Soo koob maqaalka:  Maadaama uu yahay Wasiirka Maaliyada, George Osborne wuxuu isticmaalaa qaabab cusub si uu u helo lacagta cashuur bixiyeyaasha si uu u nadiifiyo yaraanta. Mr. Osborne wuxuu maanta waji ka waji la kulmay Henry Hoover dhabta ah <unk> dadkuna ma awoodi karaan inay ogaadaan inay jirto isku ekaansho la yaab leh oo ay la leeyihiin madaxa ololaha doorashada ee Tory. Chancellor-ku wuxuu la kulmay ninka guryaha nadiifiyey ee ay iskula dhaqmayeen ololaha doorashada ee Somerset, halkaas oo lagu soo bandhigay warshadda ay ku shaqeeyaan mashiinada. Waxaa layaab leh in madaxweyne George Osborne uu la kulmay George Hoover intii uu ku guda jiray ololihiisa doorashada ee West Country. Nooca buluugga ah ee sumadda caanka ah ee 'vacuum', oo sidoo kale shaamboo ku sameeya roogaha, ayaa la soo bandhigay intii uu Mr Osborne booqday warshadda Numatic ee Chard, Somerset. Mr Osborne waxa uu u muuqday in uu ku faraxsan yahay Henry Hoover isaga oo la hadlaya shaqaalaha khadka wax soo saarka. Mr. Osborne ayaa la arkay isaga oo ka baxsanaya ka dib markii uu sawirro la qaatay noocyada caanka ah ee dharka dharka. Dadkii goobjoogayaasha ahaa ma aysan awoodin inay ogaadaan isku ekaanshaha cajiibka ah ee u dhexeeya qalabka nadiifinta balaastigga ee qosolka leh <unk> iyo Chancellor. Mr. Osborne waxaa warshadda ku soo bandhigay shaqaale Inga Ciplyte, oo 29 jir ah, kana soo jeeda Exeter, isaga oo horumarinaya qorshaha dowladda ee abuurista kumanaan shaqooyin cusub. Xoghayaha ayaa bartiisa Twitter-ka ku ammaanay warshadda Henry the Hoover, isagoo ku qoray: 'Waxyaabaha weyn ee Ingiriiska laga sameeyo halkan Chard oo loo dhoofiyo adduunka oo dhan.' David Cameron waxaa horey ugu biiray xiddiga TV-ga Karren Brady si uu u iftiimiyo heshiisyo taxane ah oo lala galayo ganacsiyada waaweyn si loo abuuro 16,000 oo shaqo cusub shanta sano ee soo socota. Gudoomiyaha xisbiga Conservative-ka oo ka mid ah xiddigaha Lord Sugar ee ku jira barnaamijka The Apprentice, ayaa ku biiray Ra'iisul Wasaaraha Costa Coffee - ka dib markii ay ku dhawaaqeen qorshe ay ku qaadanayaan 6,000 oo dhalinyaro ah oo qayb ka ah ballanqaadka Tories ee ah in la ciribtirayo shaqo la'aanta dhalinyarada. Baroness Brady, oo sidoo kale ah safiirka ganacsiga yaryar ee dowladda, ayaa sheegtay in tababarka ay "beddeshay" nolosha dadka oo hadda la ixtiraamo in ka badan sidii hore. Horaantii Mr. Osborne wuxuu isku dayay in uu noqdo makaanik isaga oo la kulmay ardayda tababarka ah ee garaashka Hawkins ee u dhow St...
Mr Osborne waxaa lagu soo bandhigay warshada Henry Hoover ee Chard. Chancellor waxa uu la kulmay ninka ay isku muuqdaan markii uu joojiyay ololaha doorashada Somerset. Wasiirka Tory wuxuu soo bandhigay qorshaha tababarka ee xukuumadda.