Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Kubvira pakupa mupemhi mari shoma nenzira isina kunaka, kusvika pakukundikana kudya sangweji rine bhekoni, zvakanaka kutaura kuti vanachiremba vebasa revashandi vakundikana kusvika pari zvino kuita kuti Ed Miliband aoneke akanaka. Asi zvino vashandisi veTwitter vari kuedza kupa mutungamiri webato asina kufemerwa shanduko, nekugadzirisa chiso chake pamitumbi yevarume vane mukurumbira. Kubva kuvanhu vakakurumbira veHollywood Marlon Brando naHarrison Ford, kuenda kumufambi womuchadenga Neil Armstrong uye kunyange mutambi wenhau womutambo weTV Poldark, mifananidzo iyi inoratidza kuti hapana chinonzi photoshop chisingakwanisi kuita. Dzorera pasi kuti uone vhidhiyo. Ed, Ed Miliband: Mukuedza kuita kuti mutungamiri weLabour aoneke akanaka, vashandisi veTwitter vatanga kugadzirisa chiso chake pamuviri wevarume vane mukurumbira, kusanganisira Daniel Craig saJames Bond mufirimu Casino Royale. Uri kupandukira chii? Nepo ratings yeMiliband yeongororo yakaratidza kuti aive mutungamiri asingazivikanwe nguva dzose, mifananidzo mitsva iyi inoedza kudzosera kumashure maitiro iwayo (anoratidzwa pano saMarlon Brando muWild One) Kwete kuitenga: Kugadziriswazve kwakanyanya kwaMiliband kunouya mushure mekunge awana mukurumbira wekuonekwa mumifananidzo isinganzwisisike, kusanganisira kudya bhekoni sangweji (inoratidzwa pano pamuviri waDon Draper, kubva kuMad Men) Windswept: Nepo vateereri veTV vakanyura pamusoro paAidan Turner's Poldark, Ed Miliband akaramba achibvunzwa zvakaderera mukurumbira ratings. Kusurukirwa kwakanditevera: Ed Miliband akafungidzirazve semutyairi wetekisi Travis Bickle, achiratidza kuti ne photoshop, chero chinhu chinogoneka. Heart-throb: Even One Direction's Harry Styles (kuruboshwe) naMick Jagger (kurudyi) vakava nechimiro cheMiliband. Cool Ed Miliband, iyo yakatangwa musi weMugovera wadarika, yakatoisa mifananidzo 45 yomutungamiri weLabour, uye yakakwezva vateveri 3.500. Nhoroondo yeTwitter inoti mu bio yayo: 'Zvematongerwo enyika hazvifaniri kuva pamusoro pokuti ndiani akanaka uye ndiani asina. Asi kana zvikaitika kwauri, heano mamwe mapikicha aEd Miliband anotaridzika zvakanaka.' Nepo vamwe vakarondedzera nhau yacho kuti 'inosetsa' uye 'inosetsa kwazvo,' vamwe vakaratidzika kuva vasina kuororwa. Mumwe mushandisi, achienda pasi pezita rokuti Salford Council news, akataura kuti: 'Izvi ndizvo zvaachazosvika pedyo nazvo...
Ed Miliband ane nhoroondo yokuoneka asina kugadzikana pamberi pekamera. Nhoroondo yepaTwitter ine chinangwa chokudzokorora mutungamiri wevashandi sechiratidzo chekutamba. Chiso chaMiliband chakashandurwa kuva miviri yavarume vakakurumbira vakadai saDaniel Craig.