Peu à peu, la colonne vertébrale de Walker a commencé à glisser vers l'avant en raison de la force de l'habitude, attachant ses mouvements de corps une nuance malveillante. Les doigts du cow-boy ont commencé à spasme à nouveau à se faire gronder par la femme guerrière. Merde, c'était trop cool. Comment vais-je trouver le Texas : le squeakquel contre les gars comme ça? La liste mentale des noms de la ville de Will s'était encore élargie. La surstimulation de l'environnement et des choses avait provoqué le feu des molécules d'inspiration dans son cerveau. Texas : le squeakquel était non. 37, suivi d'Onzenesse et placé devant le Texas mais avec la peste bubonique.
"Ah oui, introductions. Vous devez m'excuser pour ma grossièreté tout à l'heure. Je m'appelle Walker McDonald's et je suis capable de dommages sur de longues distances. Une paire d'yeux bruns boueux dardés à gauche comme plus d'inspiration a frappé son cerveau. Merde, les cow-boys donnent-ils leurs noms comme ça? Peu importe, peu importe ce que j'ai. Je vais juste le suivre avec un surnom et ce sera Gucci. 
"J'en suis venu à ces terres qui s'enracinent dans le seul but de recréer l'expérience du sud. Certains m'appellent Walker, ranger au Texas."

Le poids sombre et écrasant de cette blague avait le pouvoir et le potentiel de faire entrer l'ensemble de l'humanité dans un état catatonique sans fin. Dieu lui-même a entendu la blague, soupiré, et a osé regarder un bouton étiqueté "les pierres tombent, tout le monde meurt" avant d'hésiter et de laisser Will vivre sa vie pathétique et misérable.
Tutoriai comme on l'appelait s'est révélé ne pas être un joueur mais un guide NPC. Walker exprima un manque de sens à son visage, mais plus tard il se mit à l'idée de recevoir de l'aide. Être autour de tels personnages étranges l'avait mis à l'écart, et le powergamer en lui avait besoin de savoir tout ce que le wiki Dreamscape et les subreddits ne pouvaient pas donner. "Est-ce qu'on a besoin de manger et de boire ici? Si je meurs ici, vous me tuerez dans la vraie vie? Où est la civilisation? Et le plus important," Walker a parlé de la dernière question avec des larmes doucement sur ses yeux, "Y a-t-il des chapeaux de cowboy dans le jeu?"
EDIT: forgot to capitalize the D in his name, whoops.
Character Age- 24
Out of game description - Will can be quickly summarized as the black and white "you're doing it wrong" part of an infomercial. No other human being has come close to him in terms of screw-ups, mistakes, errors and buffoonery. As anyone who's met him knows, he has the luck of a black cat underneath a ladder. Will isn't the type to do take it slow and can be obsessive, delusional, and hard to deal with at times. Anyone caught in the middle of his stupid ideas will think he's friendly, but will often opt to create as much distance between them as possible.
He has a tendency to hyperventilate whenever something catches his interest and frequently develops a nice set of bloodshot eyes when he finds something new to fawn over. The bags under his eyes are gucci.
Character History - After all one hundred and seventy-three of his career ideas were rejected by his middle school counselor, a young and plucky Will Nguyen was told to be as realistic as he could when planning his future. A couple of hours later, after slouching around in an old bean bag chair in his room, he had an epiphany. If he couldn't be all the crazy things he wanted to be, why not choose the most boring job imaginable! He'd work and afterwards would indulge in all the same things he enjoyed now! After mulling over which career seemed the most boring he finally settled on becoming an accountant.
Years later, at the age of 24, Will has fallen into the sarlacc pit of online gaming. After receiving an invitation to participate in Dreamscape Online he nearly passed out. After making sure he wasn't dreaming and adjusting the "You can do it" kitten poster on his desk, the office drone wasted no time in signing up.
In game information
In game username - Walker McDonald's
Character Race - Human
Primary Class- Archer
Secondary Class - N/A
Cross Class - N/A
Character Appearance -



*Brown hair, brown eyes
*5'5"
*160 lbs
*Walker's clothes and appearance are exactly the same as the ones in the character picture, with the exception of the metal shoulder accessory.
Gear and Stats
Weapon type - A light, medium-sized bow. The knife he has does nothing in combat situations and is for everyday tasks.
Armor - Light armor. The aforementioned shoulder accessory.
Other misc gear - An obnoxious cowboy hat like in the picture.
Strength - 1/5 (How physically strong are you)
Intelligence - 1/5 (How gifted are you with magic)
Dexterity - 5/5 (How good are you with ranged weapons, and with your hands)
Speed - 4/5 (How fast are you, this also affects your stealth)
Toughness - 3/5 (How fragile are you? 1 a piece of paper, 5 a oak tree. This effects your HP)
Luck - 3/5 (How lucky are you? Affects crits and item drops as well as your odds in item events)
Passive ability: Fortune Seeker- Passively can see highlighted objects in areas when the object exceeds a certain value, all items sold to vendors give twice as much gold, silver, and copper. The player also has better chances to encounter chance events that generate randomly by 50%
Misc
Will wanted to make a cowboy character despite knowing nothing about cowboys and the game not supporting them, hence the ridiculous first and last name.
Walker is a pretty muscular avatar, but it's only cosmetic and he can't actually do much.
Will is extremely unlucky in real life, but his avatar is decently lucky, which will probably be a running gag.