Bienvenue au Texas : terre des bons cow-boys, comme beaucoup aiment le dire. Malheureusement, beaucoup de ces cow-boys sont morts depuis les héros, Kamina, Simon et Yoko Littner, et les ont transformés en poussière avec la puissante mecha connue sous le nom de Gurren Lagaan. La puissance totale que contenait cette mecha, ainsi que la volonté des pilotes de tuer, ont déclenché des "choses folles" dans toute une ville du Texas. Mais tout n'est pas du monde de ces héros...
 *TOP PRIORITY A partir de maintenant * Kool-Aid Guy
 ProUberGhost
 Kamina
 Yoko Littner
 C'est moi qui l'ai fait.

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Un portail s'est ouvert devant un centre de fitness Aerofit, envoyant Noob et Edmodo au Texas d'abord. Tous ceux qui sont passés par le portail avaient une sorte de radio plantée sur leurs oreilles, bien qu'ils étaient facilement détachables. Noob s'est cueilli dans le sol asphalté. Les choses avaient déjà l'air mal.
À proximité du portail se trouvaient plusieurs contre-attaques anti-terroristes qui ont abattu des civils, certains d'entre eux s'attaquant rapidement comme un patron. Et l'un d'eux avait déjà repéré Noob et Edmodo.
 "Nous avons de la compagnie!"
 "J'ai trouvé le stfu et regarde la magie voler par le lolol du ciel"
 "Sortez d'ici, ça va exploser!!!"
 "Sortez d'ici, ça va exploser!!!"
 "Sortez d'ici, ça va exploser!!!"
 "Fais chier! FEUILLEZ! »
Les yeux de Noob se sont élargis, mais sa tension a été libérée dès qu'Edmodo a mis une main sur son épaule.
 "Ne panique pas, mon beau ami."
 "Faites quelque chose, espèce de noob."
Edmodo s'est dégonflé...
- C'est quoi, ça?
... avant de créer un mur transparent et à l'épreuve des balles. Ce mur couvrirait également ses alliés entrants. Le Chevrolet Movie Theater a commencé à marcher vers ses ennemis très lentement, ouvrant de nombreuses occasions à ses alliés de les attaquer.
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Mission urgente!
- Défendez les contre-terroristes!
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Name: Noob
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Species: Noob Saibot
Specialties:
Noob Strength - Noob can pull off Noob combos, Noob counters, and even Noob manuevers. They're all Noobish, but ultimately awesome in the end. A befitting trait of O-Face's long-term member.
Noob Intelligence - Noob uses logic only a true Noob can use. In other words, he's pretty freaking stupid.
Noob Life - Noob lived the life of a true Noob, meaning that he knows what it feels like to be a "Newb" before he became the ultimate "Nooblord of the Stars."
"Chopping" - Noob likes to cook, but he only likes to cook his enemies. Guess what he likes to do to his food?
Abilities:
"I Fight For My Friends" - Noob is able to play mind games with practically anyone he meets... like a Noob would. Most of what he says to his enemies are lies, which usually provokes the opponents when they realize he doesn't give a crap about their newb-like experiences.
Shoryuuken - Noob shameless borrows a Street Fighter move and does a hadouken. Why he calls it a shoryuuken up to this date remains a mystery.
Keyboard Smash - Noob is able to smash everything sent to his way with an analog keyboard that comes out of nowhere.
Noob Combo: Noob is able to pull off the fabled "Noob Combo." This ability of his is why O-Face truly respects him as one of their greatest fighters.
Weapons/Skills:
Tri-Katana - Noob carries three katanas, because two is for newbs. How he manages to use all of them at once remains a mystery.
Plasma Pistol - Noob carries a Plasma Pistol: one of the essential tools in performing the classic Noob Combo. He bought it from his enemy before killing the unfortunate soul.
Trash - Noob utilizes random junk from his pocket, all of which happen to be extremely lethal weapons. He tends to show off his Noobish style of fighting with this.
Favorite Games/Shows: Superman 64
Background: TBA.
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...
...Or at least, that's what people wanted to think.
Long ago, before Abraham Lincoln became the president of the United States of America, there was man who lived inside a supernova.
First, there was only a supernova. But then, there was Noob!
Noob, the almighty Saibot of destruction, came to be when NASA crashed their fifth space rocket on his star as a distress signal. He deemed them unworthy of his attention and wanted to wipe them out, but alas, there was a reason as to why they would crash a rocket on his spherical house. Corrupt heroes had invade Earth from other dimensions, and soon, the whole universe would be infested with corrupt heroes!
He felt sympathy and, with a mighty leap, flew to Earth and landed with his naked feet, killing twelve people in the process. He then began to slay a bunch of corrupt heroes, wondering why they were screaming for mercy.
It turned out they were all civilians. What a noob.
Seeing his powers as useful assets to the only hope of humanity, the O-Face decided to recruit him, claiming that Earth will forgive him if he ended the galactic raid. As the first recruit of the O-Face, Noob jogged for thirty minutes before becoming one of the final hopes of humanity. Fear him, "heroes," for Noob, the Saibot, has come to end your violence!
"What's this roleplay about?": Mars Earth