Soo koob maqaalka:  Waa calaamad muujinaysa in siyaasiyiinta intooda badan ay bixin lahaayeen gacantooda midig si ay u helaan <unk> iyo cadeynta ah in Boris Johnson uu mar uun u tartami karo hogaamiyaha xisbiga Tory, wuxuu leeyahay codka dumarka. Duqa magaalada London ayaa shalay dhunkasho weyn ka helay dhabankiisa midig codbixiye aad u xamaasad badan isagoo ka caawiyay asxaabtiisa ololaha doorashada ee Ramsgate. Markii uu gaadhiga sii fuulay baabuurkiisa, waxaa lagu arkay calaamado cadcad oo wajigiisa kale ah. Hoos u rog fiidiyowga. Boris Johnson waxa lagu soo dhaweeyay si wanaagsan Ramsgate waxa uuna ka cararay isaga oo calaamado lipstick ah ku leh jilibkiisa. Mr Johnson wuxuu helay dhunkasho aad u xiiso badan - taageerada dumarka ee duqa magaalada Tory ma muujineyso calaamad muujinaysa hoos u dhac. Labo gabdhood oo dhalinyaro ah ayaa sawir la qaaday Mr Johnson xilli uu ku guda jiray ololihiisa doorashada ee London shalay. Mr. Johnson ayaa mar kale sawir qaadey isagoo la jooga taageere da'yar, ka hor inta uusan u soo bixin waddooyinka Ramsgate, Kent. Boris Johnson ayaa shalay horkacayay Tory weyn oo ku soo duushay Nigel Farage barxadiisa gadaal markii ay ku soo duuleen <unk> oo ay dhunkadeen <unk> taageerayaasha kursiga halka hogaamiyaha Ukip uu rajeynayo inuu noqdo xildhibaan. Duqa magaalada London ayaa isugu soo baxay waddooyinka magaalada Ramsgate, isaga oo ku faanay in codbixinta ay u muuqato mid u janjeedho xisbiga Tories. Ka dib markii uu booqday dukaamada oo uu cunay baraf, Mr Johnson wuxuu sheegay inuu si qoto dheer oo xamaasad leh u rajeynayo inuu ka hortago Mr Farage inuu ku guuleysto kursiga bartilmaameedka ah ee Koonfurta Thanet. Mr Farage wuxuu ku dhaartay inuu iska casili doono hogaanka Ukip haddii uu ku guuldareysto inuu ku guuleysto kursiga, halkaas oo Tories ay difaacayaan aqlabiyad 7,600. Kadib markii codbixiyayaasha qaarkood ay soo jeediyeen inuu halgan geli karo, Ukip waxay xoojisay ilaha ay ku leedahay kursiga Kent. Laakiin Tories waxay rajeynayaan inay ku baaqaan dadka taageera xisbiyada kale ee doonaya inay joojiyaan Ukip inay 'na codeeyaan oo ay madaxa ka jaraan masaska'. Mr Johnson ayaa shalay ku adkeystay in codbixiyayaashu ay ogyihiin in kaliya xisbiga Tories uu xaqiijin karo dib u soo kabashada: "Waxaa jira khatar dhab ah oo ah in xisbiyada kale ay si qalad ah dadka ugu qancin karaan inay jirto ikhtiyaar kale". Isaga oo uu garab joogo Craig Mackinlay oo ka tirsan xisbiga Tory, Mr Johnson wuxuu cuni jiray barafka oo uu ku labisan jiray dharka xisbiga Tory, wuxuu la sheekaysan jiray dadka deegaanka ee fadhiya bannaanka baararka, wuxuuna qaybin jiray warqado. Markii laga soo saaray...
Duqa magaalada London ayaa dhunkasho ka helay taageere dumar ah waxaana ka hadhay calaamadii lipstick. Mr Johnson ayaa ku booriyay codbixiyayaasha inay ka hortagaan Farage inuu qabto kursiga South Thanet. Booqashadii Ramsgate wuxuu ku faanay in codbixinta ay u soo jeesatay dhanka Tories. Waxa uu sheegay in uu si qoto dheer oo xamaasad leh u rajeynayo in uu ka hortago Farage inuu guuleysto.