Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  'Haiwa, haiwa! PaWaterloo Napoleon akazvipira, akaimba Sweden's fab four mu Eurovision Song Contest yavo ine mukurumbira. Zvino ikoku kungasvika sechishamiso, asi waizova wakanaka kurairwa kusavimba naAbba kukubetsera nebasa rako rechikoro rapamba renhau. Kana Benny naBjorn chaizvoizvo vakabatikana mukusaziva uku kwokuzviisa pasi apo vakanyora rwiyo rwavo (vanyori venziyo havapisi pamusoro pezvokwadi <unk> vanofara kutaura chinhu chipi nechipi chero bedzi chichiita rwiyo), vangadai vakawana zvokwadi apo ivo gare gare vakashanyira Wellington Museum muWaterloo, kumaodzanyemba kweBrussels muBelgium. Kuona kweHougoumont purazi kubva kuThe Lion's Mound kana Butte du Lion pamunda wehondo weWaterloo, Belgium. Tichifunga nezvomufananidzo waAbba paakashanya, uri kuratidzwa zvakajeka mumuziyamu, boka racho rinoratidzika kuva rakagamuchirwa kumhemberero inofadza ye limousine nomuguta racho. Haiwa, haiwa: vanhu veWaterloo vanofanira kuva vakafara. Zvirokwazvo Napoleon haana kutera paWaterloo. Kwakanga kune zuva refu rokurwa pazuva iroro raJune muna 1815 uye mavambo asina kugadzikana zvikuru nokuda kweboka reUK, asi nemhaka yebetsero yePrussia yakasvika gare gare, mukomana Wellington pakupedzisira akaita zvakanaka. Apo Napoleon akaona kuti zvinhu zvakanga zvichienda zvakashata, akakurumidza kuenda kuParis, kwaakazobvisa chigaro. Nokukurumidza pashure pacho, Boney akaendeswa navaBritish kuchitsuwa chiri kure cheAtlantic cheSt Helena, uko akafira makore matanhatu gare gare mumamiriro ezvinhu aifanira kutarisirwa namudzidzisi wezvokurapa kwacho naMiss Marple. "Waterloo" yakakurumidza kupinda mumutauro weChirungu sechirevo che"kukundwa kwakasimba". Asi nepo vaBritain vachiziva zvakaitika apo Napoleon akasangana neWaterloo yake, nyika inotaura chiFrench haina kunyatsogutsikana. Vanodzokorora Hondo yeWaterloo vakamira vakapfeka zvipfeko zvenhau, vane pfuti nemireza. Belgium yakakamurwa kuva mativi maviri: anotaura chiFlemish neanotaura chiFrench. Zvinosuruvarisa nokuda kwezvinangwa zvokupemberera gore kuti Waterloo iri muhafu yeFrance umo vagari vomunzvimbomo vari kugadzirira kupemberera gore ramakore mazana maviri reHondo yeWaterloo <unk> naNapoleon senyeredzi isingarwiswi yechiitiko chacho. VaAnglo-Belgian vomunzvimbomo...
Kupesana nerwiyo rwaAbba, Napoleon haana kutera paWaterloo. Hospisi yeTemplar iri kushandurwa kuva resitorendi-ne-bhawa, miziyamu. May anoona gore rechi75 re'kukundikana kunoshamisa' kweOperation Dynamo.