Soo koob maqaalka:  Xoghayaha guud ee wasaaradda maaliyada ayaa lagu qabtay kaamirada isagoo cabaya cabitaan ay la socdaan gabadh heer sare ah. Laakiin nasiib xumo dadka is aflagaadeeya, kulankii nasiibka ahaa ee dhexmaray Danny Alexander iyo Brooke Magnanti <unk> oo si fiican loogu yaqaanay magaceedii hore ee Belle de Jour <unk> wuxuu ahaa mid aan waxba galabsan. Labada qof ayaa lagu qabtay Bar One oo ku taal Inverness Jimcihii iyada oo qayb ka ah xafladda Nip, oo u dabaaldegaysa gin iyo whiskeys ee Highlands. Xoghayaha Maaliyada Danny Alexander oo sawirkiisa laga helay isagoo la cabaya gabadha loo yaqaano Brooke Magnanti. Mr. Alexander waxaa lagu sawiray Ms. Magnati - oo sidoo kale loo yaqaano Belle de Jour - xafladda Nip. Waxay imaaneysaa xilli David Cameron uu wajahay kacdoon sii kordhaya xalay ololihiisa doorashada guud ee 'flat-footed'. Xildhibaano dhowr ah ayaa farta eedaynta ku fiiqay ra'iisul wasaaraha doorashada Australia ee Lynton Crosby. Wasiirkii hore ee Conservative-ka ayaa dhaleeceeyay fariinta 'Dickensian' ee George Osborne ee ku saabsan 'Austerity Britain'. Calaamadaha ugu horeeya ee isbedelka Tory ayaa soo ifbaxay ka dib markii codbixintii usbuucii la soo dhaafay ay soo jeedisay in halkii ay ka tagi lahayd shaqada, sida hoggaamiyeyaasha Tory ay filayeen, shaqada ayaa wax yar ka horreysa. Inkastoo aysan hoos u dhicin culeyska weerarada culus ee Tory, hoggaamiyaha shaqada Ed Miliband qiimeyntiisa ayaa soo hagaagtay. Xildhibaan Brian Binley oo ka mid ah xildhibaanada xisbiga Conservative-ka ee haatan howlgabka ah ayaa si cad u yiri: "iyadoo ololaha doorashada uu si fiican u socdo, Mr Cameron wuxuu u muuqdaa mid wali taagan oo ka fogaanaya, ku dhawaad sida daawadayaasha oo kale". Wuxuu intaa ku daray: 'Cagaheena oo siman oo curyaan ah, waxaan horey u eegnay sidii inaan u ordayno si aan ula qabsanno.'
Madaxa Xoghayaha Maaliyada oo la qabtay isagoo la cabaya gabadh casri ah. Kulankii Belle de Jour iyo Danny Alexander wuxuu ahaa mid aan waxba galabsan. Labadooda waxaa laga soo qabtay Bar One oo ku yaalla Inverness Jimcihii xafladdii Nip.