Ka taƙaita labarin:  Za ka ji daɗi game da abincin da ba shi da kyau idan aka yi masa ado kamar na abinci mai daɗi? Wannan ita ce tambayar da mabiyan wani sabon asusun Instagram mai wayo ke tambayar kansu, bayan sun yi zurfin bincike kan irin abincin da ake cinyewa a yanar gizo. Bayyanawa a ƙarƙashin sunan almara don kasancewa ba a san shi ba, Chef Jacques LaMerde - wanda kusan ya fassara zuwa 'jack sh--' - asusun yana ba'a a kan cin abinci mai tsada ta hanyar yin ado da arha, mai kiba, kayan kantin sayar da kayayyaki don yin kama da abubuwan kirkirar kayan abinci. Ba wai kawai an ƙera faranti da fasaha ba, amma suna zuwa da kwatankwacin rubutu. Wani kwatancen, wanda ke nuna Hot Pocket a matsayin cibiyar, ya karanta: 'Hot Pockets da aka yi da hay-baked tare da ɓoyayyen Valley Bacon Ranch spheres da puree na Zoodles' Fancy cewa: Asusun Instagram Jacques LaMerde yana yin kayan abinci mara kyau kamar cin abinci mai kyau don yin ba'a a manyan gidajen cin abinci. An ga a nan wani dankali mai dankali tare da kunshin naman alade, Spongebob Squarepants macaroni da ketchup. Zan sami s'more, don Allah: Wannan nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'i ne na cakulan na yau da kullum 'daga ɓangaren daskarewa,' banana popsicle, 'Muscle Milk spheres' da Graham crackers cream cream. Abin farin ciki. Gourmet duk hanyar: A nan muna da wani cupcake da Rainbow Dunk-A-Roos, yogurt raisins, dusted tare da Starbucks Mocha Frappacino 'caviar' Flavorsome: A nan muna da wani yanki na Jimmy Dean tsiran alade tare da gwangwani spring vegetas, Frito hoops da kuma wani 'babban baki tsaftacewa harbi na fermented Lake Michigan ruwa da nutisional (sic) yisti rim. Ya yi kama da ɗan bambanci a nan: Abincin yana amfani da abinci mai sauƙi, na yau da kullum, irin su Fritos da Jimmy Dean sausage patties. Lokaci na kayan zaki: Ya yi kyau sosai, ko ba haka ba? A zahiri kawai Pop Tart ne tare da Mike da Ike da wasu Mentos da ke warwatse. Gastronomic: An kira wannan kirkirar 'Bugs a kan sanda' kuma yana nuna raisins a kan sandar seleri tare da Cheez Whiz da shreds kale. Don ganin cikakken Instagram, ziyarci @chefjacqueslamerde.
Asusun Instagram da ba a san shi ba mai suna Chef Jacques LaMerde yana yin ba'a a cin abinci mai tsada. Hotuna suna nuna kayan abinci na funk da aka shirya da fasaha, kamar Dunk-a-roos da Cheez Whiz. Asusun yana da mabiya sama da 18,000. Hotunan suna da cikakkun bayanai: 'Yana nuna shan ruwa mai tsabta na tafkin Michigan'