Whakarāpopototia te tuhinga:  THE CHAPS' VIEW - nā Quentin Letts i tuhi. Ko tētahi o ngā mea ngaro nui o te tangata - ā, ko te tikanga o te tangata - kua rongoatia pea. Kua whangangahia e ngā kaipūtaiao o te King's College London ngā pene 15,000 i ngā whenua e 16. Na tēnei mahi i āhei ai rātou, i muri i te tuku i ngā kitenga ki roto i ngā rorohiko, i te whakatikatika i ngā tatauranga, i te huri i ngā kōpeke, i te whakairo i ngā kauwhata, ki te whakapuaki i tētahi rahi toharite mō ngā waka o raro. Ko te tikanga, kua mau ki runga i rite ki te whai hiranga hinengaro. Ko te āhua nei, he iti ake te tūponotanga o ngā tāne i tēnei wā ki te pāngia e te māharahara i runga i ō rātou ake ngoikoretanga. E mea ana a Quentin ko te whakapakoko o Michelangelo o te rau tau 16 o te Rawiri tahanga (i whakaahuatia), i ētahi wā he pūtake o te ngahau mo te 'tiddler' Kaore matou i korerotia ki a matou i nga waahanga logistical, ki te mea ko te kupu, o tenei mahinga ao-a-ao. I hiahiatia e te rangahau kia rua ngā pānui (tetahi i te waatea, tetahi e tu ana ki te aro wiri) mo ia tauira ataahua. He mea whakamiharo. Ko nga kaiawhina taiwhanga i tango i nga raraunga he tangata pouri, he tangata waenga-tau e korero ana i roto i nga reo o E. L. Wisty (te mohio-katoa o te kaiwhakaari a Peter Cook)? Ranei he wahine pakari, he wahine whakaipoipo, he kopu pakari, he kanohi whanui? He pēhea te tika o ngā inenga i tangohia? He aha ngā taputapu i whakamahia <unk> ngā rārangi kura, ngā rīpene ine, ngā micrometers laser, (ouch) rānei, ngā tīwiri makariri, ahumahi? I te mea e pā ana ki taua mea, rite pehea, i roto i te 16 reo, e mea koe "maharatia ki te wawahi i tou ra pukumahi, monsieur, engari e hiahia ana koe ki te maka iho koutou kākahu kia e toku kaiawhina pouting Miss Droop taea te tango i te mauiui me te roa o tou koroheke?" Engari hoki mai ki ngā kitenga. Ko Tākuta David Veale, te tinana pai o tētahi tangata i ārahi i ngā tohunga hinengaro mai i King's, kua pānuitia ko te roa toharite o tētahi pene tū, e 5.16 inihi. Ko te tikanga, he nui ake te tangi i roto i nga henimita Continental <unk> 13.12 cm. Ka heke te tatauranga ki te 3.6 i te wā e noho ana te mema i roto i te āhua okiokinga. Mēnā ka taea e tātau te whakatakoto i tēnei ki roto i te horopaki, ko te pūāhua o te tamaiti kura o Sue Townsend, ko Adrian Mole...
I whangangahia e ngā kaipūtaiao o te Whare Wānanga o Kīngi ngā pene 15,000 i ngā whenua e 16. Nā tēnei i taea ai e rātau te whakapuaki i te rahi toharite mō te kete a te tangata. I konei, ka hoatu e Quentin Letts te taha tane o te kōrero.