Qu'est-ce qu'il-hey! Le Gray Chair Man a crié avec un grand sourire, beaucoup à la confusion de Diablo et Noob. "Je suis content de vous voir ici, M. Angelo. C'était assez facile de traiter avec ce Hale, vous savez?"
Diablo clignait, regardant du nouveau venu et au Gray Chair Man. Il n'a jamais entendu dire que le directeur d'O-Face était amical avec quelqu'un. En fait, il a aimé n'importe quel autre humain, mais tous ses employés ont juste aimé le faire ressembler à un tyran.
-- Vous le connaissez? Le roi des démons (cosplayer) a demandé curieusement. L'homme assis à côté de lui a lâché un ronflement copieux.
-- Bien sûr!
"Comment?"
Le Gray Chair Man, dans toute sa gloire de chaise, a sorti une tasse de victoire- oui, de victoire- et a commencé à en boire. Il l'a ensuite mis sur l'armrester de sa chaise comme il a simplement répondu,
"Je l'ai rencontré pour la première fois pendant que je volais votre compte en banque."
"Monsieur. Directeur?" Diablo a demandé avec sa voix la plus douce. "Est-ce qu'une raclée soulagerait votre corps?"
Le Gray Chair Man a tout simplement ri, tandis que Diablo a commencé à gronder inaudiblement. Il haïssait déjà ce Friza, mais c'était surtout dû au fait que le président était un crétin complet comme d'habitude. Noob, le Saibot, a tapé la tête du roi du diable (cosplayer) en lui disant :
"Toi, noob."
Diablo a grondé, "Je ne veux vraiment pas entendre ça venant de ta bouche."
Noob semblait très satisfait de Friza. En fait, s'il vous plaît, il a volé l'épée de Diablo et a commencé à le jongler alors que les hommes d'O-Face attendaient plus de recrues. "Angelo, viens à côté de nous et regarde le plus maladroit possible. C'est juste génial de cette façon, tu sais?"
Noob a lâché l'épée, qui a poignardé son propre pied. Il n'a apparemment pas donné un seul sh%t du tout.
Name: Noob
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Species: Noob Saibot
Specialties:
Noob Strength - Noob can pull off Noob combos, Noob counters, and even Noob manuevers. They're all Noobish, but ultimately awesome in the end. A befitting trait of O-Face's long-term member.
Noob Intelligence - Noob uses logic only a true Noob can use. In other words, he's pretty freaking stupid.
Noob Life - Noob lived the life of a true Noob, meaning that he knows what it feels like to be a "Newb" before he became the ultimate "Nooblord of the Stars."
"Chopping" - Noob likes to cook, but he only likes to cook his enemies. Guess what he likes to do to his food?
Abilities:
"I Fight For My Friends" - Noob is able to play mind games with practically anyone he meets... like a Noob would. Most of what he says to his enemies are lies, which usually provokes the opponents when they realize he doesn't give a crap about their newb-like experiences.
Shoryuuken - Noob shameless borrows a Street Fighter move and does a hadouken. Why he calls it a shoryuuken up to this date remains a mystery.
Keyboard Smash - Noob is able to smash everything sent to his way with an analog keyboard that comes out of nowhere.
Noob Combo: Noob is able to pull off the fabled "Noob Combo." This ability of his is why O-Face truly respects him as one of their greatest fighters.
Weapons/Skills:
Tri-Katana - Noob carries three katanas, because two is for newbs. How he manages to use all of them at once remains a mystery.
Plasma Pistol - Noob carries a Plasma Pistol: one of the essential tools in performing the classic Noob Combo. He bought it from his enemy before killing the unfortunate soul.
Trash - Noob utilizes random junk from his pocket, all of which happen to be extremely lethal weapons. He tends to show off his Noobish style of fighting with this.
Favorite Games/Shows: Superman 64
Background: TBA.
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...Or at least, that's what people wanted to think.
Long ago, before Abraham Lincoln became the president of the United States of America, there was man who lived inside a supernova.
First, there was only a supernova. But then, there was Noob!
Noob, the almighty Saibot of destruction, came to be when NASA crashed their fifth space rocket on his star as a distress signal. He deemed them unworthy of his attention and wanted to wipe them out, but alas, there was a reason as to why they would crash a rocket on his spherical house. Corrupt heroes had invade Earth from other dimensions, and soon, the whole universe would be infested with corrupt heroes!
He felt sympathy and, with a mighty leap, flew to Earth and landed with his naked feet, killing twelve people in the process. He then began to slay a bunch of corrupt heroes, wondering why they were screaming for mercy.
It turned out they were all civilians. What a noob.
Seeing his powers as useful assets to the only hope of humanity, the O-Face decided to recruit him, claiming that Earth will forgive him if he ended the galactic raid. As the first recruit of the O-Face, Noob jogged for thirty minutes before becoming one of the final hopes of humanity. Fear him, "heroes," for Noob, the Saibot, has come to end your violence!
"What's this roleplay about?": Mars Earth