Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Ishe Hall anodiwa,. Jeans dzangu dzakanyanya kutetepa, bvudzi rangu nderokudzidzira kudzora makore, shamwari dzangu dzose ndedzorudyi zvikuru uye ndave ndakadhakwa zvikuru pamberi paDavid Cameron kanopfuura kamwe chete. Asi hapana chimwe chezvikonzero izvi nei ndichida kuti mundipe basa raJeremy Clarkson. Ndinoziva kuti varume vazhinji vangaramba pfungwa yokuti mukadzi anogona kutora nzvimbo yaJeremy. Tarisa zvakaitika kuna Sue Perkins vhiki rino, uyo akawana mashoko akawanda ekutuka paTwitter apo zita rake rakataurwa nokuda kwebasa racho, mumutsara wokuti: "Varume vanogadzira motokari, vakadzi vanogadzira keke". Asi ndinofunga kuti ndakanyatsokodzera basa racho, uye unyanzvi hwangu hunokosha ndehwokutanga. Ndinoda motokari. Dzorera pasi kuti uone vhidhiyo. Sarah Vine anoti BBC inofanira kutarisa mberi kupfuura varume chete kana toreva nezvokutsvaka mutariri weterevhizheni kuti atsive Jeremy Clarkson paTop Gear. Nei zvakadaro? Nemhaka yokuti vakadzi vanoda motokari zvikuru sezvinoita varume! Ndinoda makuru ane zvigaro zveganda nemadheshibhodhi emiti yemiorivhi. Ndinofarira dzakapenga dzine marudzi matatu okusimudzwa. Ndinofarira zviduku, zvinopenya zvine madenderedzwa anonakidza anotenderera. Ndinoda echinyakare ane chokes dzomumaoko. Ndinotoda aya echiFrench asina kujairika ane hydraulic suspension anonzwa uye anobata sezvikepe zvomugungwa. Nguva dzose dzisingakanganwiki muupenyu hwangu dzinoratidzira injini yomukati inopisa. Ndichiri mucheche, nzira bedzi iyo vabereki vangu vaigona kundiita kuti ndiende kunorara kwaiva kundityaira vachipoterera chivako muMini Cooper yavo. Kakawanda. Pandakanga ndafa nehope, vaizvipa mubayiro nedoro nehomwe yechips, vachindisiya ndichirara nomufaro mupaki yemotokari yebhawa. Idzo dzakanga dziri nguva dzokuzviregerera. Pandaiva nemakore mana, takatamira kuItaly uye Mini yacho yakatengeswa. Ndakanamatira pamudziyo wokudzivirira upenyu hwangu, sokunge vakanga vauya kuzotora teddy rangu randinofarira. Pakupedzisira, zvisinei, zvakanga zvakanaka, nokuti nokukurumidza yakatsiviwa netarisiro inofadza zvikuru zvikuru: Alfasud yeorenji <unk> Alfa Romeo yavarombo <unk> umo taizotenderera Roma nokukurumidza zvikuru. Zvisinei, kwakanga kusati kuri kutozosvikira baba vangu vawana basa neFiat, apo...
Sue Perkins akatukwa paTwitter apo zita rake rakataurwa. Murangariro mukuru wakataurwa wakanga uri wokuti "Varume vanogadzira motokari, vakadzi vanogadzira keke". Pano, Sarah Vine anotaura chikonzero nei vakadzi vachiwanzofarira motokari sezvinoita varume.