Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Nezviitiko zvaro zvakanyatsodzorwa, zviitiko zvinotungamirirwa uye zvirevo zvinodzokororwa zvinyoro-nyoro, mushandirapamwe wesarudzo kusvika pari zvino wanga uchingofinha zvishoma. Asi kwete kana uri parwendo rwaNick Clegg, apo mutungamiri weLib Dem akatasva bhazi rake rinopenya yero 'rinonakidza' nokuda kwezviitiko zvakasiyana-siyana zvemifananidzo inoshamisa uye isingabviri iyo nhasi yakamuona achiedza ruoko rwake pamakumbo gumi. Vabetseri vanoti rutivi rwenzira yakarongwa yokuita kuti Mutevedzeri woMutungamiriri weHurumende abude muLondon kuti asangane navanhuwo zvavo sezvavanoita upenyu hwavo hwezuva nezuva. Uye kana izvozvo zvichireva kunwa doro, kunwa zvinwiwa, kumhanyira pasi netambo dzomumakomo kana kukurukura naJoey Essex kana kuti nhunzi ine kukuvara muuropi, VaClegg vanoratidzika kuva vanofara kuita basa racho. Dzorera pasi kuti uone vhidhiyo. Mutungamiri weLib Dem Nick Clegg anoratidzika kuva akatsunga kufarikanya mushandirapamwe wesarudzo, achipedza masikati ake eSvondo achitamba ten-pin bowling. Kushanyira nzvimbo yebowling muColchester, Essex kwakafadza vanhu vomunharaunda, uye boka renhau rakanyunyuta kuti mushandirapamwe wacho kusvika pari zvino wanga uchinetesa. Vabatsiri vanoti rutivi rwenzira yakarongwa yokuita kuti Mutevedzeri woMutungamiriri weHurumende abude muLondon kuti asangane navanhuwo zvavo sezvavanoita upenyu hwavo hwezuva nezuva. Mutungamiri weLib Dem ari kutenderera nyika ari mubhazi rinopenya reruvara rweruvara rwekusarudza rakashongedzerwa ne studio yeredhiyo kuti amubvumire kuenderera mberi nhepfenyuro dzake dzenguva dzose dzakagadzirirwa kuunganidza rutsigiro pamberi paMay 7. Nepo nyanzvi dzemazano dzichibvuma kuti dziri kutambura kuti dzikwikwidzane mu'hondo yemumhepo' sezvo vashandi nevaTories vachitonga nhau dzeterevhizheni neredhiyo, dzinodavira kuti chido chaVaClegg chokubudira panze uye kusangana nevanhu chiri kubhadhara. Pazuva rokutanga rokuronga mushandirapamwe, akakurumidza kubva kumusangano naMambokadzi paBuckingham Palace achienda kunzvimbo inochengeterwa mhuka dzomusango muSolihull. Ikoko akaziviswa kuna Humpty, jongwe rine kukuvara mumusoro uko kunoreva kuti rinoramba richifamba richipoterera. VaClegg vakaudzwa kuti mhuka dzacho dzinongorarama kwemakore mashanu chete, izvo zvaangagona kunzwisisa sezvo bato ravo riri kutarisana netarisiro yokudzingwa muhurumende kokutanga kubva muna 2010. Nick Clegg naLib Dem...
Mutungamiri weLib Dem anotanga mikana inoshamisa yemifananidzo kuti agare munhau. Vabatsiri vanoti rutivi rwenzira kusangana nevavhoti kwavanoshanda uye kwavanotamba. Akasangana nechikara naJoey Essex, akanwa doro uye akashanyira nzvimbo dzinotonhorera.