Whakarāpopototia te tuhinga:  Patai: He kino nga tau kua pahure ake nei: i whakarere mai taku tahu i ahau mo tana PA. I whakaaro ahau he koretake, he pakeke hoki, no reira ka timata ahau ki te hōtaka whakangungu me te kai totika. Ahakoa rā, i miharo ahau i te wā i tono mai tētahi kaiako o taku whare hākinakina, e 27 ona tau (e 49 ahau), kia haere tahi māua. E hiahia ana ahau ki te mea <unk>Ae<unk>, engari e wehi ana ahau he mea whakahawea, a ka peia ia e toku tinana. Me aha ahau? Ka tohutohu a Rowan ki tetahi wahine kua tonoa e tana kaiwhakaako taiohi taiohi (whakaahua na nga tauira) Whakautu: He hoa taku e oati ana ko te huarahi pai mo tetahi wahine waenga-tau ki te whakatau ko te uiui ki a raatau ano: <unk>He aha ta Madonna e mahi?<unk> E kore te Kuini o te waiata pop e tuku i tētahi mea iti pērā i te mana nui kia tū i waenganui i a ia me tētahi taitama werawera. Kāore hoki te kaiwhakahaere o 50 Shades Of Grey, a Sam Taylor-Johnson, i tuku i te tika ki mua i te harikoa whaiaro i a ia e marena ana ki tētahi kaiwhakaari taitamariki ake. He mea tika ake rānei te whakakahore i a ia anō ki tētahi tāne tino ātaahua kia kore ai e whakahawea ngā mema whakahe o tō tātou hapori? Ae ra, he māmā ake te kōrero mō tēnei momo tūtohi, i te whakatutuki. He mea noa iho ki te hunga rongonui, ehara i te mea ki te tangata noa iho. Engari ehara i te mea e kore e taea e koe te tono i te iti o taua mana erotic. Kua whai te tangata nei i a koe. He mea pōhēhē anō hoki, i raro i ēnei āhuatanga, kia pōhēhē koe ki tō tinana. Mēnā e mahi ana ia i tō whare hākinakina, ka tino mōhio ia ki tō tinana. Ko te meka noa iho, e whakaaro ana ia he pirau koe. Hei whakarāpopototanga, he aha e kore ai koe e mahi i te pai ki tēnei tangata, ā, ka whakaaro nui ki tana tono? Mēnā he ātaahua, he ātaahua hoki ia, me aromatawai noa koe i a ia mō ēnei āhuatanga. Me atawhai ki a ia me ētahi atu tangata e whai whakaaro ana ki te tono i a koe ki waho. Tena koa ki te mea <unk>Ae!<unk> <unk> pea me te taapiri: <unk>Na te mea he mea utu ahau!<unk>
He pātai a tētahi kaituhi pātai ki tētahi wahine i whakarerea e tana tāne. Inaianei kei te hiahia tētahi taitama i te whare hākinakina ki te kawe i a ia ki waho. E ki ana a Rowan kua oti i a Madonna rāua ko Sam Taylor-Johnson te wehe i te pakeke.