Soo koob maqaalka:  Laga soo bilaabo David Cameron iyo Nick Clegg oo fadhiya Gogglebox sofa ilaa Ed Miliband oo Kate Winslet ka dhigaya Titanic, kuwani waa qaar ka mid ah xasuusta ugu fiican ee la soo dhigay iyadoo la tixraacayo doodaha hogaamiyaasha. Sawirro kale ayaa muujinaya hoggaamiyaha xisbiga Scottish National Nicola Sturgeon oo wajiga ka muujinaya shaki, iyo Mr. Miliband oo ka sarreeya heesaha London ee Plan B, oo soo saaray wicitaan ah "iigu kaalay bruv". Tani waxaa loo maleynayaa inay tixraac u tahay sida hoggaamiyaha shaqada uu farriin toos ah ugu diray Ra'iisul Wasaaraha, isagoo leh: 'David, haddii aad u maleyneyso in doorashadani ay ku saabsan tahay hoggaanka, markaa igu dood mid-mid-mid.' Hogaamiyaha Labour: Mr Miliband ayaa ka sarreeya heesaha London ee Plan B, isagoo ku baaqaya 'i soo booqo bruv' Daawashada guriga: Ra'iisul Wasaare David Cameron iyo ku xigeenkiisa Nick Clegg ayaa ka sarreeya Christopher Steed iyo Stephen Webb, laba nin oo ka yimid Brighton oo ka muuqda taxanaha Channel 4 Gogglebox. Muuqaal soo jiidasho leh? Mr. Miliband waxaa la socday hal sawir oo leh qoraalka 'ila dood sida mid ka mid ah gabdhahaaga Faransiiska ah' - tixraac markii Rose ay weydiisato Jack 1997 filimka Titanic inuu 'i sawirayo sida mid ka mid ah gabdhahaaga Faransiiska ah' 'La dagaallama, b****': Hogaamiyaha Labour wuxuu farriin toos ah u diray Ra'iisul Wasaaraha, isagoo leh: 'David, haddii aad u maleyneyso in doorashadani ay ku saabsan tahay hoggaanka, ka dib igala dooda hal-hal-hal' Arrinta layaabka leh: Shanta hoggaamiye ee xisbi ee ka qayb qaatay dooda ayaa lagu meeleeyay meelaha Mighty Morphin Power Rangers ee muuqaal kale - in kasta oo Mr. Farage uu ka dambeeyay Ranger Black, Zack Taylor. Sawirada waxaa lagu dhiirrigeliyay dood uu ku arkay Mr Miliband oo ka digay inuusan awoodda lahaan doonin isaga oo aan bidix u dhaqaaqin, sida Miss Sturgeon u sheegtay inuusan "ku filneyn" inuu awoodda ku guuleysto kaligiis. Wuxuu qaatay xulasho halis sare leh si uu ula muuqdo hogaamiyaha SNP, Nigel Farage ee Ukip, hogaamiyaha Green Natalie Bennett iyo Plaid Cymru's Leanne Wood - laakiin David Cameron iyo Nick Clegg way ka fogaadeen. Ra'iisul Wasaaraha iyo ku xigeenkiisa ayaa sidaas darteed lagu soo rogay Christopher Steed iyo Stephen Webb, laba nin oo ka yimid Brighton oo ka faallooda TV-ga taxanaha Channel 4 Gogglebox. Waxay...
Hogaamiyaha xisbiga Shaqaalaha Ed Miliband ayaa ka sarreeya heesaha heesaha ee London Plan B. Dhamaan shanta hogaamiye waxay noqdeen Power Rangers, laakin Nigel Farage ayaa ah mid aan caadi aheyn. David Cameron iyo Nick Clegg oo sawirkoodu ka muuqdo iyagoo Gogglebox ku daawaday fadhiga. Boostada Miliband waxay is barbar dhigtaa Kate oo Jack ka codsanaysa inuu ku sawiro Titanic.