Whakarāpopototia te tuhinga:  Ko James Milner tērā, ehara? Ko te tangata e whai ana i te hītori pāpāho pāpori i ara ake i tenei ata ki te kitea ia ano, ano, te kaupapa o te sniggers huri noa i te ao i te wa i riro ai te ataata o ia e whakawhiwhia ana e Lionel Messi i mua i te takahi i runga i te Nou Camp. I roto i ngā tūru Pep Guardiola i whakapakia e ia ōna ringa ki tōna mata i a ia i runga i te pouaka kōrero Gary Neville i tapaina ko te 'barbaric'. Ko James Milner (matau) e ngana ana ki te here i a Lionel Messi i te haerenga a Manchester City ki Uropi. Ko te pūkete Twitter parody a Milner, Boring James Milner, kua nui ake i te 389,000 nga kaiwhaiwhai. Ahakoa ko tana hoa kapa a Fernandinho i pa ki te mate kotahi i etahi wa i mua atu, he mea whakamiharo na te mea ko Milner. Ko Milner, ko tana tapahi ma, ko tana korero tika mo Yorkshire i puta mai i te kaute Twitter @boringmilner (te tatauranga whakamutunga 389,000 nga akonga). Ko Milner te tangata e tawai ana mātou i a ia nā te mea ko ia te whakahē o ngā mea katoa e kī ana mātou e kino ana ki ngā kaitākaro whutupaoro. Kāore he pō pō pō haurangi, he kihi-me-te-kōrero kino, he rārangi kuputuhi-te-kōkiko rānei me ngā kaiwhakahaere hei kite i konei. Heoi, ka maumahara a Milner hei patunga mo te mohio o Messi i te Nou Camp. I haere te kaiwhakahaere o Netherlands a Ruud Gullit ki Twitter ka tapiritia: 'OMG. I rongonui a Messi i a Milner' Ko te kaitakawaenga o Bolton, ko Barry Bannan, i tuhi i a Messi 'ain't human' i muri i ana pukenga maere. He nui, he mārama hoki te whakaaro i muri i te kata - i whakaaturia te tangata Ingarihi pakeke e te rangatira o Argentina, he tino mohio, a, kaore ia i te tika ki te noho ki te papa kotahi. Engari ko wai e mohio ana? Kāore i te tokomaha i runga i te ao i noho tahi me Messi i a ia e wānanga ana, e rere ana i roto i te moana puru o te rangi i te pō o te Rāapa. I ētahi wā i puta mai me te mea e tākaro ana ia i tētahi hākinakina rerekē. Ehara ko Milner anake i whakahawea. I te ahua whakamiharo a Messi, e whakaputa ana i te nutmeg whakaponokore i kukume mai i te ao whutupaoro. Ko te kaitiaki o Stoke City a Jack Butland i whakahua i a Gary Neville, i tweet 'kei te matakitaki i te keemu me oku waewae e kati ana' Ka waiho e te ace o Argentina a Milner i runga i te papa i muri i tana tuku i te...
Kāore a Manchester City i eke ki ngā hauwhā o te Champions League. I whakama a James Milner i te peihana mai i a Lionel Messi o Barcelona. I tauhohenga kore a Twitter mā te tawai i te kaitākaro o Ingarangi. E kī ana a Manuel Pellegrini he uaua te kimi i tētahi kaitākaro 'katoa' atu. Kaore ano a Milner kia haina i tetahi kirimana hou - kei te hiahia a Liverpool me Arsenal. Pānuihia: Ko Messi e patu ana i a James Milner (me te waiho i a ia i runga i tona tuara) Patohia TENEI mō ngā rongo hou katoa o Manchester City.