Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Kuda kwenyika yose kurwa kwezana remakore kwakasvika pamwero unoshamisa apo zvinhu zvose zvoupenyu hwaFloyd Mayweather naManny Pacquiao zviri kunyatsoongororwa uye kupiwa nyika iri kuona. Kuti agutse chishuvo ichocho chokudya chimwe nechimwe chidimbu chinoenda kuMugovera unotevera manheru muMGM Grand Garden Arena paLas Vegas Strip murwi mumwe nomumwe akazivisa zvinhu zvisinganzwisisiki pamusoro pake amene. Floyd Mayweather naManny Pacquiao vanoenda vakanangana muLas Vegas musi woMugovera, May 2. Varwi vaviri ava vaburitsa pachena zvinhu zvisinganzwisisiki pamusoro pavo pachavo mukuvaka kuenda kunhandaro huru. 1. Zvinhu zvose. Twizzlers (iri pasi apa) chimwe chezvinhu zvaanofarira kudya. 2. Kuziva Mwari. Supu yeRamen noodle ndeimwe yezvokudya zvake zvaanofarira uye haafariri maresitorendi ane nyeredzi shanu. 3. Kuziva Mwari. Iye anovhara avhareji yeanopfuura 1000 sit-ups pazuva mukati mekambi yekudzidzira. 4. Haadi ketchup kana mustard pamahot-dog asi anoshandisa muto weBBQ. 5. Kuita zvinhu zvakanaka. Mufaro une mhaka uri kutamba Mega Kubata uye kubata zvibodzwa zvakakwirira mumutambo uri wose uripo- zvaanofarira ndizvo Spades, Dominos uye kukakavadzana kweshoko. 6. Kuita basa rokuparidza Firimu raTroy naBrad Pitt nderimwe raanoda kuona kakawanda. Mayweather anotora zvokudya zvake zvakakomba zvikuru. 7. Mukombe mumwe nomumwe waanonwa mumusasa wokurovedza unogadzirwa kubva pakutanga. 8. Apo anobuda kundodya, Anogara achiraira girazi remvura inopisa kuti aite kuti ndiro dzake dzesirivha dzinyure mugirazi asati adzishandisa. Mayweather anofarira zvikuru firimu raBrad Pitt. 9. Zvinhu zvipi zvitatu? Matanda omuti aave achishandisa kutema huni anounzwa kubva kuBig Bear uye anorema anenge makirogiramu 700 rimwe nerimwe. Gumi. Anoita manicure nemapedicure kumba kamwe pavhiki mumusasa wokurovedza. Gumi nerimwe. Haashandisi microwave, anongodya zvokudya zvakabikwa uye zvinopisa pachitofu kana kuti muchoto. Makumi maviri. Muitiro wake wamangwanani unobatanidza kukwesha mazino ake kwemaminiti gumi.. 1 Anodya mupunga wakabikwa uye muto wehuku kana kuti wemombe paanenge achidya. 2. Kuziva Mwari. Manny anonwa mvura inopisa bedzi kana kuti inopisa sezvinobvira mukamuri. Haambopindi mumvura inotonhora nokuti anonzwa kuti haina utano. 3. Kuziva Mwari. Manny anovhara avhareji yeanopfuura 2,500 sit-ups zuva nezuva mukati mekambi yekudzidzira. Pacquiao anoshanda kunze...
Vakwikwidzi vakazivisa zvinhu zvakawanda zvisinganzwisisiki pamusoro pavo vamene mukuvaka kurwa. Floyd Mayweather anoda Twizzlers, Brad Pitt uye pedicures. Manny Pacquiao anoda makamera neButterfinger Peanut Butter Cups.