Soo koob maqaalka:  Murashaxii hore ee madaxweynaha Jamhuuriga Mitt Romney wuxuu ku jeesjeesay jaceylka Barack Obama ee ku aaddan golf, emaylka Hillary Clinton iyo xitaa wuxuu ka wada hadlay One Direction ee Tonight Show. Wareysiga uu siiyay Jimmy Fallon, Romney wuxuu la hadlay'muuqaalkiisa' muraayada wuxuuna ku kaftamay madaxweynaha iyo isku daygiisii fashilmay ee ahaa inuu gaaro Aqalka Cad. Horraantii sanadkan Romney wuxuu ku dhawaaqay inuusan mar kale u tartami doonin madaxweynaha, taasoo siineysa awood buuxda wareysiga. Hoos u rog fiidiyowga. Wareysiga Jimmy Fallon ee Tonight Show, Mitt Romney wuxuu ku kaftamay madaxweyne Obama. Romney wuxuu iska dhigayey in uu naftiisa la hadlayo muraayada martida loo yahay Jimmy Fallon. Obama waxa uu ciyaaray in ka badan 200 oo wareeg oo golf ah intii uu madaxweyne ahaa - waa arrin uu Romney ku kaftamay wareysiga. Isaga oo tixraacaya tartankiisa dambe ee samafalka ee ka dhanka ah Evander Holyfield, Romney wuxuu ku qoslay: 'Waxaan u maleynayaa inaysan ahayn markii ugu horreysay ee aan ku luminno nin madow ah' Fallon, oo iska dhigaya inuu yahay Romney muraayadda, wuxuu furay isagoo weydiinaya Romney dhabta ah inuu diyaar u yahay wareysiga weyn. 'Hagaag, xaqiiqdii xoogaa waan ka walwalsanahay,' ayuu qirtay Romney. Jimmy waxa laga yaaba in uu i waydiiyo sababta aanan madaxweynaha ugu tartamin. Maxaan dhahaa? U sheeg in aad ku raaxaysato xoriyadaada. Waad fariisan kartaa, waad nasan kartaa, waad ciyaari kartaa golf, waxaad fasax u aadi kartaa markasta oo aad rabto, 'Fallon ayaa sidaa ku yiri Romney. 'Aka, madaxweyne ma noqon karaa?' Romney ayaa kaftan sameeyay. Obama - oo uu ku jees jeesay xiddiga kubbadda koleyga ee Michael Jordan oo uu ku tilmaamay inuu yahay 'hack' koorsada - wuxuu ciyaaray in ka badan 200 wareeg oo golf ah tan iyo markii uu soo galay Aqalka Cad. Romney wuxuu ku kaftamay in Zayn uu ka tagay kooxda One Direction isagoo ku sheegay in ay tahay mid ka mid ah'arimaha muhiimka ah ee horyaala umadan'Romney wuxuu iska indha tiray wareegyada badan ee golfka ee Obama uu ciyaaray tan iyo markii uu galay Aqalka Cad. Romney ayaa ka dibna ka hadlay dagaalkiisa soo socda oo uu la yeelanayo horyaalkii hore ee feerka culus, Evander 'The Real Deal' Holyfield. Romney wuxuu rabay in uu xaqiijiyo in aysan waalanayn in ay garoonka la galaan...
Romney, oo aan u tartami doonin madaxtinimada, wuxuu kaftamay jaceylka Obama ee golfka. Waxa kale oo uu ku jees jeesay emailada Mrs. Clinton iyo 'arrinta muhiimka ah' ee Zayn ka tagida 1D. Markii aan la ciyaarayay Eva Holyfield, waxay tiri'ma ahan markii ugu horeysay ee aan ka badiyo nin madow' Romney oo garaacaya horyaalkii hore ee tartanka culus ee Holyfield si uu u siiyo deeq sadaqo ah 15-ka May.