Salutations, Ivan! Le président Gray s'est exclamé. "Bien de vous avoir prêt à être embauché par l'O-Face! Tenez-vous à côté de M. Z-"
Juste avant de pouvoir continuer, deux autres personnes sont venues. L'homme regardait comme s'il était sur le point de partir, et la femme ne semblait pas du tout amusée. Ce qui a aggravé les choses, c'est que l'homme était sur le point de partir, la femme n'était vraiment pas amusée.
Qui a osé lui manquer de respect comme ça?Qu'est-ce qu'il y a?
"E-Tout le monde," a-t-il dit, "si vous voulez juste ne pas sortir le f$&% et en fait m'écouter, je l'apprécierais beaucoup."
"Vous bégayiez", a dit Diablo.
"Je ne l'ai pas fait."
"Tu l'as fait."
"B...Baka."
"Qu'est-ce qu'il y a dans le vrai fu-"
Juste avant que Diablo n'ait pu finir de poser sa question, une nouvelle personne est entrée dans le portail.
- C'est quoi, ça?
- C'est quoi, ça?
- C'est quoi, ça?
- C'est quoi, ça?
- C'est quoi, ça?
- C'est quoi, ça?
"Ô MON Dieu," Le président Gray a crié, pointant sur le rayon de manta anthropomorphe dans la pièce. "C'est l'homme RAY!!! Comment ai-je su que ce gars?
Diablo sourit enfin, impatient de rencontrer un autre homme du mal. Alors qu'il ne ressemblait certainement pas au mec le plus fort de l'univers, c'était encore mieux que d'avoir un groupe entier d'idiots qui se souciaient peu du bien et du mal. Peut-être que ce rayon de manta garderait sa santé mentale intacte... à peine, au moins.
"Si vous cherchez le mal, je vous souhaite la bienvenue," Diablo (le cosplayer) a dit. "Et je ne joue pas du tout."
Oui, tu l'es.
Noob, le Saibot, a dit à Barthelus : "Vous partez maintenant, vous êtes noob."
Il s'est ensuite tourné vers Stephanie. "Tu n'es pas intéressé, tu n'es rien."
Enfin, il se tourna vers Man Ray, se dormant sans effort, sans aucune hésitation,
"Toi, noob."
Diablo se mit à donner à Noob une puissante gifle de b$&ch, le laissant par terre pendant un moment. Le Gray Chair Man a attendu que tout le monde soit en formation avec un regard d'anticipation.
En fait, il voulait juste prendre une décharge aux toilettes, mais ces gens étaient trop réticents pour qu'il prenne une merde en paix.
Name: Noob
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Species: Noob Saibot
Specialties:
Noob Strength - Noob can pull off Noob combos, Noob counters, and even Noob manuevers. They're all Noobish, but ultimately awesome in the end. A befitting trait of O-Face's long-term member.
Noob Intelligence - Noob uses logic only a true Noob can use. In other words, he's pretty freaking stupid.
Noob Life - Noob lived the life of a true Noob, meaning that he knows what it feels like to be a "Newb" before he became the ultimate "Nooblord of the Stars."
"Chopping" - Noob likes to cook, but he only likes to cook his enemies. Guess what he likes to do to his food?
Abilities:
"I Fight For My Friends" - Noob is able to play mind games with practically anyone he meets... like a Noob would. Most of what he says to his enemies are lies, which usually provokes the opponents when they realize he doesn't give a crap about their newb-like experiences.
Shoryuuken - Noob shameless borrows a Street Fighter move and does a hadouken. Why he calls it a shoryuuken up to this date remains a mystery.
Keyboard Smash - Noob is able to smash everything sent to his way with an analog keyboard that comes out of nowhere.
Noob Combo: Noob is able to pull off the fabled "Noob Combo." This ability of his is why O-Face truly respects him as one of their greatest fighters.
Weapons/Skills:
Tri-Katana - Noob carries three katanas, because two is for newbs. How he manages to use all of them at once remains a mystery.
Plasma Pistol - Noob carries a Plasma Pistol: one of the essential tools in performing the classic Noob Combo. He bought it from his enemy before killing the unfortunate soul.
Trash - Noob utilizes random junk from his pocket, all of which happen to be extremely lethal weapons. He tends to show off his Noobish style of fighting with this.
Favorite Games/Shows: Superman 64
Background: TBA.
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...
...Or at least, that's what people wanted to think.
Long ago, before Abraham Lincoln became the president of the United States of America, there was man who lived inside a supernova.
First, there was only a supernova. But then, there was Noob!
Noob, the almighty Saibot of destruction, came to be when NASA crashed their fifth space rocket on his star as a distress signal. He deemed them unworthy of his attention and wanted to wipe them out, but alas, there was a reason as to why they would crash a rocket on his spherical house. Corrupt heroes had invade Earth from other dimensions, and soon, the whole universe would be infested with corrupt heroes!
He felt sympathy and, with a mighty leap, flew to Earth and landed with his naked feet, killing twelve people in the process. He then began to slay a bunch of corrupt heroes, wondering why they were screaming for mercy.
It turned out they were all civilians. What a noob.
Seeing his powers as useful assets to the only hope of humanity, the O-Face decided to recruit him, claiming that Earth will forgive him if he ended the galactic raid. As the first recruit of the O-Face, Noob jogged for thirty minutes before becoming one of the final hopes of humanity. Fear him, "heroes," for Noob, the Saibot, has come to end your violence!
"What's this roleplay about?": Mars Earth