Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Ngwarira! Madzimai evatungamiri vatatu vakanga vari mukuratidzira nezuro, vachifora munyika yose mukutsigira varume vavo, mukutsigira bato rezvematongerwe enyika ravakaroora, mukutsigira nhau dzinokosha zvikuru dzebasa - kuchengeta varume vavo mapenzi vari pabasa. Mumigwagwa yesimba, Samantha Cameron, Justine Miliband naMiriam Clegg vakaratidzazve kuti ndivo vanopfeka mbatya, munzira dzinopfuura imwe. Zvechokwadi, Samantha naJustine vakabuda vakapfeka yunifomu imwe chete; hembe dzakasviba nemablazer, pamwe chete nehembe dzakanaka uye shangu dzakanaka. Dzakanga dzakaita sevakadzi vaviri vaibhururuka nendege dzomubhadharo wakaderera, dzakagadzirira kutiza kwadzo kwenguva refu kuenda kana kuti kubva kunyika yeRusununguko, zvichienderana nokuti ndiani ane murume anokunda. Chinhu bedzi chaishayikwa chaiva zvivharo zvavo zvebetserwo, izvo vanofanira kuva vakasiya pamusha. Dzorera pasi kuti uone vhidhiyo. Mumigwagwa yesimba, Samantha Cameron, Justine Miliband (kuruboshwe) naMiriam Clegg (kurudyi) vakaratidza zvakare kuti ndivo vanopfeka bhurugwa, munzira dzinopfuura imwe. Sam Cam akaisa tsoka dzake dzakanakisisa mberi panzira yemushandirapamwe kumadokero kweLondon. Zvakanaka, zvinenge. Badge iri palapel, mapepa ari muruoko, masokisi machena akachenjera achigumburwa zvinyoronyoro pamabwe eHounslow, akatarira pachikamu chiri chose mudzimai akazvipira weConservative akarongedzwa uye akacheneswa. Izvozvo zvakanga zvakadaro kusvikira ashanyira mhuri yevaSikh kuti vanwe kapu yetii. Mai Cameron noruremekedzo vakabvisa shangu dzavo vasati vapinda mumusha womutengesi womunzvimbomo Baljinder Hansraas uye munhu upi noupi asati agona kushevedzera kuti: <unk>Holy footcream!<unk> akavasunungura. Kwakabuda zvigunwe zviviri zvinoshamisa, zvichiratidza zvingadaro zvaingova zviratidzo zvebundu. Munharaunda dzose dzeHome Counties, vakadzi veTory vanonhuwirira vakawa vakakotsira. Nokuda kwaSam Cam tsoka dzake dzakanga dzisingawanzooneki dzakaratidzika kuva dzisina kunyatsotarisirwa, dzisina kujairika kubva kumukadzi anozivikanwa nokuda kworunako rwake rusina kuoma. Havatomboratidziki kuva zvipikiri zvetsoka dzevaTory. Shriek <unk> kwete kunyange donhwe rokupolisha zvipikiri! Handizivi kuti chikwata chokugadzira chichatii pamusoro paikoko, asi ndinopanikira kuti chichava chinorumbidza zvikuru. Sam Cam akaisa tsoka yake yakanakisisa...
Madzimai ose omutungamiri webato akaonekwa achitaridzika zvakanaka muhomwe. Samantha Cameron naJustine Miliband vaipfeka yunifomu dzakafanana. Miriam Gonzalez akanga achishamisa zvikuru akapfeka majini echiLib Dem yero.