Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Mutsara wemutori wenhau wekubvunza zvine chekuita neApril Fools 'Day gag yakasiya Arsene Wenger achivhiringidzika panguva yeChina pre-Liverpool musangano wenhau. MailOnline yakabudisa nyaya musi waApril Fools 'Day ichitaura kuti pamberi pekupokana kweArsenal neLiverpool kuEmirates, vese vatambi vechikwata vasati vatamba nevatungamiriri Per Mertesacker naJordan Henderson vaizotenderera vachirarama nenyika. Nhau yacho yakanga iri nhema asi yakatokwanisa kuunza nyonganiso yakawanda kuna Wenger nevatori venhau vakaungana pamusangano wenhau weChina. Mutungamiri weArsenal, Arsene Wenger, anobvunza mibvunzo kubva kune vezvenhau pamusangano wenhau weChina. Wenger anotendeukira kumukuru weArsenal ari kure nekamera mushure mekunge abvunzwa nezvekutaura kwechikwata chaPer Mertesacker. Wenger anoudzwa kuti nhau yacho yakanga iri kuseka kwaApril Fools uye pasina hwaro hwechokwadi kwairi. Mukuru mukuru weGunners nevanobudisa nhau vakaungana vakatanga kuseka zvichitevera kuzivisa uku. 'Per Mertsacker vhiki ino achapa hurukuro yechikwata mhenyu munyika yose,' akabvunza kudaro mutori wenhau. 'Izvozvo handizvo zvinoitika here pamberi pomutambo uyu?' Mutungamiri weGunners akavhiringidzika anobva atendeukira kumutauriri wake wepepanhau kure nekamera uyo anoudza Wenger kuti: 'Ndinofunga kuti ihwohwo hunhu hweApril Fools'. 'Ah, ndinokumbira ruregerero,' mutori wenhau anopindura achikurudzira Wenger nevatori venhau vakaungana kuti vawire mukuseka. Nyaya yedu yakataura kuti Premier League yakanyengetedza makirabhu ayo kuti ashandire pamwe nekufamba kuitira kuti arambe achifambirana nemamiriro ezvinhu ezvigadzirwa zvemagetsi ari kuramba achichinja. Vakwikwidzi vacho vanonzi vakabvumirana kuti vave nemitemo yakasimba yakawanda ichaita kuti pave nechokwadi chokuti hapana divi rinosiyiwa risina mukana. Nyaya yacho inoti: 'Kunyange zvazvo hurukuro dzechikwata dzaMertesacker naHenderson dzisingazoratidzwi paBT Sport - vari kutepfenyura mutambo wacho mhenyu paTV - vateveri vane smartphone vachakwanisa kuuteerera. 'Shanduro itsva yemagariro evanhu inonzi Periscope - yakatangwa svondo rapera - ichaita hurukuro dzezvikwata zvose sezvo ichitsvaka kupinda mumusika wemitambo.' Sportsmail yakaratidza masikati aApril 1 kuti nhau yacho yakanga iri nhema chaizvoizvo - chimwe chinhu icho munyori wenhau adudzwa anofanira kuva akapotsa! Iyo...
Arsenal inosangana neLiverpool kuEmirates musi weMugovera masikati. VaGunners pari zvino vari pachinhanho chechitatu muPremier League. Chikwata chaArsene Wenger chiri kutsvaka kusimbisa nzvimbo yavo pakati pezvikwata zvina zvepamusoro. Kuti uverenge MailOnline Sport's April Fools' Day gag, baya pano. Wenger anoratidza zvakavanzika zvekusarudzwa kwechikwata chake cheArsenal. Dzvanya apa kuti uwane nhau dzichangoburwa dzeArsenal.