Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  David Cameron akatanga kufamba kwake kwokutanga kwakakodzera kworwendo rwokusarudza nhasi, uye nokukurumidza akaudzwa kuti 'f*** off back to Eton'. Mutungamiri weTory, uyo ave achishoropodzwa nokuda kwebasa risina maturo rinoratidzira kushayikwa kwevhotiwo zvavo, akatanga rwendo rwemigwagwa yeAlnwick kuti awane rutsigiro rwekusarudzwazve kwake. Asi akatsiurwa nomumwe mukadzi womunzvimbomo nokuda kwo'kutuka' mumushandirapamwe, apo mumwe muimbi ane ukulele akaimba kuti: 'f*** off back to Eton with all your Eton chums'. David Cameron akatanga kufamba kwake kwekutanga mushandirapamwe nhasi muAlnwick, uye akagamuchirwa nemurume ane ukulele achiimba: 'F *** kudzokera kuEton' Vatungamiri veTory vakanga varonga zuva rakaderera apo mutungamiri wevashandi Ed Miliband akatanga manifesto yake yebato muManchester. VaCameron vakaita chiito chavo chokutanga pamberi pemakamera pakuratidzira mushandirapamwe wavo - uye vakakurudzirwa kuti vadzivise 'kutuka' Ed Miliband. Mukurwiswa kunoshamisa svondo rapera, Gurukota rinoona nezvekudzivirirwa kwenyika Michael Fallon akataura kuti VaMiliband vakanga vabaya munun'una wavo kumusana kuti vakunde kutungamira kwebato reLabour, uye zvino vakanga 'vachida kubaya United Kingdom kumusana kuti vave mutungamiriri wehurumende' nokurega hurongwa hwemapurisa eTrident kuti vawane rutsigiro rweSNP. VaMiliband vakapoteredzwa pa'kusvibisa kwokushuva' na'varanda' vaVaCameron. Vakuru vakuru veTories vakabvuma kuti kurwisa kwacho kwakanga kwadzokera shure, uye kwakakonzera kunyunyuta kutsva kwokuti kwakaderedza mitemo yakanaka pamusoro pokuisa mari dzokufambisa muchitima nokuzvipira. Nhasi muAlnwick mudunhu reBerwick-upon-Tweed, mumwe mukadzi akaudza VaCameron kuti: 'Handifariri kududzwa kwezita mune zvematongerwo enyika... Iva mukomana akanaka.' Apo VaCameron vakataura kuvhoti vomunharaunda, vakakurudzirwa kuti vadzivise nzira dzokushora nadzo Ed Miliband. Pasinei zvapo nokuvhiringidzwa, VaCameron vakaramba vachimiswa uye vachikumbirwa kutora mifananidzo - chinhu chinokosha chokuronga mushandirapamwe wesarudzo. Mushandirapamwe weTory wakasimudzirwa neongororo itsva iyo yakaratidza kuti vakabvisa pfungwa nhanhatu pamusoro pevashandi. Mukati mokuedza kwake kusangana navavhoti, Mutungamiriri wehurumende akatenga masoseji paTurnbull's...
Mutungamiriri wehurumende anotanga rwendo rwokuAlnwick High Street kuti aite kuti vavhoti vamuteerere. Inotevera kutsoropodzwa kwemushandirapamwe usingabatsiri, unofinha usingateereri vanhuwo zvavo. Mutungamiri weTory akaudzwa kuti arege'kudana mazita'uye akavhiringidzwa nomunhu aifamba mumugwagwa.