Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Anozvikudza: mbavha ine chisimba Lynch achiratidzira nokuda kwe selfie yejeri. Achitarisa kamera nehasha, mbavha ine chisimba Craig 'Lazie' Lynch anoratidza muviri wake wakashongedzwa mumutsara wemifananidzo yakashinga yakatorwa muchitokisi chake chejeri <unk> kubva kwaanonzi ari kuwana mari yakawanda nokushandisa nzvimbo dzisingabvumirwi nomutemo. Lynch ari kupika makore mapfumbamwe nokuda kwenyaya dzokupamba kwechikwata chine masimba masimba, kubatanidza imwe umo banga rakaiswa pamutsipa wababa vanotya pamberi pemhuri yavo. Kushandisa makombiyuta, mapurogiramu enhau uye nharembozha zvinorambidzwa zvachose. Asi, sezviri kuratidzwa nomufananidzo uyu nezvinyorwa zvake, Lynch ave akasununguka kutarisira nzvimbo yepaFacebook yokunyomba ari muchitokisi chake muBedford Prison. Uye, maererano neaichimbova shamwari yake, ari kuishandisa kuita purofiti huru kubva mumapeji ewebhu anotengesa zvinodhaka zviri pamutemo. Shamwari yacho, zvino yakashatirwa naLynch uye ne'chimiro chendangariro' chevakuru vemajeri, yakaudza The Mail musi weSvondo kuti tsotsi rine ndebvu rakava'muzvinabhizimisi akazviita amene anowana mari yakawanda kwazvo isina mutero ari mutorongo iyo yaakaisa muzvivako muCyprus, Ireland neSpain uye motokari dzemotokari dzakanaka.' Lynch, ane makore 34, ari kukurukurirana nguva dzose ne'shamwari' dzinopfuura 400, achinyomba ruramisiro yeBritain nokuzvirumbidza pamusoro pokushandisa iPhone neSamsung Galaxy. Anovandudza mapurogiramu enhau ne'selfie' uye mapikicha ezvokudya zvinotorwa achienda nazvo <unk> uye anotaura kuti akaiswa tattoo sei, anonwa vodka, anotamba mitambo yepaIndaneti uye ane mudzidzisi womunhu oga. 'Anofanira kuva mutorongo sechirango, kwete kuraramira ikoko,' akadaro aichimbova shamwari. 'Iye anozvitutumadza, ane unyanzvi, uye ane zvivako zviri mhiri kwemakungwa nemabhizimisi ari muUK. 'Zvinoshamisa kuti izvi zvose zvinobva muupombwe, zvinobudiswa paFacebook ndiri mujeri.' Aka hakasi kekutanga kuti Lynch <unk> uyo akaonekwa mudare ka22 nokuda kwemhosva 66 <unk> ashandise Facebook kuseka zviremera. Muna 2009 akashandisa nzvimbo yacho kunetsa mapurisa pashure pokunyangarika kubva kuHollesley Bay Prison, Suffolk, kwaakanga ari kupika mutongo wemakore manomwe nokuda kwokupamba kwakakomba. Akasungwazve muna January 2010. Akazosunungurwa gare gare asi muna August gore rapera akawanwa ane mhaka ye...
Craig Lynch, ane makore 34, ari kupika makore mapfumbamwe nokuda kwenyaya dzokupamba kwechikwata chine masimba masimba. Akatora mifananidzo yakatevedzana yokuzvitora pachake yakaiswa pamagariro evanhu. Maererano neshamwari yake, ari kushandisa Facebook kuti awane mari yakawanda paIndaneti. Zvinonzi ari kutengesa zvinodhaka zviri pamutemo uye ari kuisa mari muzvinhu zviri mhiri kwemakungwa.