Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Mufananidzo unoshamisa, unoshamisa weGurukota Rokutanga reScotland, Nicola Sturgeon. Rakanzi 'Naughty Nicola', mufananidzo wacho unomuratidza somukadzi ane simba akapfeka chipfeko chitsvuku chipfupi, akatakura masokisi matema uye akabata chibhakera muruoko. Asi panzvimbo pokugumburwa, Mai Sturgeon 'vanobayiwa mwoyo' nomufananidzo wacho, zvokuti unofungidzirwa kuti unoshongedza rusvingo rweimba yavo iri kumucheto kweGlasgow pashure pokunge vapiwa sechipo chezuva rokuberekwa nomurume wavo, Peter Murrell. Ndiye murume anorumbidzwa nokuchinja mutungamiri worudzi kubva kumunhu ane utsinye ane simba achiva mukadzi wenyika - ari pedyo nokuva nomutoro wokutonga. Mufananidzo uyu unonzi unoshongedza madziro emusha waSturgeon (kuruboshwe) mudhorobha reGlasgow mushure mekunge apiwa sechipo chezuva rekuzvarwa nemurume wake, Peter Murrell (kurudyi) Anotaura zvinyoro nyoro, akapfeka magirazi uye asinganyanyo kuzivikanwa kunze kwemusha wezvematongerwo enyika weScotland, anogona kufamba mumigwagwa ine vanhu vakawanda muScotland asingazivikanwe. Vashandi veSNP vanoratidza kuti mukati mebato racho, Murrell anozivikanwa nezita rokuti Penfold, zvichibva pamunhu aimbova shamwari yaDanger Mouse mumitambo yemafirimu ya1980. Akapfava, asingaoni zviri kure uye akawandisa, Penfold anodanidzira kuti 'Mukuru ari kuuya,' pose paanodanwa nomukuru wake mumakatuni. Vamwe vanoti kufanana kwacho kunosvika kure. Sturgeon haafambi nemotokari uye murume wake anowanzoita somutyairi. Iye anoitawo mugove weshumba wamabasa epamba. Apo Susanna Reid weGood Morning Britain akataura pamusoro pomugariro usina mhaka weimba yomurume nomudzimai mwedzi wapfuura, Sturgeon, ane makore 44, akati: 'Izvozvo imhaka yokuti ndakaita kuti murume wangu ave akasvinura zvikurusa usiku hwapfuura achichenesa.' Wezvematongerwe enyika ane simba zvikurusa weScotland anosiyawo kubika kumukwanyina wake, achiti: 'Handibiki. Ndave ndiine ngwavaira dzakawanda uye zvino ndinosarudza kusaedza, asi Peter mubiki akanaka uye anozvifarikanya.' Zvisinei, munhu upi noupi anofunga kuti basa raMurrell bedzi nderomurume womumba ane mutoro angave ari kukanganisa zvikuru. Somukuru mukuru weSNP, iye...
Inoratidzira Sturgeon somukadzi ane simba akapfeka chipfeko chitsvuku chipfupi ane chibhakera muruoko. Murume wake Peter Murrell akapa mutungamiri weSNP mufananidzo wacho sechipo chezuva rokuberekwa. Anonzi ndiye 'akamushandura' kuva mukadzi wenyika. Murrell ane zita remadunhurirwa rokuti Penfold pashure pokunge shamwari yaDanger Mouse yakatendeka yehamster.