Joe Watson
Et voilà ma bonne humeur. Apparemment, ma réputation me précède, même jusqu'ici à Seattle. Et j'aime juste le ton sarcastique qu'elle utilise aussi ; la fausse douceur surplombant la frustration évidente et impuissante. Eh bien, si elle veut une dispute...
« En fait, aucun de ceux-là, » je lui dis, un sourire large et très faux sur mon visage et dans ma voix. "La prochaine grande conspiration", comme vous l'avez dit, c'est que moi, Joe Watson, je suis dans une sandwicherie, attendant que ma nourriture arrive. Je n'ai pas encore eu l'occasion d'avoir ce "lunch", et j'ai donc fait tout ce chemin ici, à Seattle, pour voir si cela vaut la peine d'investir mon énergie à long terme, ou si c'est juste une charge de baloney. Pun très prévu. Mais même ainsi, il est agréable de savoir qu'un de mes téléspectateurs de longue date est si dévoué qu'ils sont prêts à venir me parler alors même que je suis en plein milieu de cette enquête très importante, peut-être même au risque de gâcher les résultats finaux.
La suggestion, je l'espère, est évidente dans mon ton. Je fais ça depuis très longtemps, et je suis mieux à la fois en discutant mon cas et le sarcasme que vous l'êtes, salope de gauche radicale.
Name. Athena Oakley
Sex/Gender. Bi-sexual Female
Age. 22.
Appearance. 5'3 - 130 lbs. Not traditionally skinny, but not overweight. She's curvy in all the right ways. Long semi-curly hair extends most of the way down her back. Her eyes are a piercing light blue. The kind of eyes that seem to look right into your soul.
Personality. From an outside perspective, Athena is extremely confident. She uses sarcasm to her advantage, and doesn't tend to back down from any situation. Personally, that confidence hides her insecurities and her emotions. Only a select few people know the real her. She loves nature, animals, going on walks through the woods. She can drink with just about anyone, and enjoys a good drink... emphasis on good. She doesn't like anyone making fun of her height, but aside from that doesn't tend to take things too personally. Her other biggest vice in the world is music.
Skills. Athena is a poet. Whether free verse, spoken word, or lyrics, putting her emotion on paper soothes her soul in a way nothing else can. She's also a talented singer/songwriter, but usually doesn't have the nerve to let anyone in on that skill.
Biography. Athena grew up in a small farming town in Indiana. Nothing about life was particularly challenging. She always felt like there was something else out there for her though. There was more to the world than cornfields. At 18 she was married, and at 21 she was divorced. They both were to blame. He pressed extreme religious views on her, and tried to force her to change... so she rebelled and had an affair.
Divorced life led to all kinds of wild nights and experimenting, which ultimately led to her love of the female form. Nothing beats sipping on bourbon and staring at a great ass. She's just as bad as any man when it comes to oogling over a pretty lady. She doesn't tend to be shy about saying something either.
Professionally, she was very successful. She managed to work her way up to Assistant Manager of a multi-million dollar retail store by the age of 20. That only made her feel more stuck.
As she continued to let time pass by, her family moved away and it left her with a choice. Stay in Indiana, and keep being content with life, or go out into the world and try and find happiness, whatever that is. She chose the latter, and set her sights on Seattle. Taking practically nothing, and leaving everything she knew behind, she now finds herself trying to find a new identity... a new purpose.