Soo koob maqaalka:  waxaa laga soo eryay shaqada kadib markii uu garaacey soo saare TV-ga ah kadib markii uusan helin cunto kulul. anigoo ku qiimeynaya liiska waxyaabaha qaaliga ah ee ka danbeeya qolka Jeremy Clarkson iyo xayeysiiyayaashiisa Top Gear Live, waxay u muuqataa mucjiso inuusan horey u weerarin. Liiska saddexda bog ayaa la soo bandhigay ka dib markii soo saaraha BBC-da Oisin Tymon, oo dareemay cadhada Clarkson, uu sheegay inuusan dooneynin inuu dacwad soo oogo. Hoos u rog fiidiyowga. Codsiyada aadka u gaarka ah waxaa ka mid ah in ka badan 20 dhalo oo khamri ah, sida Veuve Clicquot Champagne, Cloudy Bay Pinot Noir iyo Sauvignon Blanc. Sidoo kale waxaa loo baahan yahay Chateau Leoube rosé ama wax u dhigma taas oo <unk> ku adkaysata Clarkson - waa inay ahaato <unk> cad cad... sida ugu wanaagsan koonfurta Faransiiska.<unk> Haddii ay dhacdo iney dhamaato, waxay dalbadaan labo doosin oo dhalooyin oo ah biirka Peroni, Bombay Sapphire gin iyo tonic, baraf iyo liin, dhamaantoodna waxay ku jiraan qaboojiyaha ama qolka qaboojiyaha oo leh ugu yaraan afar shelf. Cabitaankooda waa in lagu adeegaa miisaska dharka wanaagsan lagu daboolay, halka fadhiga waa in la siiyaa "meel ku filan oo ay ku fadhiistaan lix qof, mid ka mid ahna waa 6ft 3in oo jecel inuu jiifsado". Xiddigaha ayaa sidoo kale ku adkeysanaya mashiinka kafeega ee Nespresso oo leh qalab caano ah oo caano ah, khal balsamic, Dove deodorant, wax timo ah, <unk> qashin qurux badan <unk> iyo taagan jaakad <unk> <unk> MAYA tareen! <unk> Isku soo wada duuboo, waxaa jira qiyaastii 120 shey oo kala duwan oo ku taxan qolka cagaaran ee Clarkson, Richard Hammond iyo James May ay u isticmaalaan inay ku nastaan inta lagu jiro nasashada ka dib martigelinta dhacdooyinka Top Gear Live, oo ka dhaca garoomada ku yaal Boqortooyada Midowday iyo dibedda, kana gooni ah bandhigga TV-ga BBC. Qolalka - inta badan cabbirka qolka hoteelka - waa in lagu rakibay rooga haddii aysan jirin roogayaal, iftiin jilicsan, TV leh nidaam ku hadla oo wanaagsan iyo Sky Sports iyo filimada, filimada kala duwan ee DVD-ga iyo dhirta cagaaran - sida ugu fiican bamboo. Clarkson waxa uu ku adkaysanayaa in uu iibsado kartoonka Marlboro Lights iyo sidoo kale baakadaha Camels iyo Marlboro Menthol Lights. Isku soo wada duuboo, waxaa jira ku dhawaad 120 shey oo kala duwan oo ku taxan qolka cagaaran ee Clarkson, Richard Hammond iyo James May ay u isticmaalaan inay ku nastaan inta lagu jiro nasashada ka dib martigelinta dhacdooyinka Top Gear Live. Waxayna u dhaqaaqday si...
Waxyaabaha raaxada ah ee ka danbeeya daaqadaha ee uu dalbaday Jeremy Clarkson iyo marti-geliyeyaashiisa bandhigyada Top Gear Live ayaa la shaaciyay. Liiska saddexda bog ee liiska waxaa ku jira in ka badan 20 dhalo oo khamri ah, sida Veuve Clicquot Champagne iyo Sauvignon Blanc. Haddii ay dhacdo in ay dhamaato, waxay dalbadaan laba doosan oo dhalo oo ah biirka Peroni, Bombay Sapphire gin, tonic iyo baraf. Khamriga waxaa lagu cabbi karaa miisaska dharka wanaagsan lagu daboolay, kuwa soo bandhigayaana waa inay ku yaalliin meel u dhow Makda-donalds.