Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Chiratidzo chokufarirwa icho vezvematongerwe enyika vakawanda vangapa ruoko rwavo rworudyi nokuda kwe <unk> uye uchapupu hwokuti kana Boris Johnson akambomirira kuva mutungamiriri weTory, ane vhoti yevakadzi. Meya weLondon akapiwa kutsvoda kukuru pahuma yake yokurudyi nomumwe muvhoti ainyanya kufarira nezuro sezvaaibatsira vamwe vake mushandirapamwe muRamsgate. Uye sezvaakapinda mumotokari yake gare gare, akaonekwa ane mavanga matsvuku erusvini pahuma yake yechipiri. Dzorera pasi kuti uone vhidhiyo. Boris Johnson akagamuchirwa zvakanaka kwazvo muRamsgate zvokuti akadzingwa aine mucherechedzo weruvara rwechigunwe pahuma yake. VaJohnson vanogamuchira kutsvoda kwokufara - sezvo rutsigiro rwavakadzi rwaTory Mayor rusingaratidzi chiratidzo chokuderera. Vakadzi vechiduku vaviri vanotora selfie naVaJohnson sezvavakanga vachitsvaka rutsigiro muLondon nezuro. VaJohnson vanomira nokuda kweimwezve selfie nomufudzi muduku, vasati vaenda kumigwagwa yeRamsgate, Kent. Boris Johnson nezuro akatungamira kurwisa kukuru kwevaTory kuseri kwechivanze chaNigel Farage paakabatwa nemhomho <unk> ndokusvirwa <unk> nevateveri pachigaro apo mutungamiri weUkip anotarisira kuva muparamende. Meya weLondon akabuda mumigwagwa yeRamsgate, achizvirumbidza kuti nzvero dzakanga dzichichinja dzichifarira vaTories. Mushure mokushanyira zvitoro nokudya ice cream, VaJohnson vakati 'vakanyatsotarisira uye nechido' kuti vamise VaFarage kukunda chigaro cheSouth Thanet. VaFarage vakapika kusiya basa ravo semutungamiri weUkip kana vakakundikana kukunda chigaro, uko maTories ari kudzivirira ruzhinji rwemazana manomwe nemazana matanhatu. Pashure pokunge dzimwe nzvero dzaratidza kuti aigona kutambura, Ukip yakawedzera zvinhu zvayo pachigaro cheKent. Asi vaTories vanotarisira kukumbira vanhu vanotsigira mamwe mapato anoda kumisa Ukip kuti 'vangativhotere uye vagure musoro wenyoka.' Panguva yokufamba kwake nezuro, VaJohnson vakasimbirira kuti vavhoti vaiziva kuti maTories chete ndiwo anogona kuchengetedza kupora: 'Pane ngozi chaiyo yokuti mamwe mapato angafungidzira vanhu kuti pane imwe nzira.' NaTory Craig Mackinlay parutivi pake, VaJohnson vakadya ice cream muTory party blue, vakakurukura nevanhu vomunharaunda vakanga vagere kunze kwemabhawa uye vakagovera mapepa. Sezvaakadzingwa kubva...
Meya weLondon anogamuchira kutsvoda kunobva kumufudzi wechikadzi uye anosiiwa nechiratidzo chetsvuku. VaJohnson vakakurudzira vavhoti kuti vadzivise Farage pachigaro chinokosha cheSouth Thanet. Mukushanya kuRamsgate akazvirumbidza kuti nzvero dzakanga dzichichinja dzichifarira vaTories. Akataura kuti'nokudisa uye nechido' anotarisira kumisa Farage kukunda.