Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Ungadai wakatsvaira zai parurimi rwaDavid Cameron rwokumusoro masikati apera apo akaoneka muBristol ine zuva. Mutungamiriri wehurumende akanga achitaura muchivako chisina kujairika - paki yesayenzi inenge isina chinhu iri kumucheto kweguta, nharaunda yayo yakatenderera yeatrium yakazara nevashandi vebato. Nzvimbo yacho yakanga ichipisa zvisingafadzi uye VaCameron vakanga vakatarira zvakananga muzuva risina tsitsi, rinopinza, rinonyorovesa pasi pemaoko. Muromo wokumusoro womutungamiriri wehurumende wakanga uchipenya nokukurumidza. Kurwiswa kwezvipfuyo! David Cameron akashanda achibuda ziya sezvaaishanyira Poole muDorset neBristol ine zuva. Mumufananidzo: Mutungamiriri wehurumende anotaura naLilli Docherty nomwanasikana wake Dakota panguva yezvokudya zvamasikati mubindu rakanyoroveswa nezuva. Yakanga iri zororo rakanaka kwazvo rebhangi, nei pasi pano vakuru vakuru veTory vasina kurasa zvirongwa zvavo, kubvisa zvipfeko zvavo kuti vapfeke hembe nechinos ndokuronga mushandirapamwe pamhenderekedzo yegungwa paWeston-super-Mare? Vangadai vakatowana vavhoti vanochinja-chinja ikoko. Asi pane chimwe chinhu chakasimba, chisingachinji, chisingachinji, chisiri chomuzvarirwo kusvikira zvino pamusoro pekurwisa uku kwevaTory. Zvakanaka, mapato ose" okutsvaka rutsigiro, chaizvoizvo. Nyanzvi dzezvirongwa dzine zvirongwa zvinokosha dzakaronga miniti imwe neimwe yezuva rimwe nerimwe rine ngozi shoma uye vezvematongerwe enyika vanoratidzika kuva vari kure zvikuru nevavhoti kupfuura nakare kose. VaCameron vakanga vachioneka pamwe chete naGeorge Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer, vose vari vaviri vakapfeka sutu dzemazuva evhiki. Pane imwe nhau-dzokutarisira mambure mwedzi mizhinji yapfuura kwakanga kwasarudzwa kuti mutero waifanira kuva musoro wezuva racho. Ndinofungidzira kuti hapana munhu akafungidzira kuti kwaizova mamiriro okunze omuzhizha. Mazororo emabhangi kazhinji kazhinji haasi chinhu. Uye saka mutero wakaramba uri zvokudya zvezuva nezuva. Zuva racho rakarumbidzwa se"Money Back Monday" nokuti raiva kutanga kwegore rezvemari uye zvikwereti zvitsva zvemitero zvevanhu vanobhadharwa mari shoma zvaireva kuti vanhu vaizowana imwe £600 muhomwe dzavo. VaCameron vakanga vapedza mangwanani muPoole, Dorset (uko mutevedzeri wemutungamiri weLib Dem Annette Brooke ari kuenda pamudyandigere) uye sezviri pachena vakadya hot dog pavaive ikoko. Mumwe wevatapi venhau akanga ari mubhazi rake rokuronga mushandirapamwe akati akanga asangana ne"vanosvika vavhoti vaviri". Akasvika paBristol neBath Science Park na4: 40 masikati. Sezvaari...
David Cameron akafarikanya kushanya kuBristol naChancellor George Osborne. Vakashanyira Bristol neBath Science Park uye kare vakaenda kuPoole muDorset.