Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Nigel Farage ndi'Victor Meldrew ari muzvigaro' ane mashoko pamusoro pevatorwa uye madzinza mashoma anoratidza 'chimiro chinonyangadza zvechokwadi chemaonero ake,' Nick Clegg akataura nhasi mukurwisa kunoshamisa mutungamiri weUKIP. Mukubvunzurudzwa neMailOnline, VaClegg vakati'mask yaVaFarage iri kutsvedza' kuratidza murume asina kugadzikana kutaura nezvevanhu vasiri vachena 'vachirova' mukukwikwidzana kwemisoro yemapepanhau. Mutungamiri weLib Dem akashora chikumbiro chaDavid Cameron kune vatsigiri veUKIP kuti 'vadzokere kumusha,' vachiyambira kuti'mabhandwagon ekurudyi kwakanyanya' ari kukomberedza 'hutungamiri hweConservative husina tariro' huri kurasikirwa nekubata kwese mubato. Mutungamiri weLib Dem Nick Clegg akati'mask yaNigel Farage iri kutsvedza' kuti aratidze murume asinganzwi zvakanaka kutaura nezvevanhu vasiri vachena 'vachirova' mumutsara wemapepanhau. VaCameron vakapa chikumbiro kuvanhu vari kuronga kuvhotera UKIP kuti vatsigire maTories mukuedza kudzivirira 'chisungo chine chepfu' pakati paLaabiur neSNP. Asi VaClegg vakashora pfungwa "inoshungurudza" yokuti vaimbova vatsigiri vavo vemubatanidzwa vanofanira kutsvaka kuvaka ruzhinji kuburikidza nekukumbira vanhu vari "kurudyi". Vachitaura vari mubhazi ravo remushandirapamwe rine ruvara rune ruvara rune ruvara rune ruvara rune ruvara rune ruvara rune ruvara rune ruvara rune ruvara rune ruvara rune ruvara rune ruvara: VaFarage vave vachiita nharo munguva yose yokurwira sarudzo, mukuedza kunooneka kwokuita misoro yenhau uye kusimbisa vhoti huru yeUKIP. Akashorwa munhaurirano yokutanga yavatungamiriri veTV nokuda kwokutaura kuti vanhu vane HIV havafaniri kubvumirwa kupinda muBritain uye mune yechipiri nokuda kwokurwisa vateereri nokuda kwokuva kuruboshwe zvikuru. Pashure pokutsoropodzwa kuti Ukip manifesto yairatidzira zviso zvose zvichena, akasimbirira nezuro kuti kwakanga kune mutauriri webato 'hafu mutema' airatidzwa zvikuru - uye'munhu mumwe mutema chose chose.' Mutungamiri weLib Dem akaudza mupepeti wezvematongerwo enyika weMailOnline Matt Chorley kuti'mabhandwagon ekurudyi' ari kukomberedza 'hutungamiri hweConservative husina tariro' Miriam González Durantez ave achinyora blog yezvokudya. Nick Clegg haagoni kubika zvakanaka mudzimai wake Miriam anongomurega achiita...
ZVOKUNGA ZVAZVO Nick Clegg anonyevera kuti mutungamiri weUkip ari 'kudzikira' Anotonga Farage nokuda kwemashoko pamusoro pevatorwa uye 'hafu vatema' vanokwikwidza. Anonyevera kuti Cameron achakwezvwa kurudyi nemaparamende ake neUKIP. Vamwe vaTories vanoda kudzorera chirango chorufu ndokurambidza burka. VaLib Dems vari 'kuwirirana' neruzhinji, asi vari kutambura kushandura mavhoti. Anobvuma kuva mubiki akaipa kwazvo zvokuti mudzimai wake Miriam anongomurega achigeza. Nigel Farage akatongerwa mhosva yokutaura nezve'vashanyi vatema hafu' uye kuda 'kufuratira varwere zvikuru' Akasimbirira kuti ruzhinji rwevanhu harubvumirani naizvozvo kutaura 'kunovenga' uye 'kunoparadzanisa' kworudyi rurefu neUKIP. Yakanyevera kuti vatungamiri veTory vakarasikirwa nechiremera chebato, uye vari muchikwereti kuvapanduki vokurudyi vanoda kudzorera chirango chorufu, kurambidza burka uye kuderedza hurumende. Akataura kuti maLib Dems ndiwo anonyanya kuwirirana nepfungwa dzevanhu, asi akabvuma kuti ari kutamburira kuishandura kuva mavhoti. Zvakaziviswa kuti mubiki akaipa kwazvo zvokuti mudzimai wake Miriam, uyo akazivisa kuti ave achibudisa bhuku rezvokudya muchivande, achangomurega achigeza ndiro chete.