Whakarāpopototia te tuhinga:  He maha nga miriona i whakapae i te wa katoa, engari inaianei kua puta te rewera i roto i te pounamu karaihe paowa, ko te pono kore i whakaatuhia i runga i nga waahanga kihini mawhero me te karaka. He reka kino a Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. He whakamataku. Ko te tohu whakamutunga o tēnei e puta mai ana i roto i te meka e kore tetahi e hiahia ana ki te hoko i tana whare moenga e ono-moenga, i whakarārangitia, i te rautau 16, i Cotswold. E ai ki a ia, kua whakamutua ngā kaihoko e te "rangi hurihuri o te kaupapa here a te Kāwanatanga". Engari e whakapono ana ahau na te mea he pai ake ta raua moe i roto i te poka hipi i te noho ki tana pepa taiepa. A, ko wai e whakahe i a rātau? Ko Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, 50, e whakaahuahia ana i konei i roto i tana kīhini me tana wahine a Jackie, e raru ana ki te hoko i tana whare ahuwhenua o te rau tau 16, e ono nga ruma moenga, kua whakarārangitia, kua whakarārangitia, i te rautau 16. He aha? E whakaaro ana a Jan Moir tērā pea nā te whakapaipai. Kua neke atu i te kotahi tau e hokona ana te whare £1.6 miriona i waho o Cirencester. Ko te ā-roto e whiu ana i te whatumanawa, me ngā kokonga katoa o te reira i hangaia e Laurence anō, me mau te hara ki a ia. Ka titiro ngā kaihoko ki tana mahi <unk> te kīhini neon-hued, te ruma whakairoiro sauce-coloured, te ruma moe rakau-whakarewahia, te peony nui tā pepa pakitara, nga raiona kohatu i te tatau o mua (ka taea e ahau te haere i runga i) <unk> ka anga atu ki nga pukepuke Cotswold. I roto i te whakaiti i te heke iho, ka whakakahoretia e te puni nui o Llewelyn-Bowen ōna ake hoahoa, ā, ka whakakī anō i te wāhi ki te momo o ngā mea hauā e whakahaweatia ana e ia. Ooh, kua whara ōna whakaaro <unk> engari ko te tangata anake e miharo ana ki te whakahāwea ki tōna kāhua takitahi, ko Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen anō? Ko te tohu hoki o tona reka whakamataku kua reira, mo te katoa ki te kite, mo nga tau. Ehara i te mea ko tana ahua o ia ra, me ana koti hiako, me nga koti polka dot me nga hononga, Guy Fawkes beard me te aroha nui mo te ruffle <unk> ahakoa kaore i te awhina. Ko tōna hītori pōuri hei kaihoahoa ā-roto me te tohunga kāhua i runga i ngā whakaaturanga pouaka whakaata pērā i te raupapa BBC Changing Rooms. I mua i te mutunga i te tau 2004, he ingoa a Laurence...
Kua neke atu i te kotahi tau te whare o Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen e hokona ana. E kore e taea te hoko i tana whare ono-moenga, kua whakarārangitia, i te rautau 16? Ae, e ai ki a Jan Moir, e tirotiro ana i tana hanga hou i raro i te whakapaipai.