Pfupisa nyaya yacho:  David Cameron anofarira kuratidzira mufananidzo somunhu 'anozorora' wezvematongerwe enyika asingavhiringidzwi nezvinetso zvematongerwe enyika - asi mangwanani ano maitiro ake akajairika akaita seakamusiya paakapfeka chipfeko chinoshamisa pamushandirapamwe. Mutungamiriri wehurumende airatidzika kuneta sezvaakaburuka muchitima chokurara paPenzance nhasi, pamberi pehurukuro umo akapa 'chirongwa chake cheCornwall.' VaConservatives vari kurwisana nevatsigiri vavo veMubatanidzwa muSouth-West sezvavanotsvaka kubvuta masimba enharaunda dzinokosha kubva kuLiberal Democrats. Asi VaCameron vachiri kutevera bato reLabour Party raEd Miliband munyika yose, kwangosara mazuva 14 chete kuti zuva rokuvhota risvike. David Cameron akaburuka muchitima chokurara paPenzance mangwanani ano akapfeka majini, shangu dzakanaka uye jasi rehondo. Rwendo: Mutungamiriri weHurumende akafamba kwemaawa masere kubva pachiteshi chePaddington kusvika kuCornwall. Aneta: Mutungamiri weTory airatidzika kuva asina kufarikanya hope dzakanaka dzousiku muchitima uye akanga akapfeka mubatanidzwa usingawanzoitiki wemicheka yakasviba bedzi. Ongororo yeYouGov yakabudiswa mangwanani ano yakaisa Labor pa34 muzana - poindi imwe mberi kwevaTories. VaLib Dems vari kumashure ne7 muzana neUKIP iri pachinzvimbo chechitatu ne14 muzana. VaCameron vakataura mubvunzurudzo vhiki rino kuti 'vanogara vachikwanisa kuratidza runyararo' - zvisinei, vaitaridzika chero chinhu kunze kworunyararo pachiteshi chePenzance. Mutungamiriri wehurumende airatidzika sokunge akanga ane chinetso chokurara parwendo rwemaawa masere kubva pachiteshi cheLondon chePaddington. Bvudzi rake rakanga risina kurongedzwa zvakanaka uye akanga akapfeka musanganiswa usingazivikanwi wemajean ane majombo anopenya ayo angarangarirwa kuva akafanira zvikuru nokuda kwesuti yebhizimisi yakangwara. Kwokuenda: Sezviri pachena akasarudza munhu akarara kuitira kuti arege kushandisa nguva yake pakufamba. Zvipfeko: VaCameron vaipfeka bhachi rebhuruu, hembe yebhuruu yakasviba, majini uye shangu dzakasviba dzakanaka - pamwe nebhokisi dzvuku. Kufuridzirwa? VaCameron vangave vaiedza kushandisa pfungwa yemhando yeMutungamiri weAmerica Barack Obama. VaCameron vaipfeka bhachi rine ruvara rwepepuru nehembe yepolo yebhuruu yakasviba, uye vaipfeka zvipfeko zvaiva...
Mutungamiri wehurumende akafamba kubva kuLondon kuenda kuPenzance muchitima chokurara. Akanga achiratidzika kuva akaodzwa mwoyo uye akaneta apo akaburuka muchitima mangwanani ano. Cameron akanga akapfeka majini ane shangu dzakanaka dzeruvara rutsvuku nejasi rebhuruu. VaTories vanoda kudzinga maLib Dems kubva kuSouth-West musarudzo. Vashandi vachiri mberi muongororo dzenyika yose, ne34% vakagadzirira kutsigira bato racho. VaTories vari 1% shure, pa33%, neLib Dems pa7% uye Ukip pa14%.