Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Jeremy Scott's spring/summer 2015 collection for Moschino yakakonzera Insta-stampede, ichipotsa yaputsa internet paakatumira zvidhori zvevanhu zveBarbie pasi pemugwagwa. Musoro unogadzira, uyo anozivikanwa nokuita kuti kitsch ive inotonhorera, akatumira mamodheru ake pasi pemugwagwa muMilan mune zvipfeko zvakafuridzirwa zvidhori zveBarbie kumutinhimira weAqua's iconic 90s hit, Ndiri Musikana weBarbie. Somutongi wokupedzisira wemiitiro, kunoratidzika kuti tose zvedu tingave tichipfeka nhumbi dzomuviri dzeruvara rune ruvara rune ruvara rwakajeka uye zvipfeko zvikuru zvevasikana mwaka uno. Asi chitarisiko chacho chinoshanda muupenyu chaihwo here? Uye uchawana ngwariro nokuda kwezvikonzero zvakanaka here? Akuremerwa nemhete, Olivia Phillips, ane makore 30, mutori wenhau paEmirates Woman, akasarudza kuziva nokubuda mumigwagwa yeDubai akapfeka sechivezwa chinonyatsozivikanwa. Izvi ndizvo zvakaita kuti akwire... Dzorera pasi kuti uone vhidhiyo. Kana muunganidzwa waMoschino wapashure uri chinhu chipi nechipi chokuenda nacho, Barbie achava mufananidzo wedu womutoo mwaka uno. Akaremedzwa nemhete, Olivia Phillips akaenda kumigwagwa (uye kuzvitoro zvikuru) zveDubai akapfeka sechidhori chinozivikanwa. Ndakafanana naBarbie wevampire; ndinongobuda usiku chete. Maawa ezuva, pane rumwe rutivi, inyaya yakasiana zvikuru, neni ndichitsigira yunifomu yakafanana, yakaderera-fi yejean dzakatetepa, majasi emabhasikoro nebhinzi rakashata. Zvisinei, shamwari yangu inogara usiku yakasiyana zvikuru; ine zvitsitsinho zvakakwirira uye bvudzi rakatokwirira. Saka kunyange zvazvo kupfeka Jeremy Scott's Barbie-yakakurudzirwa Moschino muunganidzwa kwakanga kusiri zvikuru sekusvetuka kune simba rose kwandiri sezvazvaizova nokuda, toti, kwenyika yose, kwakanga kuchiri kuda chitsama chakati che chutzpah kuchiendesa kumigwagwa. Kunyange zvakadaro, ndakawana ushingi hwangu ndokubuda panze kuti ndione chaizvo kuti kutaridzika kwacho kwaizoshandura sei muupenyu chaihwo. Zvakangotora kutsvakurudza kweGoogle kumwe chete kuratidza kuti Barbie achiri akakurumbira zvakadini - asi chimwe chinhu chakanakidza zvikuru chaiva kucherechedza maitiro ehofisi apo bhokisi guru rakabva kuMoschino rakasvika padhesiki rangu. Ndiine shungu dzakafanana nedzinowanzoshandiswa pakuendesa Magnolia, ndakangoerekana ndakapoteredzwa neboka ravakadzi vanofara, vachiseka vari pamugumo. Olivia... ndinogona kukuudza.
Olivia Phillips, ane makore 30, akazunza Muschino kubva kumusoro kusvika kutsoka. Ndakaenda kusupamaketi uye kune rimwe gungano rezvemifananidzo uye ndakafarirwa nevanhu vakawanda. Vanhu vakamutarisa, vakamubetsera nokutenga kwake ndokuti airatidzika sekeke.