Whakarāpopototia te tuhinga:  Kua roa ake tēnei kōrero i te The Mousetrap. A, kia pono <unk> kaore i tino whakahaerehia e te ECB. Engari e kore e taea e koe te whakapae i a Kevin Pietersen mō te hiahia ki te tuku i tana rota ki a Surrey, me te tohu i ētahi rerenga tuatahi. Ko tana whakamāramatanga ki tā Colin Graves i kōrero ai mō te tākaro i te kēmu ā-whare, kua hoatu ki a ia he rārangi ora. Inaianei kei a Pietersen te tikanga ki te whakamahi. Kua whakaae a Kevin Pietersen ki te hoki mai ki Surrey i a ia e titiro ana ki te hoki mai ki Ingarangi. Na Graves rāua ko Tom Harrison i tae mai hei tumuaki o te ECB me te Tumuaki Whakahaere, he mea tika ki te mahi i runga i te pūtake e tīmata ana te katoa ki te tīmatanga ma. Tērā pea e whakawhirinaki ana rātou ki a Paora Downton, te kaiwhakahaere whakahaere, ki tēnei take matua: ka tīpakohia ngā kaitākaro pai rawa atu. Koinei te āhua o ētahi atu hākinakina, he aha i kore ai i te kirikiti? Ka whai wāhi nui a Pietersen ki te eke ki te Rōpū Tuarua i tētahi karapu tino pai. He tino pai hoki ia, ahakoa kei waenganui ia i te 30 tau. He oranga pai tana, ā, ka tino hiahia ia ki te patu i te tatau. Kua whakaritea katoa mō ia. Ka arotahi te kaitākaro 35 tau ki te āhua roa o te kēmu i roto i tētahi tono ki te akiaki i tōna ara ki te tātai o te Puka. Kei te hiahia tonu a Pietersen ki te tāpiri atu ki ōna rau tau 23 ahakoa i whiua ia e Ingarangi i te tau kua hipa. E manukanuka ana te iwi ki tana pukapuka, engari ko nga whaainga matua i aua whārangi <unk> Andy Flower me Matt Prior <unk> kaore i te whakatakotoranga o Ingarangi. I whakaaro ahau he pānui pouri te pukapuka, hei ako i a ia e kore e pārekareka ki ngā mea i tika kia noho i roto i ngā wā tino pai o tōna oranga. He tino mihi. Engari mēnā he maha ngā whiwhinga a Pietersen mō Surrey e whakaaro ai a Graves rāua ko Harrison e kore ia e taea te aukati, kātahi ka noho tahi te katoa, ka kōrero tahi. Ae, ka uaua te mahi ki a Downton rāua ko Peter Moores, e kore nei a Pietersen i tino whakanui i tana wā tuatahi hei kaiako o Ingarangi. Engari ka whakanohoia e au ngā kaitākaro matua o tēnei whakaari ki roto i tētahi ruma, ā, ka ki atu kia kaua rātou e puta mai anō kia oti ra ano i a rātou te whakatau. Me rite ki te rōia: kaua e puta ki waho kia tae noa ki te wā e whiwhi ana koe i te whakatau a te nuinga. Ko te kaitakaro, e whakaahuatia ana e tākaro ana...
Ka whakaae a Kevin Pietersen ki te hoki ki te kirikiti rohe ki Surrey. E tūmanako ana te tangata 35 tau ki te whakatū i tōna ara ki te whakawātanga o te Puka. He tino pai ia ahakoa 35 ona tau ka hiahia ia ki te patu i te tatau ki raro. Kaore a Pietersen i pai ki a Peter Moores, engari me whakaae rāua.