Ka taƙaita labarin:  Jeremy Clarkson ya zama mai gwagwarmayar kare muhalli, Simon Cowell zai kasance a kan £ 5 da kuma Leaning Tower na Pisa yana zama wani otel na alatu, ya fito a yau. Amma kafin ku yi farin ciki da wannan jerin labarai masu yawa, zai iya zama kyakkyawan ra'ayi don bincika kwanan wata - saboda duk abubuwan da aka bayyana ba komai bane face wasan kwaikwayo na ranar Afrilu. Kuma masu karatu da ke da hankali za su iya lura cewa Mail ma ta shiga cikin yanayin - labarinmu na musamman game da motocin baƙi na wurin shakatawa na safari da aka kare daga birai tare da kunshin kumfa, abin takaici, an ƙirƙira shi. Daga cikin sauran barkwancin da suka shiga cikin labarai a yau sun kasance sabbin hanyoyin trampoline na Tesco, da kuma iƙirarin cewa an zaɓi ƙungiyar Manchester United ta amfani da ikon ilimin taurari. Gungura ƙasa don bidiyo. Ya yi: Akasin abin da Mail ta ruwaito, Longleat Safari Park ba ya sanya kwalliyar kumfa a kusa da motocin baƙi. Amma wurin shakatawa na safari a zahiri ba shi da buƙatar irin waɗannan matakan tsauri don karewa daga kisan gilla. Polli Faro na Jaridar Guardian ya ruwaito cewa Mista Clarkson ya yi watsi da hanyoyin da yake son man fetur bayan 'daren duhu na ruhu', kuma ya yanke shawarar cewa yana so ya sadaukar da rayuwarsa bayan Top Gear don yaƙin neman zaɓe game da hayakin carbon. Ya kamata ya gaya wa jaridar cewa ya fara tuka Toyota Prius, kuma yana son Gwamnati ta rage iyakar gudun kasa zuwa 20mph, ko 45mph a kan hanyoyin mota. 'Akwai lokacin da dole ne mutum ya tambayi kansa abin da yake tsayawa da gaske,' in ji Mista Clarkson. Kuma a gare ni, wannan shi ne makamashi mai dorewa, rage yawan zirga-zirga da kuma kawo karshen kin jinin baƙi da nuna bambanci. The Sun ta bayyana cewa an shirya sake fasalin takardar fam 5 tare da fuskar Simon Cowell a kai bayan wani zaben jama'a don gano shahararrun mashahuran. An kuma ba da rahoton cewa David Beckham da Helen Mirren za su maye gurbin Sarauniya a kan takardun kuɗi a nan gaba. Pranks: Jeremy Clarkson yanzu ya zama mai fafutukar kare muhalli kuma Simon Cowell za a saka shi a kan takardar £ 5, a cewar rahotannin ranar Afrilu. Innovation: Tesco ya yi ikirarin gabatar da hanyoyi masu tsalle-tsalle a cikin...
Ranar 1 ga watan Afrilu ta yi shelar tarin labaran karya da ke yaudarar masu karatu. Jaridar Guardian ta yi ikirarin cewa Jeremy Clarkson na yakin neman zabe ne a kan burbushin halittu. Simon Cowell zai maye gurbin Sarauniya a kan takardar £ 5, a cewar The Sun. An shirya Hasumiyar Pisa ta zama otal mai tsada, in ji wata jarida. Ant da Dec 'za su kara da Anton du Beke na Strictly zuwa ga masu gabatar da su'