Whakarāpopototia te tuhinga:  I puta he whakatūpato nui a te pirihimana i te kohinga moni a Comic Relief i te wa i kitea ai ia e haere ana i te huarahi nui i roto i te whakakakahu katoa e mau ana i te 'pire nui'. I karangatia ngā pirihimana patu, he hīkoi me ngā waka paturuhi ki te rohe o Whitefriars o Norwich i muri i te whakatārewatanga o ngā mema o te iwi whānui i te ata nei. Engari kua whakaaturia e ngā pirihimana ināianei ko te tangata, e noho ana i te rohe, e haere ana ki tētahi huihuinga kohikohi pūtea i roto i tētahi kākahu kākahu me tētahi AK47 tākaro. Ko te Kaitirotiro Matua a Chris Spinks i kii ko te tangata i tuku i te 'waea' me te 'whakamoemiti me te tino whakama'. E whai ana ngā pirihimana patu i tētahi'kaipatu' i roto i ngā kākahu whakakōkī katoa i kitea e haere ana i roto i tētahi pokapū taone nui. 'I te mutunga o te aro o te pāpāho i tae mai he waea waea ki a maatau e kii ana i whakaaro ratou kua kitea e ratou te tangata,' i kii ia. 'I haere mātou ki te kite i a ia i te 2 i te ahiahi, ā, he tino mihi ia, he tino whakama hoki. E rua o ā mātou rangatira i tuku kupu tohutohu kaha ki a ia. 'I tukua e ia te patu, he patu tāruaruaru. He tauira kirihou o te AK47 i peitaina e ia kia pono ake ai. 'Ko te mea i korerotia ki a ia, me te mea e korerotia e matou ki etahi atu, ko te tangata e hiahia ana ki te mahi i tetahi mea i waho o te tikanga me whakaaro tuatahi. 'Kei te mārama, i a koe e whakakakahu ana i a koe anō, e mōhio ana koe he aha ōu kaupapa, engari i mārama ētahi tāngata i tēnei ata, ā, i tika rātou ki te karanga i te pirihimana. 'I tino mōhio mātou ka pā mai ki te kaupapa kohikohi pūtea engari kāore i tino mōhio mātou nō reira i whakautu mātou ki tō mātou rōpū patu, tō mātou rōpū kuri, me tētahi hīkoi.' Kāore he kitenga o te tangata mai i te wā i whakautu ai ngā pirihimana ki ētahi karanga i tēnei ata. "Ko te rua o ngā kaupapa nui ōrite tēnei i puta i te marama whakamutunga. "Kei te hiahia mātou ki te whakamahara i te iwi kia āta whakaaro ki ngā pānga o te kawe i ngā patu tāruaruatanga me o rātau āhua whānui, arā, pērā i tēnei take, ka taea e ētahi atu mema o te iwi whānui te whakaaro he". Kāore he hara i mahia, engari i tae atu te tangata nei ki ngā pirihimana, ā, kua hoatu...
Na tētahi'kaikawe' i mau i te kākahu kākahu i whakaoho i te whakatūpato haumarutanga i Norwich. Engari kua whakakitea mai te tangata hei kohikohi moni Comic Relief i roto i te kākahu huatau. I whakarewahia e ngā pirihimana patu he hopu tangata, ā, i tukuna mai he hīkoi. Kāore he hara i mahia, engari i kōrerotia te tangata e te pirihimana. E mōhio ana koe ki tēnei tangata? Tukuna he īmēra ki a jenny.awford@dailymail.co.uk, waea rānei ki 02036154835.