Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Pakupera kwevhiki kwadarika, pashure pezuva rakanaka muBorder, ndakaisa mufananidzo uyu paTwitter nemashoko okuti "Ndichangobva kusangana nomunhu akafanana naNicola Sturgeon achiita zvokutsvakurudza!" Ndinobvuma, kwakanga kusiri kuseka kunosetsa, asi ndakanga ndisina pfungwa yehasha iyo tsinhiro yangu yomufaro yaizoparira kuvateveri vakazvipira voMukuru weScotland uye mutungamiri weSNP. Ndakanzi ndakaipa, ndakashata, "munhu anofanira kufa", uye mumwe munhu akangwara akato"tarisira kuti ndaizorwara nemarariya". Pamwe ndakagamuchira kutuka kunopfuura mazana matanhatu, uye mazuva maviri gare gare vachiri kuuya. Sezvineiwo, ndine ganda rakakora, asi chii chakaitika kurusununguko rwokutaura? Mumhoteredzo yokurova yokuronga mushandirapamwe wesarudzo, chinhu chiri chose chiripo nokuda kwekurukurirano. Dzorera pasi kuti uone vhidhiyo. Janet Street-Porter akatumira mufananidzo uyu paTwitter nemashoko okuti "Ndichangobva kusangana naNicola Sturgeon akafanana naye achiita zvokubvunza vanhu!<unk> Mapepanhau nevanhuwo zvavo vanogara vachitaura nezvematongerwe enyika nenzira dzisina kunaka, vachivanyomba nezvokubika kwavo kwakanaka (kana kuti kwokuSpartan), zvipfeko zvavo zvakapfava uye magadzirirwo ebvudzi avo asina kujairika, tisingatauri nezvokuedza kwavo kudya sangweji yebhekoni, kumbundira vacheche, kubika zvokudya zvenguva dzose kana kukanda bhora rokutamba bhora - zvose muzita remukana wemifananidzo. UK musha kune akapfuma uye raucous tsika dzezvematongerwe enyika satire, kubva muzana remakore rechi19 caricaturists akadai George Cruikshank uye James Gillray, kuti zvikuru ichangopfuura cartoonists Gerald Scarfe, Ralph Steadman uye avo vari Private Eye magazini, uyewo TV dzakatevedzana akadai Spitting Image, Mock The Week uye Ndine News For You. Vazhinji vavaseki vedu vanobudirira zvikurusa vanoseka vatungamiriri vebato. Naizvozvo ungafungidzira kuti vaScotland vaigona kubata nemashoko mashomanene asina kukuvadza pamusoro poMutungamiriri wavo Wokutanga. Zvakaipa, zvakaipa, zvakaipa. Vaongorori vose vanobvumirana kuti SNP yakatemerwa kukunda ruzhinji rwezvigaro (kusvika ku50) kuchamhembe kweBorder musarudzo huru, ichipwanya maTories uye ichirova Labour. Vanotodzora ruzhinji rwemavhoti muScottish Assembly. Kuwedzera kworudzi uku kungareva here kuti Scotland iri mungozi yoku...
Janet Street-Porter akaseka pamusoro pemutungamiri weSNP Nicola Sturgeon paTwitter. Mutori wenhau akanzi akashata, akaipa uye'munhu anofanira kufa' Anoti mibvunzo inonetsa inoramba iripo pamusoro pevamwe vateveri vomutungamiri weSNP.