Xsar
Xsar était assis dans son trône multicolore à travers l'exposition du Gardien et de sa puissance, il n'était même pas intéressé par l'échange beaucoup moins surpris. Il réfléchit aux événements et à la façon dont l'inévitable guerre civile se déroulera, ses théories de ce qui pourrait arriver commencèrent à tomber dans la folie rapidement, mais la surface de celle-ci semblait déjà certaine. Plusieurs Dieux qui revendiquent le trône, de vieilles rivalités et de petites querelles déclenchent la guerre. Il sourit à lui-même, ce qui n'avait que peu de conséquences car les autres dieux devaient contenir leurs émotions et leurs expressions. Xsar ne l'a pas fait, sa folie étant la couverture parfaite pour toute expression glissée... donc il n'a même pas essayé plus longtemps, une expression sérieuse sur son visage était beaucoup plus suspecte qu'un sourire amusé.
La meilleure partie de cette guerre civile pieuse était sa position, et dans une certaine mesure celle de Janin. Bien qu'ils ne soient pas aimés par beaucoup d'autres, ils ne sont guère considérés comme une menace. Xsar l'a montré facilement pendant la première guerre civile, appliquant des pressions militaires aux deux côtés au hasard. Ne jamais commettre une force sérieuse ou s'engager dans les grandes batailles. Sauf quand il s'agissait de capturer la déesse de la Connaissance il y a quelques années.
En un instant son sourire enfantin changea de tristesse douloureuse, non à sa mort comme le reste de leur famille avait pleuré, mais à son asservissement. Il détestait qu'il ait dû l'asservir d'une telle manière... mais il devait savoir pour son ennemi, pour le Maruk, il devait savoir. Ses yeux brillaient en furie soudaine qui s'évaporait un moment plus tard alors qu'il se rendait compte qu'il y avait un débat autour de lui. Il regarda de nouveau, ayant complètement manqué les dieux qui parlaient au cours des derniers instants.
Comme si le dieu poissonneux était probablement jockeying pour la position de nouveau, et Azzy jeté son chapeau dans l'anneau pour le roi.
Il s'est hissé sur le trône et a poignardé un doigt à Azo'tet "Tu ne peux pas être roi!" il a crié en haut de sa voix "Ce serait trop déprimant." avant de se tourner vers Aesis "et vous ne pouvez pas non plus, vous êtes le chemin à Fishy" et s'asseoir rapidement en se demandant si quelqu'un d'autre pourrait attraper son double sens de poisson... et en espérant qu'il pourrait énerver Aesis assez pour commencer un combat pour que le gardien le frappe autour. Il a téléporté à Aesis à l'air heureux comme pourrait être, la plupart du temps pour juste se mettre sous sa peau un peu plus.
 Oui ive a effacé le dieu de la connaissance avec Yen
Name: Xsar
Gender: Male
Personality: Xsar is a jubilant and happy God, generally. His mood changes on a whim, and his actions also reflect this, he is often changing with each passing fancy. Underneath it all there does seem to be a wicked intelligence capable of true magnificence but fractured through his insanity.
Major Domain: Madness
Minor Domains: joy, Scholars (the pursuit of knowledge)
Stance: Xsar's loyalty is random at best or schizophrenic at worst on the surface, but beneath the shifting tides of loyalty there is a method to his madness.
Loyalty During the Rebellion: None. Causing trouble for both sides.
Center of Power: A bronze Jack-o-lantern about the size of a fist.
Relations: Rabble Rouser with Janin  and Ahru 
(Probably more, PM me for ideas)
Powers: Xsar's powers are as insane as himself, he probably isn't actually aware of the extent of his abilities. He could cause an entire battalion of raging ogres to suddenly become a raging battalion of hamsters, or cause them to break down into a hallucinatory rage or have all their armor simply vanish. nobody knows and Malal certainly doesnt.
He also can single handedly start a raving party, with his powers over Joy he can use this power to liven up a party or more sickeningly, make his soldiers perfectly happy while getting maimed in combat laughing as their platoon is destroyed.
Finally his power over scholars and the pursuit of knowledge is not an offensive ability but it ties in with his domain of madness. he can fill scholars with obsessive compulsions to learn more driving them to the brink of sanity and straining their health. The use of this ability has generated knowledge about great secrets and forbidden knowledge that Xsar and his scholars will share freely, broadcasting divine secrets from the rooftops.
Godly Equipment:
Helm of discord: At will Xsar can surround himself with vibrant life like hallucinations drawn from the twisted nightmares of Xsar himself. Often times these take the "shape" of twisted monstrosities who have no concept of biology or how creatures should exist. Xsar seems largely uneffected by the use of the helm but will often confuse and horrify lesser creatures.
Rift Stone: A polished grey stone about the size of a fist that can tear holes through reality to other points within his own domain. With some effort on the part of Xsar he can use it to move from anywhere and into his domain, but not to leave. Also the time between departure and arrival seems random at best, taking only seconds or sometimes days. (note: there is often a mild dusting of powdered sugar on the ground wherever his portals had been used)
A copy of the Infinite chalice: Xsar was very jealous of the Infinite Chalice used by Janin so he made a crude copy for his own use. It is a simple clay goblet painted as if by a child with flowers and terribly drawn animals. BUT! it works, the goblet holds an infinite amount of wine, cheap and sour wine granted, but an infinite amount.
The Gate Keeper is a deranged paranoid maniac who denies all access to the lower levels of the Pyramid. The only person seen passing the gate keeper is Xsar himself. The only power he has is true and complete immortality. his limbs can be severed but he will still survive, and taunt his foe.
The gate keeper uses a Quick Silver blade, a sword made of liquid metal that shifts its balance constantly during combat. It is not a Gods Bane weapon, but it is a very difficult weapon to use the gate keeper however is a master with the weapon. 


She is a blind Scholar with a broken body, her lower half born fused with a spider. but her intelligence is vast, and she is obsessed with accumulating knowledge. Her immobile form sits in the entrance to the extra-dimensional library. very few can navigate the library successfully because beyond the books of common knowledge it becomes very dangerous, but the rewards can be great finding by books that have not been written yet. The librarian Quealana knows how to navigate the twisted maze of space and time within the library but is unable to move herself. A few trusted scholars with armed gaurds will sometimes venture deeper into the library with enough gear to survive for several days if they get lost.

Name of your Land: Asajnoksdfjigopdshiergknowqohiyhdsog (Commonly known as Wonderland)
Lands: The geography of wonderland is quite unremarkable, great plains stretching for miles the lands are fertile with rolling farmland around a great city with a massive pyramid at its center. Beyond the farmlands the terrain becomes ever more strange and wild, to the north forests of great mushrooms with tribes of Mycellium-Men stomping through the undergrowth protecting their forest from the Mushroom soup bandits. In the south there is nothing but vast desert and the great wurms that are believed to be immortals but nobody is actually sure. In the center of the southern desert is a floating platform of Xsar's design that has a scale map of each land modeled to perfection, each building in each city made to excruciating detail. to the east and west are great forests that seem to be normal, but contain dreaded creatures within them. Many of them are not neccecarily evil, some are quite friendly, but quite dangerous.
People: In the City are mostly regular human beings, with Mushroom men traders coming down to trade from the forests to the north. However several Immortals such as ogres and Shoggoth live along side humans with little issues.
Culture: The human culture is resembles a proto-Egyptian culture with some coloring of tribal aztec culture. however there is often some Mushroom man traders. However they do not keep slaves, mostly its just the wearing of robes and feathers with the occasional blood sacrifice to Xsar that he never asked for, but is always appreciated. The rest of his domain is populated by mad bandits, who are like normal bandits but like to give their victims a good song and dance routine while robbing them. Wandering tribes of humans surviving in the desert and only rarely being eaten by the great wurms of the desert
Technology: High Bronze and occasional stone age for the most of society, however the military and the high ranking members in the capital do have access to early medieval weapons and armor.
Capital: Umlaut, the Capital city is the only true city in Wonderland for the most part it operates as any other city with the exception of the grand Pyramid in the center. upon entering the Pyramid the internal structure's geometry is something that strains the mind most human's do not enter the pyramid unless they have to because most of them feel quite ill within an hour of being inside. Most immortal beings however merely find it confusing or uneasy.
Beings: Ogres: Hulking masses of muscle, unlike most of their cousins the ogres in Wonderland are very friendly and rowdy. occasionally wounding a human with an over excited hug.
Shoggoth: These are blob like creatures that are immensely strong lifting stone slabs weighing tons by flowing their whole body under the slab and stabilizing it by extruding tentacles from their body.
Fae: Several races of Fae live in wonderland, mostly little pixies and faries that are not immortals but live far longer than most humans, they mostly do very little but occasionally become a secret maid service or cobbler employees. The terms of these contracts are obviously a form of madness.
Dungeon Keepers: the truest form of the madness in the land, these are a race of berzerker demons that live underground and only occasionally harass the humans living on the surface. The part of the Gate Keeper's job is to prevent these demons from coming up into the Great Pyramid through its network of tunnels. or allow them to reach the hidden chamber in the base of the pyramid.