Pourcentage de vol LOOT

Voyant que vos camarades ne font rien en fait PRODUCTIVE, DÉCHETS leur temps avec un vieux gars - qui sent vraiment assez agréable vous croyez - il est OBCIEUS à vous que vos membres du parti ont 0 points dans la compétence APPRAISE STENCH. Tu penses à STINKING CASUELLEMENT mais tu t'es souvenu de toi toujours faire ça PASSIFEMENT partout de toute façon. Vous décidez de suivre vos INSTINCTS et de faire quelques PROGRÈS sur votre réalisation « COLLECTIBLES ».


UUUHAHAHA HUUHUHU HAHA HUAHUAHUA! Enfin! Mes EFFORTS n'ont pas été en vain car le Père Nature m'a une fois de plus béni. Cette collection SUPER-DUPER ULTRA MEGA RARE est tellement RARE que sa RARENESS est RARELY démontré par le fait RARE que seuls d'autres Aventuriers CINQ RARELY chanceux l'ont, en plus de moi qui l'a obtenu au cours des JOURS de RARELY soumis l'effort bien sûr.
Il est temps de ranger ce BOY BAD dans mon BAG vraiment élégant. Regarde cette beauté.
Vous le tenez pendant quelques secondes de plus frotter EROTIQUEMENT, cracher et frotter dessus pour le faire briller, l'embrasser puis CAREFULLY le placer dans l'un de vos BAG SLOTS libres.
Name: Jaedan
Color of choice: Blue
Race: Human
Class: Priest/Cleric/That class that attacks with holy light and stuff
Bio: Jaedan is a name conceived by the ALMIGHTY SEER, Jaedan is a portmaneau of "Jaedas" which means JOURNEY and "Toedan" which means UNNECESSARY, those are words from the legendary ELDERSPEACH, a language so complicated that even the most wise sages stopped using it completly, because who the hell writes an overly complicated language just because it's cool? Of course it was some ELDER DOUCHEBAG who had nothing better to do, in fact, most humans are LAZY DOUCHES and you are no exception.
You then decided to go PLUNDERING. You went alone, equipped with a SILVER WAND and your high FAITH, that and also a very beautiful STEEL ARMOR, ok, maybe not very beautiful, it would surely look better if you had the HELMET, but you sold it because a BACKPACK is more suitable for adventure than a high defense stat, besides that you had to be prepared for the S1CK L00TS you should find.
After blinding guards and dealing MISERABLE amounts of damage with your SHINY SPHERES The adventure was a huge success, and you bragged for a whole week about your newfound stash of 31 SILVER COINS and a neat WATER FLASK, you went over the TAVERN to spend your hard earned oh i mean hard stolen CA$H and look for new adventures.
Ah, besides that you also tend to be clumsy and speak very loud, you often lose track of time and forget where you leave your sweet STUFF, but on the bright side you tend to be very INSPIRING, just as any Priest should be.
You obviously forgot where you put the ARMOR, so you'll use the regular PRIEST ROBES.