Whakarāpopototia te tuhinga:  (CNN) He huarahi i tapaina ki te ingoa o Chuck Norris, engari me huri te ingoa na te mea kaore he tangata e whiti atu ki a Chuck Norris ka ora. I tatau a Chuck Norris ki te mutunga kore. E rua ngā wā. I whai wheako a te Mate i te āhua o Chuck Norris. Kei te whakanui a Chuck Norris i tōna huritau 75 - engari e whakaaetia ana te maramataka kia 39 noa iho. He pono te mea whakamutunga (he pai, ko te wāhanga tuatahi, ahakoa). Ko te kaitapere, ko te whetu o te toi whawhai, ko te kaupapa tino pai o te ao mo te tawai pakeke i whanau i te Poutu-te-rangi 10, 1940, e 75 ana ia i tenei ra. Tērā pea he 39 rānei. Nō te mea kāore pea koe e taea te patu i te wā, engari ka taea e Chuck Norris te patu i ngā mea katoa. Ngā mihi o te rā whānau!
Ko te Rāhoroi te rā whānau 75 o Chuck Norris. Ko te kaiwhakaari me te rangatira o nga toi whawhai e mohiotia ana inaianei ko te kaupapa o te tangata uaua-one-liners.