Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Apo mapoka okuyamura akagamuchira runhare runoti'mumwe munhu' akanga arohwa nemotokari muEssex, vakatumira amburenzi mbiri nokukurumidza kunonunura. Asi motokari dzacho dzakadzokera kunzvimbo yokugara pashure penguva shomanene apo munhu akanga afona akazivisa kuti'munhu akafa' akanga ari chaizvoizvo chikara chakanga chadhamburwa muEpping Forest. Mushumo wacho unongova rutivi rwerondedzero refu yakabudiswa nebasa reamburenzi reEast of England rinorondedzera kudana kwaro kunoshamisa zvikurusa, uye kunotsamwisa. Maamburenzi maviri akatumirwa kuEpping Forest pashure pokunge mumwe munhu afona akaudza vashandi kuti'mumwe munhu' akanga adonhedzwa, asi'munhu' wacho akazova chinyavada. Mumwe murume akati akanga adonhedza burger rake uye rakanga 'richibuda ropa.' Mumwezve akabva kune mumwe munhu aiita mutambo wokufara muBasildon, Essex, uyo akati 'Ndadonhedza burger rangu uye riri kubuda ropa,' nepo mumwe mukadzi wechitatu muChelmsford, akafonera 999 kuti anoshuma kuti 'Ndadya zvokudya zvakawanda zvokutora.' Basa racho rakati rinogamuchira runhare rwakaita 2,500 zuva roga roga, uye mumakore maviri apfuura rakatarisana ne1 248 dzakanga dzisingadi rubatsiro rwechimbichimbi. Vashandi vomutsetse wokutanga vakateerera inenge hafu yezviziviso zvenhema, vachifunga kuti dzaiva nhamo chaidzoidzo. Uyewo pane mumwe mukadzi anobva kuShoeburyness akadana kuti ataure kuti akanga avharirwa panze, nepo mumwe murume anobva kuPeterborough akadana kuti ataure kuti tsoka dzake dzakanga dzichimurwadza pashure pokunge apfeka shangu dzaiva duku zvikuru. MuHitchin, Hertfordshire, mumwe murume akaudza vashandi ve999 kuti: 'Ndave ndichiita zvokurara uye ndinonzwa ndisina simba.' Gary Morgan, Mutungamiriri weRegional Head of Emergency Operations Centres, akakumbira vanhu kuti vashandise pfungwa dzakanaka pavanenge vachifona, achiwedzera kuti kufona kusina kururama kana kuti kwenhema kunogona kuuraya vanhu. East paEngland ambulance yakaratidza mafoni anoshamisa sechikamu cherondedzero ye 1,248 mafoni asina kukodzera, ichiti vashandi vakapinda hafu yavo, zvichida kuisa upenyu pangozi (mufananidzo wefaira) Akati: 'Tiri basa rekukurumidzira uye vashandi vedu vepamberi vakadzidziswa kuponesa upenyu. 'Zvisinei, zvinosuruvarisa kuti, dzimwe dzenhare dzatinogamuchira hadzina chokuita nokurapa uye tichaendesa runyerekupe rwenhema kumapurisa. 'Tinokoshesa nhare dzose dzinotyisidzira upenyu kuti tiwane mhinduro inokurumidza inobvira....
Mukadzi akashuma kuti'mumwe munhu' akanga adhonzwa, asi nyajambwa akanga ari squirrel. Mumwe murume akafonera 999 kuti ataure kuti akadonhedza hamburger yakanga 'chichibuda ropa' East of England ambulance service yakanyevera kuti kudana kwenhema kunogona kuita kuti vanhu vafe.