1 00:00:01,172 --> 00:00:07,605 王允知道貂蟬亦有憂國憂民之心,非常之歡喜。 2 00:00:08,043 --> 00:00:17,827 佢對貂蟬話:董卓呂布兩個都係酒色之徒,聽你講噉嘅說話,我諗到條連環計呀。 3 00:00:18,555 --> 00:00:20,652 點為之連環計啊?老爺。 4 00:00:21,843 --> 00:00:23,920 我啊想認咗你做義女。 5 00:00:24,572 --> 00:00:31,321 首先,將你許配畀呂布,然後再將你嚟獻咗畀董卓。 6 00:00:32,102 --> 00:00:37,223 你就喺佢兩個之間做功夫,使佢兩父子反面。 7 00:00:37,419 --> 00:00:52,662 叫呂布殺咗董卓,剷除呢個國賊!哎呀呀呀,貂蟬啊,如果大功告成,重扶社稷,再立江山,都係你嘅力量啊! 8 00:00:53,058 --> 00:00:55,615 唔知你願意唔願意呢? 9 00:00:57,085 --> 00:01:06,007 賤妾已經應承過話萬死不辭喇,而家請阿爹你受女兒一拜啦。 10 00:01:06,398 --> 00:01:11,060 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,好乖女,好乖女! 11 00:01:11,493 --> 00:01:17,090 貂蟬啊,呢件事呀,認真要守秘密至好啊。 12 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:23,008 如果洩漏咗出去,我就有滅門之禍㗎喇。 13 00:01:24,073 --> 00:01:33,392 阿爹你放心,女兒如果辜負咗阿爹你嘅恩義,就叫我死於萬劍之下啦。 14 00:01:34,919 --> 00:01:38,053 好,你有噉嘅志向就好。 15 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:40,731 返去休息啦,啊? 16 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:47,422 各位,王允獻貂蟬呢個連環計,就係噉樣定咗落嚟嘞。 17 00:01:49,818 --> 00:02:00,930 到咗第二日,王允將幾粒家藏嘅夜明珠攞出嚟,搵咗個手藝高超嘅工匠,叫佢鑲咗一頂紫金冠。 18 00:02:01,593 --> 00:02:06,992 做好之後,派個心腹僕人,靜靜噉送去畀呂布。 19 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:15,078 呂布收到呢一份厚禮高興到呀微開眼笑,親自嚟王允屋企致謝噃。 20 00:02:16,127 --> 00:02:23,680 王允已經得到僕人回報嘞,知道話呂布要嚟唄,就準備好一圍豐盛嘅酒席嚟招待佢。 21 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,576 呂布到嘞,王允出到門口迎接。 22 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:30,794 啊,溫侯。 23 00:02:31,105 --> 00:02:32,307 司徒大人。 24 00:02:32,643 --> 00:02:38,420 啊溫侯駕到,有失遠迎,請溫侯原諒啊。 25 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:45,533 豈敢豈敢!承蒙司徒大人賜我金冠,特意前嚟多謝啊! 26 00:02:46,118 --> 00:02:49,308 溫侯,請入後堂相聚啦。 27 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:55,130 王允帶咗呂布入去後堂,嗰度已經擺好酒席嘞。 28 00:02:56,068 --> 00:02:59,350 王允請呂布坐喺上位,呂布話: 29 00:02:59,988 --> 00:03:09,900 想我呂布不過係相府裏便區區一員將領,司徒大人乃係朝廷大臣,點解咁錯愛啊? 30 00:03:09,938 --> 00:03:19,432 哎,而家普天之下,並冇其他英雄,英雄唯有將軍你啫。 31 00:03:19,607 --> 00:03:27,253 老夫並非尊敬將軍你嘅官職,而係敬重將軍你嘅大才啊! 32 00:03:27,645 --> 00:03:29,985 司徒大人過獎嘞! 33 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:33,300 嚟,將軍,請飲酒。 34 00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:40,040 王允一杯又一杯噉向呂布敬酒,態度呀非常之殷勤。 35 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:44,617 而且仲不停口噉稱頌董卓同呂布嘅功德。 36 00:03:45,607 --> 00:03:48,905 呂布歡喜到極喇,開懷痛飲。 37 00:03:50,102 --> 00:03:55,855 王允叫啲僕人都離開,只係留返幾個婢女喺度斟酒服侍唧。 38 00:03:57,068 --> 00:04:01,950 飲到半醉,王允話:叫乖女出嚟。 39 00:04:03,168 --> 00:04:08,693 冇幾耐,兩個青衣婢女帶住貂蟬艷妝出嚟。 40 00:04:09,343 --> 00:04:16,640 呂布一眼睇見呀,嘩!乜係唔係神仙喇喂。 41 00:04:17,977 --> 00:04:21,292 咁大個人都未見過咁靚嘅女仔㗎。 42 00:04:22,183 --> 00:04:23,618 就問係邊個。 43 00:04:24,269 --> 00:04:29,307 王允就介紹話:佢係我嘅小女貂蟬。 44 00:04:30,118 --> 00:04:39,112 老夫承蒙將軍畀面,就好似至親一樣咯,所以叫佢出嚟同將軍相見下啦。 45 00:04:39,377 --> 00:04:48,765 欸乖女啊,呢位呀就係你平時敬慕嘅呂溫侯喇,仲唔快啲上前嚟拜見,吓。 46 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:54,177 係,溫侯在上,奴家萬福。 47 00:04:54,177 --> 00:04:56,915 不敢不敢!小將有禮。 48 00:04:57,518 --> 00:05:01,073 乖女,快啲嚟敬杯酒畀溫侯。 49 00:05:01,121 --> 00:05:03,150 唔敢當,唔敢當! 50 00:05:04,277 --> 00:05:07,825 貂蟬斟咗一杯酒,送到呂布面前。 51 00:05:08,602 --> 00:05:10,433 呂布雙手接住。 52 00:05:10,693 --> 00:05:14,357 呵呵兩個人呀,即刻就眉來眼去。 53 00:05:14,739 --> 00:05:17,080 呂布捧住杯酒都唔記得飲。 54 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:19,937 將軍,請飲酒。 55 00:05:21,151 --> 00:05:23,100 將軍,請飲酒啦。 56 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:27,838 哦哦哦,請,請啊,請啊!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 57 00:05:28,265 --> 00:05:31,757 呢個時候,王允就詐諦酒醉嘞。 58 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:45,565 乖女,哈哈哈哈,你呀要請溫侯飲多幾杯啊,啊,我哋一家全靠溫侯㗎喇,哈哈哈哈哈哈。 59 00:05:46,165 --> 00:05:50,592 司徒大人乜敢講啊,太客氣喇!小姐,請坐。 60 00:05:51,443 --> 00:05:54,777 唔坐喇,奴家要返入去喇。 61 00:05:55,135 --> 00:06:04,550 欸,乖女呀,溫侯係阿爹嘅最好最好嘅朋友。你喺度坐下又何妨呢?坐啦。 62 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:08,568 於是貂蟬就坐喺王允嘅旁邊。 63 00:06:09,418 --> 00:06:17,501 呂布目不轉睛噉一味望住貂蟬,嗨,真係魂飛魄蕩,魄蕩魂飛成個傻咗噉啊。 64 00:06:18,528 --> 00:06:22,650 又飲咗幾杯,王允指住貂蟬對呂布話: 65 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:28,366 啊,溫侯啊,你覺得小女點啊? 66 00:06:28,852 --> 00:06:32,670 嘿呀!令嬡真係絕代美人啊。 67 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:41,678 老夫有意將小女許配畀溫侯為妻,唔知溫侯意下如何呢? 68 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:46,270 大人呀,呢句說話唔係講笑吖嘛? 69 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,802 唔係講笑。 70 00:06:49,408 --> 00:06:50,110 真嘅? 71 00:06:50,551 --> 00:06:51,507 真嘅。 72 00:06:51,526 --> 00:06:56,215 哎呀,好啊!噉就岳父大人在上,受小婿一拜! 73 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:59,978 哦,哦哦,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,有禮,有禮喇! 74 00:07:00,558 --> 00:07:04,100 不過,唔知吉期定喺幾時呢? 75 00:07:05,030 --> 00:07:10,071 吉期呀,誒,今日係十三。 76 00:07:10,277 --> 00:07:12,250 哦,不如就今日咧。 77 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:14,965 呂布真係擒擒青啊。 78 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:21,280 嗯,嚟唔切嘞,誒聽日係十四。 79 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:23,515 誒係咯,噉就聽日好唔好? 80 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,523 聽日係忌日嚟噃。 81 00:07:26,823 --> 00:07:28,522 誒忌日都唔緊要啊。 82 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:31,345 吓?誒嚱唔得,唔得唔得。 83 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,287 噉幾時呢? 84 00:07:33,726 --> 00:07:35,744 後日係十五。 85 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,005 誒,噉十五咧? 86 00:07:37,463 --> 00:07:39,802 十五係單日呀。 87 00:07:40,013 --> 00:07:43,374 噉,哎噉真係難啊究竟幾時好啊? 88 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:50,615 誒,十六啦,就定咗十六嗰日送到府上成親啦。 89 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:52,545 十六吖嘛? 90 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:53,695 係十六。 91 00:07:53,986 --> 00:07:54,720 一定? 92 00:07:54,895 --> 00:07:56,103 一定。 93 00:07:56,178 --> 00:07:57,283 唔變啦? 94 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:58,563 唔變。 95 00:07:58,563 --> 00:08:01,955 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,嗬嗬嗬嗬嗬嗬嗬嗬。 96 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:06,867 呂布呀歡喜到唔話得人知,猛咁望住貂蟬笑。 97 00:08:07,468 --> 00:08:10,880 貂蟬亦都默默含情噉望下望下呂布。 98 00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:15,884 呂布個心啊真係痕啊,嘻但係撓又撓唔到吖,嘿。 99 00:08:16,773 --> 00:08:20,537 飲咗一陣添,就散席,王允話: 100 00:08:20,952 --> 00:08:28,072 本來想留將軍喺度過夜嘅,不過又怕太師疑心吖,哈哈哈哈哈哈。 101 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:30,305 噉小婿告辭嘞。 102 00:08:31,148 --> 00:08:34,280 呂布再三多謝,就告辭走咗。 103 00:08:37,077 --> 00:08:42,037 到咗十五嗰日,王允喺朝堂見到董卓。 104 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:46,323 趁呂布啊唔喺佢身邊,就跪喺處行個禮話: 105 00:08:46,883 --> 00:08:54,328 下官今日想屈請太師到寒舍赴宴,唔知太師肯唔肯賞面呢? 106 00:08:55,037 --> 00:08:59,352 哦,司徒請到冇話唔去嘅! 107 00:08:59,402 --> 00:09:01,498 多謝太師賞光。 108 00:09:02,635 --> 00:09:06,398 王允返到屋企,準備好酒菜。 109 00:09:07,302 --> 00:09:13,975 凡係天上飛嘅地上走嘅水裏遊嘅嘿,講唔盡山珍海味啊應有盡有。 110 00:09:15,110 --> 00:09:25,547 喺前廳正中擺好筵席,用錦繡地氈鋪好地下,廳堂嘅內內外外啊掛起晒紗帳。 111 00:09:26,392 --> 00:09:29,203 到咗下午,董卓嚟嘞。 112 00:09:30,318 --> 00:09:38,203 王允着住朝服,即係上金鑾寶殿朝見皇帝時候著嘅禮服啊,出到大門口嚟迎接。 113 00:09:39,577 --> 00:09:49,038 董卓落咗車,百幾個揸住戟嘅甲士,簇擁住佢行入屋,嚟到大廳,坐喺正當中。 114 00:09:49,386 --> 00:09:52,288 嗰班甲士啊分成兩隊,企喺旁邊。 115 00:09:53,102 --> 00:09:57,972 王允喺廳堂嘅台階下便再次叩頭行禮。 116 00:09:58,816 --> 00:10:06,485 董卓就叫人扶起佢,請佢坐喺自己旁邊,跟住就開席。外便就奏起音樂。 117 00:10:06,935 --> 00:10:17,947 王允恭恭敬敬噉敬酒畀董卓,佢話:太師盛德巍巍,古往今來,無人能及啊! 118 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:28,570 高帽一戴過去呀,董卓極之開心喇,一路飲到夜晚飲到㷫晒嘞,王允就請董卓入去後堂。 119 00:10:29,727 --> 00:10:37,660 董卓諗住王允可能係有啲要緊嘅事情同佢商量,就叫啲甲士行開,唔使佢哋跟住。 120 00:10:38,122 --> 00:10:45,112 果然喎,入到後堂,冇外人喺度,王允就捧住一杯酒敬畀董卓佢話: 121 00:10:45,885 --> 00:10:58,168 下官平時都學過下天文嘅,近來呀,夜晚觀察下天象,覺得漢朝嘅氣數已經盡喇。 122 00:10:58,562 --> 00:11:04,232 太師你嘅英明揚於天下,仁德遍及四方。 123 00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:18,275 如果學似古時舜繼承堯,禹又繼承舜噉,太師你早日登上九五之尊,噉就真係合晒人心天意喇。 124 00:11:18,462 --> 00:11:26,000 哎呀呀呀,老夫功微德薄,做皇帝哈哈,諗都唔敢諗啊! 125 00:11:26,588 --> 00:11:29,345 太師,噉又唔係喇。 126 00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:41,098 天下非一人之天下,古人都有話咯,有德者居之,無德者失之,又有咩嘢唔得呢? 127 00:11:41,119 --> 00:11:53,163 哦,好好好,如果天意係噉,老夫將來得咗天下,司徒呀你就係開國元勛啊!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 128 00:11:53,163 --> 00:11:55,068 謝主隆恩! 129 00:11:55,068 --> 00:11:59,917 吓?哦哦,哈哈仲早,誒仲早啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 130 00:12:01,218 --> 00:12:12,245 呢個時候,點起晒蠟燭,燈火輝煌,一班侍女穿梭噉上上落落來來去去,敬酒上菜。 131 00:12:13,343 --> 00:12:23,433 王允話:太師呀,外便教坊嗰啲音樂歌舞呢,就唔敢攞嚟整污糟太師你嘅耳目喇。 132 00:12:24,050 --> 00:12:30,903 就叫屋企幾個歌姬嚟跳下舞,為太師助下酒興咧好唔好啊? 133 00:12:30,903 --> 00:12:33,545 哦妙極,妙極啊! 134 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:38,430 於是王允就叫人放落堂簾,奏起音樂。 135 00:12:39,002 --> 00:12:45,312 噫呀,一班歌姬簇擁住貂蟬,喺簾外跳起舞嚟。 136 00:12:45,535 --> 00:12:54,685 嘿跳得真係好睇啊!好似蝴蝶穿花,又好似紅蓮出水,又好似楊柳臨風呀。 137 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:59,308 跳完舞嘞,董卓叫佢行埋嚟睇真下。 138 00:13:00,043 --> 00:13:09,417 貂蟬婀婀娜娜,擸起堂簾行咗入嚟,深深行咗個禮,嘩!乜真係靚到㕴一聲。 139 00:13:09,657 --> 00:13:12,943 董卓問嘞:佢叫做乜嘢名啊? 140 00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:16,173 佢係歌姬貂蟬啊。 141 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:23,712 哦?貂蟬,哦貂蟬呢個名呀真係好聽嘞,誒,識唔識唱嘢啊? 142 00:13:24,593 --> 00:13:30,793 唱得麻麻地啦。貂蟬,好好地唱段小曲畀太師聽下。 143 00:13:31,668 --> 00:13:38,828 於是貂蟬揸起副彈板,低低聲,甜一甜噉唱咗一段小曲。 144 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:49,303 董卓呀一便搖頭擺腦噉聽,一便用手打住拍子,聽到雙淫眼呀盯實貂蟬,爭啲連口水都流出嚟咁滯。 145 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,120 唱完嘞,董卓大讚好嘢。 146 00:13:53,835 --> 00:13:58,978 王允叫貂蟬敬酒畀董卓,董卓接個杯酒就問: 147 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,583 嘿嘿嘿貂蟬,你今年幾大啊? 148 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,830 賤妾啱啱十六歲。 149 00:14:06,872 --> 00:14:09,297 哦,十六歲呀? 150 00:14:09,675 --> 00:14:10,480 係啊。 151 00:14:10,802 --> 00:14:20,243 啊,好啊好啊,哈哈哈哈,哦風姿絕世,真係,真係好似月宮仙子一樣啊,哈哈。 152 00:14:21,102 --> 00:14:24,438 王允見到董卓已經入咗迷魂陣嘞就話: 153 00:14:25,045 --> 00:14:33,540 太師,下官有意將貂蟬獻畀太師你,唔知太師肯唔肯收咗佢呢? 154 00:14:33,893 --> 00:14:40,542 哎呀,誒司徒大人,你噉樣趕我嚟送畀我,我點樣報答你好啊?吓? 155 00:14:41,893 --> 00:14:46,078 佢能夠侍奉太師,係佢嘅福氣啊。 156 00:14:46,232 --> 00:14:50,235 啊,啊噉老夫多謝嘞喎,吓,多謝晒啊。 157 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:55,700 王允即刻叫人準備一架車,將貂蟬送咗去相府先。 158 00:14:56,910 --> 00:15:00,798 董卓就留喺度再飲咗一陣酒添亦起身告辭嘞。 159 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:08,433 王允親自送董卓一直送到返去相府,然後自己先至騎馬返屋企。 160 00:15:10,102 --> 00:15:15,520 王允行到半路,只見前便有兩行人揸住紅燈籠照路。 161 00:15:16,093 --> 00:15:19,700 原來係呂布騎馬揸住支方天畫戟嚟緊啊。 162 00:15:20,568 --> 00:15:26,235 呂布一撞見王允,即刻勒住馬,一手揪住王允嘅衫襟,大聲發惡話: 163 00:15:26,235 --> 00:15:35,148 王司徒,你既然將貂蟬許配咗畀我,點解又將佢送畀太師呢?搵啲噉嘢嚟開玩笑都得嘅你? 164 00:15:35,693 --> 00:15:41,948 將軍你唔好嬲住,呢度唔係講說話嘅地方,請到寒舍再傾。 165 00:15:42,293 --> 00:15:44,958 好啦,睇你點講至得。 166 00:15:46,143 --> 00:15:48,842 於是呂布就跟住王允返去屋企。 167 00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:53,298 落咗馬,一直入到去後堂坐落,王允就話: 168 00:15:54,343 --> 00:15:59,076 將軍,你為咩事咁嬲要責怪老夫啊? 169 00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:06,140 你仲好講!有人嚟報告我聽,話你用架車送咗貂蟬入去相府。 170 00:16:06,693 --> 00:16:08,472 你噉係乜嘢意思? 171 00:16:08,697 --> 00:16:13,912 哦,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,哦原來將軍你唔知道呀? 172 00:16:14,102 --> 00:16:20,457 噉嘅,昨日啊,太師喺朝堂見到我,就同我話: 173 00:16:21,235 --> 00:16:29,352 有件事聽日要去你屋企傾下噉,所以老夫就準備咗圍薄酒嚟招待太師啦。 174 00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:38,735 喺飲酒嘅時候,太師就話:我聽講你個女叫做貂蟬,已經許配咗我個仔奉先係嘛? 175 00:16:39,368 --> 00:16:41,767 我梗係唔敢隱瞞呀,就照直講啦。 176 00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:46,805 太師就話嘞:好好好,我仲怕呢件事唔係真嘅。 177 00:16:46,968 --> 00:16:50,293 誒,係噉就好喇,請令嬡出嚟見下面呢。 178 00:16:50,863 --> 00:16:55,068 我唔敢話唔好吖,就嗌貂蟬出嚟拜見老爺啦。 179 00:16:55,772 --> 00:16:59,258 太師一見到貂蟬,十分歡喜啊,佢話: 180 00:16:59,358 --> 00:17:04,000 啊,令嬡相貌咁靚,同奉先啊真係一對喇。 181 00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:09,746 誒今日正係吉日良辰,我而家就帶佢返去同奉先結婚啦噉。 182 00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:23,937 將軍啊將軍,你都不問青紅皂白,喺大街一見到我就發惡啊揦實老夫心口,你呀,啊真真係豈有,嘿嘿嘿嘿,誒此理啊。 183 00:17:24,393 --> 00:17:31,635 哎呀司徒大人,真係萬分對唔住!小將一時錯怪,第日再嚟負荊請罪啊。 184 00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:41,913 不知者不罪,哈哈哈哈。誒小女有多少嫁妝,等第日同將軍結咗婚過咗門之後,即刻送去。 185 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:45,393 多謝大人美意,小將告辭。 186 00:17:46,343 --> 00:17:50,433 呂布多謝過王允,興高采烈噉走咗嘞。 187 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:57,077 王允個心諗:好咯,呢勻就有戲睇喇。 188 00:17:58,785 --> 00:18:03,443 到咗第日,呂布仲以為今日做新郎哥咯喎。 189 00:18:04,352 --> 00:18:08,862 點知喺相府到處咁打聽,都絕無音信噃。 190 00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:14,630 奇怪嘞,於是呂布直情入到去後堂,問嗰啲侍女啦。 191 00:18:15,085 --> 00:18:20,098 個侍女話:尋晚太師同新人瞓,而家仲未起身啊。 192 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:25,343 乜話?同新人瞓? 193 00:18:26,388 --> 00:18:30,699 呂布嬲啊,佢即刻縮去董卓嘅臥室後便䁓下。 194 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:38,645 呢個時候,貂蟬起咗身,正喺窗口旁邊梳頭。 195 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:50,608 窗口外便係個池塘,貂蟬佢一眼擸出去,見到池塘照到個人影,身材高大,個頭戴住頂束髮紫金冠嘅。 196 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:55,762 嗯,貂蟬偷偷望下,冇錯係呂布嘞。 197 00:18:56,660 --> 00:19:07,130 貂蟬真係會做表情噃,佢皺起堂眼眉,整成一副鬱鬱不樂嘅神態,而且仲攞條香蘿帕嚟抹下眼淚添。 198 00:19:08,218 --> 00:19:14,893 呂布喺外便䁓咗好耐,就出返去,過咗一陣忍唔住喇索性入嚟添。 199 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:20,838 但係呢,呢陣時董卓已經起咗身,坐喺間廳嚟。 200 00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:26,108 董卓見到呂布嚟到就問嘞:外便冇咩事吖嘛? 201 00:19:26,369 --> 00:19:31,157 冇事。呂布講完就企喺董卓旁邊伺候嘞。 202 00:19:32,514 --> 00:19:38,187 呂布個人企喺度,個心就囉囉攣飛咗去貂蟬身邊嘞。 203 00:19:38,895 --> 00:19:48,797 佢用雙眼睄嚟睄去,咦,見到喇見到嘞,喺門簾裏便,有個女子來來回回噉望出嚟噃。 204 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:53,770 雖然門簾遮住啊,之有時仲見到五分面。 205 00:19:54,352 --> 00:20:06,045 嗰雙眼呀,脈脈含情啊,好似會講說話噉,好似喺度話:溫侯啊溫侯,我好想念你啊噉。 206 00:20:06,493 --> 00:20:10,088 呂布知道係貂蟬,當堂暈晒大浪。 207 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:21,238 董卓初時都仲唔垂意噃,收尾睇真下,咦,乜呂布噉樣嘅?唔似樣噃,個心唔高興嘞佢就話: 208 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:25,018 奉先啊,冇乜事你返出去啦。 209 00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:26,240 吓? 210 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,597 我話冇乜事嘞,你返出去啦。 211 00:20:29,755 --> 00:20:31,705 哦,係,係。 212 00:20:32,681 --> 00:20:35,425 呂布唯有戇戇喪喪噉行出去。 213 00:20:35,675 --> 00:20:40,520 呂布呀,相思苦死佢嚟咯。 214 00:20:42,518 --> 00:20:51,427 董卓自從娶咗貂蟬之後,完全畀貂蟬迷住晒,成個幾月呀都冇上朝理事。 215 00:20:52,452 --> 00:21:00,290 有一次,董卓偶然有啲小病,貂蟬就衣不解帶日夜殷勤服侍啊。 216 00:21:00,485 --> 00:21:07,102 董卓真係從來都未曾試過病得咁舒服嘅,病一病呀,哈哈仲好似享多幾錢清福添。 217 00:21:07,463 --> 00:21:09,635 個心啊越加喜歡貂蟬嘞。 218 00:21:10,763 --> 00:21:16,173 呢一日,呂布入嚟請安,咁啱董卓瞓着咗喎。 219 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:22,730 貂蟬企喺董卓鋪床嘅背後,護咗半橛身出嚟望住呂布。 220 00:21:23,468 --> 00:21:33,145 用隻手指一指自己嘅心口,又指一指董卓,啲眼淚呀簌簌咁流,好似雨打梨花噉。 221 00:21:33,419 --> 00:21:37,902 唉,呂布個心啊直情碎開九九八十一件嘞。 222 00:21:39,352 --> 00:21:48,988 點知董卓醒嘞,佢睡眼朦朧,見到呂布定咗神噉望實床背後,咿開個嘴,目不轉睛。 223 00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:53,118 咦?乜床背後有咩咁好睇呢? 224 00:21:53,918 --> 00:21:59,727 董卓捩轉身嚟一睇,哎,唔怪得知啦,原來貂蟬企住喺度。 225 00:22:00,335 --> 00:22:10,890 董卓發大火,轟隆一聲坐起身:哼!你個畜生!你調戲我嘅愛姬咁大膽,人嚟,將佢趕出去! 226 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:17,997 啊啊,從今之後啊,我唔准你入嚟內室! 227 00:22:19,570 --> 00:22:27,485 呂布一世人都未試過咁失威㗎,又嬲又醜又痛恨,黑起塊面返屋企。 228 00:22:28,795 --> 00:22:32,857 喺半路撞啱李儒噃,就將呢件事講畀李儒聽。 229 00:22:33,648 --> 00:22:37,123 李儒安慰咗佢幾句,就急急入去見董卓。 230 00:22:37,782 --> 00:22:41,022 董卓就問:你嚟有咩事啊? 231 00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:44,200 小婿特意嚟請安啊。 232 00:22:44,775 --> 00:22:46,915 哦,我冇乜事㗎嘞。 233 00:22:48,138 --> 00:22:55,031 太師嘅面色唔係點好噃,乜咁唔高興噉呢? 234 00:22:55,995 --> 00:23:05,345 哼,呂布嗰個小奴才,真係抵死!竟然調戲貂蟬,啊——激死我啊! 235 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:08,377 哦,原來為咗噉嘛。 236 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:25,327 太師呀,你啊要得到天下,何必因為小小嘅過錯就責怪溫侯,傷咗父子之間嘅和氣呢?如果佢個心一變,噉就大事不妥㗎嘞噃。 237 00:23:26,292 --> 00:23:31,683 嗯,不過唔鬧都鬧咗咯,噉點做啊? 238 00:23:32,618 --> 00:23:44,082 噉好易啫,等聽日叫佢入嚟,賞賜啲金銀綢緞畀佢,同佢講返幾句好話安慰下,自然就冇事㗎喇。 239 00:23:45,103 --> 00:23:48,836 好啦,噉你叫佢聽日嚟見我啦。 240 00:23:49,406 --> 00:23:52,712 小婿遵命!李儒就走咗。 241 00:23:53,203 --> 00:23:55,532 第日,呂布嚟嘞。 242 00:23:56,420 --> 00:23:59,553 董卓啊叫佢直情入嚟臥房,對佢話: 243 00:24:00,643 --> 00:24:13,202 奉先啊,昨日我身子有病,心神恍惚,脾氣唔好,誒噏咗幾句話傷咗你,你唔好記喺心嚟,吓。 244 00:24:14,410 --> 00:24:20,417 跟住董卓叫人攞咗十斤黃金、織錦二十匹出嚟賞賜畀呂布。 245 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:24,548 呂布多謝一番,收咗禮物就返扯。 246 00:24:25,618 --> 00:24:34,740 噉自後呢,呂布啊雖然日日仲一樣噉喺董卓身邊伺候啊,但係個心呢,係掛住貂蟬。 247 00:24:36,237 --> 00:24:42,548 過咗幾日,董卓啲病好返晒就入朝去見皇帝辦公事嘞噃。 248 00:24:43,501 --> 00:24:47,260 呂布啊照例揸住支方天畫戟跟隨左右吖。 249 00:24:47,586 --> 00:25:01,748 誒?而家佢見到董卓同皇帝喺度傾緊偈,就乘機偷雞行咗出嚟,一上馬直筆跑返去相府,落咗馬,綁好,揸住支戟,直入後堂,搵到貂蟬。 250 00:25:02,443 --> 00:25:07,383 貂蟬就話:溫侯,好難得見你面啊。 251 00:25:08,285 --> 00:25:19,370 呢處唔係講說話嘅地方,你去後花園鳳儀亭邊等我先,我隨後就嚟㗎喇,快啲去啦。 252 00:25:20,468 --> 00:25:22,758 噉好,我先去嗰度等你。 253 00:25:24,143 --> 00:25:31,812 呂布手提畫戟,蹬蹬聲趕去後花園,企喺鳳儀亭下嘅九曲欄杆旁邊等。 254 00:25:33,145 --> 00:25:41,185 等咗好耐下,正在心急如焚嘅時候,只見貂蟬喺啲花樹叢中行過嚟嘞。 255 00:25:41,810 --> 00:25:45,352 一見咗面,貂蟬就流眼淚啊佢話: 256 00:25:46,418 --> 00:25:56,767 溫侯,我父親將我許配咗畀你,估話係美滿姻緣,滿足咗小妾平生之願啦。 257 00:25:57,127 --> 00:26:07,342 點知道太師一見咗小妾,就起咗不良之心,夾硬要我陪佢同床共寢,做佢嘅姬妾。 258 00:26:08,379 --> 00:26:11,054 我真係宜得即刻死咗好過咯。 259 00:26:11,985 --> 00:26:22,860 只係因為未曾同溫侯你決別,冇機會將心事講畀你聽,所以先至忍辱偷生到而家嘅啫。 260 00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:29,989 今日好彩能夠相見一面,小妾嘅心願已經滿足咯。 261 00:26:31,205 --> 00:26:37,372 我嘅身體已經玷污咗,唔能夠再侍奉英雄咯。 262 00:26:37,742 --> 00:26:43,463 我唯有一死,嚟表明我對溫侯嘅心啊。 263 00:26:44,392 --> 00:26:49,750 貂蟬一講完,𢺳住九曲欄杆就想跳落荷花池嘞噃。 264 00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:58,728 呂布連忙抱住佢,哎,真係英雄氣短啊兒女情長,呂布啲眼淚水亦都混晒擎喇。 265 00:26:59,677 --> 00:27:08,336 小姐啊小姐,你個心,我知道好耐喇,至弊就係冇機會同你講下知心說話唧。 266 00:27:09,677 --> 00:27:18,425 溫侯啊,小妾今生唔能夠嫁畀郎君,但願來世做夫妻係啦。 267 00:27:19,235 --> 00:27:25,212 小姐,我呂布如果唔能夠娶你為妻,我就唔係英雄! 268 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:34,205 小妾度日如年,郎君你可憐下我,快啲救我啦。 269 00:27:34,832 --> 00:27:39,905 小姐,今日老賊上朝,我係偷空返嚟一趟嘅。 270 00:27:40,446 --> 00:27:46,677 如果喺度耐過頭,佢搵我唔到就會疑心㗎喇,小姐你保重,我要扯嘞。 271 00:27:47,595 --> 00:27:56,902 貂蟬拉住呂布件衫話:郎君啊,睇你,睇你咁怕老賊嘅,好似怕狼怕虎噉。 272 00:27:57,228 --> 00:28:03,990 唉,恐怕小妾都再冇機會得見天日嘅咯。 273 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:12,875 小姐,你唔使悲傷,等我諗個好辦法,噉你我就有團圓之日嘞。 274 00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:17,140 呂布講完,提起支戟就想離開。 275 00:28:17,577 --> 00:28:36,083 貂蟬話嘞:唉,想小妾喺深閨嘅時候,聽到將軍嘅威名,如雷貫耳,以為係舉世無雙嘅英雄,誰知,將軍你仲係受人所制嘅。 276 00:28:39,303 --> 00:28:42,928 講完,貂蟬淚如雨下。 277 00:28:43,685 --> 00:28:53,137 呂布畀貂蟬講到滿面羞慚,哎,佢憑好返支戟,回過身嚟攬實貂蟬,細細聲一味講好話嚟安慰佢。 278 00:28:53,828 --> 00:28:58,430 噉佢哋兩個相依相偎,親熱到極,唔想離開嘞。 279 00:28:58,845 --> 00:29:01,283 弊!點知呢個時候董卓返嚟嘞。