Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Bayern Munich yakasvika pakukunda 6-1 vaikwikwidzana navo veChampions League vePorto usiku hwapfuura. Asi kwete maziso ose akanga ari panhandare kwemaminitsi 90 ose, sezvo maneja wekirabhu yeGermany Pep Guardiola akaparadza mamiriro ezvinhu anotyisa zvikuru nechiitiko chekuseka. Kutaura nenzira isina kunanga, akaparadzanisa bhurugwa rake. Kupenya kwechiuno chake chokumusoro nebhokisi romumvura zvakazvizivisa sezvo iye akafamba achikwira nokudzika mutsetse wokubata achidanidzira mirairo kuvatambi vake. DZIDZIRA KUTI UONE Vhidhiyo. Sartorial slip-up: Mutungamiri weBayern Munich Pep Guardiola anomhanyira kuburikidza nemaitiro nevatambi vake, achiregeredza chirongwa chakabuda kumusoro kwegumbo rake rekuruboshwe. Chiratidzo chechikepe: Guardiola's tight-fitting trousers before the tear (left) and after the rip (right) during Bayern Munich's 6-1 victory over Porto. Nyanzvi yezvemauto yeSpain, iyo yakabatanidza sutu yayo yakamanikana, yegrey nesutu yepepuru, tai dema uye hembe chena yakajeka, yakaseka pashure pokurwisana kwacho ichiti: 'Ndichafanira kutenga itsva nokuda kwemutambo unotevera.' Guardiola haasati achizova chiso chakakurumbira bedzi chine mhaka yokupfeka sutu inenge yakanyanyorovera. Maitiro azvino uno okupfekedza muridzo nomutopota zviduku zvikuru, zvichida kuti zviratidze chimiro chakanaka, akaona nyeredzi zhinji dzichifamba pedyo zvishoma nemhepo yokushayikwa kwezvipfeko. Saka, ndiani ane mhaka yokunamata paatari yebhurugwa rakanyanyisa? Russell Brand. Ndine mhaka. Dermot O'Leary. Ndine mhaka. Olly Murs. Munjodzi yokudzivisa kuyerera kweropa. Hungu, zviri pamutemo kukanganiswa kwechipfeko...asi Guardiola akangogumburwa nokupfeka sutu inonyanyorovera here? Mhosva 007: Daniel Craig akapfeka sutu yaTom Ford yakanyatsokwana mufirimu raBond ra2012 Skyfall... uye zviuru zvevarume zvakatevera muitiro wacho. Uye fema! Kana Beckham achinyatsoita zvakanaka, vamwe vake vepaEssex, kusanganisira Jeff Brazier (ari kurudyi mumufananidzo) vane mhaka yokuita zvokusimba zvikuru. Nyeredzi yedombo inotora muridzo neflute: Harry Styles haanetseki nejasi asi mabhurugwa ake zvirokwazvo akapfava, nepo Russell Brand achienda kwechipiri...
Mudzidzisi wenhabvu wechiSpanish akabvarura rutivi rwebhurugwa rake achibudisa gumbo rake. Guardiola akati gare gare: 'Ndichafanira kutenga zvitsva nokuda kwemutambo unotevera' Maitiro ezvipfeko zvakamanikana akaona Dermot O'Leary naOlly Murs vakasiya zviso zvavo zvakasviba. Vanyori vezvemafashoni vanoti varume havafaniri'kuzvirongedza'mumasutu akawandisa.