shiryen safiyar jiya, ba da gangan ba, wasan kwaikwayo ne na babban tsari. Ya tabbatar da Miss Reid a matsayin magaji ga marigayi Kenny Everett. Gungura ƙasa don bidiyo. Mista Cameron ya yi saurin cin abincin rana na sardines da mayonnaise a kan toast a cikin ɗakin dafa abinci na zamani na gidansa na Downing Street. An rufe firiji na karfe irin na Amurka da hotunan dangi da haruffa na magnetic yayin da ɗakunan ke tattare da tarin cokali da kwanon rufi mai walƙiya. Yana da wani hali da ake kira Cupid Stunt, wani glammed-up TV dolly wanda zai ɗaga dukan backside daga kujera a lõkacin da ta ƙetare ta thighs. Cupid yakan yi kururuwa cewa ana yin komai ne "a cikin mafi kyawun dandano na PAHSSIBLE". Oh, Susanna, za mu yi yarinyar Windmill daga gare ku tukuna. A cikin wannan Scarlett da Rhett har yanzu suna da ku da PM, kun mallake shi, baby. Kuma daga baya idanunku ba za su kunyata tallan Andrex ba. Mista Cameron, za mu kammala, yana kan wani sirri talla tura. Haka kuma sauran shugabannin jam'iyyar. Sai dai masu saurin saurin saurin tashar tashar jiragen ruwa za su iya gujewa kwanakin nan wasu sabon fushi game da dandano daga manyan 'yan siyasa. Tsabtace-tsabtace: Firayim Minista a kan firiji tare da wasu giya a kan nuni. Akwai wani kwalban a kan benci. Gidan ajiya yana adana man zaitun, kayan yaji kuma - abin mamaki - abin da ya zama salatin. Aikin Firayim Minista ba ya karewa: Yin aikinsa na takarda a tsakanin buroshin hakora na yara, bututun goge baki da kuma fakitin Weetabix. Milibands, Mrs da clunky Mr, sun fito a kan labaran BBC na sauran...
David Cameron ya yarda a saka masa kyamara a jikinsa don yin bidiyo. Ya ba mu damar ganin yadda ake yin tafiya a matsayin Firayim Minista a lamba 10. Fim din ya gan shi yana shan mayonnaise daga cokali kuma yana yin sardines a kan toast. Lokacin da ya bude firiji mun ga'yan kwalba na ruwan inabi. Susanna Reid ta yi hira da shi a gida don ITV a jiya da safe.