Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  Martin 'Mad Dog' Allen anodzoka nekoramu yake yazvino yeSportsmail. Mutungamiriri weBarnett anotaura nezvokukosha kwazvinoita kuti mauto atevedzere murayiro mukati meiyi nhambo inokosha yomwaka. Kutora Bhisikiti. Mazuva mashomanana apfuura shamwari yangu yekare Jimmy Carter, mutambi wenhabvu akatambira Millwall, Liverpool neArsenal kwete Mutungamiriri weUnited States, akashanyira Barnet ndokundisiira pasuru yakanaka yemabhisikiti echokoreti yemukaka muhofisi mangu. Pashure pokurovedza, kuti ndibatsirwe kuzvibvisa, ndakasarudza kupa vamwe vatambi vedu. Vokutanga vanomwe vakapfuura nomusuo wehofisi yangu vakadanwa nokuda kwekapu yePG Tips uye kurukurirano. Ndakakumbira mumwe nomumwe wavo kuti atore bhisikiti ndokuripa vamwe vari muboka racho. Ndakaramba ndichidzokorora, nguva imwe neimwe: Tora rimwe woripfuudza, tora rimwe woripfuudza. Mumwe mutambi akanga asingadi bhisikiti uye akangopfuudza pasuru yacho. Martin Allen anodavira kuti zvinokosha kuti mauto atevedzere murayiro munguva iyi inokosha yomwaka. Ndakavamisa mumakwara avo ndokumubvunza chikonzero nei akanga asina kutora bhisikiti. Uyu wakanga uri mukana wokusimbisa kuti kunokosha sei kutevera nhungamiro yomurairidzi. Handina kuvaudza kuti vadye - ndakavaudza kuti vatore rimwe vopa rimwe. Vamwe vatanhatu vakanga vakatarira mabhisikiti avo vachimirira kuti vaende mberi. Ndakadzorera pasuru yacho kumutambi uye iye zvino akatora bhisikiti rake. Ndakaita kuti vose vazive kuti vaigona kudya kana vaida, uye kana vasina kuidzorera kudesiki rangu, uye ndakavamanikidza vose pavakanga vava kubuda mukamuri racho. Kana zvasvika padanho iri rinokosha romwaka, unoda kuti mauto ako ose agadzirire kutevera mirairo. Idzodzi kana dzikasakwevera murimwe divi. Pasinei zvapo nemwero, nguva dzose kunokosha kuva nevatambi vako vose vari muOne Direction. Kungofanana neboka, kana une munhu mumwe chete anoda kuenda neimwe nzira, kuita chimwe chinhu chakasiyana, chimwe chinhu chichaputsika uye tsika dzechikwata nokubatana zvichaputswa. Pakupera kwemwaka webhizimisi, kunokosha zvikuru kuti vashande seboka. Vanhu vanofanira kuita mabasa avo; kudzivirira mitambo yakatarwa, chimiro chokudzivirira apo iwe uri...
Martin Allen anodavira kuti inguva inokosha yokuti mauto atevere mirairo. Vatambi vakaita saJohn Terry vanoita kuti chikwata chose chifambe nenzira imwe chete. Murangariro munhabvu unofanira kuchinja uye unofanira kuchinja nokukurumidza. Mukuru mukuru weBirmingham Garry Rowett ari kuenda kumusoro chaiko.