Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Ndiwo mubvunzo mukuru wokubika uyo unoparadzanisa Westcountry: apo unodya scone, unoisa jamu kana kuti kirimu pakutanga here? Nhasi David Cameron akapinda mukukakavadzana kwenguva refu, uye akakurumidza kuvhiringidzika pamusoro penzira yeDevon neCornish yokudya mukaka weti. Mutungamiriri weHurumende akaita chikanganiso paakashanyira Devon, asati aisa pangozi hasha dzevanotsigira zvakarurama nokutaura kuti 'zvose zvinonaka zvakafanana.' Dzorera pasi kuti uone vhidhiyo. David Cameron, achishanyira Devon mangwanani ano, akaita chikanganiso chokukanganisa nzira mbiri dzokudya mukaka womuchero. Unodya sei scone yako? Unodya sei scone yako? Zvino tauraiwo zvamunofunga. Mutungamiriri weTory apedza zuva rose achishandira muDevon, uko anofanira kukunda zvigaro zvinoverengeka kana achizova nomukana upi noupi wokukunda ruzhinji. Asi tariro dzake dzokuwana rutsigiro mudunhu racho dzakaparadzwa nezvokudya zvake zvaainge asina kuita sezvaakataura nevashandi nevatengi veTea by the Taw paThe Strand muBarnstaple, yakashuma kudaro North Devon Gazette. Vezvematongerwe enyika vose vakanaka vanoziva nzira yokuita nayo kurukurirano duku navavhoti, asi kurukurirano yejamu nekirimu haisi nhau isingakoshi. Mukuedza kukwezva vagari vomunzvimbomo, VaCameron vakashinga kuti: 'Paunenge uri muDevon unogadzira marimu nekirimu nenzira yakasiyana neyaCornwall, ndizvo here?' Achinzwa kuti kukanganisa kwakanga kwava kuda kuitika, akaenderera mberi achiti: 'Ndichaita izvi zvisiri izvo, handizvo here?' Kufanotaura kwake kwakanga kwakarurama, sezvaakawedzera, kuti: 'MuDevon kunotanga... nejamu ndokuisa kirimu pamusoro?' Mashoko ake akagamuchirwa nokunyarara uye zviso zvematombo, sezvo vashandi vakaziva kuti mumwe munhu aifanira kuisa Prime Minister zvakanaka. 'Nzira isina kururama. Ndaiziva kuti ndaizokanganisa", akadaro VaCameron. 'Zvose zvinonaka zvakafanana, handizvo here? Kukakavadzana pamusoro pokuti kunofanira kutanga kuve nejamu here kana kuti kirimu, uye kirimu yakarohwa kana kuti yakasanganiswa, kwave kuchiitika kwezvizvarwa, nokureva nezvokudya zvinotapira zvinodzokera shure muzana remakore rechi11. Tsika yeDevon ndeyokutanga kusasa chipanji nekirimu, nepo maCornish <unk> avo vanotaurawo kuti vakagadzira tii yekirimu <unk> vanogadzira zvipanji zvavo nenzira yakatarisana. Makore maviri apfuura, mumwe mudzidzi akarangarira izvo...
Mutungamiriri wehurumende anoita chikanganiso chokubika sezvaanoedza kukwezva vavhoti veDevon. Achitaura muBarnstaple cafe, akaedza kutanga kufungidzira marimu kana kirimu. Vanhu vokuCornish vanoshandisa marimu ane kirimu pamusoro, asi vanhu vokuDevon vanozviita nenzira yakasiyana.