Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Pakuvamba mwedzi uno tycoon wezvokupfeka Mike Ashley akabvuma kutenga nzvimbo muChelsea kubva kumutengesi John Lewis kune imwe nzvimbo munharaunda ye £200million. The Clearings yakagadzirirwa kuvandudzwa, ine mvumo yekuronga ye 62 dzimba dzakanaka, dzimba nomwe dzomuguta uye chibvumirano chekuendesa Marlborough Primary School sechikamu cheprojekti. Mumakore mashanu, apo mubato wokuvaka zvivako zvacho unenge wapedzwa uye zvave kutengeswa kuvatengi vane mari yakawanda, Ashley achawedzera chimwe chinhu munharaunda yeimwe £1 bhiriyoni kumari yake. Kwave kune zvigaro zvisina vanhu paSt James'Park nguva pfupi yapfuura sezvo vateveri vachitaura manzwiro avo pamusoro paMike Ashley. Kukundwa neSwansea pakupera kwevhiki kwaiva kukundwa kwechinomwe kwakatevedzana kwePremier League kweMagpies. Muchengeti wemitambo Tim Krul aifanira kutora bhora mumambure ake katatu vachirwa neSwansea. Ashley anotarisira mari, achinyanya kufunga nezvemari dzebhizimisi rake, iro rinosanganisira SportsDirect, Tesco nekirabhu yake yenhabvu iri kuchamhembe kwakadziva kumabvazuva. Gore rakapera boka rake rakaita mari inopfuura £500m. Mukudzoka, anotarisira vashandi vake, mumativi ose, kuita basa. Chido chikuru muupenyu hwaAshley ndechokuita mari, chimwe chinhu chinoratidzwa mumabhuku akachangobva kuverengwa aNewcastle United, ayo ari kuratidza imwe mhindu yakanaka uye £34m mubhangi. Varume vemari kuNewcastle vatova kuziva kuti chikwata chinogona kutamba munhandare isina chinhu apo zvibvumirano zvitsva zveterevhizheni zvinoputika pakutanga kwemwaka wa2016-17 uye zvichiri kutendeuka purofiti yakavakirwa pamari yazvino nemari. Kunonzwa sokunge kwaizosvika ikoko sezvo vatsigiri vasina kugutsikana veNewcastle vachishamisika kuti vachaenda kupi nokunyunyuta kwavo kunotevera. Ashley, muridzi wekirabhu yacho, anoita seasiri kuteerera. Haasi munhu wenhabvu, zvirokwazvo kwete nenzira imwecheteyo senhamba iri kuwedzera yevatsigiri vakaodzwa mwoyo paSt James' Park. Pashure pokurasikirwa kunomwe kwakatevedzana muBarclays Premier League pasi pomurairidzi wavo wenguva pfupi John Carver, vane kodzero dzose dzokutya nokuda kwenguva yemberi. Zvose hazvina kunaka. Hazvina kubatsira kuti Ashley atora nzira yeNeanderthal...
Newcastle United yakarasikirwa nemitambo minomwe yakateedzana yePremier League. Vatsigiri vakaratidzira vachipesana naMike Ashley panguva yekurasikirwa kwekupedzisira neSwansea. Ashley haasati achiratidzika kuva achiteerera - iye haasati ari murume wenhabvu. Chombo chake chikuru kukwanisa kuita mari - kirabhu ine £ 34m mubhangi.