Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Jeremy Clarkson ava muratidziri wezvinhu zvakasvibirira, Simon Cowell achaiswa pamapepa emari ye£5 uye Shongwe yePisa iri kuva hotera yomutambarakede, zvabuda nhasi. Asi usati wanyanyonakidzwa nenhau idzi dzakawanda, zvingava zvakanaka kuti uongorore musi wacho - nokuti zvose zvinoziviswa hazvisi zvimwe kunze kwokunyomba kwezuva rokutanga raApril. Uye varavi vane ziso rakapinza vangave vakacherekedza kuti Mail yakabatanidzwawo mumuitiro wacho - nhau yedu yokuzvimirira pamusoro pemotokari dzevashanyi vepaki yesafari dzichidzivirirwa kubva kumakunguo nepepa rinoputirwa nemabhururu, nenzira inosuruvarisa, yakanga iri yokufungidzira. Pakati pedzimwe nziyo dzakapinda munhau nhasi paiva nemigwagwa mitsva yeTesco yokutsika nayo, uye kutaura kwokuti chikwata cheManchester United chinosarudzwa pachishandiswa simba renyeredzi. Dzorera pasi kuti uone vhidhiyo. Yakagadzirwa: Kusiyana nezvakataurwa neMail, Longleat Safari Park haisi kuputira motokari dzevashanyi nemabhabhurosi. Asi chokwadi ndechokuti paki yacho yokufambira haidi matanho akasimba kudaro okudzivirira pakuuraya tsoko. Polli Faro weThe Guardian akashuma kuti VaClarkson vakanga varega nzira dzavo dzokuda peturu pashure pe'usiku hwakasviba hwomweya,' uye vakasarudza kuti vaida kupa upenyu hwavo hwapashure peTop Gear kumushandirapamwe wokurwisa kusvibiswa kwecarbon. Iye sezviri pachena akaudza pepanhau kuti akanga atanga kutyaira Toyota Prius, uye aida Hurumende kuderedza muganhu wenyika wokumhanyisa kumakiromita 20 paawa, kana kuti 45 paawa mumigwagwa mikuru. 'Kunouya nguva apo munhu anofanira kuzvibvunza amene kuti iye anomirirei chaizvoizvo,' Mr. Clarkson anonokorwa mashoko achiti. 'Uye kwandiri, ikoko isimba risingagumi, kudzikamisa kufamba kwemotokari uye kuguma kwokuvenga vanhu vokune dzimwe nyika uye rusaruro.' The Sun yakaratidza kuti £5 noti yakagadzirirwa kugadzirwazve nechiso chaSimon Cowell pairi mushure mekuvhota kwevanhu kuti vawane vakakurumbira zvikuru. David Beckham naHelen Mirren vakashumwawo kuva vachitsiva Mambokadzi pamari dzemari munguva pfupi iri kutevera. Zvinonyadzisa: Jeremy Clarkson zvino ava mushandirapamwe wezvinhu zvakasvibirira uye Simon Cowell achaiswa pamapepa emari anosvika £5, maererano nemishumo yeZuva raApril Fool. Kuvandudza: Tesco inotaura kuti iri kuunza makwara anobhururuka mu...
Musi waApril 1 wakaunza nyaya dzakawanda dzenhema dzinonyengera vaverengi. The Guardian inotaura kuti Jeremy Clarkson ari kurwisa mafuta anogadzirwa nevanhu. Maererano neThe Sun, Simon Cowell achatsiva Mambokadzi papeni ye£5. Rimwe pepanhau rinoti Shongwe yePisa yakagadzirirwa kuva hotera yomutambarakede. Ant naDec 'vachawedzera Strictly's Anton du Beke kumutsetse wavo'